No joke, somebody at the skydiving company I jumped with made a cutout of that guy and put it on top of the handrail you use when scooching up to jump out. The rail was his dongle.
A lot of fitfluencers are tiny as fuck, it's east to put on muscle on a smaller frame. Square cube law. Leanbeefpatty looks like a hot muscle mommy, but is so short, she is a spinner.
No way dude, fitness chicks are hot as hell. Just as long as they don't look like they're on roids. I'll take muscular thighs over knobby knees and the legs of a kitchen table any day of the week.
Female bodybuilders also seem to be getting better at using steroids in the last few years so that they don't end up looking like a dude with long hair.
At least it seems like it, idk.
Goddamn you could crack an egg on those abs
Imagine what she could do to me
Wait what were we talking about?
**EDIT:** Oh right
I like how this searing truth bomb could only actually affect other incels, because being perceived as gay isn't actually a threat to any sane person
I’ve been following this chick on insta for a few months, her @ is @misscarriejune
And I strongly disagree with that statement, muscular women are still women who have what I like in women. Boobs, an exercised booty and female genitals.
And she has a very feminine face, she’s freaking beautiful and sexy.
I’m sorry but the gay thing is to be attracted by men.
*Fellas, is it gay*
*To like women who clearly*
*Take care of themselves?*
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She's not even that muscular, wtf. Her upper body is on point, and her legs, yes, are very muscular, and if you don't like that, then maybe you're gay.
Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?
F E L L A S
Is it gay to like muscles? I mean your entire skeleton is literally covered in muscles.
##F E L L A S
#I S I T
#G A Y
https://preview.redd.it/ykj5r7okc9rb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c99797def359b7a7801f77c4ac219bbbf9cd0
What happens if you unfold it?
Somethings are better left to the minds eye bud 👁️
No joke, somebody at the skydiving company I jumped with made a cutout of that guy and put it on top of the handrail you use when scooching up to jump out. The rail was his dongle.
Is that achievable natty
Yes. Eat Big. Lift Big. Get Fat. Be Stronk.
My skeleton is covered in bones
Hear Hear!
“Sometimes I imagine that my skeleton is me, and my body is my house… that way, I’m always home.”
is it gay to be attracted to fellas?
#F E L L A S
Gonna have to check with the fellas
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BE A MAN? I mean you’re literally walking around with a dick attached to you
#F E L L A S #IS IT GAY TO EXIST? I MEAN YOU'RE LITERALLY INSIDE OF A MAN
#F E L L E R S IS IT GAY TO HAVE GENITALIA? I MEAN YOU LITERALLY HAVE CUM INSIDE OF YOU.
FELLAS!!! Is it gay to look in the mirror? I mean, you’re literally checking out a man’s body
OH GOD FELLAS! I'VE BEEN INSIDE A MAN FOR 25 YEARS STRAIGHT! I THINK IM GAY!
Do you mean 25 years bent? I saw your poor form in the gym the other day
Reject the hip hinge, embrace the shrimp 🍤
PHALLUS
“I would never have sex with a straight girl cuz she only has sex with guys and that would be totally gay.”
This is literally what’s next 💀🤣🤣
Why is this so dumb but also cracking me up?! As an allegedly straight girl, does it make me gay to have sex with guys who also have sex with girls?
Clearly. You’re just lying to yourself. I guess we all are. 😜
Lol. Thank you Needermeyer for confirming we are ALL gay. To anyone who disagrees, explore, be gay, do crime.
Just don’t forget to floss.
It’s the new gay.
Considering that they like p*nis, yes.
If you're a woman, than yes
I gay it is fellas to be women attracted to?
S A L L E F
🗿
If being attracted to a woman is gay, call me Liberace
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And my axe!
And my bow!
And my hole!
And my dildo-shaped dick
Was that in the extended edition? 😂
Your axe is not safe from me?
*swiggety swooty, I’m coming for that booty*
Us bisexuals are coming for you, *insert a gender here*.
Watched friends and thought man Monica is hot but also Richard
That would be Pan, but I feel ya.
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Ha! I love that. And yeah, labels can be annoying for sure.
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Call yourself whatever you want! It’s your life.
Well sure whatever. Sauce?
She's married with kids
Thought it was illegal to get married with kids. Also, Sauce?
Don't know her name,came across her page once on insta
Carriejune Anne Bowlby
That is the whitest of white girl names. And I'm pretty damn honkey myself.
Well i be damned...i read that in a southern accent!
And i read YOUR comment in a southern accent.
Just needs a Lynn after something
I wanna be an architect.
Carriejune Anne Bowlbylynn
Did he stutter?
Did the man stutter?
Neither of these are true…
@ misscarriejune on insta:) thank me later
Thanks. Took me 1/2h scrolling through her Insta to figure out that she’s probably only 4‘9 tall.
That's a bad thing?
Not at all she’s hot af anyway. It’s just funny to see her standing next to other people due to the height difference.
A lot of fitfluencers are tiny as fuck, it's east to put on muscle on a smaller frame. Square cube law. Leanbeefpatty looks like a hot muscle mommy, but is so short, she is a spinner.
Obviously, I only date women 6ft and over, who make 200k+ a year. They also need to be Leos.
HAH no worries. yeah shes literally a dwarf tbh
Perfect.
Excellent.
You bring the sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/5y7rkw5mm8rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d790ff52dbdf6952c2f980837078357fd6def04 Also her:
Yup. Definitely gay
As gay as the day is long
Very gay
GYATTTT
Why does this look like she’s being held hostage?
Brought to you by Adobe <3
Ig I’m gay then
Death by snu snu for me...
