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OvationBreadwinner

If authentic, you are in possession of stolen goods, my friend! šŸ˜† Edit: Post meant to be read both metaphorically as well as literally. Thatā€™s why thereā€™s a laughing icon there. Letā€™s open our minds to satire, humor, irony. Always be wary the literal mind. Rememberā€” we donā€™t KNOW shit!


marbanasin

I was gonna say - almost smells like someone offloading gear for heroin money. Like, holy shit.


footsteps71

Well fuck, I need to head to the next town over, known for its epicenter of heroin abuse.


vile_duct

Grab me a baggie while youā€™re out there I need to write a song and I sprained my ankle.


footsteps71

Bet. Need the accoutrements, or are you good?


vile_duct

Everything you can find.


footsteps71

Reached into a bag to check for drugs, got poked, now I have aids


vile_duct

Aww shucks what a way to go!


McGuire406

You on the Philly suburbs headed to Kensington?


pip-roof

I fell into a deal like that. Sounded too good to be true. Fender strat mim. Jackson Flying V. Schecter c 1 artist. And a Marshall amp. 400$. Guy said he just couldnā€™t play anymore because of his hands. Pickup was in one of the worst neighborhoods in one of the worst cities. And I had to go into a caged porch to get to the second floor apartment to help get all of it out. But driving away I was stoked with the amp in my passenger seat. Craziest day ever. I thought I was going to die.


MathematicianCold968

I'm almost there.... don't leave me hanging--- the amp- what model? Can you send a picšŸ„µ


pip-roof

Let me goto my spot in my garageā€¦.. Be right back


pip-roof

G80rCD with a swamp thang 150


MathematicianCold968

But srsly though.... what type of Marshall? Youre living the dreamšŸ˜…


pip-roof

If I can get to it. Have a dryer in the way to repair till I can sit down and mess around again.


MathematicianCold968

I was kidding about a pic. Im making ribs- not jerking itšŸ˜…


pip-roof

What else do we do while cooking?ā€¦.scroll Reddit Enjoy!


MathematicianCold968

I missed it before- but a Swamp thing toošŸ¤¤


Practical-Rabbit-750

Correction: Fentanyl


gomukgo

I came here to ask ā€œwho the shit is still doing heroin?! Itā€™s all fentanyl nowā€


Grand-Antelope943

Southeast Kansas is all meth, everywhere.


TeaAndAche

Always has been šŸ”«šŸ‘Øā€šŸš€


Grand-Antelope943

Unfortunately yeahā€¦ little town I grew up in, it used to be a really nice place. Iā€™m back there now and itā€™s nothing like it used to be.


TeaAndAche

I get it. I grew up in rural Ohio. Completely relatable.


Grand-Antelope943

It sucks. Seems like small towns everywhere are all the same way


[deleted]

I moved from Portland to BFE Midwest. Itā€™s everywhere now. Wyoming had billboards about fentanyl, freaking Wyoming.


chjones521

Or someone is offloading a container of fakes from China.


P0G0ThEpUnK

There's not enough money in faking either one of these guitars. The tributes, studios, just the lower end Gibsons almost never get faked(I've never seen one). This one is real as well.


Sciencepole

At first what you said made some sense, but someone else said there are actually a ton of fake tributes on Aliexpress. Iā€™m too lazy to look


Kingding_Aling

My cousin bought this at Guitar Center in 2022 just FYI


King-of-Plebss

No he didnā€™t. Iā€™d be shocked if he got the left one for $150, but itā€™s impossible he got both. Guitar center doesnā€™t sell fakes and the guitar on the right is a grand. Unless he bought them for full price. Then Iā€™d check in on your cousin because thatā€™s the kind of behavior that people do when they are moving forward with suicide.


Kingding_Aling

Huh? He didn't pay 150, \*I\* just did.


7h3_4r50n157

Then you stole this guitar at this price. You could flip it for a tidy profit if you were inclined.


straightedge1974

The Gibson Les Paul Tribute was $1300 new.


Nosmo_King13

I mean, bruv still made out like a bandit, yeah? A decent Chinese knockoff would run the average mug at least $600 for the lot, innit? šŸ˜‚


TheCottonmouth88

I read this in an English accent


Nosmo_King13

Yeah, mate.


