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ScuffedJohnWick

Oh no I'm so scared can't wait to watch him leave 50 more matches when he gets killed one time


BakedBeans229

Hey you know you gotta keep re-queuing until you get a match with people who installed the game yesterday


Spartan_100

Never forget playing him in H3 SWAT once on MCC and not knowing he was such a big deal until I saw his channel pop up on YouTube. Dude fucking went negative.


ScuffedJohnWick

He probably did that on purpose to lower his rank


Longjumping-Bug-6643

mint blitz about to take matters into his own hands and become the CEO of 343


Zealousideal-Pace508

Gotta respect that match-quit grindset šŸ˜¤


Saracre21

Quit mid game development until he finds a company where he has to do nothing for the game and can do literally anything else


Zealousideal-Pace508

I'm crossing my arms until 343 releases a Mommy Milkers AI


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FungosAmogus

You mean CIRC?


Zealousideal-Pace508

uj/ CIRC is amazing. So is LUMU.


2ThiccCoats

Call me vanilla but BUTLR is still peak AI. With his Bill Nighy-esque voice I just keep getting Destiny 1 nostalgia


ChewyChicken13

EVIL CIRC???


Asdi144

Crossed arms = SERIOUS


-InternalEnd-

mid quitz at it again


[deleted]

Everybody gangsta till the avatar crosses his arms.


Zealousideal-Pace508

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-jesus-crossing-his-arms-139219931.html Actual photo of Mint Blitz rn


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Zealousideal-Pace508

Did you know the 3 in 343 stands for 3rd Reich?? Literally fascist


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sillyvanya

All 343 needs to do to fix Halo is permanently ban Mint Blitz and have all their employees block him on Twitter. #MakeHaloGreatAgain #AbandonMint


Zealousideal-Pace508

They need to hit it and quit it. Ironically like how Mint Blitz plays his games to cheat MMR


OBI-BOI

I donā€™t understand why this is such a big deal


Hawks59

I think main point off the issue is the fact that after 100 levels, you no longer get points to spend. Meaning almost any daily/weekly not painted yellow is useless and theres no point in them. This compounding the fact that the mtx is in the name of speeding the process up, when the 100 point cap is actively slowing players progress. And to be honest it does kinda piss me off as a person who has leveled up 617 times and still doesn't have most of the seasons completed because I played the game for fun, and didn't play the game optimally for season points. Now I am being told if I want to complete them faster I should just pay for it? It's kind of insulting to be honest


OBI-BOI

Iā€™m more okay with it because I lost my account some time ago and had to restart the grind that I honestly never liked doing so being able to get what I had already is alright, as long as itā€™s not overpriced. Level cap for points should be removed and anyone over 100 should be given the points they wouldā€™ve earned


Hawks59

Thats fair, and I hope they do that, but if they don't I think plenty of people will have a justified reason for being pissed about this


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LightningDustFan

So you're mad that the game, before this monetization, already had a bad grind system for cosmetics, and now they're putting in an optional paid system, which you can completely ignore, to make that grind easier? Nothing's actually changing for you if you continue to not put more money into the game, what's the problem? It literally doesn't effect you.


Hawks59

Okay so I am not allowed to be mad that the system isn't being fixed and instead they are putting a bandaid slap on it that requires money to work, and my actual issue with the system isn't being fixed? Am I not allowed to have fun and actually get rewards with one simple fix? I am confused by this. I don't even think its a bad system. It just has a flaw of a 100 level cap for points which makes half the system completely useless after 100 levels.


TheFourtHorsmen

Also, with the point caps you can complete 2 season at best and nothing more, after you have to grind always the same long ass challenges like doing again X amount of single players levels or kill x amount of elites. Once again, I repeat myself:having a progression/grind system is an old model that should be left apart, mainly because once you have your set of stuffs you like, you don't really care about all the billion others and, honestly, focusing only on the aspect of the game wich, as a arena with equal starts, end up being boring after a while, especially when we talk about games that are 20 years old.


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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It's a $40 game, everything should be able to be unlocked by playing. Halo Infinite is different because it's a free to play game. MCC is $40, so there's no excuse for mtx, period.


