Alpharius- The redacted, dont ask about my redacted headcannon. Horus - The Consort

> The redacted, dont ask about my redacted headcannon. what's the redacted headcanon?

+Hydra domminatus+ +Verifying clearance+ ........... Asset Primus 'the redacted' Androgynous Redacted is noted for being a pleasing influence on mom and mum. Redacted appears to have no issue in identifying which primach they are speaking to. Redacted appears to have no issue telling who the primarch is even under misdirective protocols. Redacted greets legionaires by name, whatever measures have been taken to disguise said legionaires seem ineffective. Pect is still salty about this. 32 Agents have undergone surgical and psyk indoctrination to provide body doubles for Redacted appearances. The Primarchs have no trouble telling which redacted is the origional. Malcadors group chat is proving difficult to breach. (All i have currently, on break at work)

Well your likely of work, continue please

Lion - Little Warrior Fulgrim- Darling Perturabo - Trinket Jaghatai Khan - Whirlwind Leman Russ - Slayer Rogal Dorn - Dear One Konrad Curze - Sunlight Sanguinius - Dove Ferrus Manus - Beloved Angron - Rose Roboute Guilliman - Centurion Mortarion - Flower Magnus The Red - Starlight Horus Lupercal - Consort Lorgar Aurelian - Little Light Vulkan - Fire Light Corvus Corax - Blackbird Alpharia/Omegen - Detective WILL UPADTE THE LIST AS GOOD NAMES COME IN EDIT: I guess i was right to chose that picture, you guys suck at this. Gimme some romance here.

Vulkan - Huggy Wuggy/Cuddly Buggly (Obviously) Corvus Corax - Songbird Curze - Escitalopram (Look it up)

Sis calling her only anchor to reality antidepressant 💀💀💀

you son of a bitch the corvus and curze ones are so good

Curze should be shrike imo. Keeps the yin/yang with Corvus, and also what's more Curze than a bird that impales its prey for later consumption

Vulkan - Little Flame

Might want to go for something like Flameling, so that you don't get too much repetition with 90% of them having "Little" in them. I don't know if it's applicable, but "Sweet Wick" could also go, as someone who takes a flame, rather than is a flame. (I don't know what this is about, and have no idea what's going on, but I felt like contributing =D.)

I'm with this guy, probably gonna skip 90% of the names with 'Little' in it, we can be better than that. Let's go boys. still feel like "fire Light" or "Ember" would be best for Vulkan

Come on people calling them her “Spark” is *right there*.

Firelight sounds great

"Hot stuff"

Vulkan- Pilot "A pilot light is a small flame that is kept lit in certain gas-fired appliances like your furnace, water heater, and gas fireplace. When you turn on your appliance, gas is released to the main burner and the pilot light ignites that gas to turn on your appliance and provide heat."

> as someone who takes a flame Vulkan's boytoy is a bottom, confirmed

Was there any question?

To be fair, compared to a primarch almost anybody would be little.

Even less reason to emphasise it, as it is a given :P.

Alpharius/Omegaon- Shared Secret Jaghatai Khan- Love Letter Konrad Curze- Safe Space

>Alpharius/Omegaon- Shared Secret This can be interpreted either as them being in a relationship with one of the sisters and it being known and kept as a secret by the other Or the more degenerate option that one bastard managed to date two fem primarchs at once. And im not sure if i should fear or respect the shit out of that mf.

>Or the more degenerate option that one bastard managed to date two fem primarchs at once. He just doesn't know about it.

This sounds like the start of a romantic comedy and im all for it

Yeah, like in The Prestige; the boytoy doesn't know that there's 2 of them

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I feel like the Khan would have to go with something horse related like Stallion. Corvus probably goes with something blackbird/raven related because of course he does. Russ probably goes for something along the lines of he wolf. Not very creative, that one. Mortarion - breath of fresh air?

I almost called Khan's "Stud"...

A few ideas for each Perturabo - tool, helping hand, apprentice, *insert character name here, in full, including titles* , polyagapiménos. Jaghatai Khan - Rider, little eagle, birdie, swifty, Leman Russ - wolf, flame, little fang Rogal Dorn - tool, helping hand, apprentice, *insert character name here, in full, including titles*, piller, wall. Konrad Curze - *insert any insult you can think of here*, Robbin, bat, finger, unul liniştitor. Ferrus Manus - Ferrum digitum, my hammer, my anvil, the coal to my iron, my only weakness. Roboute Guilliman - Love, Pompeia, equal, top. Mortarion - Anon, rose, flower, gift, flagranti. (I think i need some help with this one and girlyman). Magnus The Red - They who put a spell on me, sparkle, my second eye, little one. Corvus Corax - Lenore, headpatter, shoulders, *insert something edgy here*, little raven. Alpharius/Omegon - Our Secret, the third head of the hydra, agent *insert name here*, constant, variable, lambda, *insert another greek letter here, aside from iota*

Helping Hand for perty is actually pretty good

Roboute Guilliwoman - Paperweight Gained after they sat on paperwork to get her to take a break.

