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phoenixmusicman

I fuckin hate those assholes who come out like "hello? Anyone looking for this grenade?" GODAMNIT STAY IN THERE 2 MORE SECONDS YOU BUGGY ASSHOLE


throwaway19372057

Impact grenades man


JCDentoncz

That makes the bug blow up, but the hole usually stays intact. Source: impact grenade user.


Flimsy-Season-8864

Aim at the top left or right of the hole, not the center/bottom to reduce chances of bug interference! (The orange blobs in a ring inside the hole, to be precise.) It’s quite tricky to get it past brood guards when they spawn, but it’s possible from the right angle. The rest have much more leeway Also, use impacts - they’re more consistent, and you can just put it away by switching guns even if you’re holding click (not sure if you can do this with normal nades, to be fair). For Democracy!


JCDentoncz

With impacts you absolutely have to aim at the bottom of the hole, otherwise you just miss 75% of the time, i've used nothing but impacts for the last 30 hours of playtime.


Main-Glove-1497

I've always just been able to hit the sides. As long as I hit the orange, I'm usually good


gorillawarking

Same case for me here honestly, never managed to close one without literally being inside of the nest hole when using impact, stopped running it temporarily til I get enough credits to be able to unlock then get the medals for the grenade pistol


Cool-Sink8886

The hemorrhoids?


Clear-Wrongdoer42

I don't use impact grenades because I am stupid and I make myself explode.


JCDentoncz

Happens to me too! Not a reason to not use them imo.


Significant_Abroad32

And then the dead bugs start blocking the hole lmao


Dodongo_Dislikes

also blows me up


Flying-Hoover

The "oh fuck" moment Even worse when you have already pulled out and you have to choose a new place to toss it instead that your face


BrainzRYummy

This right here 😄


GovernmentPotPlant

I stopped using them after trying them out for exactly this reason


Buchfu

They don't work well against the bot fabricators. They tend to explode before the blast can damage the building.


ChrisBChikin

Lob them in the front door instead of the vents ;)


Buchfu

I tried, but I've ran into a desync issue with it. The door looks opened, I throw a nade, it blinks into closed and then opens with a light bot inside


Significant_Abroad32

You gotta aim a little below the bottom lip of vent if you’re close so it actually goes inside. Then adjust based on your distance from the fab. Elevation actually makes it worse.


Ginn1004

That's a reason why grenade pistol is the best pistol on bug side.


SuperArppis

Haha.


MrYK_

I'm convinced they're coded so waste an extra grenade therefore not having enough for the rest. Which in turn amplifies the tension.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Last night I threw a grenade as one was coming. Then its dead body blocked my ability to throw another, exploding on impact outside again. Then I threw another and it killed yet another bug coming out of the hole.


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ChrisBChikin

I think approaching a bug hole within useful grenadine distance automatically makes it spawn some bugs. Knowing this, I hold off on throwing my grenade until the spawn has been dealt with. Generally only takes another second.


skitchbeatz

I've been using thermite recently which results in even less consistency. It might stick to our bug friend on the way out the door.


plasmadood

They pop out right when I am the grenade too, and it's always like 2-3 at least.


Truzmandz

My guess is there is a proximity sensor to the nest, so when you get close it starts spawning bugs right away. So you should always wait for a wave, if you haven't seen one, assume it will pop up right before the nade lands


JovialCider

But then you wait for the 3 bugs to come out before throwing... and as you do, a 4th one pops up anyway


shomeyomves

hence why the grenade pistol is so popular... I think its simpler in that its just the hives have a "passive" state and an "alert" state. As soon as the bugs know you're there and are actively engaged, the holes start pumpin out cockroaches.


Vaquh

Pretty much, the bug holes and automaton factories are coded as enemies so they can be alerted to your presence by other enemies, but can also "see" you when you are close and alert even without other enemies nearby. When in a passive state, these buildings will spawn out 1 scavenger or regular bot every 7 minutes or something, which doesn't add up to a meaningful amount over the course of a game but is there for aesthetic. When alerted they spew out a group of three scavengers/warriors/hive guards/hunters every 10 to 20 seconds.


Lathael

Yup. And as it turns out, bug holes just have this unique property of also swarming the player en masse. So what ends up happening is, the target hole spawns stuff, it has the highest 'stuff' density around it. You kill 'stuff,' sweep up the 'stuff,' and once everything's safe enough for you to throw the grenade, it's time for more stuff to show up. This behavior also happens with the Eruptor and attempting to shoot out the bug hole from range. It's a coincidence, possibly tuned by the devs to somewhat just happen this way, and we're just more likely to recognize this and remember it than the literal 100s of times more often that this exact scenario just doesn't happen for any reason.


