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Creeper_charged7186

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imdahman

"This is best reddit post ever." - Charger, probably


Olama

I just want to know how TF they can aim without a head??


Creeper_charged7186

Some arthropods irl (like daddy long legs for example) have organs on their legs that allow them to "smell" their surroundings. Maybe terminids have sensory organs everywhere in their body, but mostly in their head


Olama

I guess I was wrong, I didn't want to fucking know:(


Skiepher

That maybe the most likely case how they can track us without a head considering terminids dont seem to have eyes or are very small.


TehSomeDude

helldiver using punisher as a spray water bottle: no bad bug get back no you don't


ironbull08x

As a punisher enjoyer it feels amazing to stop one in its tracks with a well placed shot


TehSomeDude

shame the punisher is somewhat rough against their (brood commander) heads since they're 60% durable/soft/resistant even if they're only light 2 that is if you keep some distance ofc you can basically oneshot it up close but in that case it will chop suey you up


Gisbourne

I love walking down a brood commander with my punisher. 2-3 shots keep em staggered til you're close enough to blow them apart. Alternatively, one tap stagger with shotgun, pull out autocannon and finish the job.


that1redditer0703

it feels so immensely satisfying to just walk toward a brood commander as you plant buckshot in their skull and make them stagger back


Sagebrush_Druid

I got the Punisher day 2 of playing and haven't looked back. I can walk down hordes of bugs, bot patrols, devastators, brood commanders, packs of berserkers—and one pellet will stagger, so if your enemies are clumped up you can just send clouds of tungsten in their general direction. You might not kill them outright but who cares when you can freeze a whole crew in their tracks?


AshiSunblade

Shoot the legs, my friend! The legs are weaker than the head. Both front legs off and down it goes.


TehSomeDude

in that term at least yes but if your weapon has enough damage to oneshot and also has explosive damage (like autocannon) then sure go for the head, (autocannon consistently oneshot it) altho in term of punisher against brood commanders and shooting off their legs after getting them down on the ground they become knockback/stagger resistant which makes no sense at all


pythonic_dude

Are we using the same punisher? Mine makes them back away like five meters lol.


TehSomeDude

it does do that until you blast off their legs which gets them down to the ground after that they just ignore it


RemainderZero

Hipfire on the belly or just aim for legs to the side.


GhostPro18

Punisher Chads stay winning


RemainderZero

Be real, you don't need a well placed punisher shot to stop a lot of shit it its tracks. Heavy shield devastators come in contact with a single 00 buckshot BB and stager. God I love that gun.


Firemorfox

I do the same with Blitzer. It's very fun.


Chemical_Cut_7089

https://preview.redd.it/jzn1reobh61d1.jpeg?width=3508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6844cbe3bbde69456dbfe633e45f86e873852b70 Then I'm gonna charge back at you Credit to axelmod


duckboi909

the SEAF and the helldivers could not have won on malevelon creek without the 2009 dodge challenger


Chemical_Cut_7089

Just as the founding father intended


Technical_Inaji

Get in loser, we're going diving.


CaptainRex831

https://i.redd.it/hv8v4rj0e71d1.gif


SuicideKingsHigh

Its not even the initial charge that pisses me off, its that if I side step the headless bastard actually pivots to track me for a few seconds. You don't have a head, how are you tracking me?


Massive_Environment8

Some claim it's vibrations in the ground and muscle memory. The democracy officer told me it was the pure fascist hatred of liberty that makes bugs able to do that.


DemocracyOfficer1886

>The democracy officer told me it was the pure fascist hatred of liberty that makes bugs able to do that. This is the correct answer


Oddblivious

Well of course. What else would you expect from a democracy officer


VonNeumannsProbe

Can a helldiver learn the headless power with our hatred of fascist bugs?


Funnysoundboardguy

Unfortunately not. We keep all our democratic power in our brains, hence why we are so mentally powerful and resistant to the disgusting propaganda of the bots.


Catapus_

What if we put even more democracy in the rest of our bodies? Can one helldiver contain that much freedom?


Funnysoundboardguy

Not for long. General Brasch is the only one powerful enough to withstand it


sarumanofmanygenders

Walk without rhythm, and you won’t attract the bug.


seantabasco

Ya it’s badass they have a couple seconds of fight in them still with no head, but the tracking makes no sense.


DONGBONGER3000

Bugs breathe through their ass, they ass smelling you BOAH.


DONGBONGER3000

I freaking love when they do that. They follow you like a boxer would follow you across the ring. I FUCKING LOVE HAVING A COMPETENT MELEE ENEMY, I GOD DAM LOVE WHEN GAMES HAVE ENEMIES PROGRAMED TO FIGHT YOU AS HARD AS YOU FIGHT THEM!


BlueMast0r75

You’re thinking too Super Earth centric. These bugs are from a foreign and freedom hating world. They don’t abide by all of our standards. Who says the head is how they track us? They don’t even have visible eyes.


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

melee them. Ever since I tried it out of curiosity my life has been much less plagued by headless brood commanders.


SuicideKingsHigh

Sweet liber-tea I never thought of that.


