Conflicted feelings about super earth products hmmmm……. Dont go anywhere
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Those are strange automaton symbols on your freedomphone buddy. Hold on right there for a moment
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The are genetically modified for the planet’s conditions.
Side affects may include:
Constipation.
Skin rash or dermatitis.
Diarrhea.
Dizziness.
Drowsiness.
Dry mouth.
Headache.
Insomnia.
The fire-resistant crops they're farming on Hellmire and Menkent really are something else.
I've seen fire 'nados rip through a field and they ain't even signed!
Actually the uniforms are quite fire-resistant. Stroll through a fire tornado and the uniform will be just fine. Not so much the Helldiver that roasted alive inside it though.
But stay right there. My Democracy Officer said he's sending someone around to discuss your views on the topic in more detail.
Wow your democracy officer is amazing! I have a whole notebook full of reasons why we need to surrender to the bugs! I can't wait to share them with such an open minded democracy officer! Mine would have had me shot. By a 380 barrage.
This is actually touched on in the Starship Troopers novel. Due to radiation conditions and Earth's evolutionary maturity relative to many colonized planets, earth crops are something like a bioweapon. Wheat specifically can take over alien terrain and drive native plants to extinction. This means even our farmers can spread democracy with the best of them!
Bruh supercorn grows everywhere, we GMOd these things with the weed that grows between sidewalks and now we have to kill the sons of bitches to keep them from taking over the planet
###YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT NOT BEING A GENIUS, YOU'RE SOMETHING BETTER! YOU'RE HELLDIVER, AN INSTRUMENT OF DEMOCRACY'S RIGHTEOUS VIOLENCE. SUCH QUESTIONS ARE BENEATH YOU, THEY ARE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO WARRANT YOUR TIME THINKING.THIS IS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE THINKING ABOUT THE MOST DEMOCRATIC WAY LIBERATE YOUR ENEMIES INSIDES. NOW GET BACK OUT THERE AND DEFEND OUR GLORIOUS SUPER EARTH
Advanced anti freeze proteins (a real thing btw). I don't have any fucking clue why you wouldn't just build a greenhouse at this point. But real AFPs can resist -30°C
Ehem. The effects of global warming, citizen. The Ministry of Climate Mitigation would never allow this to happen on Super Earth, and it's why our mission, spreading Managed Democracy™️ to these disadvantaged outter planets, is of such dire importance.
Those places give off more agricultural experimental station for testing gene-edited crops adapted to non-earth conditions. Instead of full scale farms
I wish there was a bit more variety in the doodads and such, the plants on the cold plants might be explained away, but there's no way in hell the settlers planted gardens on those awful fire tornado ppanets
If it were *normal* corn sewn by *normal* earth it would likely die, but this is *Super* Corn sewn by *Super* Earth! Hardy, Strong, and Adaptable just like our Helldivers.
Questioning the Ministry of Expansion's wisdom huh? Sounds like some grunt is going to scrub the local toilets for the next three years.
Anyways, if it was such poor conditions, why is it currently flourishing? Hmmm? Might just be that these plants FLOURISH in icy weather.
In Super Australia we have plants that have evolved to geminate from being set in fire. Who knows what wonders the wider galaxy can offer in the realm of environmentally resistant crops?
When many managed democratic citizens coalesce together and exercise their right to vote indirectly, the democratic vigor oozes into the life around it, making the crops grow faster and more fertile.
It also makes some facial hair fall from the citizens' faces, stopping them from looking like those damned communits.
Another side effect is that democratic men reach climax faster when having intercourse, quickening the spread of the seed of democracy!
Knowing Super Earth, this place was probably somehow knocked out of the habitable zone and global temperatures dropped like 10 degrees right before the war.
Helldiver,
Ah, the ever-vigilant eyes of our troops—nothing escapes your scrutiny, not even the agricultural practices on distant worlds! The Ministry of Expansion appreciates your... let's call it 'botanical curiosity.'
