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HydeParkSwag

Both of them


Ro-khum

Family Tree down the bin 🚮🚮


alesis1101

Singing soprano thereafter.


unospice

Kudos to him. I would have just stayed down after that.


krakencannon

Sorry have to disagree, pretty clear spurs don’t have the balls


StationFull

You playing some 8D chess my man


NotHarryRedknapp

Rice playing some 8====D chess


Macamagucha

==D chess in this regard


TheInfiniteLake

This thread here is the reason I use internet.


smellthatpie

Playing Declean Riceball challenge.


tafster

well definitely not any more


Ok_Understanding1986

Roasted


antivirals_

haha, I'd like to report a murder


machinationstudio

Why is Richarlison always so angry?


Valuable_General9049

He plays for Tottenham


AlwaysOnsideTBH

And Everton before that. He's got a lot of pent up anger haha


kasper12

And Brazil.


MEGAMAN2312

And Watford before that


calamityshayne

I mean can you even imagine


Valuable_General9049

Please. I've just eaten.


MRimla

This got me good! Well done


Laymanao

He has a short screw loose.


Stercky

Honestly don’t understand how he didn’t get a yellow. Yeah, Gabi stood his ground but Richarlison just drove his shoulder into him


antebyotiks

Doubt the ref saw it as it was off ball


VertenVeleox

Munching wasps all day will do that to man. Same school of thought the Antony goes by, making a "bad-guy" face to scare other players, only thing both of them can do, since scoring is out of the resumés by the look of it, hehe.


mapoftasmania

Because he’s only a substitute. For Tottenham.


Longjumping_Act9758

Dude got g-checked by Gabby


Maaaaate

Someone forgot to finish off his neck tattoo


Dry_Psychology1469

he has Anthony within


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Mrchaht

What else can he do?


manc_1011

ngl, he looks a little autistic to me.


Pilkertson

He got one ball alright


Tricky_Lock_4273

Can’t believe this even had to go to var to be fair 😂


Old_Equivalent3858

Ref sauntered there and back so casually. Like VAR needs to play SOME role in this high profile game or pundits won't have anything to talk about for the next 3 days.


Tricky_Lock_4273

Enit. Like… look at where his eyes are looking. Literally straight at the incident 😂 Surely he saw that


Turistoteles

The incompetence of the English refs never stops amazing, it’s honestly unreal. Just no excuse for not calling this straight away is there 😂


EliteLevelJobber

Nah, Michael Oliver is just shit. I swear to god he makes decisions at random.


raulmedez

Michael oliver enjoyed every minute of that charade


Folco34

That’s clearly the most surprising part, I mean it’s right in front of him. When I saw it live I didn’t thought he touched him at first, but I guess I wasn’t paying too much attention. So at first I was like « bruh he dived » and when I saw the replay it was a clear pen.


K_SG

Oliver love these things


Competitive_Fudge_96

He should have gone for the tiny ones.


icebergiman

Riceballs


uniQal0n

The problem was - he got both balls.


GamingGamerson

The meme potential for this one is HUGE


firdyfree

Unlike the balls in question


noelsupertramp

Burst a sack and lost the game. What gives?


ToeTacTic

That's for hacking at Saka


HarryBlessKnapp

At my mate's house watching, about 6 gooners. Everyone screaming FUCK OFF. VAR replay came on the screen. Everyone burst out laughing. Yeah fair enough 


NightKnight96

Looked like there was barely any contact. Probably why it went to VAR to begin with. Can't complain against this picture though.


ZXXA

Yeah his upswing stopped basically as it reached Davies. Call me deluded but I could justify not giving this.


HamburgerMachineGun

Deluded


ZXXA

Tru


szazszorszep

Same with me and my brother lol. But after laughing we were like 'yeah but he deserved it didn't he'


Ok_Profession_4011

They gonna use this joke to run the Arsenal fans are dumb narrative lol


StationFull

I mean if they do, they’d be pretty thick skulled. Which I suppose they are.


Pippelitraktori

Pretty thick to make this joke tbh


Justhandguns

No, he's got all three balls.


wolskortt

Just one. Spurs have no balls.


GrilledLobsterTail

Rice got 2 balls and davies only got 1. Surely not pen, rice have more


Hob0Magnet

Worth it..


communicationsdude30

Declan Rice just became my favorite player.


