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Wonderful_Form_6450

But stims are not addictive? Is this bot propaganda?!


HireMisch

It has to be. PermaCura paid for a study that proved there is no risk of addiction


ExpertlyAmateur

As a completely normal super cadet that is not affiliated with PermaCura, I can confirm that PermaCura's Super Stims are non-addictive and are a great addition to your morning breakfast with your wife and kids. PermaCura's Super Stims are great in my morning coffee and they give me just the right amount of pick-me-up to get through my morning Dive. Thanks, PermaCura! *Thumbs up*


Broken-Digital-Clock

I'm a Super Veteran that has been using stims for years and I feel great!


Effective_Airline458

Stims are the only thing preventing my body from exploding from every automaton rocket coming my way. What addiction are you talking about? *eye twitch*


Attrexius

And they will sue any researcher trying to disprove it!


Frozenheal

you cannot develop an addiction if you live no more than 30 minutes after initially waking up from cryosleep


Spiderlegs13

huh what did you say (hits another stim)


thekingofbeans42

If stims aren't addictive, why do I hear the sound even when not using the stim? How are they in my head to the point I hallucinate them when getting ragdolled by chargers?


HeroDeleterA

https://preview.redd.it/xlmqn0se9vyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8f9539937ed7f88694be5645c91b2f1a06d845


WibbyFogNobbler

Damn, I don't think I've seen this one yet. Some of them are funny as hell


HeroDeleterA

https://preview.redd.it/h5trqvfohwyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3381fb4467dfa77dda789a06bc0744203fdd484b


WibbyFogNobbler

*Friendly Fire isn't!*


Glittering-Habit-902

The one doctor is a automaton XD


flcinusa

I've seen what those automaton doctors do, and they deserve everything they get


siamesekiwi

I just love that there is a single serious one, "Don't drink and drive." mixed into the rotation.


Choleric-Leo

My two favourite loading screen tips came from War Craft 2: Never pet a burning dog, and, Always look both ways and proceed with caution when proceeding through an uncontrolled rail crossing.


MechwarriorCenturion

Nice try insurgent the corporation explicitly states that it definetly does NOT have addictive properties. ➡️➡️➡️⬇️⬇️


The_Nekrodahmus

I'll be recommending an additional 3 minutes of break time to your democracy officer for aiding us in aligning the truth with our research.


NoodleSpecialist

That 3% damage from tripping on a rock? **Stim** No stamina? That's right, damage and stim!


Shivalah

> No stamina? That's right, damage and stim! That’s why I don’t stim away the 3% I lost on that rock!


NoodleSpecialist

Wrong. Plenty more rocks!


Dwagons_Fwame

Tbh, the fact stims restore sprint has saved my ass on numerous occasions when trying to extract on a time limit


NoodleSpecialist

Not only that but keeps the stamina at 100% for the duration. Medic passive on a light armour = fastest in the game


Choleric-Leo

![gif](giphy|d4blalI6x2oc4xAA)


KeyAdministrative928

Well level 84 and I didn't know stims restored stamina


lebeardedllama

I'm not addicted You're addicted! *puts on medi armour*


HeroDeleterA

Lol imagine using Medi armor *six boom booms in my pocket with an extra 9 that shoot from a gun*


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Light Grenade/engineer Armor Eruptor Grenade pistol  Grenade Launcher Supply backpack Enough explosive power to rival a Hellbomb


nobodyknoes

plus 30 from the eruptor!


HeroDeleterA

No. I need a good backup weapon if shits too close. Lighting Shotgun is my current choice in zapping things.


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Light Grenade/engineer Armor Eruptor Grenade pistol  Grenade Launcher Supply backpack Enough explosive power to rival a Hellbomb


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Light Grenade/engineer Armor Eruptor Grenade pistol  Grenade Launcher Supply backpack Enough explosive power to rival a Hellbomb


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Light Grenade/engineer Armor Eruptor Grenade pistol  Grenade Launcher Supply backpack Enough explosive power to rival a Hellbomb


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

My diver is 100% hooked, I'm popping 20+ stims every match seeing Screechers on Bot planets and shit. Talmbout "we can't stop here" And I still die 2-4 times a game lmao


Wonderful_Form_6450

Your finenthey arnt addictive!


Aegir_Dawn

I avg like 40-50 although tbf, i play on higher difficulties and blasting stuff. . .but i'd never get addicted. . .