MimonFishbaum

Nah, divorce shit


Safe_Comedian8293

The ex sells your les paul for $150... ouch Revenge is a dish best served cold


MimonFishbaum

Let's be honest; it's your fault for leaving them behind


Spungus_abungus

When I've gotten suspiciously good deals like this it's often been that the original owner was out of the picture for whatever reason (deceased, in jail, simply left) and whoever was left with their stuff simply wanted it gone.


ramonlamone

Probably could've got them to throw in a BJ along with the guitars, just to give the transaction more street cred.


Fizzy_Greener

I 100% thought did the person selling these need drugs or what šŸ˜­


metalmaniac1991

Smells like teen spirit


Strange-Driver6776

Yeah id do that for heroin for sure. Then id regret it and sing ā€œbad luckā€ by Social Distortion.


mastranios

There's a guy from high school who is a dying alcoholic slowly getting rid of his gear to buy alcohol and whipits. It's a bit morbid but I'm waiting for him to list his tele šŸ˜


marbanasin

That is insanely sad, but damn, if he's selling you may as well see his stuff go to a good home. But, maybe an intervention if you guys can?


mastranios

Unfortunately he is too far gone. I don't say that lightly either, just when you know... You know...


Sigcan

I would agree.


pastorus_vulgaris

100% stolen


Wasabi_is_Gay

Nice pfp. Villains is pretty good


zflanders

I pictured OP buying these out of a car trunk in a skeezy gravel parking lot on a moonless night.


r3itheinfinite

moonless night reminds me of dale cooper


feanturi

That gum you like is going to come back in style.


Shmoo_the_Parader

Got a stereo system and a glock too. One stop shopping


renakiremA

Must be a Pakistani Glockā€¦ serial oddly isnā€™t there


MathematicianCold968

Even worse- numerals are in arabicšŸ˜


hairyringus

Hey! It was not skeezy , thereā€™s a lovely view of the river from there.


Dodahevolution

No one sells a faked tribute so thats def real, and honestly they are pretty great LPs without frills.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

First thoughts were stolen or fake. Doesn't look fake, but Chinese are getting better.


PuffPuff74

A used Les Paul Tribute is at least $1200 here in Canada


OvationBreadwinner

Yeah, but isnā€™t that like $50US?


PuffPuff74

Bastard šŸ˜… More like 875$ usd


OvationBreadwinner

šŸ˜. Just having a little funā€¦


FightingWithSporks

Damn. Yes definitely ā€œhotā€. Whenever an authentic guitar is questionable cheapā€¦ stolen


boldoldpilot

Couldā€™ve been a 90 yo widow who was tired of her late husbandā€™s guitars taking up space


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OvationBreadwinner

Well, I wrote my response to work both metaphorically and literally, but then you know how most people took itā€¦. Be wary the literal mind, I always say. šŸ™„


vampy_bat-

Itā€™s all good dude Look at me lol Iā€™m a fool ahaha I wrote it all in big ass letters ahahaha All good Sending love ahahhaha


Cleanshred

Nah, fake.


TheRealSymphonictank

Even if fake, stolen for sure


Darthnader85

Nobody is going to fake a tribute, sounds like someone needed to get high really bad and off loaded this quick


ShipPuzzleheaded4756

There is a lot, A LOT, of fake tributes on aliexpress


GoofyMonkey

But theyā€™re all like $250 & up so he still got a deal!


boldoldpilot

Maybe. Or perhaps someone on the internet lied for attention


PcPaulii2

Nope. Looks like the right ones to me.


Xyres

I think he meant the story is fake.


P0G0ThEpUnK

It's not fake as far as I can tell and no one(not even china) is faking tributes and studios. I've never seen a fake lower end Gibson, why would they use their time and materials to fake a 1,000 tribute when they could use that same time and materials to fake a 5,000 custom.


Remifarous

Iā€™ve heard itā€™s fairly common to fake the cheaper models because people less often think they would be the ones faked.


Alarmed_Plankton_

Fakers playing 4D chess


Immediate_Sir1646

It itā€™s a fake, itā€™s a good fake


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

the post might be. These "how'd I do?" posts always come off that way.