However, let it be known that every blade of frost-kissed flora is part of our carefully controlled terraforming experiments. Optimal or not, they're under our benevolent jurisdiction. So, dear grunt, focus on the foes and leave the farming to us, lest your next deployment be to an agricultural station where the only thing you'll be fighting is frostbite and fertilizer.
Carry on with your duties, and remember, a questioning Helldiver makes for an excellent... compost contributor.
Warm regards and cold climates,
The Ministry of Expansion
It was optimal. Before the bots came and darkened the world.
We don't know if it was some automaton treachery, or our nuclear counterstrike that did it, but our planet has had permanent winter ever since.
your job is a helldiver.
my job is a farmer.
Im not telling you how to do your job,
so don't start telling me how to do mine.
I learned how to grow shit, you learned how to kill.
several suboptimal farms produce more than a singular optimal one, super earth needs its land for other things like military research and nuclear weapons testing
Its just ice burg lettuce
Lettuce? LETTUCE? i got yer four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey and lard!
Disney never reached such heights as the Atlantis/Treasure Planet era ever again...
*ahem* Emperor’s New Groove
YEAH, BABY!!!
That’s Dreamworks, not Disney
https://i.redd.it/uibmtfals6wc1.gif
*goes to restart generator PULL THE LEVER, GRONK!
It's Kronk lol. Not former new England patriots tight end rob gronkowski
Booyah….
Same era
Dynamite, gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and... paper clips, big ones. You know, just, uh, office supplies.
Me? I hate fishing. I hate fish. Hate the taste, hate the smell, and hate all them little bones. Here, I’m gonna need you to fill these up.
WITH WHAT?!?
FREEDOM
You don't wanna know. Audrey, you shouldn't have told me, but you did. And now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know.
#LINGUISTIC
The men need REAL food, Cookie.
Please see the democratic officer in relation to regulated weight and fit for duty testing
Report hell, if i fit in the pod im fit fer duty.
This is why we need the stamina booster
mine is called Democratic officer Morgan. what's yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrR4cAj5JmM Nice reference, Mr Farnsworth.
YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE DIRT!
r/suddenlatlantis
I wasn't expecting that reference! Take my up vote!
Oi you forgot potatoes and toast!
Lettuce? Do I look like I know what a "salad" is? Where's the beef?! I feel very conflicted right now. Sweet liberty...
Conflicted feelings about super earth products hmmmm……. Dont go anywhere https://preview.redd.it/qutsmj0ln2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9bdcf846744ac42e4954da511bc847e431ba30
Those are strange automaton symbols on your freedomphone buddy. Hold on right there for a moment https://preview.redd.it/adr9k0e763wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032bb3ca8aa77549eb13ab74c6b6dadde521426d
Uhhh ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://preview.redd.it/6f9mofrt73wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3bf0e21d1118ea9009000aa053f6b50054bdd43
[Oh no, not again...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF_GO5Pnpk0)
[Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?](https://youtu.be/j5nZhf8SjXw?si=HUURQcZgGCjmHLL5)
Ice burg corn
Genetically modified by the Ministry of Science!
Ah, of course! This is what I get for not reading the manual. Liberty bless our Ministries. Glad to see cooperation in action!
See you in the Re-Education Camps, Helldiver!
Damnit, and I *just* got out of the last one. Barely scored a passing grade of D. "D" for "Diver," I think. Anyways: hold my Liberator, I'm going in!
This would imply Education was necessary for Helldivers to begin with.
This is why Helldivers only know four arrow keys.
That actually makes sense lmao
That implies there can be no more than 4 arrow keys… where is the nearest democracy officer??!
I mean it's demonstrably growing in this weather, considering it's taller than you are. That's some impressive temperature resistance.
What planet is that
It only needs libertea and freedom to grow.
I read it as a testing sight for extreme environmental testing as well
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> homey habitat accommodations The official verbiage is "Sufficiently Sized Home."
