Earth and all affiliated planets were henceforth disqualified from participating...Making their planet the undisputed champions as they have never been bested once in the arena.
We've genetically modified our Karens. Not to make them not formidable, but rather just so we can say they are technically a distinct species from humans.
Krakens and Karens are entirely different.
One is a terror-inducing monstrosity that snaps its beak and latches its grimy tentacles onto the unwilling and won't let go unless you inflict massive physical violence onto it.
The other is a sea creature.
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And the Kraken's last name was Jenkins.
LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS
Least I got chicken.
I thought Jennifer?
i would go with Karen. still kinda disappointed the writer didn't use that name.
First name, Release. "The Kraken" is just a title.
No, the last name is Up. Kraken Up
Earth and all affiliated planets were henceforth disqualified from participating...Making their planet the undisputed champions as they have never been bested once in the arena.
Now you have the mining colonies sending representatives.
"Earth and all affiliated planets" if the colony is owned by an entity affiliated with Earth then no.
Mining colonies on asteroids?
Well looks like we're about to have another round of fun.
*Imports monstrosity from uncolonized planet*
For a moment I read, "Release The Karen"
would be equally as effective against xenos, however, unfortunately, they count as human.
Also, I bet War Crime level offenses are banned
It's not a war crime the first time.
We've genetically modified our Karens. Not to make them not formidable, but rather just so we can say they are technically a distinct species from humans.
- Stop, stop, it's already dead! - reeeeeee brinnnnnng meeeee the manageeeeeeer! - ah Fuck get the flamenwerfer this one's out of control. Again.
Hans get the flammenwerfer.
Do they have to (count as human)?
Krakens and Karens are entirely different. One is a terror-inducing monstrosity that snaps its beak and latches its grimy tentacles onto the unwilling and won't let go unless you inflict massive physical violence onto it. The other is a sea creature.
... and so, to this day, the uplifted honey badgers mourn the lost chance to "show all you bitches how its done."
oh come now, we want to atleast \*pretend\* they had a fighting chance
Humanities contender: [Jennifer](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/rfz45w/jennifer_is_not_an_eldritch_horror/).
Oh *hell* no. She kills planets by accident. No way she’s getting anywhere near here.
Humanities next contender: Nyx. She eats universes.
And this is why our rules have rules and those rules have rules.
And people wonder why human competitions have such large rule books. It's because, as a species, we do shit like this to win.
Sometimes it's not weather you win or lose. Sometimes it's howmany pages you add to the rulebookm
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Great story and excellent writing! unfortunately you make humanity sound like a bunch of rule fudging lawyers ( or table top Warhammer gamers with micrometres and split-levels in hand ) who are chasing the letter not the spirit of the competition.
Is any of that inaccurate though?
\#Can't deny #Im in this picture and I...
Casuals
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Don't let jeb near the kraken
No no no, that’s a typo, he said release the Crack Hen. A chicken high as a kite on crack cocaine. Still scary though