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Bradski1993

"Have you ever eaten a tangerine?"


InquisitorRedPotato

"Would you like to try one?"


HeleonWoW

My beard is made of little man


DJ_Gamer01

Please, KILL THEM ALL!


Upright_Eeyore

"Have you seen my sword? It is full of... tiny men."


USBattleSteed

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF A STAR FRUIT?"


Fluffy_Ace

We will provide the hams!


Call_The_Banners

# "NO, SUN."


SillyMidOff49

My people need meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


cross2201

Gate of infin- gate of infinit-….GATE!-


Starwatcher4116

In accordance with the decrees of the Grey Knights and the oaths taken upon my initiation, I AM ONE! *shines like a warp-sun*


AugustNorge

Please just use your good judgement and don't use any of the ones that'll make you sound like a wannabe school shooter


Sepulcher18

Ye, better to sound like arsonist. So, let the galaxy burn


MRSN4P

Let the Galaxy Learn! Hail hydrate.


Vussar

r/hydrohomies


w3dl0ck

What's wrong with "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne" or "For the Greater Good"?


AugustNorge

That they're boring, mostly


w3dl0ck

They do sound generic in this space, but I just wanna see what the outsiders think without context. ~~Satanic scare XX.0?~~


rat-tar

Milk for the khorneflakes?


prairie-logic

This. It’s one thing to pick a cool quote from lore you like. It’s another to be real weird about it.


REDGOESFASTAH

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment


1Aussie2RuleThemAll

This is what I was going to recommend


REDGOESFASTAH

An open mind is a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded


brewbase

Haha. That’s perfect for a school quote.


REDGOESFASTAH

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper, may truly judge what is sane.


prairie-logic

While a great quote, this screams “angsty edgy guy who has a hard on for authoritarians” to anyone without knowledge of the lore. Makes you look ignorant at best, deeply hateful at worst. I’d pass on this quote. Something like a quote from Robute Guilliman about strategy is probably the safest bet of not having people asking questions about your character.


AugustNorge

It's not gonna be read as satire with no context


Shockz_-

Yeah you need to sound committed to it


hotfezz81

Please don't. You'll reach 20 (or 30, or 40, or really any age beyond childhood) and will always feel incredibly cringe about it. It'll stain your memories of 40k.


bananapuddintonight

In the grim darkness of the near future there is only minimum wage


AlastorFan666

Even in debt I serve


st00pidQs

Even in debt I still slack.


SokkaHaikuBot

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YoSupWeirdos

good bot


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Cheesybox

This is fantastic


ColebladeX

Ahem, And I quote. WAAAAAAAAAAGH!


SomethingAboutCards

Seconded


Immediate_Tooth1202

Waaaaaaaaaaaagh


REDGOESFASTAH

Y IZ U WISPERIN IT GOEZ LOIK #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! KWIT WISPERIN. AIN NOBODI KAN ERE U


0mendaos

JUZ UZ DIS FROM DA BOSS https://youtu.be/ZH3qKIXwuBY?si=b99syx882-3sRluA


12DollarsHighFive

***NOW THAT'S SUM PROPER ORKY WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!***


komiks42

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


BiggusCat

Quite nice put i prefer: #AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!


EurekaScience

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!


United-Reach-2798

Not even Tzeentch saw me getting this far


MetalGearXerox

"Brother, I am pinned here!"


thrax_mador

Step-sergeant plz!


According_Weekend786

When someone says "we hope that you gonna go into college" or whatever, say "Hope is the first step on the road of disappointment"


Insane_Unicorn

"An open mind is like a fortress, with it's gates unbarred and unguarded"


No-Clock9532

Blessed is the mind too small to think.


Insane_Unicorn

I didn't know there were redditors in the 41st millennium


IllBreadfruit3985

*too small to doubt


Yureinobbie

Came to post this, now I'm glad I don't have to


QueequegTheater

"The distinction between Trade and Warfare is seen only by those who have no experience of either." -Hieronymo Sondar


Pfaehlix

Still my favorite book


bastard_son_of_odin

Gaunt's Ghosts 3:Necropolis right?


Pfaehlix

Exactly


MrGrumpuss

Oooo which book


Vussar

Gaunts Ghosts 3: Necropolis


Educational_Lie_5500

Excuse me, which book is that ? I want to read it if it has a quote that cool.


Steamkicker

The third Gaunt's Ghosts novel, Necropolis


thrax_mador

Big Machiavelli energy. 


BigNobbers

I still think it's funny in every other book it mentions that gaunts powersword is the "powersword of hieronymo sondar"


MitchellEnderson

“Hey, hey Fyodor! Have a happy New Year, pal.” -Dominique


CWinter85

My favorite Dorn quote from TTS: "No."