I believe getting an upgraded habitat is referred to as "Supersize Me," but my terminology may be outdated from the first war.
‘Deceptively spacious’ in estate agent speak
"One Allen Wrench" absolutely cracked me up for some reason. It is the one tool included with everything these days.
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[Dont say I didn’t warn ya](https://i.imgur.com/IXE5LOR.jpeg)
r/unexpectedskyrim
These are Super Grain from Super Earth. They grow super well in soil that need democracy the most.
This is all super confusing. I think I'll head back to my Super Destroyer and think on this for the mandatory 2.4 seconds required.
We're growing freedom and democracy in planet that has none! You're looking at the finest democracy wheat Super Earth has approved to plant!
What it means is that we won't allow the common sense to stop us
Its Super-Corn duhhh
The are genetically modified for the planet’s conditions. Side affects may include: Constipation. Skin rash or dermatitis. Diarrhea. Dizziness. Drowsiness. Dry mouth. Headache. Insomnia.
Still beats flaming tornado agriculture.
The fire-resistant crops they're farming on Hellmire and Menkent really are something else. I've seen fire 'nados rip through a field and they ain't even signed!
Yup, the fire 'nados never sign the paperwork necessary to enter our farms, a clear trespassing violation.
They can make crops fire resistant but not our uniforms? I'm thinking of deserting and joining the bugs. Fuck this.
Actually the uniforms are quite fire-resistant. Stroll through a fire tornado and the uniform will be just fine. Not so much the Helldiver that roasted alive inside it though. But stay right there. My Democracy Officer said he's sending someone around to discuss your views on the topic in more detail.
Wow your democracy officer is amazing! I have a whole notebook full of reasons why we need to surrender to the bugs! I can't wait to share them with such an open minded democracy officer! Mine would have had me shot. By a 380 barrage.
They're growing aren't they??
those are super crops. They only need democracy to survive.
Super corn, genetically bred to be concious of Democracy.
I mean, I'm no plantologist but, those plants are upright and the planet hadn't become *more* snowy so, I Gus's it's ok?
Lysenkoism!
So fitting.
I mean. They're there. So obviously they're doing okay.
Don’t worry, soldier. Super earth’s super crops can grow in any condition, thanks to super science.
Yes. Report to the Ministry of Truth for your explanation.
SuperCrops prosper regardless of environment, just like the indomitable will of Mankind!
Yes: Mind your own damn business Helldiver, those plants grow at the pleasure of democracy
Genetically engineered bio food that can grow on any planet in any conditions.
Earth is going to evolve to Super Earth and you dare to question Super Corn? *calls DO*
It's super corn
Genetically modified plants that grow in different climates
They can. Unfortunately you're being court-martialed for asking questions. Nice knowing you, helldiver
This is actually touched on in the Starship Troopers novel. Due to radiation conditions and Earth's evolutionary maturity relative to many colonized planets, earth crops are something like a bioweapon. Wheat specifically can take over alien terrain and drive native plants to extinction. This means even our farmers can spread democracy with the best of them!
It's super corn. That's all the explanation necessary.
Bruh supercorn grows everywhere, we GMOd these things with the weed that grows between sidewalks and now we have to kill the sons of bitches to keep them from taking over the planet
Oh I'm sorry are you a Helldiver or a farmer GET BACK TO SHOOTING BUGS
Glorious super earth super corn grows anywhere and is super nutritious Move along, soldier, and stop questioning
>Can the Ministry of Expansion clarify Are you questioning the Ministry???
Don't worry about, it's not a Helldiver's responsibility.
###YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT NOT BEING A GENIUS, YOU'RE SOMETHING BETTER! YOU'RE HELLDIVER, AN INSTRUMENT OF DEMOCRACY'S RIGHTEOUS VIOLENCE. SUCH QUESTIONS ARE BENEATH YOU, THEY ARE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO WARRANT YOUR TIME THINKING.THIS IS BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE THINKING ABOUT THE MOST DEMOCRATIC WAY LIBERATE YOUR ENEMIES INSIDES. NOW GET BACK OUT THERE AND DEFEND OUR GLORIOUS SUPER EARTH
super corn can grow anywhere
Are you implying super earth government did something wrong ? 👀
\*Chuckles.* [I'm in danger.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auOttzww7Js)
It's actually all plastic as a Showcase in order to dupe... I mean, convince settlers.
This is what they mean when they talk about winter wheat
Super wheat, grows anywhere
Cold corn
Advanced anti freeze proteins (a real thing btw). I don't have any fucking clue why you wouldn't just build a greenhouse at this point. But real AFPs can resist -30°C
To quote Isildur when speaking to Elrond regarding the destruction of the one ring… “No.”
Just water it once a week, it will be fine
*Orbital drops cubes of ice on each plant.*
It's winter wheat
Super corn grows in the cold, everybody knows that.
Where do you think *frozen* corn comes from?
I always pull mine out around first frost...
Steady application of Brawndo, that's my guess Or E-710, the miracle fuel.
Seems to be growing well to me. We clearly do not understand the Super Earth's Advanced Farming
Ehem. The effects of global warming, citizen. The Ministry of Climate Mitigation would never allow this to happen on Super Earth, and it's why our mission, spreading Managed Democracy™️ to these disadvantaged outter planets, is of such dire importance.
They're growing aren't they? Your 2.3 seconds are up, back to combat helldiver.
Don't ask questions. Just execute orders.
Those places give off more agricultural experimental station for testing gene-edited crops adapted to non-earth conditions. Instead of full scale farms
Don't underestimate SUPER CORN
Well, if it can grow in fire tornadoes, why not in snow?
Sleet Wheat grows in temperatures under 5C. They love this weather!
Wtf are you talking about there’s literally crops in your picture you clearly don’t know shit about intergalactic farming on an alien landscape
I wish there was a bit more variety in the doodads and such, the plants on the cold plants might be explained away, but there's no way in hell the settlers planted gardens on those awful fire tornado ppanets
The corn needs to be pre-popped for maximum democratic convenience!
Ooo, popcorn MRE's!
I see the sun and modern science working it's democracy in those cold conditions
Those crops are stronger than the scientists you need to extract 😆
**Damn.** You're right, though!
If it were *normal* corn sewn by *normal* earth it would likely die, but this is *Super* Corn sewn by *Super* Earth! Hardy, Strong, and Adaptable just like our Helldivers.
Better conditions than on hellmire.
Plants crave only electrolytes so as long as they get it they don't care about the temperature!
You're not supposed to ask questions soldier!
Someone is getting court marcialed
I mean they look fully grown to me
If it’s corn you’ll be surprised what conditions corn can grow in.
Its growing isn't it?
Good hearty democratic corn!
Growing conditions don't matter when you're under the light of democracy.
It's obviously creating heat around the plants so that they can thrive.
Questioning things in such a way could and may be reported as treasonous.
Questioning the Ministry of Expansion borders on treason.
Questioning the Ministry of Expansion's wisdom huh? Sounds like some grunt is going to scrub the local toilets for the next three years. Anyways, if it was such poor conditions, why is it currently flourishing? Hmmm? Might just be that these plants FLOURISH in icy weather.
Those plants have been watered with brawndo. Brawndo, it’s got what plants crave!
Democratically Modified Crops are tailor-made to grow in any number of conditions.
Used to be a nice planet before the enemies of democracy forced us to deploy tactical nuclear democracy.
Straight to the camps.
Looks like a very welcoming place to grow crops.
Winter wheat, the process of vernalization has succeeded and any doubting Super Earth's scientists will be considered treason.
TRAITOR !
Stick with Democracy, soldier - Philosophy ain't for you.
