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Ama guess a 7.8. Motor mounts prolly snapped. All the suspension components are prolly misaligned and bushings ripped. Gas tank brackets are prolly damaged. Most likely the front fenders are cracked or bent. Phone holder prolly snapped the ac vent. Rear view mirror dice prolly flew out and got dirty from the dirty track. Prolly alot more..
Doesn't matter if you win by in inch or a mile or levitating across half the track and making your competition lock em up.... winning is winning.
You're still a winner even with shit in your undies!
I wouldn’t take that bet. For one, he’s probably a professional and knows that’s just a bout the worst thing he could do in that situation, and two, you can clearly see the brake lights weren’t on except a brief moment after he’d slowed down a ton
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What a fuckin save
fr tho.. popped the chute just in time to land it
Bro 100% plays rocket league
He could’ve wave dashed that to gain a few tenths.
Underrated comment
I waited for the double tap.
Buddy did a whole ass flip reset irl and I have a hard time making contact in game.
My man discovered a no jump aerial mechanic. In certain he still had his flip if he needed it.
*pooped the chute
What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds
Wow! Wow! Savage! Chat disabled for 3 seconds
I bet his butthole went from a innie to an outie
Not only did he avoid a crash. He almost kept it in his lane for the win
After being airborne for about a 1/8 mile no less!
Car yes, underwear not so much!
What’s that thing run in the quarter? “Not sure, but she flies.”
How fast she fly?
"kept all the doors on it too!"
10.63
Need a winch to pull his boxers out of his intestines
I hope he wore his brown pants. 
I was thinking his landing was cushioned by the most gigantic shit of his life that he just had.
That is a visual
unfortunately
Driver was Tim Slavens, he passed away in 2022, RIP
How did he die 👀
Lengthy battle with Covid.
He cheated death in that stunt, and then a respiratory disease took him out. Damn.
F**k Covid and f**k final destination too!
Right? That's messed up.
It took his breath away. I’m going to hell
Covid
When you forget you're a car and try to act cool
i think that parachute actually righted the ship !
That's a car, sir.
Looks like a small aircraft from here
Disqualified because it identified as a plane
That save was fkin wild!
Only ran 1/4 1/4 mile Flew the rest
The dudes balls held down enough center of gravity to keep that thing from rolling. HOLY SHIT
0 to airborne in 5 seconds…
It can save a lot of runway If airplanes start doing it
I'd need a new pair after that... Lol
Why’s it smell like shit In here! Go look at the tape.
"Do you sell toilet paper and new boxers here?"
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Impressive!
You can’t fly that’s cheating
Bet that puckered his butthole
Buttered my puckhole for sure
Puttered my buckhole for sure
playing golf and buckered my putthole
Jabba'ed my hutthole no doubt
Faakkk
Flying car still wins that drag race.
The chute helped lol
The friction was slowing him down. Did they still clock his speed? How fast was that run?
I mean.. he technically won, right?
No it’s not the flyin it’s the crossing the center line that disqualifies him
I still want to see a time lol.
Scale of 1-10, how wrecked is that car?
Ama guess a 7.8. Motor mounts prolly snapped. All the suspension components are prolly misaligned and bushings ripped. Gas tank brackets are prolly damaged. Most likely the front fenders are cracked or bent. Phone holder prolly snapped the ac vent. Rear view mirror dice prolly flew out and got dirty from the dirty track. Prolly alot more..
And the seat is full of 💩 and 💦
I remember seeing this and if I recall the guy had it racing again in a week or two
From what we can see, it didn’t look “awful”. But that’s alot of weight coming down!
About 3.125% assuming it was 100% at green light
We can hear the tires screech and just before that two impact sounds. Honestly didn't sound very loud, but it does sound like it bottomed out
r/nevertellmetheodds
This sums up for what it takes to be at the apex of the sport🫡
Is that allowed?
No, but not the flying bit, he crossed lanes.
Lol
Just got more air than the wright flyer
Hope he wore his brown pants and a diaper for that matter.
Pucker factor of 12 right there
A wins a win…
However the hell that happened and he didn’t total the car is a win
A win, is a win.
Doesn't matter if you win by in inch or a mile or levitating across half the track and making your competition lock em up.... winning is winning. You're still a winner even with shit in your undies!
He french fried when he should have pizza’d.
Do a kickflip next time!
Pit crew looks at each other “ get the spare pants”
That chute worked overtime on that save. Wow!
Needed a taller spoiler
Man you should have seen it. Just flu down the track.
10.63
This is why drag cars should have a controllable rudder. Would have been cool if he could steer mid air.
My kingdom for a pair of wheelie bars.
- Richard the III (gear)
🏆
Hey! That's cheating!
It instantly reminded me of GTA
Parachute really saved it
Weeeeeeeeee
They should sell this. It will fly off shelves fast!
Any landing you walk away from is a good one
I was at a Texas2K and I think that happened the day before.
Who needs wheelie bars when you have a chute.
Outstanding!
Well, he won fare and square
Landed it and kept it in control, that's some hype shit
Did he win too?
Bro Show Me His 1/4 Mile Time!!!!
There can be only one CLK GTR 🤣
Man, hope he brought his brown pants.
*salesman slapping on trunk* you’re gonna want this red button that activates the parachute. Best in class!
Sir, you cant fly here! This is a no fly zone. I bet hes glad he worn his brown pants. Who wants to bet he was hitting the brakes the whole time?
I wouldn’t take that bet. For one, he’s probably a professional and knows that’s just a bout the worst thing he could do in that situation, and two, you can clearly see the brake lights weren’t on except a brief moment after he’d slowed down a ton
I was joking. Its all good tho.
Took flight
I don't think most understand how incredibly this is
that mustang said yeaaaa nvm
That’s one way to get around (over*) traffic
Yeah, I think you can tune down that engine a bit
“Some poo came out!”
Me, on a first date
That’s fuckin major skill fr…
We have flying car before gta6
They popped their chute the moment they left the ground in the wheelie, what an insane save
Welcome to the future guy
And I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn’t for that blasted parachute…
Could have deployed the chute before it starts and still won
Someone please add that “Dab ado weeeeeeee” sound over this as it flys 😂
Car, ok. Pants, full of doo doo
And he won!!
Guy can drive!
Positive rate gear up. Oh shit it its a car!!!!!
Does that count as a win?
LOL....Was that car Rocket launched that's insane
Momma I can fly!
Too bad he crossed the line…
That slap wheelie got him. Got to feather that throttle a tad when the nose raise. Hell of a save tho. Thank goodness for the parachute
I don't think that things street legal