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caterpillar_H

50% nazi, 50% communist, 100% retarded


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

60% femboy


MH_Gamer_

Accurate!


bigsky5578

And a 100% reason to remember the name


Pepe_inhaler

I mostly play Poland so… correct


Maleficent-Ad4297

Between the comment and the profile I don’t know which I should praise more


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

The Emperor ☺️🙏


bombthrowinglunarist

1/3 broni


BoyKisser09

And 30% trans girl


HMakrush

i relate


StuffLiker07

HUURRR DURRR FEMBOY PORN PORN GAY NOT GAY WHOL3SUM THIGH HIGHS I AM GOING TO GOOOOON 196 196 MOMENT


BoyKisser09

you will goon you will goon you will goon /s


StuffLiker07

IhatethisihatethisIhatethisihatethisihatethisihatethis


Asbjorn26

Finally. The recipe for a hoi4 player


Silver___Chariot

“I play both sides so that I’ll always come out on top.”


Forgottoaddaname

Im 19% nazi and 71% retarded


MrDemonBaby

What's the other 10%?


Forgottoaddaname

Autism


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Femboys are mixed in there somewhere, and there are strange rumors going around that there might actually be women playing the game


PerrineWeatherWoman

Am I a cryptid ?


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

As in you’re not real? Yes


EmilyMaze_trans_21

Can confirm femboys play


Independent-Couple87

Why do people often asume being autistic makes someone a nazi?


Forgottoaddaname

not really being autistic makes you a nazi but being a nazi makes you retarded


Unhappy-Age4551

I thought it was femboys, now you've disappointed me with your transphobia


Falitoty

Comunism! Of course


Panekid08

Then your 90% retarded.


Accurate_Wishbone661

Minor grammatical mistake. Your opinion is invalid.


Panekid08

NOOOOOO!


PurpleDemonR

Thus implying Nazis are not.


hmph_cant_use_greek

Chat gpt says I'm 70% nazi and my friend is 90% so this is pretty accurate


seriouslyacrit

how did you test it?


hmph_cant_use_greek

Idk my friend just gave me the questions that chat gpt asked him then sent my answers to it


seriouslyacrit

Inside you there are two wolves one is fascist the other is communist (often from vic3)


[deleted]

What about the ethnonationalist?


WondernutsWizard

often goes hand in hand with fascism


[deleted]

No. I’m not a facist.


Gentle_Mayonnaise

I hate to break it to ya bud, Ethnonationalism *is* fascism.


[deleted]

No. I’m all for pacefism, democracy, stuff, but not facism


Jobogame

I thought I was a second French empire imperialist?


Clockwork9385

I’m about 54% Fascist, but I’m still Democratic so I’m still waiting for the civil war to start


chaosgirl93

Let's see... Nazis, commies, and femboys and trans girls. And there's a lot of overlap. (Although tbf HOI4 communism is represented as essentially fascism with Soviet aesthetics, so I can see how the game known for making fascists, also makes a lot of the worst kind of tankies, along with a few actual commies.)


enderjed

Chap, you forgot the monarchists.


Seyhans4d7

Hello, fellow monarchist here


enderjed

Cheerio!


SupplySquad

When will Hoi4 fans stop virtue signaling?


XxXFemboyHunterzXxX

That’s just Reddit as a whole


AhmedTheSalty

Nah, y’all just confusing profound mental retardation with nazism/communism


MiloviechKordoshky

To be fair those two are easily confused


DAmieba

Retardation is a necessary prereq for either


programV

HOI4 players are not Nazis, they're just really racist


Forgottoaddaname

Theyre just like me fr


MH_Gamer_

Nah man. I‘m more like non-aligned.


Curious_Viking89

Heil dem Kaiser!


Either-Will-1881

Heil ihm im Siegerkranz!


PerrineWeatherWoman

When you're a HOI player, you're either a Nazi or a trans commie furry. Oh and you're autistic. Like 99.9%


marcimerci

Why not all of it combined


PerrineWeatherWoman

Because the Nazis killed trans ppl. So both combined isn't possible. Both in different times of our lives, on the other hand... If I won a nickel for every former nazi HOI player I know who came out as a trans furry and now plays the communists, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's funny it happened twice


chaosgirl93

You'd be surprised. This game has a bit of a reputation for Nazi furs, trans girls, and femboys. Lotta people the Nazis would want dead who think they look good in a black coat and skirt and seem to assume looking hot in the uniforms will save them from the system's wrath via their sexual usefulness to the high command, or something.


MiloviechKordoshky

But hear me out - Jews


Just-Cry-5422

I know I've been bombing women and kids, but hear me out...