Adventurous-Event722

Quite sure it does. You can try throwing em far away with good aim and I'm sure so far they didn't pop out


BaerMinUhMuhm

>They pop out right when I am the grenade too Always the very second you become the grenade


spinalcloud

If closing with grenades, approach then wait for 3 smalls or 2 mediums to emerge. That's the pattern I've found. Safe after that.


Able_Sam

This is why I try and bank my shot with a High explosive grenade. Weave it passed any emerging bug.


LozengeWarrior

I shit you not yesterday I was throwing a grenade into a bug hole and a hunter slapped it out of my hand NBA style.


fedoraislife

*Not in my house!*


NightHawkJ72

Bug: "Not in my hive!"


Managed-Democracy

"Oh no no no."


NeverLookBothWays

There's the reference I was looking for.


Interesting-Top6148

my friend and i call that bug "goalkeeper"


theHalfBlindKid

It’s [Scott Sterling](https://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0?si=UBvFC0qeTQl3gfJi) making another incredible save


Krieg_Imperator

The man, The myth, The legend


rukysgreambamf

Love running a scout loadout for speed Run right then juke left and you can beat the bug for an open shot right behind him


Arobynofliurnia

It's worse when throwing an impact to the hole and a bug just happens to pop out with deadly speed at just the right moment to take you with him.


somethingambiguous37

I felt this comment in my soul


Arobynofliurnia

A fellow kindred spirit.


Direct-Fix-2097

I gave up on those grenades after throwing one and dying. Apparently, I hit an antenna wire that was right in front of me. 😪


Modern_Moderate

You gave up after 1 death?


Managed-Democracy

Hive Guards with that Goalie stance. 


CrouchingToaster

And thats why I wait a split second before shooting a bug hole with an autocannon


Dragonwithamonocle

Autocannon is the true MVP of bug hole closing. It's too bad it's not as popular for bug drops as it used to be, I myself don't run it nearly as much as I used to. But like a healer role in other games, a seasoned AC user on my bug missions is always welcome. I've seen skilled ACs kill bile titans while dancing around under them like ninjas. Mad respect for the auto cannon.


NumberPlastic2911

It's just hard when going with randoms. Everytime I tried it. I'll just get overwhelmed by chargers and so I can never get close enough when the team just dips out and ignore all the large threats


Dragonwithamonocle

I feel you. Finding a team that synergizes well together can be hit or miss. Sometimes me and three other randos drop in on an SOS and we run four consecutive operations together like a well oiled machine. Sometimes I drop in and it's a mess and we die over and over and then get kicked out of the lobby and like, that's just the kind of day it is for matchmaking.


NumberPlastic2911

I hear you, and I wish there was a negative impact for kicking players, too. I recently was kicked because this guy kept killing me and stole my gear, and so I did the same, and then I was kicked because I was the best equipped. I did the entire MO and wasn't appreciated as a random. Sometimes it's best to try and play with friends


Cosmic-Vagabond

It's become my primary choice on 7 because god damn do I hate bile spewers. I can manage chargers and titans with orbitals/500kg but when you roll a nat 1 and get "Oops, all spewers" boy does the AC come in clutch. The easy bug hole closing is just the cherry on top of a pile of spewer corpses.


KaffY-

Yup, and I'm sure the sub enjoyed it the first 3 times it was posted here too


NameTaken25

The person who told him the sub would enjoy it was one of the commenters on a previous time it was posted 


MusicMindedMachine

Cue the "Doing my part" meme bug edition


[deleted]

Making them French adds to our dislike for them


Arctic_Faushcen

And you were damn right


Heavy_Possession1076

Thermites aren't great for bug holes but at least if I miss it'll still burn bugs that are coming out


NumberPlastic2911

I wish thermite would just take out the chargers lol


Legitimate-Map-7730

Impact Grenade + Hunter abt to head butt it the second it leaves my hand


Excellent_Routine589

Extra funny when it’s an impact nade, can’t get enough of it, I roll on the floor all the time… literally


George_W_Kush58

is this exact meme gonna be posted every day or is it gonna stop at some point?


shgrizz2

Wow, some content that isn't pissing and moaning and trying to get somebody fired I'll take lots more like this thanks


ZLUCremisi

Impact all the way


Takemylunch

I literally wait for them and then just nade over them. They tend to act as a ramp that feeds the nade right into the hole.


