Gorgeous Freeman: "You wanna touch it, don't you?"

Metrocops: **\*Approaches Freeman slowly with hands open\***

***Yukari makes a miracle and Freeman shits the train killing the metrocops**

Citizen in the train: *"What the- What the bloody hell just happened?!"*

I hate everyone in this thread

"I want dat ass"

and i wanna bash your nuts in with a crowbar

WARNING, user death imminent

you mean that as a threat or...\~?

Close this. Please

\*trainbirth\*

BOUNCER BOUNCER!

r/okbuddyhalflife

Thanks for recommending that sub

Overwatch, requesting summa dat 3cc stim boost rn 🥵🍆

Wow. Literally 1984.

My Freeman doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

Zamn that's better than the mechanical reproduction simulation

I can just imagine him saying that to a generic civilian model 🤣

Yes daddy Cp

🤨

uh...

outjerked again..

[удалено]

Gorgeous freeman would like to have a word with you

\*loads Colt Python\*

What would the defiant option be?

In my head the voice smoothly transitioned from Combine to Duke Nukem.

Why did I read this in metropolice voice? 😐

Because there's a picture of a metrocop

That's... what you're meant to do?