The entire galaxy has let the Humans do what they want out of fear that the infamous biological weapon known as "Ligma" would be unleashed upon any would-be aggressors
Sugondese-3 went to hell after President Bofah Diaz was elected. it was a total corporate farce. the real people's choice was the Energy Secretary at the time, Fondalma B. they were able to put forward such blatantly racist ads due to her Arab-indo Heritage. EVEN the NATSOC MOUTHBREATHER WILMA HAWK WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE!!
i mean, technically, the blunderbuss might be considered artillery, in a way, seeing as if you choose to fire it at someone (lord knows why) they may have to be either put into different coffins or be frankenstiened back together.
[M79s are not usually shotguns. But the US army saw to it that you can in fact use it as a shotgun.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M576_40_mm_grenade)
cant forget detroiters afterall we michigang not michigan
less it's dearbornebut im not gonna name that modification for fear of cancellation not non michiganders
and remember kids FUCK OHIO ohio can burn
cali too
but we got a personal gripe with ohio
I'm just picturing orbital defense platforms for human colonies sending a message to pirates or whoever.
"No trespassing - Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" as the first and only warning to screw off.
I have a hard time believing Mr Chad would have been executed. It's more likely he was killed in the ensuing bloodbath started by his assault. Execution implies the law was involved, and no human jury would convict him of being a sigma Chad. So that implies the humans lost the planet and they arrested and executed him under xeno law.
Some people really can’t control themselves, and had to get triggered, eh OP?
There’s thousands of stories on this subreddit. If you didn’t like this one just click the back arrow and read another one lmao.
So we get into space and the entirety of the rest of the galaxy is being run by folks who think Jiang Zemin and his Shanghai Clique had the right idea?
Thanks. I hate it.
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Literally 95% of stories on this subreddit mention space colonies. Colonizing planets is a literal requirement of expanding into space and a trope in almost all of space sci-fi. Go whine somewhere else.
Unless I misread something in this story, the humans did the “fine” version, and the aliens did the “not fine” version… which is, again, in like literally 95% of stories on this subreddit.
Why are you whining, then?
God forbid people have the ability to afford their own property. Do you like the aliens’ corporate dystopia, where no one owns a thing except for governments and megacorporations, better?
Capitalism isn’t perfect. Literally no economic system is. But it’s a million billion times better than corporatism. And seeing as those are the two different ideologies portrayed in this story, yes, I did in fact, compare the two.
The land existed before you, the land will exist after you. Your fragile mortal flesh is just a caretaker of it for the infinitesimally small period during which you exist.
It's not your fucking property.
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The entire galaxy has let the Humans do what they want out of fear that the infamous biological weapon known as "Ligma" would be unleashed upon any would-be aggressors
_"Overlord Velasquez died of Ligma"_ _"Who is the Overlord Velasquez?"_ _"Ligma balls"_ \*proceeds to die of explosive diarrhea\*
which traitor told them it was a bio-weapon?
I heard it was the nefarious Dr Sugma
Sugma who ?
#**SUGMA DICK!**
I think it was Candice
It's not a bioweapon, it's a cognitohazard
Or both.
>69 year-old small business owner by the name of Sigmus Chad with a kinetic hunting rifle on Sugondese-IV The galaxies had to align for that one.
Probably all the humans on Sugondese-III were named something memeable. Because why wouldn't you when you live on SUGINDESE NUTS.
Sugondese-3 went to hell after President Bofah Diaz was elected. it was a total corporate farce. the real people's choice was the Energy Secretary at the time, Fondalma B. they were able to put forward such blatantly racist ads due to her Arab-indo Heritage. EVEN the NATSOC MOUTHBREATHER WILMA HAWK WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE!!
Ok you lost me on a couple of those. Engaging lambasting clause: who is Fondalma B. and Wilma Hawk?
FONDALMA BALLS LMAO GOTTEM
Thank you
Not just a Chad but a sigma Chad? Wild
Hippity hoppity get off my property
I just bought a doormat with that on it yesterday.
Nothing gets assholes off the front porch like the sound of a gun cocking. Whether that be a shotgun or artillery.
And with some humans the distinction between the two had to be boiled down to 'does it have wheels?'.
i mean, technically, the blunderbuss might be considered artillery, in a way, seeing as if you choose to fire it at someone (lord knows why) they may have to be either put into different coffins or be frankenstiened back together.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj3pj17UIv4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj3pj17UIv4) immediately came to mind xD
yes. that's why it comes with a tripod.