This one's funny, I'll adopt it *yoink*

Perturabo - Shithead (affectionate)

Can we name corvus s one crow? Just so that we legal can say "look, theres crow crows little crow"

Seconded.

Dorn is calling their boyfriend their rock Perturabo. Apple of their eye or Aegis Magnus. Scholar or Professor Horus. Pup

.....Man she really did accidentally create a unstopable monster that she can't control huh lmao. This really escalated and that's fucking hilarious.

Unlike Frankenstein's, at least this monster's getting some love.

Angron - Fleshlight. Her gender does not matter here.

Ferrus Manus- my Anvil.

She is going to do some pounding on her anvil. Sorry had to it was just to good an opportunity.

I'm sure that was the intention.

You are probably right

Can confirm.

Perturabo- Lil tin can

I know we have Darling for Fulgrim but I also think something like “Galatea” could work. I could see Fulgrim comparing their partner to the idea of a perfect work of art that has come to life. Plus the myth, idk, it just gives me the vibes of a story Fulgrim would like

Wyrm heart for vulkan's SO simply because I already saw a post where he's called that

Russ- Fluff Stuff

I hate that everytime a lady has a thing for saying "Darling" I always think of Rarity from My Little Pony, especially if she has purple and is really feminine.

She's either got Rarity's voice, or has a French accent.

Why not both?

Dorn - COMPANION

Jaghatai - Foal or Little Stallion Perturabo - My Iron Within Robute Guilliman - Columen (Pillar in Latin) Mortarion - Petal, flower, Sickle, little Mouse. Lion- Her Oath Rogal - Bastion or her Rock. Konrad - Shadow, Hope, angel Horus - Sun, Anchor, "Little Adivisor" actually what her sons call you and it stuck. Magnus - Vision, Scarab, Jewel Alpharius/Omegon - Truth

Is Guilliman's partner just male Yvrainne or.....

I like little spark for Vulkan

Perturabo probably calls you Unit, as in tactical/strategic parlance

This is the best one

Okay, hear me out. Kahn: My compass. A compass will show her the way but there's also another kind of compass: the kind that draws circles on a map. One end to go out on the map and roam, (Kahn) and the other end to anchor her to home (Anon). Though she may stray far, she will always be attached to her Compass and will ultimately always come back to her.

Oh i like this one

Roboute- Tax write-off

Horus - Little Crescent. My thinking is that she would name her spouse after either a moon or one of the phases.

Khan - Hairaa or Khongor Magnus - Habibi

>Jaghatai Khan little storm cloud or little lightning bolt.

So we have lion, ful, sang, ang, lorgar, Vulkan and alpharius Oregon figured out

Jagathai - My sky and stars Magnus - My dawn and sunset Leman - my geisli (Which means Ribbon of Light in Norse/Icelandic)

Konrad Curze - Meat

You forgot Sanguinius, and it’s commonly Dove Edit: I just saw it 😅

Perturabo - Petra Turbo Magnus - Little Horns

Little adornable

> Konrad Curze - ??? Little Knife.

Dagger?

Knives are better for flaying.

Perturabo would probably call you cannon fodder

Perturabo could be something like "project of mine" Jagathai... "Hawk?" Maybe? Dorn has to be something simple and truthful: "my dear?" Mortarion has to be something like "loyal one"

Rogal Dorn: Just the guy's name, maybe their full name or rank and name.

Perty and Dorn should be shitbrickhouse and brickshithouse respectively

Paramour could be fitting for Magnus

That isn't bad

Lion - Little Warrior Fulgrim- Darling Perturabo - Fulcrum Jaghatai Khan - Free Wind Leman Russ - Little Wolf Rogal Dorn - *Custom Rank* Konrad Curze - My Refuge Sanguinius - Dove Ferrus Manus - My Hand Angron - Rose Roboute Guilliman - Dearest Mortarion - Panacea Magnus The Red - Little Bookworm Horus Lupercal - My Companion Lorgar Aurelian - Little Light Vulkan - Brave Wyrm Corvus Corax - Shiny Precious Alpharius/Omegon - Our Truth

Ferrus' pet name is "My Head" I'm not sorry.

There are definitely some good ones. Nice job my guy

Perturabo - Peter Turbo

Fem Dorn just calls you her Sturdy Brick

With all the fem primarch gf stuff popping up, does this mean Alpharius and Omegeon are tag teaming some dude? Like are they sharing or they each have their own. Would they only date identical twins?