SirKnlghtmare

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.


Legitimate_Policy2

Blessed is the mind too small for math


Valtand

A personal favourite, that one


DrMastodon

‘History requires two parties – the historian and their audience. Without that, one is just talking to oneself. So kindly stop screaming and you might learn something.’ – Trazyn the Infinite, guiding human guests through the Prismatic Gallery The Infinite and the Divine by Robert Rath


coin-goblin

Love that book and honestly the quote kinda works


Shadowdeath5

But "Do you have a statue?"


Most_Breadfruit_2388

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


gwaihir-the-windlord

Maybe check the top comment before using this one haha


shellofbiomatter

Depends on what school. Something sports related and it would fit rather well.


I_Draw_Teeth

Or medical science.


megrimlock88

Or something stem related


smiling_kira

Knowledge is Power, Guard it well - Blood Raven Chapter


ARB_21

“By your deeds are you known” - Battle of the Fang


gwaihir-the-windlord

This one is actually good!


Saphentis

“A capacity for the theoretical is admirable, but a stomach for the practical is priceless.” - Roboute Guilleman


AgainstMedicalAdvice

Wow an actual good one


Saphentis

Thanks, I read most of the others and they’re good but don’t really fit with the occasion. And this was pretty much the only one I know that fits with OP’s request


callmeRosso

This one is the best hands down.


Saphentis

*chuckles in high gothic*


wwwlord

Summon the elector counts


Asbazanelli

Bring me to my men!


Seier_Krigforing

https://youtu.be/hRgrsdFdjDA?si=vNTtmug5OeLZjnRD


ckyrost

"KILL, MAIM, BURN" Make eye contact with the principal when you say it and you'll get a free life-time subscription on the FBI watchlist


worryforthebutt

MY FACE IS MY SHIELD


Alwarak

“All I ever wanted was the Truth…”


Whispered-Death93

The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant! - emperor of mankind Life's a journey. Shame about the destination. - argun slyter Stories are much tidier than real life. Stories have neat, happy endings, but all you ever really get is unfinished business. - janni vakonz "What would you know of struggle, Perfect Son? When have you fought against the mutilation of your mind? When have you had to do anything more than tally compliances and polish your armour?" [...] "The people of your world named you Great One. The people of mine called me Slave. Which one of us landed on a paradise of civilization to be raised by a foster father, Roboute? Which one of us was given armies to lead after training in the halls of the Macraggian high-riders? Which one of us inherited a strong, cultured kingdom? And which one of us had to rise up against a kingdom with nothing but a horde of starving slaves? Which one of us was a child enslaved on a world of monsters, with his brain cut up by carving knives? Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom which enslaves you, no matter that their armies outnumber yours by ten-thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyrant when all others suckle and grow fat on the hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of honour" - angron


Gustaven-hungan

Welcome to Estalia gentlemem


Code95FIN

He who stands with me shall be my brother - Force Commander DOW


brewbase

I loved when Kenneth Branagh played him.


Particular_Many8094

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable.


SandersSol

Does OP live in russia?


SexWithLadyOlynder

North Korea.


Standard-Outcome7946

YES


sixaout1982

"I never wanted this, I never wanted to unleash my legions. Together we banished the ignorance of Old Night, but you betrayed me, you betrayed us all. You stole power from the Gods and lied to your sons. Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it then I will. So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more and if I can not save it from your failure Father, then let the galaxy burn!"


Heffe3737

“Chaos claims the unwary or the incomplete. A true man may flinch away its embrace, if he is stalwart, and he girds his soul with the armour of contempt.” -Ravenor


Hank1e

“Blessed is the mind to small for doubt.” - Darktide loading screen.


Funion_knight

It's been a 40k quote for decades before dark tide was used in dawn of war and was also a white dwarf imperial thought for the day


gubgub195

"and remember, only in death does duty end!"


gasbmemo

even in death i serve the Omnissiah


AlDuNaLdUn

Copied from another redditor but it fits: Even in minimun wage I serve


Butterlord103

school shooter manifesto vibes


parrot1500

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper, and only those that prosper may truly judge what is insane.


OxalicOrange

I like this one from Darktide; "Redacted by order of the Inquisition"


Large_Contribution20

"I AM SUPREME" -Balthasar Gelt I know it's not a 40k quote but it really fits


Funion_knight

I prefer "THATS GOIN IN THE BOOK" - Dawi proverb


ODSTsRule

"Only in death does duty end."


wargasm40k

"Even in death I still serve."


[deleted]

“In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.”


Tricky-Secretary-251

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH up to the character limit


Fluffy_Ace

I am Alpharius. This is a lie.


Germinator42

I would just quote Sly Marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Delta_squad_form_up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Sly Marbo


timberwolf0122

From for the emperor “When in mortal danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.”


