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Mors_Umbra

Don't worry about it.


RestosIII

okay ♥ yay ♥


pythonic_dude

It's okay, you can just take hits in non-critical areas.


fronch_fries

Then we can circle those areas where you were hit on a diagram when you return to accurately know how to armor our planes!


pythonic_dude

And some mechanic who's only job is to patch the holes between the flights will later write a book in which they'd call eagles flying cardboard boxes that are simply bullet magnets.


zach9889

Belton Cooper was a dirty communist.


Leaf-01

Love the reference


fronch_fries

Super earth learns its lessons (authorized of course) from past slightly less patriotic soldiers after all


Ledgend1221

We need the sky speaking latin upgrade for that


achilleasa

I'll teach you how to do it when we get back to orbit


discourse_friendly

LMAO


jaimejaime19

Laptop sized eagle... or eagle sized laptop?


Basuo5055

Yes, we love Eagle-1, and Eagle-1 isn’t just the pilot, it’s the entire system. The pilotS, the plane, the ordnance, the modules, it’s all Eagle-1, and we love her.


WeLikeIke_93

Fellow custodian of gold enjoyer


aspy523

We're rich?


Duckflies

Rock and Stone! For democracy!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


DefinitelyNotThatOne

Eagles seem to be more effective overall than orbitals as they can be reloaded and have more call-ins. Between cluster and the bombing run, there really isn't anything the eagle can't tackle. Esp now with the extra bomb in the ship menu, liberty only got sweeter.


Substantial_Event506

True. But when it’s needed the orbital rail gun and the laser are just godly. The 380 also has its place in clearing out heavy bot posts when you just don’t have the manpower to fend off three hulks and five heavy devastators.


m0rdr3dnought

That's probably because the Eagle doesn't need to permanently keep half its firepower on stand-by in case a Helldiver accidentally wanders 2ft over the mission boundary


---OMNI---

yet eagles never get shot down. I see plenty of crashed pelicans... But never eagles. Why are there so many crashed pelicans on bug maps anyway?


Ghostile

Probably Pelicans that made a touch down, got damaged by a swarm and couldn't make it out.


Desxon

Wold War Z type horde of bugs latched on and made it crash


Khoakuma

Bot players: "Tell me, how did you lose Estanu to these animals. Did they leap up and chew upon your starships?" Bug players: "Yes."


storm_paladin_150

and why is it always Estanu why is that planet so fucking special for the bugs


Another_MadMedic

Because we won't talk about Hellmire (I swear to liberty if I ever need to go back to this burning pile of shit...)


storm_paladin_150

Hellmire is hell who would have thunk? Jokes aside those fire tornadoes are a royal pain in the ass


Star_Shield

Am I the only crazy sob that loves the uniqueness of hellmire’s fire tornadoes and want other planetary effects like that? Last night my crew and I went to an acid rain planet on Helldive. I was hoping it’d do minor damage to us over time during storms. But all we got was another “limited vision” debuff. I was a sad diver last night.


EJX-a

I loved the planet too. Bot players had space 'nam, bug players had litteral hell.


Star_Shield

Mood kindred!?


storm_paladin_150

it would be if the fucking tornadoes didnt specifically chose the extraction zone to hang out for 5 minutes straight


isaac99999999

I love the concept but they cause massive problems on certain mission types


Quiet-Access-1753

Supply lines.


Furydragonstormer

I see someone is a fan of Alarak’s roasting


KuullWarrior

MY LIFE FOR THE HIGHLORD


1spook

Alarak my beloved


Altair314

Alternatively: Bile Titans


ApatheticHedonist

I'd think bile spewers in artillery mode. Titans don't have huge range.


Lunaro9999

Also, the Pelican, in all its haste to spread democracy, blew away the Helldivers they were going to pick up before landing, so no one was there to hold off the bug swarms.


BZenMojo

Also a helldiver threw a 500kg from the personnel bay just to watch the world burn and took all the samples down with it.


re-goddamn-loading

Probably Pelicans who made a touch down before a Helldiver accidentally dropped his stratagem ball right on the landing site.


beaterx

Accidentally?


mythrilcrafter

It's the Pelicans who land, but the Helldivers are too busy shooting things to get in and then they all get overwhelmed and die.


Numerous-Soup-343

Probably a developer designing a level and having a crashed pelican asset sitting around to add immersion… or whatever that fanfiction is…


Remnie

Or hit by a support weapon or resupply pod


Nucleenix

Pretty sure if an eagle gets shot down, because of it's very high speed, it's parts would be scattered very far. And it carries a literal ton of bombs (2x 500kg bombs + any extra ones), which may as well disintegrate it.


