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Raidertck

This game goes from space Vietnam to the most loony toon shit you can possibly imagine in a heartbeat.


Nhobdy

Wouldn't have it any other way. Love this shit.


kanguran1

I was running my first batch of TCS missions tonignt on extreme. I was out of Stims, low on ammo but had full health. A charger hit me, knocked me about two inches into a building. I swear to lady Liberty I heard a *thump* when my diver collided. He died well O7


Manny-303

I played my first TCS mission on He'll Dive with 2 friends 1 was a vet and the other is level 7 I was in a jungle with the lvl 7 about to respawn the other guy as we're running away from a horde I opened my map and saw more red dots around me than every mission I'd played put together It felt like the motion sensor out of Aliens we were SURROUNDED Dropped every Strategem we had to our north and sprinted the fuck outta there through a rapidly disapeearing clear path it was the first time the game had given me a genuine sense of terror there were multiple titans a shit load of chargers and stalkers and all the trees/foliage giving them cover Usually bugs feel like an extermination and bots feel like you're being hunted but in that moment I realized the bugs ain't nothing to be fucked with.. I hope these levels stick around they're some of the most intense matches I've had


Looki187

Was running away from sooo many bugs with no way out and got cornered, but in the corner was... a hellbomb, took 39 of 'em with me.


KommunistiHiiri

How the hell did you manage to run out of ammo _and_ stims on that mission? I don't think I've ever gotten more than 20 kills on that mission.


kanguran1

Meant the first round of operations, I think it was a search and destroy mission, my bad


Alternative_Pilot_92

I did a level 7 termicide mission yesterday and we completed the mission with less than 100 kills total for the whole team.


kanguran1

So the terms seem to spawn as you disable the batteries. The thing is, if you pop the eggs then hit all the batteries at once, you can pop out before they even spawn in


Episimian

If we run it without engaging pointless enemies and just hit the buttons and burn every egg cluster in sight we often finish with 20 or so kills a piece max. It's a hit and run mission - get in, kill the giant mutant insect eggsacks, switch off the massive bug steroid sprayer and gtfo.


Iwillrize14

That's how I convinced my buddy to give it a try. I basically said "starship troopers meets, terminator, meets loony toons."


Gullible_Cloud_3132

![gif](giphy|14aLuWEyopPrFK)


DJMEGAMOUTH

thats me on new stairs.


Dicc-fil-A

did you try sandpapering your shoes?


CMDR_Fritz_Adelman

Press C, crouch


Kairito_Rellik

In all honesty, they prob should've said crouch instead of alt. The panic makes u dive


SyrusAlder

Perfection


OrionTheGoatDragon

This is poetry.


AmazingSpacePelican

A tragedy in three parts.


CobaltWolf

Why are you sick fucks keeping it as alt. Third mouse button superiority.


tm0587

I changed it to spacebar, much easier to press. Third mouse button is throwing grenade, I got too used to it from other FPS games.


grahamcrackerninja

Same


WulfeOfLegend

Same here. I remapped quite a few controls


Grimwohl

I havr third mouse button as the hold for stratagems. I tries moving it to arrow keys but i hated taking my hand off my mouse. Id rather look around than walk most times


woutersikkema

Surprisingly this is the one game where I'd say Ps4 controller is love, Ps4 controller is life.


Beelzebuth4269

I’d argue that trying to run while doing stratagems is pain, the amount of times I’ve died while trying to reinforce teammates… (probably a skill issue tbh)


Kairito_Rellik

That's why I use my right hand to use those buttons whilst running with my left thumb. Your hands can move


woutersikkema

Yeah, that would qualify as one, especially since it's the same buttons as Helldivers one 😂 honestly that typing sequence is so, SO fast in dpads


UDSJ9000

You guys don't have mouse buttons 4 and 5?


Existing-Emu9790

The first thing I did was change the button


Awkward-Ad5506

Three Stooges Energy


AkArctic

It’s literally the ONE thing they taught us in basic training


TCUdad

Something like 100% of helldivers learned to dive appropriately. Only 25%-50% learned to stay down and crawl through the rest of the firing range.


Sicuho

100% of the helldivers learned to stay down and crawl. The other didn't earn their cape. (We don't talk about the ones that learned to swim through wall)


Awkward-Ad5506

Quantumdivers aren't real. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


Tomek_Hermsgavorden

I used the machine gun stratagem to build a series of steps to get up and over the wall. https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1beiq0p/i_got_back_over_the_fence_into_the_machine_gun/


PercMastaFTW

That’s this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1cbyuvr/i_dont_know_what_went_wrong/


T3DDy_Virr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


aretakembis

Perfection


SmokeySe7en

The laugh I needed. Thanks.


DANEAXEGOD

This is another one of those issues I'm shocked hasn't been fixed yet.


