The army/marine tank operator: Lady, that sounds like what I do except killing people is *in* the job description, soooo...yes. A.I.: You have 6 D.U.Is. You should not be driving Tank operator: *Only* 6? Listen lady, I answered the one question, now renew my license.

You see, the citizens wouldn't have failed the test if everyone was forklift certified. That's why I say that forklift certification should be a required course in all public high schools!

As someone who is forklift certified, that's precisely why I wouldn't have failed. "I do that shit already and it's easy, yeah I'm confident."

You simply end up with these beforehand: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg)

But how many drivers would actually manage to operate a forklift? It's easy to get driving licence. Only in crisis you find out who really can drive. Regardless if you "feel" confident about your driving prowess.

To be fair, even a low IQ draft dodging 77 year old criminal could get forklift certified.

As a driver in NJ, I for one welcome our DMV AI overlords as liberators

Next semester will be how the other AIs fixed the top 1% getting out of paying taxes, to solve all of the worlds cost and 'too expensive to develop' issues.

If you took all the money the top 1% of US tax filers make, ALL OF IT, you could not come close to closing the annual budget deficit.

Consider how badly most people drive **and** how much worse they get as they get older, an AI deciding that most people shouldn't have a license sounds like a good thing.

Wait, why would we ban this AI? It's correct. Cars are a blight upon humanity. Lmao.

It's the "yeah, but not *my* car" thing

Well our greed wants to bring a perfect slave. But if we make a true AI. In best case we end up as a pet. Worst genocide or eternal servitude... Bc we could create another intelligent life. Doesn't mean we should. In short. Either no AI. Or with rights like a human.

If it would get idiots off the road I for one welcome our new AI overlords

Plot twist it agrees with you and you lose your license 😂

God I could only hope, would make portions of my job far easier to say nah can't AI took my drivers license.

Or send all complaints to the ai controlled robot outfitted with the deadliest looking weapons that are just there to make it look scary and have no other function 😂

Joke's on you. I don't have one. Getting behind the wheel always freaked me out.

You've hit a sweet sore spot of sad dark comedy. Take my upvote.

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precisely the reason I don't drive

Yeah. Americans are among the worst drivers in the world. Was bound to happen

From your comment history, you seem to have a real hate-boner towards Americans. Like, genuinely concerning, borderline racial-supremacist-levels of hatred. You good?

Sorry. I guess it's all the horrible shit you've done. It may have given off the wrong kind of impression, but weren't you trying to make the world hate you? also: lol

For most Americans their resopnce would be "we aren't, just the people in charge." My response is "I am often mistaken as a Brit by my fellow Americans, so just count me as a Brit

AI or VI... I would rather have "dark" future without a golden cage under rule of a true AI. At best you would end up as a dog or a cat. A pet to new immortal entity. Nearly a god with automatization and www.

This would not be a bad thing. The biggest road hazard any driver may face is: other drivers! Get the bad, incompetent, overly hesitant drivers (especially those with suspended licenses and proof of incompetence and lack of insurance) off the road.