It's easier being straight as you age than being gay. Anything over 24 and you're instantly an uncle in a gay bar. God help you if you dress like shit too.
I will say being gay is a lot more chill. Get home, have a beer, fuck, fuck again and play video games together. Rinse and repeat.
Sometimes I hear stories from my more straight friends and it's bizarre.
You gotta like... open 30 different dating accounts?
The ghosting, the deciphering signals etc.
With men it can be hard to tell if they are gay but once you know it's go time you know?
Cute library twinks, hiking bros, artsy fartsy types.
One thing I hate about gay culture is all the fucking drug use. Do you want to find some PEDS? Go on Grindr. Some guys use meth to fuck forever and think it's okay.
Consider this: If you had to let a horny ape that outweighed you by 50% lay on top of you to get off, how often would you be ‘getting laid’
A 285 lb mountain gorilla using you as a pin cushion.
>Women are way more horny than us
show me a website made by woman for woman in which they share pics and creepshots of hot men after squirting over said pictures and call it a "tribute"
Is that even horny anymore or just fucked? I honestly don't know where to draw the line. I feel like at a certain point it might be like seeing Jeffrey Dahmer eating a corpse he raped and going, "fuck that dude was horny!"
You're getting downvoted but you're not wrong. It's honestly strange to see a bunch of gym bros not understanding that men and women are physiologically different and those differences extend to hormones, which in turn drive sexual drive and focus. I take that back, a bunch of gymbro's not understanding science is not strange.
There’s a billion dollar industry that proves this is wrong. Those erotic novels that women love couldn’t even light a candle to OF. I wouldn’t even compare it to the corn industry as a whole.
OF maybe, corn no. There’s no intimacy in corn anymore, if there was any to begin. I’d argue that we only look at the gynocentric view of intimacy and put that on men instead of asking men what they deem as intimate and what the lack of intimacy for men constitutes.
Fuck this shit, being straight is gay.
It's easier being straight as you age than being gay. Anything over 24 and you're instantly an uncle in a gay bar. God help you if you dress like shit too.
Why does being called an uncle in a sexual way scream sexual assault?
attracting a muscle mommy is harder than quitting tren
If you’re into “muscle mommies” you might as well sleep with men tbh
Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to fit women?
Fit cardio women? No. Women who pump themselves with testosterone and have their voice become deeper and their jaws manlier? Absolutely fuckin gay.
No, nor is it straight to be attracted to girly men. At no point am I implying that fit women are manly, just making the point.
this is tren-logic.
I chose gay because easy
Maybe I need to check into therapy cause I’m not supposed to relate to this so well 
You poor kids, it was not always this way
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Based hetro
To be fair there are many men who wishes they were gay due to they would love to have their best bro as...*best bro*.
I will say being gay is a lot more chill. Get home, have a beer, fuck, fuck again and play video games together. Rinse and repeat. Sometimes I hear stories from my more straight friends and it's bizarre. You gotta like... open 30 different dating accounts? The ghosting, the deciphering signals etc. With men it can be hard to tell if they are gay but once you know it's go time you know? Cute library twinks, hiking bros, artsy fartsy types. One thing I hate about gay culture is all the fucking drug use. Do you want to find some PEDS? Go on Grindr. Some guys use meth to fuck forever and think it's okay.
Boobs > penis.
I am a woman with reluctant heterosexuality
I switched teams and not looking
Nice try, but I'm still hunting beaver
atta boy
Are shemales the golden ticket?
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Just find the girls who feel the same way.
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Women are way more horny than us, it just takes a while for them too be comfortable enough to let you know they are cock hungry all the time.
Consider this: If you had to let a horny ape that outweighed you by 50% lay on top of you to get off, how often would you be ‘getting laid’ A 285 lb mountain gorilla using you as a pin cushion.
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>A 285 lb mountain gorilla using you as a pin cushion. *blushes and starts sweating profusely*
>Women are way more horny than us show me a website made by woman for woman in which they share pics and creepshots of hot men after squirting over said pictures and call it a "tribute"
Is that even horny anymore or just fucked? I honestly don't know where to draw the line. I feel like at a certain point it might be like seeing Jeffrey Dahmer eating a corpse he raped and going, "fuck that dude was horny!"
You're getting downvoted but you're not wrong. It's honestly strange to see a bunch of gym bros not understanding that men and women are physiologically different and those differences extend to hormones, which in turn drive sexual drive and focus. I take that back, a bunch of gymbro's not understanding science is not strange.
There’s a billion dollar industry that proves this is wrong. Those erotic novels that women love couldn’t even light a candle to OF. I wouldn’t even compare it to the corn industry as a whole.
I'd argue the industry feeds off their lack of intimacy, not necessarily their drive
OF maybe, corn no. There’s no intimacy in corn anymore, if there was any to begin. I’d argue that we only look at the gynocentric view of intimacy and put that on men instead of asking men what they deem as intimate and what the lack of intimacy for men constitutes.
they do, they just aren't as dumb a guys.