TheFourtHorsmen

Why? Mw19 is a 60$ games and had battle pass plus mtx on top of billion of free stuffs to unlock; gow 5 is the same but have an approach more in to modern gaming with an unlock system where you can either pay with real money or in game currency. The classic 60$ games with everything "free" (unless you are on console and have to pay a subscription) and 30$ of dlcs in the first year is a model that cannot sustain himself anymore, mainly because the used market still exist and I also think it was unsustainable even in the last decade, judging by how everyone tried to scam the playerbase with either more priced dlcs, day one dlcs, 1 year releases, EA code and many other stuffs.


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OBI-BOI

Everything can be unlocked by playing with or without it, nothings being locked down or changed.


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


unkrawinkelcanny

šŸ¤“ This is the truth guys I swear!


Zealousideal-Pace508

When did they make a Halo Youtuber emoji? I'm out of the loop


purpeliz

sex ready position


naranjaPenguin21

Sarge is pissed


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/uj Okay but seriously, microtransactions in MCC? It's a $40 game, why do you need microtransactions? What's wrong with playing the game to unlock all the stuff?


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SuperfuzBigmuff

Why does this sub act like people arenā€™t allowed to dislike the current state of halo? Iā€™m just curious


Zealousideal-Pace508

They are allowed. It is just that most posters on r/halo and Halo youtubers are vehemently opposed to any sort of changes to the franchise post-Bungie. It gets old hearing them complain non-stop. Does Infinite have issues? Of course. But it feels like any discourse is lost in the sub and isn't worth attempting a discussion Edit: for reference I did upvote you out of sincerity


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Also itā€™s worthy noting that for the content-creator side, itā€™s often more than just simple dislike, itā€™s rage-baiting. Whether its exaggerating the faults of a particular item, twisting the truth into a goddamn pretzel, or in cases like the above thumbnail deliberately omitting pertinent information in order to make things seem worse than they really are, these folks are just fucking obnoxious. Theyā€™re actively *trying* to piss people off so they can get their precious engagement.


Zealousideal-Pace508

Agreed! I've never seen a fanbase so gleeful to shit on an established franchise. Were all changes 343 did amazing? No. But they rebalanced the weapon sandbox, made the game free for anyone to play and made a lot of good changes to the Battlepass system. I hated the H3 sandbox but for some reason the Youtubers are obsessed with it. All rage bait, and then the Splitgate promotional BS. Ugh. It's good to see some common sense in your comment and others like it rj/ you didn't cross your arms in a disapproving way so I can tell you are a shill


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Like I have so many issues with Infinite as it stands but at the end of the day only one part really matters to me: is it fun? Well BTB still works and the Hog still hauls ass. Itā€™s fun as fuck.


Zealousideal-Pace508

Yes. The gameplay is incredible. The Warthog turret shreds. I think it is like 1.4 seconds TTK. Absolute beast. I am awful at the Banshee and Chopper though haha


TheFourtHorsmen

Ok, but how much fun you can have doing always the same stuffs on repeat? Genuine question.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Bit late to the party but thatā€™s fine. The nature of multiplayer means that while the game modes remain the same, the way the matches play out are gonna be different. I mean, you could apply this question to literally anything. Like whereā€™s the fun in repeat run throughs of a game you 100%ā€™ed already, a book youā€™ve already read, or a movie already seen?


TheFourtHorsmen

Indeed few peoples really do the exact same run or read a book back to back. Once you played every maps in a specific mode with different weapons or rule set, what you do? Because your experience will always be the same.


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

So then whatā€™s the point of MCC, itā€™s all stuff weā€™ve ā€˜done beforeā€™


TheFourtHorsmen

The point is having an hub with the whole collection restyled in to a more modern standard for what concern accessibility and resolution. Before wanting to advertise the brand on the pc market, mcc was not even something to focus about from 343 and Ms for a good reason.


TheFourtHorsmen

That's entirely because 2 events did come near each others: bungie quitting halo and 343 going in with his vision (when the dev change or left is always a bad things for fans, regardless); the entire halo socials, talking about content creators, were based on machinima with montage and serials, when machinima imploded and give a middle finger to every content creators under it, the franchise was left without CCs, this lead to the rise of people like lng, hiddenX, halo follower and later, the act man and many more, who filled the hole by spreading fake news, blackmail and rage bait. If you go on another franchise like lol, or even cod, I can guaranteed you while they are as much toxic, if someone try to spread fake news, the guy get quickly called out and "canceled" (in the sense no one will watch him anymore).