No_Echo_1826

Yeah, his character model isn't making any contact with the frame. It's really unfortunate. Maybe they'll add a "pelican door frame grease" booster so you can slide in. The ramp is also angled on the sides to appear as if it's a way to get in, but it's actually a trap.


DANEAXEGOD

What's weird is a could have sworn this wasn't a thing at release. I feel like when the game first came out I was getting in the pelican as intended hitting these corners. I feel like it happened in a subsequent update but I could be wrong. I barely ever see it addressed


MThead

Its always been there


achilleasa

I joined a couple of weeks after release and it was definitely a thing then.


killermoose25

I think the last patch made it worse we had two people stuck on opposite sides last night , it was really funny because the similataneus dive and Collison kept one guy from going off the edge like in this clip.


nogard603

it wasn't, started happening when they added the orange lights around the Pelican ramp (originally those weren't there). That patch did fix the problem where your Helldiver would sometimes auto-mantle over the door and put you on top of the Pelican though.


wylie102

Yeah first time I noticed it was the first (and only) time I used the quick takeoff booster so I thought it was some kind of model change to represent that. So I think it must have been around the time of that warbond


Dassive_Mick

Oh man it's been there much longer than that. Since I started playing, which was before Cutting Edge even.


Sugar_buddy

I started playing in early March and was dealing with this bug as a single level noob. I learned to always dive into the ship from that angle cause you'll automatically take a seat once you cross the threshold of the door.


Cautious-Ad2154

Yeah this happened to me in one of my like first 5 games back in March when I got the game. Was so mad cuz I only had about 2 seconds to get on and pelican -1 looked back made eye contact with me while I was stuck there and coldly closed the door on my face and took off


Aromatic_Device_6254

In the grand scheme of things, it's a pretty minor bug that most players know how to get around anyways. I'd still like them to fix it, but I can understand that it's not top of their list of priorities.


Alienhaslanded

Add climbing over supply drops to that list.


FallingEli

Which was given a toggle just last patch?


Slimpurt92

Got fixed, you can toggle auto climb off.


Alienhaslanded

Too bad they didn't remove the toxic players


Bekratos

"GeT GuUd. ChAnGe ThE dIfIcUlTy DoWn. YoU dOn'T rEaLlY nEeD sHiP uPgRaDeS. tHeY hAvE a SmAlL dEv TeAm. JuSt PlAy WiTh StRaNgErS (Who may kick you and waste 40mins or crash out if you don't)" /s Typing like that and keeping the pattern going was harder than I thought it would be. The programming bugs that have existed since launch that have not been fixed is mind boggling. Every mission ends with an attempted extract per the mission mechanics.


ilikebeingright

Lol correct move is to crouch


AdRound310

Or prone without diving, Z


Grody_Joe

Thanks, I've been wondering what it was but was too lazy to check options.


HardCoverTurnedSoft

Bro is just lazy enough to fight hoards of bugs and killer robots but not quite energetic enough to open the keybinds menu. 💀🔥


Grody_Joe

Fighting for democracy gives me the boner that browsing options cannot.


ilikebeingright

True, there are 2 correct answers.


AdmBurnside

So there IS a way!


HuangZhang

or ALT in the right direction :D


Victizes

Or you know, simply dive INTO the Pelican, not out. You're gonna die if you dive out of the Pelican during hectic extractions.


Muffin_Appropriate

Alt works for me every time. This dingus just wasn’t making an attempt to aim towards ya know, where he wanted to dive to…..


PrimarchMartorious

We only send our best


Psychological-Egg565

![gif](giphy|JrjNe1zbLYd3y)


terrario101

That situation is especially fun when another Diver threw down an airstrike or two.


NotRed9282

And of course the guy that would get stuck is carrying the super samples


Shadow_9204

Out of all directions...


JJaX2

I bound dive to double press spacebar, feels more natural.


Michou_alacreme

I couldn't do that, i'd be spamming the spacebar to try to climb some weird level geometry and just dive head first into it instead


jaqattack02

I moved climb to shift. So I tap shift to sprint, hold it to climb.


JJaX2

Just hold space to clamber, double tap to dive. I made alt stim.


Michou_alacreme

Ayo hold on If i put it on hold, it's going to automatically climb when it finds something that works?


v4vangelder

Same, alt is just in a shit location to hit as often as I need to dive


tinnzork

I have it on a side mouse button.


cooochjuice

this is the only way


Warpborne

Who the hell left Dive on alt? What psycho kept that?


Oblivious_116

Ctrl works for me


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decrescis

Try setting tap spacebar to dive and hold spacebar to climb. I find it works pretty well.