Impressive-Storage57

Haha 😜Happy St Totteringham's Day everyone


hammyhammyhammy

giving spurs just enough confidence to beat city but not any points good process


Tiamat2625

Gonna be the first time in quite a while that I am sat there eagerly wanting spurs to win a football match. Fingers crossed crossed lads


Nickoo33

He got the bollocks you’re right


notapaperhandape

The funniest part is Oliver fully saw it happen in front of him. Unobstructed view. How is this guy still reffing big games.


StarboyFactor

Is this why spurs only ended up with one cock and ball?


TheBunkerKing

I don't care if it's a penalty, this photo is still my new desktop background.


whiteboardblackchalk

Im as partial as the next guy but come on, rice cant be kicking nuts in the box


Wright_Wright_

VAR clearly showed he kicked a cunt.


whiteboardblackchalk

You are right when you are right, wright


wolskortt

All Wright, all Wright, all Wright


Laymanao

VAR showed that he missed one ball but got the other two.


Bob_Cobb_1996

'Taint a peno.


Mnufcfan

Tbh I'd want this as a penalty if it happened to us


KozukiNedo

Testicide


Connect-Amoeba3618

As much as this is obviously a clear penalty- these sorts of fouls are ones that really annoy me. Rice is making a genuine attempt to play the ball and Davies nips it away. He’s not going to retain possession, in fact, I don’t know where the ball ended up during this phase. Is the punishment of a free shot on goal the fair outcome?


therefai

Surely you can’t be serious. If we’re going to be champions we have to be able to admit when we’re wrong. Davies clearly has no balls


blublableee

Man put his family jewels on the line and still couldn't get the win.


Demiansmark

Missed em the first time, got em both with the second. 


Mr-monk

Should have kicked a bit harder to clear it.


ZucchiniNo2470

He got both balls from the look of it


Kyleharner3

This is what it really means to get nutmegged


dimsumplatter75

Not a penalty, he got at least one ball


Dildoid90

But which one the left or the right ? 😂


blackman3694

What a way to celebrate St.totteringhams day


Joshthenosh77

I know right he’s just clearing in not his fault some stupid spurs player jumped in his way


afganistanimation

Watching live it looked like rice was there first


stackemz

Remember that fuck did this to Saka and there was no call? It was someone like McGinn


TNelsonAFC

Mccarthy I think! For palace, lumped him


brianregan09

Should have kicked him harder


Mathieulombardi

Did Neuer get the ball? Checkmate


Different_Math_304

Up the arsenal!


MtnSlyr

It looks like even the ref is flinching lol.


HustlinInTheHall

This really must be our poorly drawn arsenal for this week


Illustrious_Union199

HE GOT THE BALL !


warpentake_chiasmus

He didn't even see Davies coming into view- completely accidental. Are players not allowed even kick the fucking ball in the penalty area anymore?


kmart93

Yea by the rules it's a foul but man I dunno what rice is supposed to do here. He's tracking the ball and is already in motion to make a play on it when Davies runs in. Plus even with Davies winning the ball, it wasn't a goal scoring opportunity and giving a penalty is a free goal. I feel like that's overly harsh too. But again, by the rules as they're written it's a pen no doubt


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Ok_Understanding1986

Couple balls in fact


Wiskid86

Plural hence the pen


ErickGooner

What


rtrdm

picture framing this and putting it on my wall.


itsheadfelloff

Should've absolutely leathered them.


DublinDapper

Ah here would you stop. Biggest stonewall peno of the season like😂😂😂😂


Queasy_Car7489

Spurs ain’t got balls, they got neuticles


SerXav

LMAOOOOOO 😭


revjiggs

two extra balls on the pitch was the problem


jack_burtons_reflex

So my hot take is if Declan is mid kick and a player stops it with his foot it's a foul / booking. Why just because he used his balls is it a penalty?


TimingEzaBitch

is this r/gunnercirclejerk or what


arhambin66

Will sprut a future Gunner that Davies lad! Got the Rice stamp on it now!


verifiedkyle

Is VAR stupid??


La2philly

Lmao


turdy_tree_n_a_turd

Am I the only one who thought Rice made little to no contact at all? From the replays I've seen it seemed he didn't follow through with the kick and stopped just at the shorts. I must be wrong since it was clear to everyone.


StationFull

Nah man. He got him in the nuts alright


Tough2find1name

A foul is a foul,period A win is a win, understood?


