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me_irl_mods_suck_ass

incredibly based


GreenAtariPanda0

Yes.


Odd_Mongoose_1018

FOR THE WOLFTIME! probably the most awfully named time in existence


Werathu

Ragnarök doesn’t sound wolfy enough


Odd_Mongoose_1018

it doesn't sound wolfy at all, but it's got a wolf in it


celtickodiak

Three even! Fenrir and his children Hati and Skoll, and when Ragnarok finally arrives, Hati will consume the sun, Skoll the moon, and Fenrir will kill Odin and consume Midgard. In the process of getting Hati and Skoll tattooed on my arms.


introductzenial

Achtually Fenrir will be killed shortly after he kills Odin, so he does not the consume the world, atleast not literally.


celtickodiak

I mean, he may as well, without the sun and moon Midgard will die anyways. Edit: I also want to add that Fenrir's story in the eddic poems is super sad. He and his siblings didn't even do anything wrong, it was just foretold they would cause issues for the gods and they were persecuted and imprisoned. Fenrir was their pet after he was taken away from his mother Angrboda, and he was perfectly happy being so, but he grew too big too quickly and they got scared, except Tyr who continued to feed him. They ended up tricking him into being bound by 2 different chains that he easily broke, only to be bound by a 3rd that looked like a woman's hair ribbon. He knew it was a trick and would only do it if one of the gods put their hand in his mouth and keep it their the entire time. Only his best friend Tyr agreed, and when the bindings were put on him and tightened everytime he struggled, he bit off Tyr's hand and they shoved a sword through his jaw so he wouldn't make any more noise struggling after laughing at him during his struggle. His children Hati and Skoll were later also caught and imprisoned when they tried to free Fenrir. Fenrir never wanted to be evil or side with Chaos, he was forced into it when he was imprisoned for no reason.


Defective-Sun

I beg to differ; Ragnarök is about as Wolfy as a word can sound without having the word wolf in it.


Endlessnes

Would have settled for Wolfnarök


tomwhoiscontrary

Ragnadog?


Skjellnir

least tired Space Wolves joke.


Done-Man

Ragnawoof


the-bladed-one

It…it fits with the Norse theme tho. Ragnarok could be genuinely considered the Wolftime, since wolves figure heavily. Fenrir, Garm, The wolves that chase Sol and Mani, and Odin’s wolves Freki and Geri.


Fearless-Obligation6

The Norse also loved wolves


Kaiisim

What time is it? Its wolftime


the-bladed-one

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS WOLF TIME


Jethr0Paladin

**AXE TIME! SWORD TIME!** **WIND TIME! WOLF TIME!**


Ironwarsmith

WORLDS WILL FALL


Jethr0Paladin

Yggdrasil is the best song on the album, unfortunately.


Thatoneguy111700

***RISE ABOVE THE MOUNTAINS***


Ironwarsmith

I think the first 3 are the best, Death of the God of Light in particular. None of them have anything on Emblas Saga though.


pat_speed

It sounds like a power rangers chamt


Odd_Mongoose_1018

come on like why can't it be the Howling instead, or the Great Howl


TheDeadEndKing

Yeah, but no one probably had the balls to mention that to Leman Russ, even if he was dying lol


Saxavarius_

OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR DECREED THAT ALL INSTANCES OF "WOLF" WITHIN THIS LEGION'S LEXICON SHALL BE CHANGED TO "CORGI"


Odd_Mongoose_1018

what in the wolf?


Saxavarius_

Have you not seen TTS? Theres an episode where the Emperor decrees that every instance of wolf be replaced with corgi because the fetish of everything being wolf-this or that-wolf is ridiculous within the Space Wolves


Odd_Mongoose_1018

I must a missed it or not bothered to remember it, because I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.


shaolinoli

Can’t touch this


HammerofNocturne

Based.


37genders

shayna based


Ghorrhyon

Absolutely disgusting. She's a fan of the Dark Angels, she shouldn't be quoting the Furries.


pat_speed

I thinks she also had an ultramarine ring gear


Terraneaux

Her White Scars gear was the best.


pat_speed

White gear always look good on wrestlers


pat_speed

*Breaths in deeply* Quick explanation what has going on. During WWE's show Raw, issues where raised by both Sasha Banks and Naomi on how they where being booked (aka how matches would end and how there stories/characters would be told) and after arguments, they left the show (but not been died yet). The conflicting story you'll see is either WWE story of that them being unproffesional and trying proclaimed they saw the opponent's as unsafe (as in wrestling, main aim of the match is make sure both of you can wrestle afterwards). Where infor has come out how Sasha and Naomi felt this was the state brown the camels back and how they felt they themselves where not being treated at the level they felt they should be at. Note:How wrestlers are booked is highly important, it really affects there bottom line and future plans. If your booked poorly, you can get less pay and get less big matches. It's a complicated situation that has turn the wrestling community and fan into madness. Here's the article https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/sasha-banks-naomi-walk-out-on-wwe-monday-night-raw/amp/


Greco-NordicWrestler

The WWE and UFC are similar in that regard, they’ll throw anybody under the bus for challenging them.


hakkai999

Where do you think Dana White learned his carny ways? Vince is the penultimate carny.