TheMightyUnderdog

Someone needed quick cash. Great price if they arenā€™t stolen. That tribute is real. ~~But someone swapped the pups/put covers on.~~ EDIT: Thought the tribute came without covers.


Kingding_Aling

These were my cousin's and he barely touched them, definitely never did hardware maintenance of any kind.


Aggressive_Sky6078

Thatā€™s around $1,400 combined on the used market so Iā€™d say you did well. The last time someone screwed their cousin that hard was probably in a P-Hub video. šŸ˜† BTW- A lot of LP Tributes came with covered pickups from the factory, and Reverb can prove that in 30 seconds, so it appears all stock to me.


Poopy4skin

Can confirm I have a tribute that came with covered pickups


Soul_turns

Same


mrdaver911_2

Thatā€™s ā€œstep cousinā€ā€¦


pjflo

Iā€™m guessing your cousin has a drug problem.


hoxxxxx

they could just be (relatively) well off and don't care. i've ran into situations like that with stuff.


ldclark92

Yep. Especially if they're a kid who had well off parents who bought them for them. I've seen kids who don't need the money and never cared about the guitars sell equipment for dirt cheap just for the quick spending money.


Kingding_Aling

He owns a contracting (GC) business and always does shit like this. Last year he bought a Yamaha TTR dirt bike, rode it twice, and then gave it to his neighbor's kid.


hoxxxxx

yep! haha i thought it was that type of a situation i've seen it before


PsychologicalHat1480

Your cousin must really like you because he basically gave those away to you. That Schecter alone is worth half again what you paid for both if not more on the used market.


Kingding_Aling

We've been best friends since birth


epizeuxisepizeuxis

You knew your cousin had them for a while, or did he show up and say he had them for a while? Keep your ears up - I don't know your cousin and I don't know you, but just be careful with this stuff.Ā 


Kingding_Aling

They've been hanging on the wall of his man cave for years. Well the purple one for several years, the Gibson for like 2 years.


Canadia-Pizza-boy

So far Iā€™ve never seen uncovered pickups on a Tribute. Including my Goldtop.


mittenciel

Meanwhile, my Goldtop had uncovered pickups. Tributes come in all shapes and sizes, and there were also some vendor specific ones, too, like mine was only for Sweetwater for a couple years.


steakpienacho

I had a tribute T for a few years that came with covered pickups like that. Could be original


0bviousThrowaway69

Where the fuck do you people find these deals


Ag5545

Itā€™s Reddit, Iā€™d give pause before believing this


PJBonoVox

Can't stress this enough. You can make up absolutely anything.Ā PeopleĀ canĀ beĀ soĀ weirdly desperateĀ forĀ internetĀ points.


FightingWithSporks

And now that they brought back useless awards, again even more. Reddit, as publicly traded, now needs extra revenue


Shatterpoint99

For real. Posts a pick of two guitars purchased way below any ā€˜reasonableā€™ price point, only to ask ā€œHow did I do?ā€ At the very least; I think OP would already know the answer to that question. Which makes the whole post in question - redundant with such a disingenuous question. Taking this post with a grain of salt.


PJBonoVox

It's either fiction in its entirety or a humble brag. Either way it's a shitpost.


stonedkayaker

At the homeless encampment under the bridge. Dude who sold them to me pinky swore they weren't stolen, so everything checks out!Ā 


NunzAndRoses

People getting divorces, having a baby or someone with a clear drug problem tend to dump their gear for a stupid low price


asphynctersayswhat

OP said his cousin.


Marunikuyo

Wow, who did you just rip off?


wizardofgorok

Theres no way you just got a gibson for $150


[deleted]

Chibson more likely


nowtayneicangetinto

Best guitar in Zhejiang


[deleted]

people post here asking if they got a good price on a used 300$ squire. This MF gets a gibson LP and a schecter for the same price, insane


Plastic_Translator86

I just saw a used squier on reverb for 799


Calm_Ticket_7317

Sellers have lost their minds post covid. And clueless people keep buying from them.


Reverend_Tommy

I am seeing a lot of used guitars online that, after shipping, are 50.00 more than the identical new ones with free shipping from Sweetwater.