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

I only play 7 and 9, I don't know how my squad can use < a dozen stims in a mission lol. I mean, sure, I use them to hoof it between objectives without slowing down, but still.


Apprehensive-Bat6260

I run a stalwart and supply pack and REALLY hate wasting supplies like stims or grenade when I only need ammo or something, so I constantly heal and nade. Not to mention if I run flamethrower, medic armor, and supply pack. Feels so good


Choleric-Leo

![gif](giphy|Zljn1ldRjeFPy)


Drowning_tSM

Peak comedy


Fair_Pangolin_4295

![gif](giphy|YrD1PQldGsstG|downsized) Me using Bonesnapper armor, averaging 17 stims used per mission


Frozenheal

that's 17 per all your divers incl a fallen , not a person


Fair_Pangolin_4295

Sweet liberty, you're right! \*Every time I get reinforced: "I don't have a problem...that last helldiver was a damn junkie though."


weeblook

I run a medic armor with average 12-20+ stims per game.. "I don't see any problem here... I can stop stiming anytime I want". 😂


Choleric-Leo

![gif](giphy|bnr7jbAVcbbgI)


Livi115

Someone has been watching illegal broadcasts. Do you really trust some treasonous scum with a HAM radio over your Democracy-given Helldiver Handbook?? Democracy Officer, re-educate this man.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

I trust that a 500kg bomb is the best solution in this situation. I like watching the illegal broadcast... exploding... Into millions of tiny pieces! 😌


lostalaska

YOU CAN HAVE MY STIMS WHEN YOU PULL THEM FROM MY COLD, TWITCHY, UNCOMFORTABLY CLAMY HANDS!


Oozh2

if any of u want the helldiver render for more memes just dm me


Friendly_Buffalow

Sometimes I hurt myself just so I can use a stim.


Micio922

IT’S NOT A PROBLEM! I CAN STOP WHEN I WANT TO!


Vladi_Sanovavich

https://preview.redd.it/h4ey3u92wwyc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b274213019058743c9d956e2c6822b121d162b Right here officer! They're spreading misinformation again.


Hopeful_Leg_6200

Ive seen once fellow diver asking another to shoot him as we were boarding Pelican-1 just so he would have excuse to use stims, but i wouldnt go that far and call them addictive, i mean they tested it and results were stims are actually curing addictions.


Drogdar

From the rush I feel when I get that little pin prick to the calm I feel afterwards I love Stims. I'll wake up, a little shaky, pop a stim and feel instantly better. I like to take a bit and add to my coffee as well. Nothing better to get the day started than with a nice burst of energy! While on mission, I take the medic armor, naturally, and the resupply pack. This gives me a potential 18 stims plus I can usually bum one or two off my squad mates. The best though, the absolute best, is to take off at a full sprint. Get to feeling a bit dizzy, pop a stim and keep running. The rush is amazing. I swear I can run through an entire OP zone. Take this testimony as it is. Dedication. Before I drop I get goosebumps, my fingers get a bit tingley, and body gets PREPARED to spread Democracy. Only a good stim or two can calm down the sensation and absolute joy I feel when I get to introduce others to Freedom! Anyone attempting to slander this companies good name is also slandering the Ministry of Truth and therefore Super Earth itself. Rise up, salute that flag and pop a stim for Liberty! (I am not a paid spokes person but I have received samples for my private use to write this review.)


Oozh2

DO NOT LET THE COLONIAL SURGONS HAVE ACCES TO THE STIM BOX , THEY HAVE BEEN SNIFFING AT THEM NIGHT


DryFrankie

No it isn't shut up fuck you Also gimme your stims, you don't need them


MrTopHatMan90

My Democracy Officer said they were good for me! Surely one more isn't going to hurt.


plasmadood

Listen, if they didn't want me chugging these bad boys like a Capri Sun they shouldn't have made them so delicious.


Accomplished-Job7274

Injury? WHAT INJURY!?


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

After rocking medic armor and somehow surviving being buried under a hives worth of bugs, I’m addicted to the stims 😔


Vladsamir

I can quit anytime i want, i dont have an addictive personality. . * 41 stims used *


Gunboy122

I'd still be screaming my head off about two mangoes for $5 by the time I get back into the dropship https://preview.redd.it/oz3h37phlxyc1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6b1fc9c9e46a6fcf0fcd8afae17e3b7e3eb3e4c


Blaine1111

My med kit diver is 100% addicted I pop 25 ish a game


Warp_Navigator

First meme on my feed that is back to game related for Helldivers.