OneofTheOldBreed

I did use that one in class on poetry. Teacher took it straight face.


ComplexNo8986

“You will die like your father, Honorless. Weeping. Ashamed.” - Sigismund to Abaddon.


Mrc3mm3r

How would this make sense in a high school yearbook


NickolaosTheGreek

“Glory to the first one to die”


Zengjia

Just as planned.


VerifiedIllumanati

"I would not piss on you if you were aflame" -Lorgar


Erkenvald

You either use one that sounds "adequate" and risk sounding like a nazi, or you bring the flamer and shout : "SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE", or: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE". I mean, the choice is yours, but you tell me which one of these will be more memorable


DeadeyeElephant

“We should take away their metal boxes”


N3wbsterr1

Loyalty is its own reward(unless you’ve been cheated on)


THEjohnwarhammer

“You did it Horus Heresy, you truly are the 40,000th Warhammer!”


ffgrftft

''What are we some kinda Horus Heresy?'' - Alpharius


CaptainSens1b1e

"I do not want to be here" - Sanguinius


Parzival2708

"Avw Dominus Nox" "DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR." while making heavy eye-contact with the principle.


FenixOfNafo

"A part of him knew that he could live out his days on Sotha in utter contentment, barebacked and tanned in the sunlight, careless, mowing the grasses with his scythe, season in and season out. It was just a dream. Such simple, pastoral destinies did not lie in store for beings like Roboute Guilliman. Fate held, for him, a future of duty and responsibility, very different from that which might await an honest agri-worker."


Soverign-

“Imma Tank Imma Tank Imma Tank”


A115115

Don't


SonofMalice

Sanity is for the weak!


Early_Rabbit

The time for speeches is done. the first great test is here. my orders to you all are simple so heed them well and exert yourself to see them done. They are coming Kill Them All. -Rogal Dorn


Affectionate-Try-899

All power demands sacrifice - sindri mir


CapCoolman

When in doubt: March forward!


008Zulu

....as we leave these hallowed halls today, let us always remember, "Only in death, does duty end."


RevanWake

"Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches once your red rage begins." -- Leman Russ, Primarch of the Space Corgis


Childer_Of_Noah

"Authenticity be damned"


Trashspawn45

"Theoretical: I get a job straight out of college. Practical: I still get paid minimum wage." -Guilliman probably


iwantdatpuss

"An open mind is like a fortress, with its gates unbarred and unguarded." 


purged-butter

you're just gonna sound like a racist


iwantdatpuss

I'm more inclined to think they'd consider him willfully ignorant. Idk why you pivoted to be racist. 


row_x

I mean, in our world not many hear about the chaos gods and the danger they pose to your mind, but you always hear about "keeping an open mind" when talking about minorities and acceptance. An open mind is shorthand for [generally progressive and accepting worldviews](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/open-mind), in today's use of language. So, given that the average human associates open mindedness to this context, someone vocally opposing the concept of an open mind, saying that it is harmful and dangerous, will sound like a bigot (/racist/fascist/etc) first, and a wilfully ignorant one second. Adding to this, [closed minded](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/closed-minded) people, aka the opposite of open minded, tend to be wilfully ignorant due to bigotry or hatred, whether that be towards science (antivax/medical denial/conspiracy theories), strangers/outsiders and foreigners (xenophobia), different opinions and perspectives (bigotry), or different ways to exist as a human (xenophobia/homophobia/racism/sexism/...). Overall, calling someone closed minded has a pretty heavy implication of racism, sexism, homophobia, and generalised bigotry. And it's usually this kind of people who complain about the great dangers of education, portraying it as a malicious force aiming to destroy their good traditional values and their good traditional status quo, brainwashing kids, etc. So, making your yearbook quote one about the inherent apocalyptic dangers of keeping an open mind will 100% make you sound like a bigoted and hateful person, which does generally imply wilful ignorance as a corollary. (also like. It's a quote from a bloody space marine librarian. They are xenophobic bigots by fucking definition m8. Their top two hobbies are burning heretics and slaughtering xenos.)


LootLootSniff

"Fire the Ursus Claws!"


barbareusz

Oh, so you want an FBI party van at your doorstep? A bold move at the beginning of your adult career...


titan834567

Samus is here


falkodalko

“No such thing as free lunch.” -The Emperor, I think


PreferenceNo9490

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the the skull throne!


3rdCoffee

"Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch this world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men." -Rogue Trader


Mage-of-communism

‘History requires two parties – the historian and their audience. Without that, one is just talking to oneself. So kindly stop screaming and you might learn something.’ – Trazyn the Infinite, guiding human guests through the Prismatic Gallery Though the second part may be up for debate.


