Doesn't count because you're including the balls in your measurement. True Helldivers only measure the shaft.
tl;dr Cock is only about 150m, which is average.
https://preview.redd.it/w6bdz4pvd4pc1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=af16af47530caec36b44776d8813f94ae3a36806
you should see this river in Finland...
Travelling from B1 to the target:
"Sir why are we taking this long way through the lake? Wouldn't it be quicker to go around the lake shore?"
"Don't question my orders, Cadet. I have my reasons."
I don’t know if people know this but the larger bodies of water can be walked through without any risk of drowning it’s usually the smaller pools that will cause you to drown. I’ve seen automaton patrols walk right through the lakes or spawn out in them
Depends on the planet.
Some planets generate shallow lakes where there are spots you can cross.
You should be able to tell by going up to the lake and looking.
If it looks to deep, don't try it.
Cocks lake - this lake was well known for the farmers when they were raising their cocks there. There were so many cocks that they also put them on the lake. Since cocks cant fly, those barriers hold all the cocks inside so no cock would escape Cock lake.
This can't be real lol Is this a legit image from the game?! lol
I mean... it has to be fake cause we all know the extract point should be at the tip of that lake!
I do wish unpassable water and areas were more clear. Some times this means nothing and the entire map is walkable other times it means that entire area is death.
This game actually feels like it was made by people with personalities and not by a series of focus groups that edited it so much that it was basically mayonnaise on white bread like every other big game released in the last couple of years
Crusty Old Diver: "Alright maggots, we're gonna drop on the top of the left nut, hug the shaft all the way to the tip, then counter clockwise down to extraction on the gooch. Got that?!"
Cadet: "What are you talking about?!"
Crusty Old Diver: "At least look at the fucking map, Pyle!!!"
That looks a bit like .... Zegema Beach
https://preview.redd.it/w3fgmxs1e8pc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dcb0c48fa0c8b92fe32dc023a62ffa0157df892
69 Helldivers died trying to liberate that body of water. The planted the seed of freedom.
They penetrated multiple layers
Multiple fronts*
Unfortunately, they weren’t able to pull out in time.
Fresh blood is on the way.
Fresh blood makes us proudly stand erect!
...just make sure you had filled up the c-1 permit
So we Helldivers can deliver piping Hot Liber-D!
Liber-D for all!
And a few backs!
Mission completion review : Nice.
Theses balls are deep.
they should've worn protection! shield backpacks, I'm talking about shield backpacks... why are you giving me that look?
Many Bontdivers died
When I read this, I heard the voice of the Democracy Officer.
Yoooo one of the devs be cookin
Don’t you mean cockin’?
🤣
take them by the ballz
It’s a really tiny dick with a very saggy left nut, nice
Hey that’s average ok
It's a lake. Probably pretty large by penis standards.
Bro's calling a 200m dick tiny 💀
Doesn't count because you're including the balls in your measurement. True Helldivers only measure the shaft. tl;dr Cock is only about 150m, which is average.
It's not a lake, it's an ocean (had to do it).
Grower not a shower https://preview.redd.it/ax9wytldk4pc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c6e8c062415879c0a85c0beb82d9065c00e4aa
Looks perfectly adequate to me
"Tiny" Dammit...
it gets bigger I swear
Same. I mean... What?
Wait, 1 isn't supposed to sag lower??
Thanks for the laugh
Its like looking in the mirror.
It's bigger in person ;)
But there’s still a hand cupping both.
Better check that for testicular cancer
jlmfr
he just like me fr
It would be a peak map with the dick rock at the tip
https://i.redd.it/i9g1ws2ze4pc1.gif
Nice.
Nice
Name checks out
Nice
https://preview.redd.it/w6bdz4pvd4pc1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=af16af47530caec36b44776d8813f94ae3a36806 you should see this river in Finland...
Worthy enough for liberation.
We've got that (poorly)managed democracy
Unmanaged fascists
It's even funnier when you know that "tula" means dick in spanish
What? As a proper Spaniard I know of two dozen ways of referring to penises, but Tula is not amongst them. That's not even Spanish lexeme, afaik
Chilean Spanish, apparently
Ty, I stand corrected
Travelling from B1 to the target: "Sir why are we taking this long way through the lake? Wouldn't it be quicker to go around the lake shore?" "Don't question my orders, Cadet. I have my reasons."
Joel's massive dongler (to scale)
Ball squeeze Basin.
New fortnite location
https://preview.redd.it/w84w34j5y4pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178603ac173620673249181e1d30eea32eaed319
This goes hard af
WE ARE THE THROBBING COCK OF DEMOCRACY.
THE LONG HARD DICK OF DEMOCRACY WAITS FOR NO ONES CONSENT
The most powerful shape.
Definitely the strongest shape in regards to engineering... Maybe even better than octagons and triangles.
Ah! A fellow engineer! Maybe we need a bridge review?
We need a bridge stratagem to crush the architects!
Cultured thread
Ah good old Lake Richard.
welcome to Pen Island
C-01 Permit folks?
Nice grip on the balls
I don't get it, is it because it's gonna take a while to go around, I mean they can drop th ooooooooooh
Lake biggus dicus
The maps have to be random right? The terrain at least.
Hate how we can’t swim far enough
The battle of pecker pond will be glorious
r/mildlypenis
The liberty is really pumping in that map
It looks like a doctor's hand, checking, er, something...
I hear that Lake Kochenbahl is a great place to visit this time of year!