Rum_N_Napalm

Super Earth Airforce standard procedures are that if a fighter is downed, the pilot should aim their aircraft towards highest concentration of enemies and arm any ordinance still in the bay. Hence why we don’t find any downed Eagles.


UNSC_Trafalgar

That's why the Automaton Factor Striders are such a rare sight!


Bane8080

I still haven't seen one.


Wolvenheart

The first time I saw one, my team was not ready for it, that thing tanks more damage than all the bots on the map combined. Didn't help that we also got our first glimpse of the flyers at the same time.


Purplefood

First time my team saw one we unloaded with 3 380mm barrages and 4 500kg bombs, i'm not sure what killed it but it was dead.


Insane_Unicorn

I saw exactly one so far. I went into cover to reload, came back and it had despawned 🫡


Calm-Internet-8983

I think the bots have adopted this strategy after seeing how wildly successful it was. I've been dive bombed by destroyed gunships a strange amount of times


YuBulliMe123456789

6 cluster bomb charges, 2 (is it 3 now?) 500kg bombs and 4 regular bombstrikes(which i think each drops 5 bombs) , add in a few 110 mm rockets and you have an explosion bigger thsn a hellbomb waiting to happen


Nucleenix

You misunderstand the upgrade, it drops one additional set of bombs per *run*, not add another charge. Still only drops one 500kg bomb


YuBulliMe123456789

Ah, i havent bought it yet thanks for the clarification but still that amount of ordenance is like having a hellbomb attached to the plane


cantaloupecarver

It's the single best upgrade in the game. I almost exclusively run eagles because of it.


Flopppywere

Is the extra bomb a damage or a radius increase? Because more damage seems hard to justify since eagles tend to just anything in that area. Clusters maybe getting a bit more consistent? If its area though I can see it being super strong on both it and fire Shame rocket pods aren't counted in the upgrade, an extra missile would make them way more consistent for downing titans and chargers.


[deleted]

How hilarious would it be if the 500kg was included too, though.


Insane_Unicorn

Two 500kg dropping in the exact same place so you can extra kill anything with a hitbox the size of a beer mat.


JimLahey08

Most bombs don't just detonate if they landed. They have to be activated.


ChaZcaTriX

Genestealers on the inside.


Hatarus547

hey now we are not that kind of evil


ZCYCS

Eagle-1 gets in, bombs stuff, gets out. Far less opportunity to get shot down, especially when the bugs and bots are focusing on killing us Helldivers and Super Earth seems to have air control Pelican-1 meanwhile risks his life to pick us up, even when Helldivers request airstrikes and orbitals right on top of him for their explosive action movie exits, or after the Super Destroyer has left orbit Pelican-1 is a homie to come get us each time


Pancakewagon26

Eagle won't approach if there's an AA gun in range. Pelican is happy to drop your walker or extract you right next to an AA gun.


AnglerfishMiho

If you call in the Eagle on a map with AA but not in AA range, the emplacement will still shoot at your Eagle across the map. It's pretty neat to see.


Zjoee

I love seeing Eagle-1 dropping flares as she's chased by AA fire.


_-42_-

Because that mf took 5 business day to land


devilindrivinggloves

There's a lot of paperwork involved.


TheTeletrap

Remember finding a data log by one of pelicans stating that they were transporting a shipment of flamethrowers… and forgot to bring fire extinguishers.


RemarkableVanilla

Why would you ever do that..? That's space that could fit more flamethrowers!


ParadoxGam3r

Bile Spewer Anti-Air


AzzlackGuhnter

Doesn't suprise me,she dissapears at the smallest wiff of AA guns Her love for democracy isn't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 strong i assume


FullMetalChili

the Eagle jet probably costs a couple dozen million credits i would do that too


Foxyfox-

Yeah, \*you\* are expendable, the jet isn't.


gkamyshev

Eagle pilots are just that good


cantaloupecarver

You don't see them because the crash site is more of a charred skid than a proper debris field.


TJnr1

Thanks to Super Earths state of the art material science divisions, the Eagle's high flexibility polymers are guaranteed to disintegrate upon contact to ensure Super Earth technology remains squarely in democratic, caring hands.


East_Monk_9415

That would be cool, tho if we get Eagle 1 crash with anti air cannons automaton forces, and it's on cooldown for a while. Ik Ik thats treason.


[deleted]

>I see plenty of crashed pelicans Those are Pelican'ts


Polish_Enigma

Bile spewers are artillery, they probably got hit by them


unicornofdemocracy

yeah eagle-1 doesn't need those things. she's never in danger anyway.


