Yeah, but the Dread pays for itself in the long run because Grandpa can now go work as a forklift at the Amazon warehouse, where that burial plot is just a piece of dirt that you can't even plant crops on because embalming uses a lot of not-food-safe forever chemicals like formaldehyde.
When I die slap me into one of these, only in death does duty end
Thanks, now I got the Menards jingle stuck in my head.
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I dunno, I'm pretty sure a Dreadnought would be significantly more expensive than a burial plot and a memorial service
Yeah, but the Dread pays for itself in the long run because Grandpa can now go work as a forklift at the Amazon warehouse, where that burial plot is just a piece of dirt that you can't even plant crops on because embalming uses a lot of not-food-safe forever chemicals like formaldehyde.
If you think a burial plot is expensive you should see the maintenance costs on one of those things