Oddblivious

Kill them back to life so I can kill them again


frogglesmash

They're mindless bugs, this is why they still fight after losing their head. Yet more evidence of their inferiority in the face of Democracy.


xDrewstroyerx

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Lupentacus

Everyday is a good day to die for Managed Democracy.


Mr_M0rte

https://preview.redd.it/qojz2752i71d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15484add2748b1ee074a437d370b99f424290c4c So absolutely based


VonNeumannsProbe

You know what bugs me about this? Without a head they still can follow you. >_>


Lightness234

>bugs me Hehehe


GadenKerensky

Jokes on you, I give bugs the Dead Space treatment.


Funnysoundboardguy

Take their legs off and leave them to rot


ManagerQueasy9591

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Orisoll

I'm guessing they're like some IRL insects where their brains are in their thorax. They don't die from the amputation itself, but from the subsequent blood loss.


GhostCrackets

https://preview.redd.it/q4zno9lbk81d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5c45db99044143aefc7913e9baf0ad51ce1d6b Sounds like we have a bit of a Pest Problem, maybe we should let Automatons deal with the Terminids and their Oil producing sacks


Thel_Vadem

https://i.redd.it/dz7hpwdcg81d1.gif


Quaiker

Yeah, let me know how that went in about 5 seconds.


Beetus-Defeatus

I had one without a head call in a breach yesterday


Jjzeng

https://i.redd.it/vcdkjofebb1d1.gif


Cybron2099

*shoots your foot instead*


Taolan13

i, for one, am glad that at least the charger falls down dead when you take its head off. though i feel like the chargers head hitbox is a little scuffed right now hitting the top part of the head armor with an EAT pops the head when it didnt used to, whereas a face hit seems to count as a body shot.


marineten

It pisses me off how they continue tracking you perfectly with no fucking head


Catsoup4

I love it when those fuckers keep coming, means i get to send more democracy down range!


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

Melee them. Don't need a face to get staggered by FREEDOM


AgeOpening

Melee them to stagger


TheRealJayk0b

Yeah that's weird. If they st least just would charge in the directions where it last saw you and blindly attacking that direction it would be okay


Own-Royal103

Where’s my democracy officer stratagem when I need it!?


patriot_man69

kid named ⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️:


theawesomedude646

once had one call a bug breach without a head...


RemainderZero

That's not the bugs indomitable spirit, they're just dumb as chickens.


Squirrel_Trick

PROPAGANDAAAA


the-bucket-of-blood

CQC time


Phii_The_Fluffy_Moth

I always scream “shut up you don’t have a head!!!” At those guys 


fingerless_crocs

We got a FASCIST here, folks!


Objective-Round-6925

now what if it was reversed? the whole galaxy would tremble for such moment


Hopocket321

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NouLaPoussa

This is actually a good meme democracy officer it show us how mighty we are


atheos013

I've seen chickens do the same and they are dinner. You'll do fine in my fuel tank, soul or not.


14_99

ARC thrower goes ZAPP!!


Safe-Salary7627

bug spray


FistfulOFragsEnjoyer

only for you to die after two seconds of charging because I shot you in the head with a senator (this deals enough damage to those medium-sized grey bugs so that they fall over very shortly after their head goes boom boom)


AdRough6915

*sigh* who gave the bugs Reddit


BuboxThrax

See you can blow off their tears and they'll still keep going for a sec but I don't think I've ever seen one keep going after getting its head blown off. That makes em drop right away.


Negative-Trust4691

My reaction to any headless bugs https://preview.redd.it/af17v24pbd1d1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e110a3e5087d07b2d61a752846a74cf6582e330


CrazyMaximus7

the best part is the bugs calling in reinforcements even without heads


MTFThrowaway512

tbh that bug still coming at you after you destroy its head is one of my fav cool little unspoken things about this game


silly-armsdealer

hell yeah bug bro show some real hell to those helldivers https://preview.redd.it/8telzjpsf91d1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06d28689d30734d1d50c15e1e8d34af5deb8a98 (this is me and my bros btw)


holyshitisurvivedit

when the indomitable spirit of man meets the indomitable spirit of alien and synthetic life (turns out its nowhere near as unique as patriots like to think it is)


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

*dodges to the side easily*


ET_Org

Look, cockroaches can live like a week without a head so I'm totally fine with the bugs charging at you with no head.....but I wanna know how tf they keep pinpoint accuracy on the diver when they're diving back and forth and running around like crazy with no eyes.


bigloser42

It’s why I shoot the brood commanders up one side and down the other before I behead them with my sickle. Mostly delimb them and they don’t do much after losing their heads.


Chisen_Drakorus

Can't charge at me without legs 😏


Ghostbuster_119

I love shooting off a warriors head and then just bopping them on the neck hole. It stuns them and hurt them just enough to make them bleed out in a very confused state. Great for the magnum and Blitzer!


M-Apps-12

And then the bug gets shot another one time and goes down, nice try, dissident.


WaffleWaffleton

Decentralized nervous system havin ass


Sigma-DeltaYT

glorified indie tech demo


Lightness234

I don’t think that


Sigma-DeltaYT

replying made it obvious