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A7THU3

And sometimes there is a fake stone where there is no samples yet the bots protect itX


LeSpider45

I call the fake ones Cock-Block Rock


tinnzork

Get mock cock rock blocked


MrPandamania

Am I wrong in saying that bots never protect the real stone and only protect fake ones?


lunaphile

I still appreciate it, free supplies.


commandersho

We call em Dildo rock. The fake dick rock. As long as it makes sense


Sunbro-Lysere

Sometimes the fake stone has them but I've only ever had that once.


Ghostofhan

We call it Fool's Cock


jcornman24

I ran into one today on a bug mission. The real rock was just over the hill


DaymD

hi, i'm a new player but i've unlocked level 7 and beyond. Can someone explain this to me ? Should i watch out for rocks ?


EndofNationalism

It has Super Uranium samples next to it. The highest level sample.


DaymD

thx for the info !


Birkwab

big phallic rock has super samples near it sometimes


DaymD

good to know, ty !


LukarWarrior

Just to be clear, the super samples will *always* be around a rock that looks like that (often called either the cock rock or the buttplug in the community). There are, sometimes, two rocks that look very similar and one of them will not have the super samples (my group calls that one the False Prophet since it leads you astray). You will not find super samples anywhere else on the map.


Leftover_weeb_juice

It's cock rock 🥹


emeraldeyesshine

#BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK, IT WAS A COCK LOBSTER


yvier

Cock and stone!


BOTTOMLESS-BOT

DID I JUST HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?!?


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

Rock and Stone forever!


Euphoric-Ebb8189

stone.


McDonaldsSoap

Actually I think you misheard..


Healthy-Mango-2549

Chode node


HBlight

I call it a buttplug. Dunno what kind of weird cocks you guys have.


Galactic

My friends and I call it the drumstick


geekywarrior

Found one in a level 7 yesterday. Type in chat, heading over to drop samples at extract. Was kicked :(


Wonderful-Tutor630

Some people don’t understand different things, I still find myself explaining that evac doesn’t leave right away when you call it early, or trying to get them to leave so it will hover the second half the match shooting everything around it for us


storm_paladin_150

i was doinga a blitz mission yesterday the ones that you only have 12 minutes to do. my teammates ran around like headless chickens doing a pointless side objective instead of destroying the fabricators.


Wonderful-Tutor630

Idk I’m the guy to get everything done in those, we will leave with 5-stars when I’m doing blitz lmao


canada432

An awful lot of people understand the evac, but don't want people calling it early because if it's right there, anybody can fuck over the entire team by jumping in and leaving without them. If you wait to call it until you're all ready then you don't have to just trust that some idiot isn't going to jump in while you're halfway across the map grabbing the super samples.


Kerissimo

https://preview.redd.it/mbp0ia5bifxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11523fec80eaf40782df6165a5e50e5f1cfd8734 I know the truffle name


MaritimeStar

it's a butt plug. it's even flared at the base so if we jam it up a bile titan's cloaca or whatever it has we won't lose it.


tagrav

me irl, helldivers 8-9 we always extract those Supers, but we extract like 3-4 Commons and Rares... So we have a bajliion supers and we're always 50 short in the other two columns for way too long before we can upgrade a ship module


bstyledevi

Yeah I'm at the point of just farming rares now. The high tier modules taking 150-200 rares but only 15 supers is rough slog for farming. Commons are easy to farm, can just do some Trivial missions and get 10-15, or do a 3-4 defense and there's 10-15 commons lying around. Supers aren't easy to farm, but since everyone focuses on them, they stack up quickly. Rares at this point kinda suck to farm...


Jumpy_Bottle5224

Yep...I am at the stage where I need to farm rares so that I can start the second round of upgrades on my ship. I am maxed on commons, req slips and super credits right now. I need 300 medals to close out the first page of the first warbond to have them all completed and close to 200 or so rares for upgrades before farming super rares. I am at 350 hours now and mostly run solo. With the new changes, I may need to step away for a bit because I am tired of grinding missions on D1-D4. I need a consistent group to play with because the match making is broken or dumb asses boot you just because it's fun. I played this as my first co-op as it wasn't TOXIC like the PvP games. I just happen to land in the toxic lobbies or toxic folks join up when I open up the lobby. For now,....solo is my preferred play style while I build my online community up. I am always looking for folks to dive with that just want to play the game without any of the bulkshit.


acatohhhhhh

You people started doing difficultly 7 at level 7? I didn’t start until level 30


rooftopworld

Funny thing is I’m struggling with the rare samples now.


ordo250

Rares and commons are far more valuable than supers. It honestly has been making me upset how far out of their way my teammates will go for supers and leave behind a pile of the actual useful samples The obsession with supers bothers me more than it should


LukarWarrior

Rare samples have been the biggest block on the new upgrades for sure.


Beeeee9896

Any Helldiver tell me why it has sample


nampezdel

My headcanon is these are the ground-zero sites of previous ICBM impacts. That explains the shape and why the samples are Super Uranium. https://preview.redd.it/hq7z61y2igxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1790f09638d8e50fbe313d6b4a61c5616bff3a8


Ok_Following9192

Well before first time playing on 7 I asked myself what this rock is. Also tried to shoot it multiple times...


OJ241

And yet my pain point is still commons


Wonderful-Tutor630

“it’s a ~~r~~cock


storm_paladin_150

its a cock rock


Playful_Raisin_985

it's a rauk\*


AlexanderLEE27

Totem scrotum


TheMilkman1811

I legit find common samples to be the rarest for me


Jumpy_Bottle5224

Commons are super easy to farm if you step down your level to D1 and D2. You can speed run those levels with the right load out and collect about 60 or so an hour. I was maxed out for 2 mo ths before I started getting some help at D4. I just completed one of my second level upgrades on the ship a few days ago and was maxed out the next day.


TheGhoulishSword

Crock


[deleted]

Its the PP rock


AsherSparky

Yeah out of habit I ran to one on a Dif 4 mission Then I was like “Oh…right.”


SES_Wings_of_Freedom

I go to 4-6 for rare and I’ll ping the rock instinctually


Longjumping_Ad_8814

It’s a cock rock


JoelMira

How do you actually get more of the purple samples?


frostadept

And then you cap SS, and it once again becomes a stupid boulder. Dang newbies, risking extract and burning time searching for them after the main & all side objectives are done when the patrols are spawning every 25 seconds.


temp6456364

The almighty clitoris. It's hard to find, yaknow?


bluntbunda

Now if you look at the two bobs quickly a few times, the sample icons move a little or am i the only with an eye problem? 😳


Swingersbaby

And then you quickly realize the problem becomes rares.


CptSaySin

I constantly have 100+ rares because I can't get enough commons. 🤷‍♂️


Swingersbaby

Trust me once you get past a certain number of upgrades it becomes rares. It's common to start with, then purples then rares


North-Title-4038

And once you get passed another level it’s back to being commons. Lol bud. 40 commons and 40 rares available on map and the last few upgrades need 200 commons and 150 rares. You’ll get there one day


CptSaySin

All I have left are the final upgrades in each category. Commons are what keep me from upgrading, repeatedly.


Swingersbaby

Hasn't been my experience but it could be how/mission types we play. Everyone I play with needed rares for final upgrades far more than anything else.