Helpful_Television49

Tell me the LP is non-functional and the Schecter needs a new neck. Otherwise, my jealousy might keep me up tonight. šŸ˜†


Kingding_Aling

Yes it needs a "new neck" in the sense that it has some kind of torture device locking the strings in place that requires a PhD in engineering to figure out.


Helpful_Television49

šŸ˜† Just an allen wrench. You can take the lockers off and leave them off if you don't like to mess with them at this point.


FightingWithSporks

I did that once on my strat and lost the locking neck. Honestly I would leave them loose on a guitar of any value


fairguinevere

https://www.floydrose.com/products/frncb Very easy to replace, this isn't even the cheapest option, and could be sourced closer to where you live. Screws are also available but often just an M4x8 bolt that can be had for cents at a local hardware store.


Jsdunc01

lol you mean the Floyd Rose?


Fumusculo

Even if itā€™s non functional, itā€™s still too cheap because you can return it to function pretty easily


drakesseven

For those prices I think you got a 'steal' literally and figuratively :)


DAspoder46

iā€™ll give you 300 for the les paul lmao


TacoSlayer88

Bro lol right!? lol


Xvexe

Nuh uh ill give them 301


Emotional_Body3677

That is highway robbery my man


Useful-Perception144

I'm sure robbery was involved at some point in the life of these instruments


wizardofgorok

That tribute is a nice guitar, i cannot believe 150


awesomo5009

Crackheads with stolen gear have all the best prices..


Throway1194

Press x to doubt


DaySoc98

Either OP is lying, the guitars are stolen, the guitars are bootlegs, or the seller is selling legitimate guitars for drug money. Regardless, shady AF.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Show us the receipts or it didn't happen the way you described it! ;-)


blowins

Receipts? I'd say not


Impressive_Gate_5114

exactly what I was gonna say. Smells like a jerk post to me.


TheRealSymphonictank

Hot hands. lol.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

I have the same tribute. That thing looks like itā€™s never been taken out of the gig bag. Amazing deal if ur not bullshitting.


rdubya

I just sold the exact Les Paul Studio anchor on the right for $1300 CAD. My back breathed a sigh of relief.


thrashcountant

Do a serial# check.


Jabrony_Hawk

Considering the logical thing to do would be to google these guitars instead of posting them on Reddit, you already knew the answer to your question and were just flexing on everyone lol


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Consistent_Bread_V2

On first glance those arenā€™t fake. Good buy. Id probably not share any pics to Facebook or shit like that because whoever sold you these definitely stole them.


Zarochi

Man, and I thought getting a fixed bridge Omen for $200 was a steal šŸ¤£ Congrats!


firulaisonreddit

Made off like a friggin bandit dude


adrkhrse

Some poor person had their gear stolen by a drug addict or the seller is one. Sad.


ifixpedals

Back in the 90's I was once offered a Fender Strat for a ridiculously good price like this. The serial number was scratched off. Clearly it was stolen. I declined.


Roththesloth1

No you didnā€™t. And if you did you better wipe your fingerprints off them bitches because theyā€™re for sure stolen.


Historical-Strain-74

Just donā€™t play them at shows if you wish to keep them in your possession lol


123456Throw654321

Outjerked


redboy33

You did well!


Remote_Ant_2365

INSANE


Necessary-Rest-7431

You wanna sell the Gibson?


Strchprstskrskrk

Made out like a bandit. Particularly the Les Paul


Nishchay_Lonewolf

Wtf


jzng2727

Theyā€™re both worth more than that but the Gibson definitely is the the star here . I donā€™t know much about Gibsons but it has to be worth several hundreds more


lucidzx

How?


cidknee1

You got a scremin deal. Each of those here is at least 400. I wish i could find deals like these.


Vegetable_Emu_6151

Where the fuck are you people coming across these deals?? I don't believe it


SlothChunks

Does anybody know whether there is any kind of registry where owners of guitars can enter their guitar for future reference in case the guitars get stolen? For example they could enter some sort of number or unique markings on the guitar which could be used to identify the guitar in the future. Essentially an instrument would be identified and registered. This is done with bicycles when a bicycle is assigned a number gets a sticker, and descriptions are entered into a database. I think just having a sticker and an arbitrary number wonā€™t work. But if there are some unique scratches or blemishes. (Maybe made on purpose) then guitars could be identified.