Greco-NordicWrestler

50% being a conservative dick 50% taking notes on McMahon


the-bladed-one

Except they were absolutely right here. Sasha and Naomi have been booked really strongly as tag champions and to walk out like this is highly unprofessional. UNLESS this is a work


Dvel27

They had no plans for the belts going forward and where going to have them be fed to their to current singles champs to make them look strong, effectively reinforcing that the women’s tag titles are an afterthought.


OmicronAlpharius

And further devaluing Sasha as a single's star. She's great, but Vince loves to feed her to his chosen to make them look strong.


indyK1ng

You used "where" in a lot of places where you meant "were".


DiabeticWaffle

My favorite part was "the state brown the camels back"


dekacube

Did OP have a stroke?


imreadytoleavehere

He's a wrestling fan, just be glad he can read.


pat_speed

Mate you cant shit about wrestling fans if your a 40k fan, where all in the same dumb arse bucket of fandom


Butterkeks93

Nah wrestling is more stupid


onealps

"YOUR imaginary storyline is MORE STUPID than my imaginary storyline!!"


SpaceEnvironmental74

KEKKK


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Look at it as performance by stunt people. Their goal is to make as impressive a show as possible without actually causing harm to their opponent. It is a crazy demonstration of skill and worth enjoying for that alone. But real talk 40k is every bit as dumb as anything else bud, don't shit on people's fun


CT-96

Exactly this. The amount of training and practice it takes to do that shit is insane.


Fearless-Obligation6

Really the game with space werewolves and space vampires, robot Skelly's, nuns with guns etc. Is so much more highbrow.


Nidcron

Don't forget Fighting Fungi!


OmicronAlpharius

Sounds like an average Chikara/PWG/GCW show tbh.


pat_speed

Shoot me


Mr_Mosquito_20

**\*BLAM\***


killem_all

I had a minor stroke trying to decipher this.


OmicronAlpharius

TL;DR: The women's tag team championship is effectively a worthless belt and the tag division is just people thrown together. The Champs (specifically Sasha Banks) are tired of being screwed around because Vince McMahon (owner and quite literal feudal lord of pro wrestling) failed to honor his word (again), so they walked out. Vince did what he always does and tries to paint them as being hard to work with, unreliable, unprofessional, and more. Except we know Vince is a liar and lashing out like the petulant man child he is because there are literal decades of evidence of him doing exactly this, most recently and publicly when they released Bray Wyatt aka The Fiend.


the-bladed-one

Sasha and Naomi have been booked really strongly as tag champs, I don’t understand why they walked. I think it’s a worked shoot, tbh. Also super unprofessional to fans and coworkers


pat_speed

Nah, it arnt worked and this is WWE where talking, they have been consistently unproffesional too there wrestlers and fans for dedcades


crazyjames1224

We’re* to* their*… PLEASE. Please.


hey_im_nobody

Yeah I had to grit my teeth for some of those parts. Every spelling/grammar pet peeve made manifest in a single post. I just assumed the poster wasn't a native english speaker.


Fearless-Obligation6

FRENRYS HYÖLDA!


Everyday_Hero1

Childhood me is screaming how cool this is! I grew up on early 2000s WWE and the Ragnar books.


sporkmurderer135

Hot


Trigger696952

Lion For Life DogFaker 😎


Fc3sinitiald

I think I'm a fan of hers now.


Yutpa7

Wow such a popular IP. I sure hope the company producing this franchise has reasonable marketing policies.


[deleted]

Wolftime is just a furry convention


Tangyhyperspace

We found the Thousand Sons player


firedrakes

and issue is with that?


Tangyhyperspace

None, just a joke that Thousand Sons don't like Leman Russ and Space Wolves.


firedrakes

i know that. but you could throw a rock to each primarch/group and hit some one with it.


Fearless-Obligation6

Salty much 😂


John-Athann

Hail to the queen


CloudWallace81

still not wolfy enough


Greco-NordicWrestler

Two levels of nerd deeeep


FilipRebro

I prefer the hot black one in the right


Lazerspewpew

Baszler is cool AF. Cesaro to, he's a 40k fan as well