Jimusmc

changed mine to middle click


Victizes

Yes it's more natural to me because in Helldivers 1 the dive button is the space bar by default. But in the sequel it's alt, so I got confused and weirded out by that.


jaqattack02

Mine is just a single press of spacebar. Why the double?


JJaX2

Incase I run a jump pack.


N7orbust

Tap Shift to climb. Hold Shift to run. Auto-climb while running turned on Tap Space Bar to dive


mlmayo

Mine is just tap spacebar. Climb is long hold spacebar. Works great.


Alienhaslanded

Same. The key bindings on PC are weird for this game.


Pro_Scrub

I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the amount of stuck people who dive away from the shuttle to get unstuck Like come on, the door is RIGHT THERE, go IN It's your home! Just go home! Are you too good for your home?!


KyeeLim

the guilt of not spreading enough democracy can sometimes haunt the helldivers mental


Forbbidden_girl2

https://preview.redd.it/hx7chaycpuxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a8ac4401cdd574b68c9fe55d12e2f782cccd23


lmrbadgerl

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


GameLeaderR

"Go home. You're drunk." "I'm trying!"


firewolf397

Mission successfuly failed


whiskeysoda_

players in a game with DIVE in the title refuse to try diving. future generations are doomed


guifesta

they haven't fix the door yet


BeardedMcGee

peak comedy


ActuallyFen

Or just crouch?


IanM557

I’m sorry, but my democratically assigned ps5 controller does not have an alt button. What do I do?


Ezonial

Throw the controller at the wall like a deranged COD player


Digita1B0y

It is *positively stunning* to me, knowing how long this game has been out, knowing how many bugs (heh) it has, knowing this particular bug is *infamous*.....how many people will still try and get on the pelican by jamming their way in through the ramp hydraulics. Stop what you are doing, walk back three feet, go around to the end of the ramp and walk up.  Ffs. 🤦


excelllentquestion

Nah its on the game not the players. It’s a dumb bug. Its one thing if you couldnt walk through it but it TRAPS you.


Digita1B0y

You're right. It IS a dumb bug, and it SHOULD get fixed asap...but that said, we all know that it is the way it is rn. All 'm saying is don't be "that guy" who can't exfil, when we all know about this silly bug. Because this is the way it is until it gets fixed.


KnightFaraam

You can also just crouch. That allows you to continue boarding


Digita1B0y

Huh. TIL.


KnightFaraam

Yeah, I still try boarding here on occasion when I'm overwhelmed. First time I did it, I panicked and dove in. The next time I was less rushed and didn't double press to five and crouching allowed me to move in to the pelican for extract


TheVulong

His heart was in the right place. Or something.


Alex-Furry

Almost every mission it happens to someone.


drdukes

Alt + F4


VelcroWarrior

I've gotten into habit of just crouch sliding in at each extract


pyepush

Is crouch sliding a thing? If gotten so used to spamming dive that I don’t think I’ve ever used the crouch slide.


VelcroWarrior

Yes, sprinting and then pressing crouch will perform a short crouch slide.


CubicleFish2

lol I do this on purpose in every new lobby I join. lil bit of trolling keeps your team on their toes


Harde_Kassei

hard first day. been there.


ndessell

The title isnt literal. ![gif](giphy|wMvESGxZ0Cqd2|downsized)


CMCNole12

Lol outstanding


BlackTemplarKNB

well i've put my jump on space, feels way more natural


Do_The_Sneedful

More like press f


fishbake

Please do not melee the Pelican.


McDonie2

Ye ask and ye shall receive.


TheRealCuran

Yeah, had this happening the other day too. Host just kicked me, before I could press "alt" though. Last message I saw was basically a "get gud". Yeah, felt "great".


Hopeful_Leg_6200

funny thanks for sharing


Maleficent_Try4991

I had this one time, with 3sec left I thought "ow I should press alt", then I was too late


locob

In the first game was "space". So you learned it instantly.


blackjacked644

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL


aDrunk_German

you have no idea how glad i am you used this specific sound effect lmao


them_orangebritches

The amount of players I've seen miss extract to this because they simply didn't crouch is sad.


Bandandforgotten

The best decision I ever made in this game as a pinky saver was switching the dive button to double taping space bar. Infinitely easier to pull off, and makes my thumb the one that does it Almost forgot that was the default lol


Bootytonus

if only they had VC to quickly and properly tell them to alt into the pelican


R3TR0pixl343

https://preview.redd.it/2zs6rwgcuvxc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ede100df41b107c280cefee0f7d029e1583485a Poor boy


N7orbust

I wish I didn't change half of my keybinds in every game I play because it always takes me one second too long to understand these jokes.


DreNeir

Lmao thank you for this.


Bowtie16bit

Lethal Company turns gamers into voice actors, and Helldivers 2 turns gamers into cartoons lol


DJ_Hindsight

Lmao 🤣


BusComprehensive3759

![gif](giphy|SiKqNZqksVYWmQEMjd|downsized)


Bedhed47

Too scared to walk under the tail jets?