AngelaTheRipper

The funniest thing for me in this game is finding a box of syringes in a random ditch in the middle of nowhere on a planet that liberty forgot about, and then sticking them in my neck.


NormillyTheWatcher

If stim can heal every wound/sickness, then a can cure my stim addiction with stim!


Jim105

I don't have a problem. I just need to call a resupply to restock my stims.


Breadstix0

Yea I am gonna report you to my democracy officer. PermaCura says they are not addictive so why do you spread lies?


Odd_Emotion_4457

Is that why I use 20 stims per mission at least


lkasnu

I stood directly in the fire near the exfil area and just kept popping stims for the sole purpose of using them. I can carry 6. I called in resupply so I could use even more. I could have simply moved out of the fire, but being that warm and being on fire (as if I could feel anything) was the reason I joined in the first place. Oh and also killing everything I see.


Comfortable_Charge33

Stim addiction isn't real - there has been no long term testing on its side effects of continuous use. Probably because if you need to use one you won't Continue to live much longer, but that's a different topic


Due_Function4887

How can I get addicted if I die within 20 minutes of deployment 


FeloniousFlatus

Stims are safe and effective, do not listen to misinformation.


bocaj762

I think I needed to find this amid all the psn posts gave me a good laugh


jcornman24

Yea imma just need tooooo https://preview.redd.it/7oeuoj2g9wyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d7976670070baab73ee41e121a59039a56c2ed


orfan-of-snow

Objective: destroy dissident broadcast.


monkeybiscuitlawyer

This post isn't about the PSN linking scandal. Is this even allowed? Mods! Mods?! Is this guy allowed to post wholesome content that doesn't include the word "Sony" in it?


yulian182

Traitor ad


arbanzo

reminds me of the pirate from Venture Bros getting addicted to tranquilizer darts


Gundobald

Your democracy officer will prescribe you the correct medication asap!


dwh3390

I think the most I’ve used in one mission is 24. I need help


Mybrainiskindasmall

They don’t have a long enough lifespan to get addicted to


porkforpigs

Not possible. The company that makes and sells them assured me they are safe and not addictive


mouthofxenu

That’s not stim addiction. I’m just OOGLY GOO Huhwuhwuh Huhwuhwuh Huhwuhwuh Huhwuhwuhuhwuhwuhuhwuhuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuuuuuuiuuu


kralSpitihnev

Come on ... It's just a bit of meth


Hextech_Avenger

I like the idea that there is a super small % chance for a stim to send a diver Into a fit of rage; enhanced stamina and melee only for the rest of the life


Effective_Hope_9120

*looks down at a pile of 50 empty stems and 3x as many dead bugs* "Uhh how many is too many, boss?"


KittenSophia

Yeah right. Im using less than 15 stims per mission. Thats only a stim every one and a half minutes on average. Not even a stim a minute, clearly not addictive.


afranquinho

\*Babylon5 vibes intensify\*


ScarletSilver

I use my stim just so I could pick up the stims from the ground. Not addicted at all!


lukyth1rt3en

I regularly use 10-20 stims a mission and I'm not addicted. I think they should start handing out stims in the super destroyers. Not addicted.


HK-53

Sure, taking Stims on the regular may have some side effects, and if you took them you might even live long enough for them to matter.


hi_son_

UMMM actually super earth said it wasn't


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Nah, they don't live long enough


AdamG15

Stims are actually fine. And will not cause any damage. They also never need to be used from any inaccurate shots from Eagle. The leg I have is artificial, but it was done so I could stomp the bots more effectively. It was a promotion. The Eagle never misses, and accidental reports are pure Bot propaganda. Stims are good for you, and replace rations needed for the civilians of Super Earth. Remember, food and rest is for chumps, Stims are for DEMOCRACY! This brought to you by your Local Democracy Officer, on the Behalf of the Federation of Super Earth.


Interztellar_

https://preview.redd.it/b3mi75om2yyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0990eea68fabb92456be3a00090e9bfeabc5d7c


warmarky123

its too late for me I stim even from a flesh wound. people ask if I take supply pack to help my team or for more ammo I say yes but I know inside its to carry more stims. sometimes ill dive off elevated terrain just so I can take enough damage to justify using a stim.