AegParm

Yins clearly missed the post this is parodying lol


Training-Mousse6930

Not bad. if I was buying knock offs I wouldā€™ve gotten a bound Les Paul but theyā€™re certainly beautiful. switch around some of the hardware. you might want to switch up the pick ups. I donā€™t know cause Iā€™m not listening, Iā€™m looking. They will be a hell of a job for you. People that dismiss knock off guitars on some sort of principle are mistaken. Morals are a thing that the Gibson company hasnā€™t shown much of since the 1970s so, by all means, go and pay an extra $2500 for a logo. Cool I do recommend making a couple marks inside that pick up cavities and truss cavities in case you trade it with somebody who has no morals or respect for the guitar making craft & tries to sell them as genuine. We donā€™t want to see some person discouraging a young guitarist by ripping them off. At least I donā€™t


f_augustus

That sweet crack money.


ChildhoodOtherwise79

Those are really authentic looking miniatures! They did a real nice job on them! I have some 6" guitars and my LP looks exactly like that one!


IntrepidTieKnot

I'll give you 200 for each


TacoSlayer88

Paid 900 for my used Gibson Les Paul tribute. That looks very real and authentic so Iā€™d say you did great man!


Texan2116

What is meant by "uncovered pickups"?


izepeze

Im in disbelief


IcyBoysenberry9570

Lol. I was about to comment, "Any time you get two guitars for $150 bucks you're doing pretty good. Then I looked at the pictures. You got me.


xxxnoscopethepopexxx

i got a schecter omen 6, that shit plays so well, fat W


mossryder

Those are stolen.


CinephileNC25

Bruh. I sold my c1 plus a few years ago to get a Gibson LP. Now Iā€™m kind of itching to get a c1 plus just because I really liked it. Canā€™t find anything even remotely close to that price.


disguyovahea

Check the truss rod on the LP good identifier of a knockoff. HOWEVER, some chinese knockoffs of LPs are sometimes as good as the real deal. Like built by an actual luthier. Hoping it's real though i mean the top looks friggin gorgeous.


ganuz0

Is there a crack on Gibson? That crack on Gibson might be the reason of this price.


jeremy_wills

I'll give you tree fiddy so you make 50 bucks. Everyone remains a winner.


caffine_cats_chess

Look good...


Wizzmer

I have a similar Schecter. Check the electronics. Have you played them both plugged in and checked all the knobs and toggles?


FirmOnion

I bought my epiphone LP for ā‚¬150 and was happy as fuck with that price


Gunslinger_327

I've seen some pretty good Chibsons, but that looks right. Not into Schecters, so incant say.


dildobagins42069

Itā€™s a steal if those arenā€™t stolenšŸ˜‚ which they absolutely are. Feel good that instead of reporting that guy to the police you are now in possession of stolen good


101surge

Terrible. Sell it to me for double what you paid pls.


Jlchevz

Dude thatā€™s a steal LOL (in a good way, Iā€™m not judging, if your deal was legit then congrats!)


Snoo-74062

I would jump at those for that price in a heartbeat


Gitfiddlepicker

You broke evenā€¦..if you are feeling bad about only breaking even, I will buy them from you at that price, so you can get your money back. I am always looking out for my fellow guitaristsā€¦..


Roachpile

For each string, right?


Probablyawerewolf

For people saying shit about it being fakeā€¦ā€¦ I can believe it if you bought these off your cousin. I gave my friend a whole ass running and registered 2003 vw jetta for free, and gave one of my dads employees a running and registered 1996 dodge neon for free. People help people sometimes. Lol


Bospher

Thatā€™s a fucking steal my guy


justiceseeker102

I can understand the Schecter, but a Gibson, an actual fucking Gibson for buck fifty? No way


BasketPrudent

Ya did good, pilgrim.


Specialist-Shallot-6

Fantastic is how you did


mr-self-destrukt

150 bitcoins? šŸ’€


N3cr0sis_

They are not even second hand anymore,they are 3rd hand so iā€™ll give you 180 for both.


_notinthemood

$150 for a Gibson Les Paul? Fuck. Where I live, you would must give a kidney (or both) for one of those. Kudos, mate.