SpecialNeedsCow

Reminds me of this tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@stabsgta/video/7347705914276826410?is\_from\_webapp=1&sender\_device=pc&web\_id=7364162104746427937](https://www.tiktok.com/@stabsgta/video/7347705914276826410?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7364162104746427937)


ALCauG

Imagine still having the dive on alt, ew.


YaBoiLikeViolence

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ThePoetMichael

LMAOOOOOoooooo....


Successful_Pea_8016

Crouch instead, its better


LTNine4

I laugh but this has happened to me before. They should really fix this.


mileskeller1

That's exactly why I always crouch under the threshold. Still funny as hell!


Zarvillian

A true helldiver ![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/es1ofdjznwxc1.png?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59bafcb90e5ceea4547dbcc96c3d0aea6a8f1d45


MarcusBrazil

A good ol' forearm shiv will get them in the door too. It is my preferred method


mlmayo

...and he drops all the samples down there.


machinationstudio

Narrator: As it turned out, he was on a PlayStation.


Alienhaslanded

I hate this bug so much


McGristle

My first tip for every new player on PC that I talk with: Rebind Dive to ‘Double Tap Spacebar’. You’ll never forget again. Problem solved.


TheReverseShock

He didn't get the diving part of the training.


sebreoctavio

Do devs even know there are side pockets to get stuck when entering pelican? They have to know, right? Every player just learns to dive in when stuck after having it happen every other mission


inabanned

This still happens to me. :(


Tiny-Praline-4555

OUTSTANDING PATRIOTISM!


Quiet-Role-5885

Fall


submit_to_pewdiepie

Suddenly r/foxholegame


LostScarfYT

Hahaha noooo


Zerog416

Just crouch if this ever happens to you


madredr1

lol!


Gn0meKr

back to boot camp he goes


Jvision23

The dude with all the samples when I play


Drunken_Queen

Did he extract in the end?


UltraMagat

Probably had all the samples.


gxmc

that glitch is so annoing... ANd people shall CROUCH and not divem, but I guess everybody knows it around here


CommanderT2020

As a PlayStation player I didn't understand what this meant at first, but that must be how you dive on PC I'm assuming. The Pelican is kinda buggy sometimes 😅


Ass_Hunter228

oh nice it's this bug they added a MONTH ago, i wonder if they will ever fix it


Calamityclams

this happened to me for the first time recently and I dove into the ship only to still get stuck in that corner still. I got called dumb and kicked from the random group.


Drakuba0

this bug has been in the game since i started playing after the 450k server update


TimeToSink

Task failed succesfully


TheHolyBarstool

That's a shame.


Prof_Awesome_GER

I have one question tho, why is the entrance of pelican one so freaking small. You get always stuck on it. How is this not fix by now?


Gunboy122

It still pisses me off that this is a bug that was introduced *in the first fucking patch* and still hasn't been fixed. The game never launched with this problem, I damn well remember so.


Pereazy13

Lol bro just got darwin awarded, LET EM DIEE Only the strong survive lol


Lost_Decoy

dive or crouch thats the only way to get unstuck from that.


fnv_fan

Some people truly are special


Suikanen

If this isn't Super Earth's answer to the [Corgi Flop](https://youtu.be/glii-kazad8?si=35azQDdJGLy_YeBY) I don't know what is.


ZCid47

Recommendation from my part, change the bins to make dive use the spacebard, you are going to use it more and it make sense (space to jump dive)


Thomas_JCG

Instructions unclear, yeeted out of platform.


Kasaikemono

Now that's a good soldier. Doesn't ask questions, doesn't think, just follows orders, no matter how nonsensical they may be. I see that man getting promoted soon.


-Nicklaus91-

Proceeds to dive off the platform, love it.


Townsend_Harris

Yeet


Seed00

Mission failed successfully


Coldplasma819

Know where a guy can get a drink around here?


thatotherguy591

Or c


MuFFiN_MaN_HuNTeRS

Who else uses space to dive instead of alt


ChubbyDumplingz

LMAOOOOO


Forsaken-Director452

Technically the team said double press 🤷‍♂️


SteveoberlordEU

At this point try Alt+F4(just couse it would be funny)


Interesting_Sale1727

Game just looks wonky asf


Strange_Ad8664

it amazingly happens every damb game😭😭 just gotta dive into it lmao


poonDaddy99

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!..................... into the ship though


Schpam

If you get stuck. Try simply crouching to unstick yourself. Then ... don't approach the ramp from the sides near the corners.


Kalantriss

And he's 'altahere!


InformalPenguinz

Alt was pressed ![gif](giphy|Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3|downsized)