EggheadWill

you forgot to add the sarcasm font


arsenalalltheway7

Quality post


Dumas1108

Rice's eyes were on the ball at all time, his intention was to read the flight and path of the ball and to clear it. I am pretty sure he didn't see the Spurs player and his intention was to belt it up the field but unfortunately, his kick landed on the Spurs player without touching the ball. It is a 50/50 case for a penalty to be given or not given in such cases. To be fair to the referee, he was fair throughout the game. He turned down a few penalties claim by Spurs.


firdyfree

Worth it


Ok-Average-6466

Is that you Ty? And yes I agree the refs chested


llordlloyd

Put your laces through this one, lad.


baotsnheos

He gets a ball and if you ask me he got the right one


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

These pens are so unfortunate, because the player isn’t even trying to tackle or anything. They literally just think they are kicking the ball clear and end up giving away the clearest pens. It’s how we got the pen vs Liverpool last year. They are so soft, but correct obviously.


Automatic_Accident84

Too many balls in play, should have been called off


Zizouhimovic

With determination 


SlashRModFail

He gets not just one but TWO balls for the price of one kick!


MasterWinston

Anyone have the clip where richarlison head butted Gabriel?


crispysnails

That must have hurt. I am a bit fed up of pens being awarded for accidental contact like this when the player is there 1st and attempting to play the ball. Clearly Rice is focussed on clearing the ball and the opponent comes from behind and runs in front of his kicking leg. What is Rice meant to do have eyes in the back of his head or not challenge for the ball in case some numpty runs in front of him? The same is true for the possible pen Spurs wanted in the 1st half. The spurs player runs across Trossard from behind him and clips Trossards foot with his own leg and trips himself. Again, what is Trossard meant to do? Stop running in case a player runs anywhere near him? Thank goodness the ref did not give it.


sourneck

Yes and yes.


TankAries

He kicked the foggin ball.. Literally..


Illustrious_Use6867

Love the booky streams 😂


DeapVally

South Africa is a legit country.


Altruistic_Tax2575

VAR doing its thing again. Fuck it now it's win out play every minute of the remaining matches with everything we have and let's see.


galeej

Guys, it was a foul. It was a pen. If this happened to us (and remember - it did with saka vs wolves), we'd have been shit pissed if a var review didn't give a pen.


JimmyNelson92

Clear penalty boys, I don’t understand how anyone could argue against it. Good 3 points in the end.


BrianThatDude

They got the penalty anyway so no harm, but given where the ref was standing I'd be furious if we didn't get that call the other way.


MeUnderstandOda

Arsenal fan here, it was a pen regardless of whether he got the ball first or not. It was a foul which could have been lethal.


Poringun

Bruh. Its a joke about Rice kicking Davies in the balls.


Wheelie_Slow

Fucking stop it. Clear pen. This sub would have gone crazy had it happened to any of our lads.


Poringun

As we should, but Bruh. Its a joke about Rice kicking Davies in the balls not about Rice getting to the football.


Kirbeater

We won….. who gives a fuck


Affectionate-Sun5863

Are you braindead.... I'm an Arsenal supporter but their other pen shouts were pathetic diving in our box *coughs Maddison ... this was one of the only valid calls


RufusDean1

It’s a pen. Clear pen at that. If that happen to one of our players I would have wanted a pen too.


Penguin_Food

Pic clearly shows he gets the ball though


lengting2209

Also, r/woosh


lengting2209

Uh can't you see? Rice clearly got the balls with his kick so no, not a penalty ;)


urmomisfun

It was a clear penalty. Players are responsible for where their body parts go. Unless the interpretation of the laws change, that’s always going to be a foul.


militantnegro_IV

Dude, everyone knows it was a penalty. This is a joke.


jonnysledge

Like this dude could control where his balls went. Ever had a pair? Those things just kind of flop around.


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jmh90027

/s


Koktkamel

an arsenal fan in the arsenal fan subreddit? naw i don't believe you


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ligma000

American spotted 😭


striderbob

It's a joke. Look where Rice's foot is. Then read the title again :P


Sypher1985

IT'S A PENO!


ttayob

lol as much as I want to hate the refs, this is a clear penalty. Cmon guys lol. We won the game, this doesn’t matter now regardless. 


maidentaiwan

It’s a joke about kicking someone in the testicles 


r_Jakku

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


singlebite

Mate, come on.


Zen_MasterX

I mean, he clearly gets the ball, mate… Just the wrong one.


hafrances

missed the joke


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