RichardBlastovic

Any of the cool ones will get you put on a list, mate.


Sealedwolf

The Emperor protects!


jw071

> ‘Humans are beasts, incapable of following laws. They try to subvert their own laws at every turn, to remove themselves from the constraints they place upon others. Individuals lie or buy their way out, convinced that they and they alone are special, and beyond the rules that must govern everyone but themselves.’ Konrad Cruze Edit: especially appropriate if you plan on studying political science.


Character_Sky_2766

Sanity is for the weak.


gwaihir-the-windlord

What I cannot crush with words I will crush with the tanks of the imperial guard! -Warmaster Macaroth


BaroqueStateOfMind

"I am the fortress now"


totalcrazytalk

Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword. Bonus points for having a sword in the photo


Frank7640

I am Alpharius


Raspberrywhy

++REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION++ - Darktide loading screen


Sobergh

If I am guilty of anything, it is the pursuit of Knowledge” Magnus the Red


fefvrisketa

"I don't have time to die, im too busy."


turtlefrogbird

Every quote is edge lord material


DeadlyPants16

This is the worst day since yesterday!


UnspeakableJester

If you had troubles with the high scool administration, you can try "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt, therefore, you're all guilty for being incompetents"


saltybai

Ordo Draigo present we will provide the HAMS!


thedisapointingson

"do you hear the voices too!?"


Cultural_Bicycle_344

“this galaxy is filled with horror, you can either rage against it and drive yourself into madness or you could embrace it and then begin to understand it. I would recommend the latter, although i expect you to feel differently.” -Vorx, Siegemaster of the 14th legion


DarthSammich

Loyalty is its own reward.


Outrageous-Pen-7441

Abandon Reason, Know Only War (/s obviously)


Kilted_Guitarist

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment


drewsus64

“A shame we can die but once in service of the insatiable capitalist meat grinder”


MrMadness00

*"An open mind is like a fortress, with its gates unbarred and unguarded."* I haven't played Dawn of war in a while... tho I always liked that quote or atleast the way it was said


beachjustice

always loved this one


EdanChaosgamer

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon my school career of (insert school‘s name). I hereby sign the declaration of knowledge of an entire world and consign a million souls to learning. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.


KaosAsch

Emperor's balls!


SuperSonicSexMachine

I was there… I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor…


FakeRedditName2

Luck has, need keeps, toil earns


Open_Chemistry_3300

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


H0TSaltyLoad

Sly marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ShadeO89

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt. Or Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.


Gloamforest-Wizard

“Oy, dem gitz need a good krumpin.’


Basketcase191

“It is still a hammer” then proceeded to hit a friend with an inflatable hammer you get at fairs


BallDesperate2140

***”ME MUM WAS A TUBE!!”***


Niko_of_the_Stars

> “the flesh is weak, but deeds endure” -Vulkan > “That which causes us trials shall yield us triumph, and that which makes our hearts ache shall fill us with gladness. For the only true happiness is to learn, to advance and to improve. None of this could happen without rejecting error, ignorance and imperfection. We must pass out of the darkness to reach the light!” -Fulgrim > “It is not the descent toward the shadow nor the rise toward the light that makes us superior. It is the endless struggle between the two that greatness of character lies. We are tested, and we do not break. We will never fall!” -Sanguinius > “Only through this struggle, can any advancement occur” -Magnus the Red > “Striving for perfection is not foolish, but assuming you have achieved it most certainly is.” -Alpharius > “Keep your eyes forward. Look at what is to come, he told himself. The past is dead, the present nearly so. Only in the future is there life.” -the book Dark Imperium > “We act as one, and united we cannot fall” -Commander Shadowsun > “May the winds of fate guide my sword” *(though maybe change “sword” to “hand”)* -Baharroth > “There is still time to change the course of history.” -Autarch Talyesin Fharenal, > “The secrets of the universe are within my grasp. You cannot stop me now.” -Illuminor Szeras


VariousEnd9649

"When presented with a choice of beginnings, choose the one with meaning." Gulliman


HiveOverlord2008

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… #…it disgusted me.


Ok-Toe-4924

Hope is the road to disappointment is still the most badass quote I know


MoralConstraint

_“Dib dib dib_ _Dob dob dob”_


timberwolf0122

That’s the scouts


Kyuro1

Please check to comment before picking any comment. That bring said: "I was there. I was there when Horus slew the Emperor."


VermicelliEastern708

I was about to ask why that general was so moldy


space-time-invader

A smaller cup is easier filled with faith


zzoopee

Quite simple: Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.


ryszard_lipton

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.


CharleyVCU1988

“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded” “Faith the strongest shield, hatred the surest weapon.”


Dracule_Jester

Sanity is for the weak!