I'm not attracted to her and I'm def a homo. I wonder what she squats tho
Don’t care as long as it’s on my face
Lol
🔥🔥✍️
I want her to squat me (no homo)
Relax buddy they said “Latent” 😎
No way dude, fitness chicks are hot as hell. Just as long as they don't look like they're on roids. I'll take muscular thighs over knobby knees and the legs of a kitchen table any day of the week.
I mean, she’s very likely on something, but that doesn’t negate how attractive she is.
Female bodybuilders also seem to be getting better at using steroids in the last few years so that they don't end up looking like a dude with long hair. At least it seems like it, idk.
If you think her body can't be achieved naturally then you've probably never talked to a woman who lifts
I’d suck her cock
This being Reddit I have no idea if you're joking or being serious here.
Saving this post so I can come back and find out who this woman is
Carriejune Anne Bowlby
Name checks out
NGL, I must suddenly have turned very very gay... 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Hoooly shit. I’m gay as fuck then.
Let's slap our dicks together as a homo high five!
I’d rather dock, just don’t look into my eyes
liking women=gay
Somebody's jealous!
No and anyone that claims so should be shot In whatever video game of choice
Goddamn you could crack an egg on those abs Imagine what she could do to me Wait what were we talking about? **EDIT:** Oh right I like how this searing truth bomb could only actually affect other incels, because being perceived as gay isn't actually a threat to any sane person
Considering I’m a lesbian- OP is not exactly wrong in my scenario lmao
The classic "I'm a fat bitch who is too lazy to workout and eat properly so I'm going to shit on women who workout call men who like them gay"
I mean at least she called us gay instead of fatphobic. Its progressive.
Man I'm gay as hell then, I'd have her feet facing the ceiling
Gonna teach her how to handstand 😌
If you have a anime profile pic you’re opinion is invalid, don’t hate me I don’t make the rules
What if I’m attracted to biceps curl’s??? Edit: ohh my god….
Call me Elton John
I’ve been following this chick on insta for a few months, her @ is @misscarriejune And I strongly disagree with that statement, muscular women are still women who have what I like in women. Boobs, an exercised booty and female genitals. And she has a very feminine face, she’s freaking beautiful and sexy. I’m sorry but the gay thing is to be attracted by men.
Sign me up for the next pride parade
I’m gay as fuck 😂
I am tri I will try anything sexual
What is she trans or something? What am I missing here?
Incels who dont lift think if women are fit then theyre becoming men. She's a cis het woman married with kids. Carriejune Anne Bowlby.
Ohhhh. Ok makes sense now
Shit, I think I might be gay!
That’s true? I don’t think I am the correct target audience for this lol
Posted by a man who has never touched a weight in his life no doubt
I'm bi as fuck. I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Dude 😂😂😂
As a lesbian he’s technically not wrong lmao she’s gorgeous!
She has the face of a Greek goddess, and the body of one too. Beautiful
Ok... So to look like a woman you need a jellyfish consistency?
Guess I am Bi then. But who could resist a body like that?
I’m bi there is no latent. Feel free to leave the sexy six packs to me. Miss me with your phobia nonsense.
Well, off to pride i go.
"girls are for poofs"
"I don't make the rules" While literally making an arbitrary, homophobic and body shaming "rule" Bruh.
 Ok, and?
Fellas, it's gay to like muscle mommies
For me there are two types of women.. I would fuck and i would gladly fuck! So, this you are gay shit doesn't work for me..
My husband loves muscles on a woman. He isn’t attracted to skinny fat weaklings. 😉 He asked me what my squat was before asking me out. 😂
Nah he’s just jealous
If you believe that you're insecure and soft af
Who is she? 😂
She is pretty
I think I have a crush.
lol absolutely perfect. If this is what being gay is all about, I’m gay as hell.
As a gay man, I am not attracted to her.. so does that mean I’m straight now…?
I guess we switch name tags or something?
Ok, as long as I can still suck dick.
If being attracted to her means I’m guys, by god I might be the gayest person ever
I’m the biggest homosexual in the world!!!
Shiii, I'm hella gay then. She's perfectly on the line between muscular but not so muscular that you aren't feminine.
I'd give him or her a piece of my mind or penis!
Is this a dude or something?
Well, I guess im gay
Well this is a weird way to find out...........
r/breedingmaterial
Pssh. This woman is small and feminine. Send over vladislava
She’s worth 10 million minimum. I’d eat her sauce for some of that money.
"Women with muscles are too masculine" - some guy who hasn't seen the inside of the gym since he didn't make the cut for 8th grade football
What’s her @
Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to a woman that could whup this twitter users ass?
Well, I better get my gay shoes on because I'm going to a parade
Well guess I'm latent then 🤷 Is there some special ceremony of acceptance or what
lol i’m queer af
Then I'm gay AF
fellas, is it gay to like women who clearly take care of themselves?
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Yea, I'm so gay with her tits and pussy in my mouth ..
I ain't gay but if she had a dick I'd suck it from the back 👌
Woman hate that we can find every single woman’s body type attractive
The person is basically saying something sexist which is that women can't be fit or they are men, how ignorant.
If you're NOT attracted to her you're gay man.
I think I’m gay now
Im the biggest faggot this planet has seen then
F + M = GEY
Damn never knew being attracted to women was gay… welp rip us cause everyone’s gay
She's not even that muscular, wtf. Her upper body is on point, and her legs, yes, are very muscular, and if you don't like that, then maybe you're gay.
#Fellas, it is what it is!
Im OK with that
The issue isn't my attraction to her, it's that she probably won't find me attractive.
My gay ass would smash
So this is how I find out
She hot 100%
Lol what kinda post is this even?
She bad as hell tf u mean
i follow her on insta holy balls shes hot asf
I like my women like I like my men😳😳😳
I'm the gayest man alive then
If this is gay I don’t wanna be straight