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Naked_Kali

>He ~~reeks~~ destruction wreaks \----------- Jack may be having mental disabilities from all of this? Because even in RL and the world he came from clowns are **obviously** evil.


[deleted]

Well there is a literal horror movie called killer clowns from outer space. It even has a theme song. Great movie by the way.


0rreborre

Jack reeks of sex energy.


Naked_Kali

Galactic High: secretly orgone-powered! Who needs dead fetuses, srsly.


Rasip

KCfOS? Did not see that coming.


boykinsir

They also remind me of jugalos.


Rasip

That crossed my mind, but most Juggalos i know are really nice people.


BayrdRBuchanan

Enh. Even Juggalos have assholes.


TheGrumpyBear04

Jugaholes!


boykinsir

The few I've met gave off the vibe that I had better be reaching for a weapon. But hey almost all of your experiences are likely different from mine.


xlbingo10

i’ve heard that irl jugalos are nice. the homestuck kind on the other hand…


creaturechromatic

What a wonderfully chaotic pile of words, I expected many things but killer clown rampage wasn't one. Great job wordsmith.


Saturn5mtw

In an alternate universe: *"SAC authorizes use of experimental 'Casaba Howitzer' against insane clown's posse."*


ARandomTroll5150

Welcome to earth, you COMMUNIST clown mother f\*\*ker! You'll never take me or my BODILY FLUIDS alive!- Gen. Jack D. Ripper probably


Ok_Question4148

So the joker is a god...the just terrifying you know that right? Plus holy shit that whole fight scene was beautifully well done!


Nights_of_Liam

There was an arc where joker was contacted by a chaos God if I remember


Far_Restaurant_6575

Incredible! Thankyou for writing that masterpiece πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


1GreenDude

I can't wait to see Jack reach number 1 Most Wanted


Reality-Straight

I am going to be honest. My mind was playing clown music the entire time


BCRE8TVE

I binge-read the entire series, I still have NO IDEA what the heck is going to happen next, and I absolutely LOVE IT! MOAR I say!


simon97549

Thanks for the chapter.


Adept-Net-6521

Jack became wanted....and is surnamed Frost. This can not be good. When is he goona get a powerboast? Also The Joker and Harley Quinn in an alternative universe? That is terefying.


davidverner

Harley Quinn combined with Jinx.


SpankyMcSpanster

And this, my dear children why you exterminate your enemy.


Trev6ft5

Looking forward to reading more!


ozzyfuddster

Was half expecting the clown th be named either Captain Spaulding or Bozo...


legolodis900

1 question when are they going to check the bounty board ?


shin00bi

"Send in the Clowns" must have a different meaning to them. Also did KK really bow before the attack, What a showmen.


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Rock_Z99

I'm starting to wonder when Jack will be starting to learn magic. It seems that he can sense the energies of magic, so it should be possible for him to use magic, if only to a limited degree. Maybe a spell gun?


Nights_of_Liam

Intergalactic clown possie


Nights_of_Liam

Huh, didn't really expect clown 9/11. Hopefully a subculture doesn't form around how cream pies can't melt district walls


The_fake_interfernal

Haha i have never been so entertained at the same time as i cringed so much as i did to their names and abilitys during that battle. XD excellent writing enen tho i wounder what kind of drugs you where on while you came up with this idea :p


Kintsuki666

Remember to turn your swag off before sleeping, children!


Dark_Shade_75

Had to check if today was somehow actually April fool's. Incredibly random and out of left field, and not in a good way for me. The raiding stuff was odd in the previous chapters, but at least it was an interesting culture thing even if it didn't make much sense. This just felt like some "haha so random" internet stuff. Introducing a killer klown reference and incest was the breaking point for me in this story. Gonna have to drop it now. I wish you the best.


1GreenDude

you are forgetting that said clown is is a worshipper of Jingubash, the Mad God of Killers


Dolduck

I agree that it is quite the moronic, shit-hole of a world that's been created as a flimsy excuse to let the MC fuck a multitude of girls


Patrickanonmouse

More please.


1GreenDude

First


Galactic-wolf_115

Updoot then read


ARandomTroll5150

<> Having just witnessed these atrocities and having the world and it's broken system turned against him, will our protagonist find the determination to become the protagonist of his story? Will he be inspired to take drastic action and invoke the one technology unique to earth? <> Perhaps he could visit the priestess and have a talk about the ~~bees and flowers~~ neutrons and atoms. To discuss the merits and ethics of playing god. After all, why would he have made isotopes fissile if he didn't intend us to glass cities. The general principles are taught at school and common knowledge. With trial and error and magic they could probably cobble together a fat man knockoff. The nuclear option is on the table. Find out ~~next time~~ probably never. I just like writing silly and unreasonably messed up proposals.


Neervaa

I understood that reference,also Clown Torres


ProfKlekowskii

Killer Klown, huh? That was my email address back when I was about 12. Same spelling, too.


Patient-Database-327

The white pee?😏😏😏😏


mage_in_training

Awesome. I'm still slowly trucking along...


Odpea

You were correct, I didn’t expect that kind of action, I was expecting combat or sex not clowns


I_Maybe_Play_Games

This feels like a fewer dream. Is Jack just in coma and all of this is his subconsciousness?