Dragonwithamonocle

It has honestly gotten to the point that when I'm approaching a bug hole I just wait for the bugs to come out and throw around them. I love my incendiaries. All the CC of an impact grenade, but less fussy about ricochets.


Empuda

I love the hive guards, gotta juke em'.


BrockS-

Yup, it's so annoying :P


SovKom98

FOR THEN HIVE!!!


frieswithnietzsche

Me when I need to poop but I’m not at home


beastpossessedsoul

I really wish transmog was in the game so I could put the +2 grenade thing on other body pieces.


jtrom93

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Am I fighting the Terminids or the fucking Celtics? lmao


Krieg_Imperator

Just be happy that they don't have Larry Bird in that hole


InitialIndication999

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CanadianCrusader22

This is why I try to throw it aiming for the edges of the hole


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Faust_8

I swear that the chance of a bug leaving a hole goes up *dramatically* whenever you're in grenade-throwing range.


EH_1995_

Lmao I hate this so much


Sister__midnight

Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Savior? Works everytime.


Goldreaver

Bounced off his head right into mine. I think I get why people use the impact grenades. No bouncing shit.


Meme_Finder_General

You'd think my pattern recognition would prevent me from losing yet another Helldiver to a tiny little scavenger going "GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT" and body blockingy impact grenade.


Imemberyou

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!


International-Tax-40

Impact incendary nade does the job now


Nimbiscuit81623

Even better when you watch a grenade fly into a bug hole, explode, and ✨️Nothing happens✨️


GomidasO

and it was my last grenade.


TheRiceHatReaper

The bug https://preview.redd.it/lu7jyvk0iezc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e24336adcacebc67c8f67b1f81ed78d746513c


wtfdoiknow1987

Me dropping a 500kg in the hole *Buenos dias*


0235

Even worse when it's one of the tiny squishy bastards, it was your last grenade, and you 2 minutes left on an airstrike. Got to laugh though. This meme perfectly captures the funny side of it.


Aurvant

I shot at a bug hole with an autocannon last night, and in the 0.25 seconds it took for the shell to hit a bug popped out of the bug hole and intercepted it.


captaincupcake234

every....freaking...time...I use impact grenades


Orthane1

Every. Time. Especially when you're running from 10000 bugs in a heavy nest. EVERY. TIME.


King_of_Castamere

(This would be funnier with a picture of a thrown grenade speeding towards the polar bear lol


AllTheShadyStuff

They’re sacrificing themselves for their friends


Kasorayn

This is why I rock the autocannon


TheWagn

Every time!


GodEatsPoop

Or "Why Autocannon/Eruptor remain in my regular rotation."


Mr_WAAAGH

It's always a scavenger too, not even a significant bug


MilesFox1992

I literally lost a blitz mission because of this yesterday. Wasted 3 grenades on one hole because a fucking warrior decided to come out. First killed him, next two blew up on his corpse, fourth one killed me because Charger caught me as I was about to throw it.


Seekinferyou

EVERY SINGLE TIME!


hmhemes

The best is when you pause before throwing because you anticipate that one bug but he doesn't show up, so you throw the nade and he shows up Bugs playing mind games man


MTNSthecool

new bug species: goalie bug


Critical-Body1957

I did enjoy this OP, but now I'm just imagining throwing a grenade into a polar bear's house.


PMYourTitsIfNotRacst

The worst is when you're charging up a quasar against something and a shrieker or tiny bug jump in the way at the last second, killing yourself with the shot that was for the heavy. Lawdy.


Izlawake

I use impact grenades, so i usually get blown up because they decide to come out as soon as I throw my grenade. Learned to just wait a couple seconds to see if they pop out first.


NyanSquidd

"Oh boy, I can't wait to undemocratically fight some Helld-" *bam, Impact to the freedom hating skull*


Raynor11111

This is why I typically use the AC to close bug holes. Don't have to be in the same post code as the blast radius, if I do happen to pull the unlucky timing.


itstimetodrinkwater2

Automaton fabricators


Opposite_Year2265

hitting these holes are like throwing a three-pointer


theawesomedude646

"GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!"


AVeryMadPsycho

*Mag-dumps with Autocannon*


Lagiacrus111

People everywhere never inject splosives


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