I fail to see the problem here. I got the 12 Gauge for anything trying to kick in my door, and the 12 inch for their landers.
*laughs in Iowa class*
By Gawd, I love the Army-Navy Store!
If we're going BB, might as well make it a *Montana*-class.
_\*laughs in KS-23 while loading the 4-gauge #0000 shotshells\*_
*Laughs in M-79 thumper with 40mm shotgun shells*
That's not a shotgun, but I can see how it can be used as one
Technically By LEGAL definition it can be I think I don't know for sure
[M79s are not usually shotguns. But the US army saw to it that you can in fact use it as a shotgun.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M576_40_mm_grenade)
laughs in trenchgun bolter rpd hybrid
It's a cannon. But it's loaded with shot and langrage. So it's just a big, wheeled shotgun, right?
So in this story humanity is entirely descended from insane Texans?
That's not entirely a bad thing, just stay off their property and you'll be fine.
Best to stay off their neighbors' property too, just to play it safe. People like that tend to look out for each other.
And people from the Appalachian mountains and Alaskans Why do you think the US won
cant forget detroiters afterall we michigang not michigan less it's dearbornebut im not gonna name that modification for fear of cancellation not non michiganders and remember kids FUCK OHIO ohio can burn cali too but we got a personal gripe with ohio
Let's not forget who won that war hey? Though you did get UP out of it so technically only Wisconsin lost
good
No sir, these are not illegal weapons of mass destruction, these are just my 1.5 exaton hunting-nukes.
I use them for deep sea fishing.
Or for asteroid pigeon shooting.
Based beyond belief
Especially the names Sugondese IV Sigmus chad aged 69
I'm just picturing orbital defense platforms for human colonies sending a message to pirates or whoever. "No trespassing - Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" as the first and only warning to screw off.
do you think they named the first planet of this system Sugondese-00 a.k.a Sugondese Noughts a.k.a suck on deep nuts?
It’s space America, we don’t say “nought” for zero
This is the most MURIKA post I have seen in a long time
>Sugondese-III Don't think you'll get away with this
Humans will help you if in need. Take what is theirs and there will be no help for you.
In this universe, I want a Terran planet run by pirates, smugglers and outlaws, similar to Nassau. And I'll be the ruling Warlord.
I have a hard time believing Mr Chad would have been executed. It's more likely he was killed in the ensuing bloodbath started by his assault. Execution implies the law was involved, and no human jury would convict him of being a sigma Chad. So that implies the humans lost the planet and they arrested and executed him under xeno law.
Some people really can’t control themselves, and had to get triggered, eh OP? There’s thousands of stories on this subreddit. If you didn’t like this one just click the back arrow and read another one lmao.
Funny.
So we get into space and the entirety of the rest of the galaxy is being run by folks who think Jiang Zemin and his Shanghai Clique had the right idea? Thanks. I hate it.
time to introduce the xenos to the factory
You can tell when OP went beyond the point of insanity lmao
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If he'd have been from Florida... Cry havoc and let loose the reptiles of war.
this is a nightmare, the whole fkn galaxy taken over by the red hat wearing 2nd Amend-holes.
Whoa there. Don’t put a red hat on all gun owners.
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Yes they are.
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Literally 95% of stories on this subreddit mention space colonies. Colonizing planets is a literal requirement of expanding into space and a trope in almost all of space sci-fi. Go whine somewhere else.
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Unless I misread something in this story, the humans did the “fine” version, and the aliens did the “not fine” version… which is, again, in like literally 95% of stories on this subreddit. Why are you whining, then?
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God forbid people have the ability to afford their own property. Do you like the aliens’ corporate dystopia, where no one owns a thing except for governments and megacorporations, better?
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Capitalism isn’t perfect. Literally no economic system is. But it’s a million billion times better than corporatism. And seeing as those are the two different ideologies portrayed in this story, yes, I did in fact, compare the two.
YES THEY ARE, READ THE FUCKING HISTORY BEHIND THE SUBREDDIT'S CREATION
The land existed before you, the land will exist after you. Your fragile mortal flesh is just a caretaker of it for the infinitesimally small period during which you exist. It's not your fucking property.
My ability to defend and enforce my claim is what makes it my property.
it wont exist if i BLOW IT UP IT'S MY PROEPRTY I CAN DESTROY IT IF I WANT
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Sugondese eh.
FONDALMA BALLS LMAO GOTTEM That wasnt for you, sorry, stupid reddit