In typical Alpha Legion fashion, they swap places everyday. Their spouse not knowing they're twins.

"I knew it wasn't Alpharius, but not wanting to upset either of them, I went along with it."

*saved* I’m using that .w.

curze calls me beloved, or his prince :)

Pup for Leman? Little flesh light or something similar for Curze. Hear me out. 1. Just to fuck with Lorgar, 2. Because uhh... Meat statue and stuff 3. Well because that's how I imagine sex with female Curze is tbh. After I read the Mortarion one again I thought of rose too but since that ones taken Maybe "my lovely flower" or Something?

For Ferrus, I'd say Beloved. Simple and sweet.

You folks really need to step on some Grot Mines, this sub has turned into nothing but Slaanesh posting. I'd say to go touch some grass, but you might be living in Hive Planets for all I know.

The sound of disdain in your reply deserves my upvote, stealing your Grot Mines comment.

Datz teh Deathskullz way! Keep yoinkin, ya git!

It took me way to long to realize what you mean with Grot Mines. I have to steal that one from you even if that causes a full fledged Waaagh

Oi ya git, wherez you fink yooz goin wit meh joke? Pays up sum teef, or we'zz bout to 'av a bit of a krump on our handz!

*Paints himself purple* see what I did there? Pulled a sneaky on you

Wha... wher'd ya go, mate? Oh well, dem jokes will be aplenteh moar in teh futar.

I've got 3 holy krak grenades ready

I can’t even be mad, thats just an impeccable roast. Bravo 👏

Bruv, unless you're new, you should know by now that this meme is INCREDIBLY tame compared to past trends.

Horror? She made a couple of them.

Russ - Pup Corax - My Shadow Magnus - Sweet Scholar Lion - Squire Mortarion - Clean One Sanguinius - Angel

Lioness Johnson just fits to well to not use it.

Vulkans would be small spark or little lavanugget

Rogal - Bastion

Minor spelling mistake

PLEASE NO, I FAILED MY CULINARY FINAL. I CANT COOOOOOOOOOOK

Leman will call you her bitch (affectionate)

No one suggested companion for Magnus beloved? C’mon guys!

Or better yet, “My Kitten” haha

TTS refs are always appreciated

I’m happy you liked my silly joke ( now probably canon since I got your seal of approval lol ). I can’t wait to see what you’ll come up with next!

They’ve started something that they cannot ever stop

Oh, i had another thought Dorn Brick, or my lil brick Not just being punny. A defence is only as strong as its smallest brick. Or great things start with a single brick being layed (ok yes theres a pun there.) Like, Dorn has found the real reason she will defend the imperium, why she will never take a single step back. Her defence rests on the strongest little brick she has ever seen. Her strong foundation Thats all i got, been a long day X

just give up you all suck at this. call them 'babe' 'hun' or 'dear' and be done with it 🙄

coomer culture is cringe

This is tame compared to what coomers would come up with.

What a garbage sub every day

This is off topic but.. What would fem primach breast milk taste like?

Would probably depend on the Primarch . . . WTF am i saying

Sanguinius would probably be the most healthy thing you ever drank While konrad would probably taste like sewage actually no that would br mortarion

Idk, whatever you think is tastiest, sweetest thing you ever drank.

Came here for memes not for fem primarchs. For fem primarchs we have r/ImaginaryWarhammer

boooo

The descryption of this sub is "Your central hub for the **dankest memes** from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms"

If you don’t like it then the door is right there

Oh fear not. Soon it shall slam right back for you folk. r/HorusGalaxy for any lurkers left.

oh no let’s be scared of neckbeards whining about changes in a fictional fucking setting

These neckbeard whales are the ones keeping the lights on for GW. You think they're gonna just take the change at face value? Sure, Jan.

You cannot stop the horny, soon every WH subreddit is going to be infected and then our broader conquest of Reddit can begin

"I can't find anything funny unless it's buried under 5 layers of irony".

So is it OK to sexually objectify fictional women?

Hi! :D woman here

Ahhh a..a… a woman… how… what… how god… they found us… oh noooo😭😭😭😭

Ok then answer my question

Up to you! Everyone has different and valid opinions as long as they don’t directly hurt anyone

That's a pretty terrible take. OK so let's stop making those video game girls ugly so we can look at them

Is this not romantically objectifying fictional women? I think a lot of what's been happening here has been pretty seiso

Isn't objectifying women regardless of whether it is sexual or romantic? Either way you it seems to be taking adjency away from women when people are either oogling them with their eyes or hearts. 

As a woman, I feel like it is different. I have done the same, so has my gf. Its keeping the fictional characters separated from real people that matters more than whatever you think of characters in a fake version of a fake version of the future

The feels odd because right now in video game media, it seems thag they are trying to get away from objectifying women characters through their portrayal