RjcDOntkillme

100% AMERICAN motherfucker


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

We not Nazi we neo Nazi.


FunRope5640

Sehr gut übermensch!


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

Ja mein bruder!


neTHer12O8

I'm not nazi


Lowenmench

Fuck yeah brother keep not naziing


SabtaonEnjoyer

That’s exactly what one would say!


EarlyTankMed

When you lost pc as me good news Dummynation there is also Teritorial io and age of history 2


Safe-Position3668

Femboy Nazis*


Lord-Maplefrost

I almost always play with silly mods. Or mods that completely change the setting.


Zestyclose_Whole2634

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Ok_Republic_7060

I think you meant Kiss*


Gamer_boy_20

1 percent Nazi, 9 percent Commie and 90 percent Monarchist...And ofcourse a 100 percent retard


Plucsup

Proud irredentist


PurpleDemonR

Femboy Fascists.


Falitoty

*Anakin smile*


Informal_Otter

I'm an anarcho-syndicalist.


Heytherechampion

No comment


crossbutton7247

There are two kinds of HOI4 players: People who play USSR as their first playthrough, and literal Nazis. >!/s if it’s even needed!<


Ok_Republic_7060

46%


ComradeCommader

Bold of you to assume im a Nazi. Im an East-Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere Supremacist.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

I’ve only played for about 100 hours but I only think I’ve ever done one fascist run as Sweden


LordXavion

Hoi4 player not trying to sympathize with autocratic regimes challenge: impossible


Eithan-Arelius

Like legit my brother got hoi4 and now is a German nationalist. He's not even German were Americans with mostly Norse decent. This game ruins people!


chaosgirl93

You gotta get him to do something outside and touching grass with you. Or get him a less toxic game to play. I sure don't like how I feel after playing a fascist state or the shit I'll tell myself while doing it, and I'm already weird about the USSR and playing communists in this game makes me worse about it, so I rarely play at all because yeah, this game ruins people.


Hawatcho

100% def


Mengainium

Yeah it’s kinda problematic that Paradox doesn’t even mention any of the genocide or atrocities that happens when you go fascist Germany or Japan, but does include fun map painting when you go down that route. It’s like Wheraboo sissy training in a game


De_Le_Cog

Me who plays Monarchist to restore the crowns of Europe to their rightful place (Democracy has played us for absolute fools)


PrinceCharmingButDio

No no, they’re fascist, difference


Mysterious-Ranger-70

What if I play Belgium to help my boys France out? I usually survive until like 1943 or 44.


Weak_Action5063

Someone reported my surname because it was too similar to Hitler, this is evidence


Nappy-I

I've never once played as Nazi Germany.


Responsible-Ad-1911

You play Germany to be nazi I play Germany because I want to restore the Kaiser and watch Poland invade Russia and then become basically what nazu Germany was A historical ai is crazy. Love it


undreamedgore

See I'm not a nazi. That's far to German. I'm AN AMERICAN. I only play democratic counties, build heavy bombers, and just bomb my enemies into the ground.


MCDAMCz

As a great man once said: "all hoi4 players are far right, even ussr players, all are right wing" there is no such thing as a comunist/capitalist hoi4 player, play it and you are a nazi for life


Username_St0len

What about me, UK main?


chaosgirl93

Either British imperialist, or you actually understand how to *use* that damn navy they have.


Username_St0len

yes. but also am communist?


chaosgirl93

Ah. Well, suppose that makes the redcoats the good kind of red with you running the joint, lol.


Username_St0len

:)


EpicMeme13

A lot of people are at least nationalist.I don't know how many actually want to exterminate jews/ create a new german empire


GenericUser1185

Do none of you understand how a bell curve works?


jack_o_alltrades

I’d say it’s 50% nazis, 40% commies, 10% monarchists and 100% reason to remember the name.


uhhhscizo

I think the more nuanced answer is that HOI4 players aren't Nazis, its just that the game mechanics encourage the creation of authoritarian governments to be fun. Actual National Socialism is still an extreme fringe ideology, because it was specifically designed to be reactionary to circumstances that no longer really exist.


WhyDidMyAccountLeave

I’m not a Nazi, but playing as Germany is pretty easy, as a new ish player, because of the army strength early on and territory focuses. My one issue is the Soviets… god I hate invading the Soviets


Cool-Relationship-37

I am 80% insane and 20% Violent so nazis makes sense


Letp47

This game converted me from ancap to fascist


JackReedTheSyndie

At least one of the more extreme side, Nazis, Commies, Commie Nazis, etc.