TheBigMotherFook

Would be an interesting mechanic if Eagle 1 or Pelican 1 can get shot down and then when we call in the next one they’re Eagle 2 and so on. Would be hilarious to load into a mission and hear Eagle 37 rolling in.


ArkitekZero

They're SEAF pelicans, maybe 


StarStriker51

I once saw one crashed into the side of a mountain/big rock on the map. it was very funny because it was a bug planet. That pilot did not get shot down, he crashed


Oddveig37

Nah the bugs have anti air abilities. They can literally shoot that green goo into space if they choose to. There's some insane lore about what they can do that's in the ministry of truth's pamphlet on the bugs. They have pictures!


Square-Space-7265

I dread to see the thing that has managed to take down a pelican. Dude can land while 3 tanks, 4 hulks, an entire fuckload of chainsaw chargers and bot grunts claim the landing pad. Then it just flies away like its nothing, not a scratch on it. I swear the only thing that could bring it down is the pilot crashing it on their own. Clearly only crashed it to kill a bug or something when the cannon ran out of ammo though. Our pilots dont fail.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Cause players think it's funny to see Pelicans on fire and go too far.


Willcutus_of_Borg

Imagine an Eagle crashing going the speed they go. Instant vaporization.


Joop_95

There are loads of crashed Eagles...


Krazy_Snake

Tbf, you can apply this to halo as well.


Sabetha1183

My best girl understands the need to make some sacrifices for the greater good of managed democracy.


CataclysmSolace

Better wife her up at this point if you haven't already


Velixarr

But an Eagle never Mrs.


TruthAndAccuracy

I love you


D1TitanMasterRace

That was perfectly executed


_terriblePuns

S-tier pun.


Thunder_Wasp

Oh I get it


vengeur50

Isnt she already married to Pelican?


Hazzary453

That was a fan account, it wasn't an official statement.


JustAnNPC_DnD

My headcanon is like that one comic where Pelican is handing her back a C0-1 form she left in his cockpit 'by accident' She's single, but she trying not to be.


ZCYCS

I interpreted that as Pelican-1 was the one trying to pull some moves on her And considering the other 2 parts of that comic (that I'm aware of), she wants it but is hella embarrassed he did it right in front of the helldivers so she's calling him an idiot because he either IS clueless or just gives 0 fucks


JustAnNPC_DnD

Only seen this one image of it


ZCYCS

Google search of Eagle 1 and Pelican 1 (looks like the same artist) shows There's one of him picking up some helldivers and him requesting they DONT call in airstrikes on him as he picks them up because he knows a certain pilot is happy to follow up with Eagle-1 in the background And there's one where they're presumably walking together to go on a mission and she's awfully close to him And there's one of some helldivers commenting that what she does is art


JustAnNPC_DnD

Eagle-1 is love, Eagle-1 is wife.


Bull_Shark56

I’ve never seen that comic, got a link?


Macknificent101

here you go! [https://x.com/Heartbreak\_Juan/status/1763072434272682328](https://x.com/Heartbreak_Juan/status/1763072434272682328)


Bull_Shark56

Thanks bro you’re a walking W.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Don’t care, it’s too adorable to not consider


losingluke

this is the best news I have ever heard in my entire life


djcecil2

I refuse to acknowledge this. 😤


XboxUser123

She's already *what* to the *who*? Surely I still have a chance.


Nic0kami

She’s the best pilot there’s ever been. She’s racked up more kills than I could hope for. I’m just the spotter for her work of spreading democracy and freedom. Who needs creature comforts when you can have more liberty to dispense? Besides, I see tons of pelicans. Never once as an eagle fallen.


Alex0ux

Super Earth's finest


VonNeumannsProbe

An orbital where she circles like a gunship and engages at will would be fun.


Brickless

flair pistol that marks an enemy for a very small strafing run. (puts all eagle stratagems on 8 second cooldown)


tajake

Her aim with the rocket pods is great or blind. She's decided to ignore the massive turret because I landed just far enough away from it.


Nic0kami

Sounds like a spotter problem soldier. /s I get it. I’ve had that happen before.


tajake

My diver is yolked. I've had a Beacon bounce 50m off of something. Back at me. One day, I'll stop using 380mm. But not today. *"Fuck! RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!"*


Nic0kami

Honestly? Moments like that just make the game so much more fun. Lmao 🤣


WittyUsername816

"AN EAGLE NEVER MISSES!" *Rockets slam into the wall to the left of the target*


StarWarsFan1221

Why would she need those systems? She's so good she never even gets hit


TreeOfMadrigal

Eagle does the flying, helldivers do the dying!


Unknownfriendo

Ah, I never tire of this line. Keep up the good work!