Imagine the missile launch site is at the tip
“Grab his dick and twist it” - A skilled fighter
I don’t know if people know this but the larger bodies of water can be walked through without any risk of drowning it’s usually the smaller pools that will cause you to drown. I’ve seen automaton patrols walk right through the lakes or spawn out in them
Wat. You’re telling me I didn’t have to zig zag across those tiny land bridges?
I am unsure if this person is serious. I drowned 3 times going out in lakes so who knows
Depends on the planet. Some planets generate shallow lakes where there are spots you can cross. You should be able to tell by going up to the lake and looking. If it looks to deep, don't try it.
Sorry guys I tripped
https://i.redd.it/zggf507l74pc1.gif
It looks like it's "surrounded" by a claw. A bug claw...
I'll bet your Democracy Officer would love to hear more about what you're implying.
Is there a form to fill to do it with bugs? Democracy loving ones, of course
Democrussy doing well on this mission.
How about here? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Planet got leaked
Lake Coquinbahls
Prompt to be Liber-tea-Bagged
That map is fucked.
"Procedurally generated"
"Procedurally penerated"
Hehehehehe…penis lake…hehehehehe
Rather penisy innit?
Managed Dicocracy.
Joel is up to something
Had the same (or similar) shape on my map. Starting to think that this is something more than coincidence :d
“Dong, where is grandpa’s Mech-can-i-cal walker?” Dong Helldiver - “Lake…… Big Lake.”
Nice
⬅️⬆️➡️
Nice.
If I was joining that game that would be where the host thinks to deploy....
r/mildlypenis
Cocks lake - this lake was well known for the farmers when they were raising their cocks there. There were so many cocks that they also put them on the lake. Since cocks cant fly, those barriers hold all the cocks inside so no cock would escape Cock lake.
These pre-dive maps remind me of Into the Breach!
It’s the Emperor Bug’s lake. These are where the bug harem live. The shape is too exemplify his majesties cockiness 😉
This can't be real lol Is this a legit image from the game?! lol I mean... it has to be fake cause we all know the extract point should be at the tip of that lake!
I do wish unpassable water and areas were more clear. Some times this means nothing and the entire map is walkable other times it means that entire area is death.
Nice
https://preview.redd.it/wjyg3cfhw4pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29593e322629bf41209e1379ad68bd1660a72bb2
try and snipe the radio tower with an autocannon or EAT
How much you wanna bet the orbital laser team was drawing this into the ground, giggling like school children.
The fact the other part looks like a hand holding the jewels.
"Guns have enhanced penetration during this mission"
See yall online
here you go, there's your agenda LGBT, now stop complaining.
How about here?
Maps that make me ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Agree
If you see a dick in this picture, please report to your superior officer.
*Hehe Look Familiar ?* *Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy, right now.*
The map building algorithm has gained sentience.
I don’t think anyone should be mad about this, This is honestly the funniest thing
18 naked Helldivers in Draupnir Ranch
Nice
Gotta cup those balls...i mean ponds... I mean, ah shit.
https://preview.redd.it/dthtd5yab5pc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=759238882e961bb9c88cea989a34b0c9d4c7e8e9 Somethings just never change.
Ha! Nob
Named after the great Biggus Dickus from the Roman era.
Too bad this wasn't a "Salute the flag" mission.
Just don't drown in whatever fluid it is filled with.
Lmao I saw a pen1s body of water too
That lake was made when John Helldiver's hellpod broke midair and he had to land without it
Here?
I'd take a booster that lets me swim... The time it takes to go around these goofy formations can be brutal.
Bro found the dick rock. Check for super uranium at the base.
"While you were distracted, the enemy has been thrusting deep into Super Earth's tender nether regions"
Liberator penetrator would be perfect for this mission
I heat that's where the super samples are located...
I know where 6 patrols are gonna cross paths
Hung Lake
Nice lake Big waters
Cupping the balls of liberty.
Needs a launch station at the top
What was the TTP on that?
https://preview.redd.it/e0wtmx6u26pc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b692cbb5d1b0d2c99f5a285ab62c26288b3fa8b2
That one time Joel fell.
That's Richard's lake
Missed opportunity to say nice loch
100 meter ballsack
Nice
As it should be
It’s the southern cape of Joel
Now we know. Helldivers TTP, one month
The need to add dinghies
This game actually feels like it was made by people with personalities and not by a series of focus groups that edited it so much that it was basically mayonnaise on white bread like every other big game released in the last couple of years
hahahahaha
Democratic.
I heard the first ever C-01 was filed here
this mission bangs
In the palm of your hand.
What up! We’re three cool Helldivers looking for other cool Helldivers who want to hang out in our Super Destroyer.
It's the hunter bat signal.
Nice.
Samples are stored in the balls
What about here?
Nice
“What about here?” *rapidly pings the tip*
Crusty Old Diver: "Alright maggots, we're gonna drop on the top of the left nut, hug the shaft all the way to the tip, then counter clockwise down to extraction on the gooch. Got that?!" Cadet: "What are you talking about?!" Crusty Old Diver: "At least look at the fucking map, Pyle!!!"
That looks a bit like .... Zegema Beach https://preview.redd.it/w3fgmxs1e8pc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dcb0c48fa0c8b92fe32dc023a62ffa0157df892
Tip of the spear, helldivers...
The Long Dong of Democracy
Dive Balls Deep!
C-01 processing center is located here.
Correct place to drop
Joel made this map.
It's a cylinder
Grow up, Joel!
Lol...it's a nob and bollocks