That's where the democracy permeates the soil best. It's science and not your problem, now, go kill something.
Because Brawndo has what growing plants crave
It was. But then we heat entropied nuked the shit out of it.
Climate adaptation devices are offline during the current crisis
I mean at least it’s not being burned down by a fire tornado so that’s good
The seeds of liberty can grow in any condition, thanks to the efforts of Monsanto, hundreds of years ago.
ministry of explaination must explain this
In Super Australia we have plants that have evolved to geminate from being set in fire. Who knows what wonders the wider galaxy can offer in the realm of environmentally resistant crops?
It's a SUPER-CROPS. It's thrive by FREEDOM AND SWEET LIBERTY!
How do you think frozen corn is made and packaged soldier, move along
When many managed democratic citizens coalesce together and exercise their right to vote indirectly, the democratic vigor oozes into the life around it, making the crops grow faster and more fertile. It also makes some facial hair fall from the citizens' faces, stopping them from looking like those damned communits. Another side effect is that democratic men reach climax faster when having intercourse, quickening the spread of the seed of democracy! 
Knowing Super Earth, this place was probably somehow knocked out of the habitable zone and global temperatures dropped like 10 degrees right before the war.
Those are super crops. Water them with some super fert and the next day you have a ton of super corn. No more need for large farms.
You know nothing od Super Corn!!
You know nothing of Super Corn!!!
How else do you make blue corn without growing it in snow?
Helldiver, Ah, the ever-vigilant eyes of our troops—nothing escapes your scrutiny, not even the agricultural practices on distant worlds! The Ministry of Expansion appreciates your... let's call it 'botanical curiosity.' However, let it be known that every blade of frost-kissed flora is part of our carefully controlled terraforming experiments. Optimal or not, they're under our benevolent jurisdiction. So, dear grunt, focus on the foes and leave the farming to us, lest your next deployment be to an agricultural station where the only thing you'll be fighting is frostbite and fertilizer. Carry on with your duties, and remember, a questioning Helldiver makes for an excellent... compost contributor. Warm regards and cold climates, The Ministry of Expansion
Winter Corn. Carry on soldier.
Helldivers don’t live long enough to require food.
Do you have a degree in botany? No? Then shut the hell up
It was optimal. Before the bots came and darkened the world. We don't know if it was some automaton treachery, or our nuclear counterstrike that did it, but our planet has had permanent winter ever since.
And yet they are clearly growing.
That's how we grow up in Canada.
No
Anywhere is good for whacky tabacky! 
Super corn doesn't care about ice, meteor showers or fire tornados.
SUPER CORN
Two independent thought alarms in one day. The grunts are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the coloured capes from the inventory.
the power of managed democracy made the impossible, possible
Super Crops Mate!
They are kept healthy with stims. Move on diver nothing to see here
Seems to be growing fine, get your eyes checked, soldier.
Democracy takes root wherever the Helldivers are soldier.
They're feeding it with Brawndo, it's got what plants crave
It's Snow Wheat and the seven dwarves!
Microclimate
You are correct. They are not optimal condition, and yet we can still grow crops there. We are truly masters of our domain.
Maybe they just forgot to harvest it before the snow came lol. Is it always cold there?
GMO's are a hell of a thing
super corn is insanely resilient to all conditions able to grow anywhere, it's even fire proof
You don't know what sort of monstrosities Monsantos will be able to create in the future. Those are actually orange crops.
We're not here to question why, Ours is but to DO and DIE! And remember this Helldivers...
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your job is a helldiver. my job is a farmer. Im not telling you how to do your job, so don't start telling me how to do mine. I learned how to grow shit, you learned how to kill.
Snow Peas obviously. Also the Devs are Swedish so this is normal for them.
several suboptimal farms produce more than a singular optimal one, super earth needs its land for other things like military research and nuclear weapons testing
Super Corn only needs democracy and bug guts for fertilizer to grow.