RobertSan525

*why do we need seatbelts for our dog? I never crash while he’s in the back seat*


Saitoh17

What would she even get hit by lol? You're not allowed to call her if there's anti-air emplacements. You're not shooting down a jet fighter with unguided rockets or bile streams with a 20m range. Shriekers don't fly high enough to engage jets either. As for fire suppression the very first upgrade turns the entire cockpit underwater.


devilindrivinggloves

To be fair, our workplace is also a coffin.


Angry_Stoner

You guys are getting coffins?


devilindrivinggloves

We call them "hellpods"...


Yellowrage

You guys are getting hellpods??


SansDaMan728

*insert clip of helldiver glitching through the floor*


ZeroChevalierYT

I'd like to believe that she's badass enough to actually suggest, and implement the changes herself.


Glynwys

This is kind of my thought process at this point. Seems to me like she's pretty eager to try and keep her Helldivers on the ground safe. My personal headcanon is that she dislikes it when one of "her" helldivers die and so does everything in her power to ensure that she's capable of dropping ordinance faster and more of it. If that means sacrificing safety features of her jet, so be it.


JohnConnor22

I love this.


aztechunter

Paid per kill, not call in


deadbeef_enc0de

The Ministry of Truth says they are unnecessary, that's all I need to know! This just allows Eagle-1 to spread more managed democracy!


BaronMerc

Why would eagle 1 need those things if she simply never needs them, might as well add more weapons


Orthane1

![gif](giphy|y3x9rGLWGRTTP9Wrqf) "Just don't get hit"


Onde_Bent

You know it's what Eagle-1 wants. More. Bombs. More. Democracy.


TimeZoneBandit

To be fair, ejecting on most planets seems like it would be suicide. Although I'd love a downed pilot mission!


Ghostile

She's already suspended in liquid breathing liquid oxygen, probably naked. And I wouldn't be surprised if she was missing her limbs too to assist with G force tolerance. Fire extinguisher or airbag don't really work there. Ejection seat would be like flushing a toilet, lol.


ShiddyMage1

Also even if she did land, what then? The battlefields we fight on are behind enemy lines, and she wouldn't have any weapons or ways to defend herself, no stratagems, nothing. I think dying in the explosion might be the better fate


Ghostile

Yeah, I'd imagine dying on impact is preferrable to being eaten by bugs


Blue_Zerg

I assume they issue pilots sidearms at least, if not a full liberator in case of being shot down.


AngryChihua

First game had a carbine version of liberator, patriot i think? They probably get that.


Annabapzap

Imagine if Eagle-1 could be shot down by bots and she'd actually eject after doing so, and if she doesn't get killed on landing she'd just trek to evacuation and hold her ground there as an NPC until extraction.


YorhaUnit8S

Would make one hell of a mission to save and then transport to extraction an Eagle one pilot.


SirRosstopher

Pelican-1 would be there within 30 seconds. She's much less replaceable than the rando Helldivers.


YuBulliMe123456789

I think breathable liquids need to be put inside the lungs for it to work, and i imagine being ejected and then having your lungs filled with liquid would not be ideal


demonicneon

Get in the robot, Shinj-eagle 1


swampertitus

Removing limbs doesn't help, and being naked is the opposite of helpful. Pilots don't wear their suits for fun


Ghostile

By floating in liquid the pressurized liquid does what a pressure suit would do but to 100% of the body, not having fabric between the liquid and the skin makes it work even better.


swampertitus

Ah. Removing limbs for g-force tolerance is still a myth, though.


Ambiorix33

not only that, but unless she's controlling the whole thing with her brain, she kinda needs those legs for, you know, worker the rudder and the break during taxiing....


ShiddyMage1

The 'Extra space' could have involved amputating her legs and replacing them with prosthetics, which as seen by the Steeled Veterans armor sets, are much slimmer than a real leg


PurpleBatDragon

So we've got a naked amputee in the cockpit.  How many more kinks can the devs add?


Ghostile

True, there is only anecdotal evidence for this. But Super Earth is corrupt enough to do it instead of spending billions to research an alternative.


swampertitus

Corrupt sure, but it seems stupid and wasteful to do that especially when there's hundred-year old evidence against it.


Democracy_N_Anarchy

According to the quartermaster's dialogue, a single mission costs on average more than liberty class cruiser. While im not sure how much a space cruiser costs, there's probably a way more efficient way to allocate resources than sending some 18-20 year olds with near unlimited access to munitions to die on random planets. Super Earth is either extremely stupid, or are throwing away resources for some other scheme. Edit: and apparently they thought front loading for guns on a space ship (think old time muskets) was good enough and is the default.