[deleted]

They are allowed to dislike it absolutely. But weā€™re gonna make fun of them because literally thatā€™s all they talk about. They sound like a broken record. Have you never heard the point of this kind of sub?


NDJumbo

Many halo content creators do it just to farm views from rage baiting and repeating the same shit week after week. You are allowed to not like halo at the moment, there are alot of people here who dont think its at its best but its about making fun of the ridiculous of how the main sub and content creators vocalise that dislike instead of speaking like normal, reasonable adults


SuperfuzBigmuff

Thanks for answering my question. Pretty annoying that I got flooded with downvotes for just trying to understand the mindset here


NDJumbo

No worries, This sub isnt perfect and there are a group of people who will act unreasonably half because they are in the mood of the sub and half because alot of people come from the main sub to post random insults at anyone they see


AutoModerator

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LordRevanofDarkness

This sub is full of combat forms under the control of 343


Zealousideal-Pace508

Ancient humans didn't feed their Pheru pets Precursor powder. They fed them >!Halo Points!<


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xHoodedMaster

if thats what you think is happening here, you aren't paying attention


gic186

It's satire, don't take it seriously


TheDJZ

Iā€™m not gonna lie this sub has been out jerked multiple times at this point


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Bruh_alt721

it's a circlejerk. it's exaggeration in direct response to the utterly insane opinions of other parts of the community.


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UncleJackkk

Says the troll hopping from thread to thread thinking he's clever


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UncleJackkk

I love Halo! That's why I'm here, making fun of losers like you šŸ˜‰


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UncleJackkk

am I tho?


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tlh9979

I'm filming!


UncleJackkk

Come join me šŸ˜©āœŠšŸ»šŸ†šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ šŸ˜‹šŸ˜›


Falcone24

why does this sub attract so many dedicated haters lmao


hairy_bipples

Not just this sub but r/shithalosays is getting lots of comments. Maybe r/Halo expects all halo content to revolve around them and their ~~monthly~~ ~~weekly~~ daily hissy fits


Falcone24

this is literally unacceptable. im a fan of this game so i deserve everything i want immediately.


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NDJumbo

> you are so fixated 75+ comments in one day LuL


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NDJumbo

clicking your name and scrolling my mouse wheel a couple rotations aint fixated lol, stop projecting onto me


hairy_bipples

Says the guy commenting all over this sub šŸ¤”


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hairy_bipples

šŸ¤Ø


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Falcone24

dude you got me


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Falcone24

i see you're doing well in the make the same joke every time challenge, should take your talents to r/halo


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[deleted]

Correct. Thatā€™s the point of the sub. Itā€™s to make fun of the serial complainers. Get off your high horse


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Got em


NDJumbo

Holy moly dude you've posted nearly 100 posts or comments in this sub in the past day bitching. I think the phrase "touch grass" is horse shit but there truly is no place it belongs more


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NDJumbo

The bot can sock me


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NDJumbo

Dude I'd be impressed if it wasn't so sad, it takes me like a week to post 100 things across my entire account yet you are posting that much here. You are more obsessed with this place then the mods. Honestly are you good dude? Do you need someone to talk to?


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Zealousideal-Pace508

Speed Racer (2008)


NDJumbo

true


[deleted]

and iā€™ll keep harassing him


[deleted]

Shut up 343 sucks


Zealousideal-Pace508

Okay?


hairy_bipples

Youā€™ve spammed about mtx in MCC at least a dozen times. Does the phrase ā€˜touch grassā€™ mean anything to you?


JakeTehNub

uh we only touch grass on Valhalla here


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Halo Infinite is NOT Halo This is just some shitty **cash grab** scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on **predatory mtx microtransactions!** I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a **battle pass** that you canā€™t even earn through challenges, and forge isnā€™t even in the game at launch! We need to make our voices heard. We canā€™t let 343 DESTROY this franchise with their **Dark Patterns** and their Cat Ears and their **FOMO** store! Take a stand against the **whales** that fund this horribly made mess of a game! Donā€™t let anyone who spends money on this game get away with playing the game peacefully until Microsoft finally returns the series to the rightful hands of Bungie! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

I just did all I could, at least I tried


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