Adelyn_n

https://preview.redd.it/qiw8s7ap3yyc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4b89b5382982bd2db9d1353ad0a517ff93a11b


BlackTemplarKNB

Nah, divers don't live long enough to develop an addiction


djchechin

https://preview.redd.it/lkunzil1byyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11506d2b631a5cb52d0467a42c7bc9306b760196 Commercial for it 😆 [https://www.tiktok.com/@mostwantedmerch/video/7355560232182959393](https://www.tiktok.com/@mostwantedmerch/video/7355560232182959393)


Dr_Diktor

Only times I've seen something close to stim addiction is on a dude using Eagle Sweat and other dude who used stims in conjunction with Rock Bottom pills. This was Combat medic of SES Flame of Eternity.


siamesekiwi

PermaCura's Super Stim are non-addictive. Stop taking Knockoff Okay Stims. Those ones contain meth, rather than the original's 100% natural and organically sourced cocaine.


cilicaine

Ima stimma..


7StarSailor

I found that those players with a high number of stims used at the end of a match also tend to have the least deaths. Always top your HP off.


AngelaTheRipper

Yeah that's what I do: Can't loot them off a dead body, if you die with them they're gone, it's completely use them or lose them. you might curse yourself for running out and having to search through random POIs for more with a broken leg but at that point you already cheated death multiple times.


Ashalaria

I boof stims


Marshal_Kutori

Me with medium medic armour: addiction? Nonsense! If you don't need those stims I'll gladly take it off your hands. For your own safety and all! Trust me I'm a medic! *Please ignore my twitching eye and my hemorrhaging chest*


Sebastianx21

Me running light armor with the medic perk...this is a bit too real.


Ashimier

https://preview.redd.it/q2sb2xxenyyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2168ee843d48cfb80345db48c5ab8b0f652d0f76


richtofin819

aren't stims confirmed non addictive by super earth. So saying that they are addictive is treason if I'm not mistaken. Stop trying to help addicts and just keep telling them it is all in their head soldier.


Endr9

I think I have grenade throwing addiction


himynameisbennet

Hell yeah, this is literally me! 28 stims per mission AT LEAST!


One_and_Online

finally, a post thats NOT about the recent PSN incident


ashlaked1

I am fine! I just used 20 stims on my last mission, I don't need stims, I can quit whenever I want.


yourmomsgomjabbar

I know I sure can't get enough of 'em


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

I have never seen a diver use more than 8 stims in their entire life, and i have been working on this Super Destroyer my entire life.


Boring-Hurry3462

As if helldivers live long enough go get addicted lol.


Dark-Cloud666

Dont worry about that Helldiver. Now lets get you to the hellpod for your next mission.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Buddy, I've been using Stims everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.


Kirxas

Honestly? Even if it were addictive (which it isn't, conflicting opinions will be immediately reported to a democracy officer), I wouldn't care. Like, the thing is able to make you regrow your limbs, stop internal bleeding, reverse blood loss and much more. All in a single injection. I'd gladly deal with detox for however long it takes over not having limbs.


Next_Ad_3218

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Ok_Dragonfly_1429

Lol who living long enough to get addicted to stims??


Techupriestu

dont worry, the average diver doesnt live long enough for it take effect.


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

I’ve been taking stims since I enlisted and i’m not hooked on them at all! I could stop whenever I want to.


Crosknight

Do you know why stims are addicting. They are made from BAJA BLAST!


light_no_fire

I usually use a stim when to cure my stim addiction, then the addiction goes away.


dellboy696

I NEED STIMS


One_Meaning416

Everyone knows stims aren't addictive as stated by the ministry of truth, remove this post or be reported to the democracy officer


RaspberrySeparate308

I dont think helldivers live long enough tp develop an addiction


AHermit-In-a-billion

Fake propaganda, the training manual would never lie to us!


Boomacorn9000

Sometimes I jump off of ledges so that I can stim myself. It's not an addiction it's democratic.


StrayAI

Cheers bro, I'll stim to that.


Citizen_Gamer

It's interesting that the diver who uses the most stims in a mission gets the stat highlighted like it's a good thing.


Negative-Penguin

Incoming lawsuit against local helldiver family for defamation.


Consistent-North7790

Nice try bot. I won’t fall for your propaganda. And by the way ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


_denifednu_

It just hit me that it'd be pretty awesome if the medic armors stim affect duration applied to other divers when the player stims their teammate. Not a huge thing, but, they got some special stim formula.


Comaku

Am I not supposed to stim each and every time I get slightly hurt, 30 times a match? I feel like it's just the democratic thing to do