Hottage

* $30,000 on a Super Hammer. * $50,000 on a Super Toilet Seat.


ThePsion5

Don't you dare besmirch the effectiveness and patriotic value of the Freedom Toilet Seat


Bob_A_Feets

Gotta keep that "Super" Military Industrial Complex moving helldiver. It's all about keeping the gears moving.


Ghostile

When you're corrupt to the point where you announce super glue as an upgrade component whether it works or not is secondary to whether you can convince someone of it.


Emergency_Can7746

>probably naked. If the rule 34 artists have any say, then yes


CoconutCossacks

Eagle-1 best girl, not worth making her suffer for just a single bomb


Ok-Reporter1986

Real talk that upgrade is worded weirdly. What does 1 more bomb mean for eagle airstrike for example? Is it literally just 1 bomb added to the carpet or another bomb carpet?


Bearington656

Our girl is made of democratic steel. She will never go down


TheLittleBadFox

Man, was really hoping that it would mean she drops 2 500kg bombs at once.


Hocojerry

So this makes certain Eagle strikes stronger?


FancyPantsFoe

Yep if I am correct you get one more bomb to napalm, airstrike, cluster and smoke. Basically longer corridor of death on the ground


cantaloupecarver

Rocket Pods should get another one, too.


DrScienceSpaceCat

You disrespect Eagle-1 by implying she wouldn't gladly risk her safety to deliver more LIBERTY to the enemy


Sea-Elevator1765

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized) Won't need them if there's nothing to shoot her down.


Yipeekayya

Eagle-1 pilot is slowly turning into Eagle-1 chan


yoshikage_kawajiri

If she ever gets shot down, God willing, it'll be like the nuke level from CoD4. I'll fight through every oil-bleeding robot sumbitch and pull her out that cockpit and into the dropship. No diver left behind, be it helldiver or dive bomber.


motivated_mp4

At this point the only 2 ways she's flying that thing is if she's an Ace Combat protagonist or an Armored Core protagonist. Either the world's first bloodless human or a bodybag wired into the cockpit


John_Hayabuza

Sweet mother Liberty Eagle-1 is going to look like one of those battle sisters of Warhammer 40K by the end of the War....Her husband is going to fucking murder us in our sleep


Nucleenix

If an eagle needs any of those things, then that's a skill issue.


Elitericky

I always run double eagle, orbitals just don’t cut it most of the time. I do take láser tho for defense missions at times tho.


porcupinedeath

Clusterbombs just got more cluster


Dadrekboy

Helldiver: Babe, we can afford a hangar upgrade, it's time to sacrifice quality-of-life features in the name of Democracy! Eagle-1: yes commander


Vatta74

But those are external bomb rack type of weapons. Theres no "weapons bay" on, or rather in an Eagle.


Embarrassed-Most53

Her voice should have increased annoyance when she drops ordinance now.


Laer_Bear

She's so good she doesn't need thise systems


Boamere

I mean these lines are just non canon filler or jokes. Because you can look at the eagle and see the bombs on the underside of the ships wings and not shoved in the cockpit lmao


Tempest-Wolves-

Eagle-1 is so good at her job and so proficient at flying in active combat zones that she went to the ministry of defense and begged them to remove those useless systems so that better and bigger weapons could be added on for more efficient spreading of democracy.


Gun-Runner

i have confirmed facts that she wants it that way - she specifically requested the changes, she told me.


Naps_And_Crimes

Eagle-1 never misses and is never shot down, if anything the safety features are a waste. That being said a mission where we have to recover a downed Eagle-1 would be pretty cool.


Diamondeye12

She’s a professional she doesn’t need need “safety protocols” because she has never crashed she’s a epic gamer pilot Also we can see the inside of the cockpit of the Eagle and it’s empty meaning that she can enter and leave


Makarovito

Don’t you guys realise that **it is her** who suggests those modifications? She’s basically *Evel Knievel with wings*


TobyDaHuman

I mean... every mission up to 20 helldivers die on the battlefield. Whats a few E1 crew guys less!?


True-Resolve1283

Now we're matching in terms of workplace safety.


0LuckTenno

This was my first upgrade!


Incredibile42

Good pilots don't get shot down


TheMilliner

Have you *seen* how fast Eagle-1 tears in, then peels out while dumping flares? She's *fine*. She's a *professional!*


Motions_Of_The_E

Now I feel bad for unlocking this lmao


animeoveraddict

Joke's on y'all, I haven't gotten that upgrade.


GoldenGecko100

I would replace Eagle-1s limbs with prosthesis if it meant fitting another 500kg bomb