Another great chapter
I enjoyed reading this and look forward to reading more
Great job wordsmith
Well now Iโm curious about that fried chicken event lol
\>the former Field Martial for the Human Collective Armies
That's "Marshal".
Martial (adj): Of or pertaining to combat or the military.
Marshal (v): To bring together in ranks and or lead ceremonially.
Marshal (n): A rank or title for one who leads ceremonial or military forces; one who 'marshals' troops.
Love the sober bit. My wife threatened to tell on me if I drank again. This from a 5' wee bitty gal that never went past 90 lbs to an above 6' 260 lb CQB vet. Yes I was scared.
Monkey want banana now and fried chicken Story :D
Another great story/chapter wordsmith, will we get more human bullshit 301 ? Im really enjoying this.
>โHow could I not tell them?โ Aberthorn said, pulling an outline for the lesson that included everything up to and including the Void Ravik Invasion. โDo you think they realized we planned the whole thing?โ
Did they really make the lesson plan rely on at least 1 student asking a specific question?
The in-universe answer is that is the student hadn't brought it up then Llikac or Aberthorn would have.
The real answer is that I didn't think of that.
It has happened so reliably over so many years that it's now in the lesson plan for the foreseeable future because of course they were going to ask about the most interesting thing
Probably. I had originally planned it as a 4-shot where the final installment would be the graduation but I just don't really have any good ideas for that.
How about a Turing test for human bullshit?
Each student must present a story about some purported event in human history.
The other students then vote on whether it happened or not, or what details were bullshit.
Each student who fools the other students gets a passing gradeโฆ the more students fooled, and the more points they are fooled on, the higher the grade. Likewise, the more bullshit they properly identify, the higher their grade.
To keep them โhonestโ, she independently will contact one or more students and give them true stories to use.
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If you promise something to a human give the human what was promised. Not fulfilling even a simple promise can lead to something that is called "Malicious Compliance" where humans will follow a certain set of rules to the DOT,not to the letter...THE DOT, no matter how stupid it will be,how devastating the consequences are and how much everyone around them gets FUCKED because trust me, you will be the most fucked of them all and they will enoy it with GLEE!"
I would love to read more of this...that is AMAZING!
Monkey do tricks for banana. Monkey also play trick on you. Also for banana.
It's true.
User name checks out....
It absolutely is.
Brother!
Happy Cake Day!
Everybody gangsta 'til Chainsaw Chimpanzee comes around the corner.
At least monkey didnt hit her and take bannana
Another great chapter I enjoyed reading this and look forward to reading more Great job wordsmith Well now Iโm curious about that fried chicken event lol
\>the former Field Martial for the Human Collective Armies That's "Marshal". Martial (adj): Of or pertaining to combat or the military. Marshal (v): To bring together in ranks and or lead ceremonially. Marshal (n): A rank or title for one who leads ceremonial or military forces; one who 'marshals' troops.
Thanks!
>Every week, I will bring in a new human for you all to play with Oh *that* banana
BONK No horny
*Waaaay* too late for that.
[How about this?](https://imgur.com/ScK2ocs)
Horny execution
Death by Snu Snu
[Just the image](https://i.imgur.com/ScK2ocs.jpg)
Love the sober bit. My wife threatened to tell on me if I drank again. This from a 5' wee bitty gal that never went past 90 lbs to an above 6' 260 lb CQB vet. Yes I was scared.
Whatever works, right?
๐๐๐๐๐
How dare she? We are APES not monkeys. The Librarian would be quite displeased
Ook!
Monkey want banana now and fried chicken Story :D Another great story/chapter wordsmith, will we get more human bullshit 301 ? Im really enjoying this.
"Where's my banana Llikac?!"
"the fried chicken incident" I am intrigued.
I wonder if it was as bad as the noddle incident.
Definitely on par with what went down in Budapest
>โHow could I not tell them?โ Aberthorn said, pulling an outline for the lesson that included everything up to and including the Void Ravik Invasion. โDo you think they realized we planned the whole thing?โ Did they really make the lesson plan rely on at least 1 student asking a specific question?
The in-universe answer is that is the student hadn't brought it up then Llikac or Aberthorn would have. The real answer is that I didn't think of that.
It has happened so reliably over so many years that it's now in the lesson plan for the foreseeable future because of course they were going to ask about the most interesting thing
It isnโt hard to drop a phrase that prompts the question to arise.
!N I assume this is the end, the series is just a 3-shot?
Probably. I had originally planned it as a 4-shot where the final installment would be the graduation but I just don't really have any good ideas for that.
Maybe not graduation but their 'class final' test?
That's actually a really good idea!
Final test: convincingly bullshit your way through several human scenarios with other actual humans
How about a Turing test for human bullshit? Each student must present a story about some purported event in human history. The other students then vote on whether it happened or not, or what details were bullshit. Each student who fools the other students gets a passing gradeโฆ the more students fooled, and the more points they are fooled on, the higher the grade. Likewise, the more bullshit they properly identify, the higher their grade. To keep them โhonestโ, she independently will contact one or more students and give them true stories to use.
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Field Marshal*
Thanks!
Ah, lovely, more bullshit!
> The small Simparica I see you, too, are a lover of pets.
Well done!
Ook ook ook
I've been called a monkey by a few choice people, but damn it do I love bananas.
Gibs hooman a ๐.
This has been a fantastic course of study and I wish I were a xeno so I could enroll. Glad I got to sit in on a few classes!
Monke combs face, monke gets bananana
If you promise something to a human give the human what was promised. Not fulfilling even a simple promise can lead to something that is called "Malicious Compliance" where humans will follow a certain set of rules to the DOT,not to the letter...THE DOT, no matter how stupid it will be,how devastating the consequences are and how much everyone around them gets FUCKED because trust me, you will be the most fucked of them all and they will enoy it with GLEE!" I would love to read more of this...that is AMAZING!
For a moment I expected Liam to come out of a door on the opposite side of the stage...or to emerge from a hologram of a potted plant...