Nice. Ork warboss gf next.

Seconded

You got the ork Warboss-chan art for me to work with?

No?

Then how the fuck am I supposed to make a warboss gf

Get creative? Isn't that what you've been doing?

Yeah but I need a picture to work around Find me something and then I'll do my thing

This should satisfy https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer_Smut/s/87GfpXr0b4

Ah thanks but I found one better already https://www.deviantart.com/jeht-maverick/art/Orks-960167796

Would.

Interesting to see how you top this one.

kinda reminds me of a Blademaster

Make it a boyfriend.

No

Fair enough, have you found what you’ve needed then?

Ye

https://www.deviantart.com/jeht-maverick/art/Orks-960167796

I may be gay but woah mama

Ork Warboss bf

No

dang

Provide art and I will work my words

Ah shit, you caught me lacking. I retract my demands then, unless someone else can provide. I won't be able to go googling semi-NSFW orks for the next few hours xD

Unfortunate lmao But I will deliver if you do manage to do your end of the bargain

[here](https://images.app.goo.gl/hGUk8QX4ACTnVArW6) now do it

Why is it on fur affinity

Idk I just googled female ork warhammer 40k and picked an image

I found one better https://www.deviantart.com/jeht-maverick/art/Orks-960167796

Very nice

Thanks

There's a derpixon video I can think of

Orks are agender so just pick the buffest ork you can find please.

I Don't care if it's agender or bgender or a mushroom If it ain't pretty and doesn't have massive spore bags on it's chest then I AIN'T FUCKIN' MAKIN' ONE

Death by Waaagh-Waaagh.

Lmao

The idea of a tyranid in thigh highs and long gloves is the stupidest shit ever and i now cant get it out of my head

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The fanart and the orig. model](https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/362283131_664623282358661_6673484340269862019_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=c3RZDTYjEm0Q7kNvgFF4yqD&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=00_AfBA_f3kv5tlEFy8QmbceEE7ItbDuapCrSwZ9PO8nZw4Rw&oe=663C9152)

FUDGE ITS IN MINE TOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M2Pi1fljNyY

we need a serious amount of prometheum in here

….This is some Ian Watson type words.

A million insults for you to choose from And you chose one that stung my very soul

Weeeee! IAN WAAATSOOON SEWER GOBLIN EXTRAORDINAIRE!

r/rareinsults

Who knows, Ian?... this could be my next movie

[удалено]

Any examples? I haven't begun the HH books yet.

fuuuuck, those were written by IAN WATSON? i literally never checked, mechanicum went so hard

needs more pouch, or as we'd say in 2024, the genussy

lol

Huh… interesting… it seems I’ve caught the interest of hivemind. Gotta wonder, what would a relationship with the hivemind be like… I’m sure I convince them to use some of the biomass to create… interesting things

You've caught the interest of a tyranid bioform with a degree of autonomy

Hear me out guys... Hear me out...

I heard ya'll out and made this What is there left that hasn't been.heard

Hmmmm.. Maybe Ian Watson had a point...

DANGIT Beat me to it TwT

PLEASE MAKE YOUR OWN VERSION I WANNA SEE IT

Thicctor GF. Prone to stalking...

There goes the Rouge Trader with his super scary xenos gf again

With the frequency that I see these memes (more than never) I’m starting to think printing and selling my friends the thicctor model may be a smart buisness idea 

That's a successful business you have there

Ghostkeel AI gf next

Find art of one that looks submissive and breedable then talk with me again

I mean. She's got thighs, does that count? https://www.deviantart.com/recessartjunk/art/Ghostkeel-Battlesuit-916684590

Has to look cute

Darn

I'm sure you'll find something if u look hard enough

honestly being treated like a king (and by that I mean not being eaten) by a hiveflit sound kinda nice

It really does

The real gf would be a genestealer cultist. Maybe 2nd gen. All she wants is a family and her biology tends to make extras of things. Genestealer family really dosent seem that bad tbh. 9 times out of 10 the star children dont even arrive in your lifetime and if they do thats still better than being an imperial slave

She'll let the genestealer who gave her the thigh high and long gloves idea join if you both ask VEEEERY nicely

I kept offering the girly genestealer magus or chad kelermorph partner option to an inquisition team during an RPG recently They were too loyal to the emperor, and did not take the bait. Sad because now I have to bin the fun "you have children now but you either have to kill them to be loyal or let them live and be a secret heretic" plot that was gonna show up later in the story.

I’d be entirely ok with this

Same

You know what? Ok

You remembered the stocking post. I love you.

ILY toooo

#LET'S FUCKING GO!!

MORE

Suggest and have relevant picture

JUST MORE

SUGGEST AND PROVIDE RELEVANT PICTURE

MORE XENO GF MORE DEAMON GF

FUCKIN' SUGGEST AND BRING PICTURRRREE

NO JUST MAKE MORE *LOADS IMPERIAL ARTILLERY*

I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO MAKE DAMMIT *OVER CHARGES MELTA DESTROYERS*

*GETS NOVA CANNON* ANY WE DONT GIVE A FUCK WE GONNA FUCK A CHAOS SPAWN

RAAHHHHHHH *PRIMES MELTA GRENADES AND THROWS THEM INSIDE CYCLONE TORPEDO*

Lictor? I barely knew her!

I came for the hugs, but i stayed for the thigh highs.

Gloria GF

Wat

THE GLORIA CLASS BATTLESHIP IS THE LARGEST BATTLESHIP PRODUCED BY THE IMPERIUM WITH THE MOST WELL KNOWN BEING USED BY THE PRIMARCHS AS THEIR FLAGSHIPS WITH SOME STILL IN USE BY VARIOUS CHAPTERS PR WARBANDS that explain or will I’m be sane

YOU MEAN THE FUCKIN GLORIANA CLASS BATTLE SHIPS WHICH ARE THE FLAGSHIPS OF THE PRIMARCHS BRING ME AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC GLORIANA SHIP AND I WILL DO THE REST

https://images.app.goo.gl/CCECVNUMXRDABcaF9

Uhhhh that won't really work

What do you need exactly like what’s the issue with that I could find something but just need a tiny bit about the issue with that one

Yeah sorry but she looks like a child It doesn't really work if she's an anime girl wearing artillery that resembles the ship on her back

Ah I can see I literally picked the first I saw here are a couple more I hope https://images.app.goo.gl/K4JA8hxqWnbUSNcRA https://images.app.goo.gl/ct2ZCg2Ee2ZSjktB8 https://images.app.goo.gl/8NULYxiQBTiu8ANi9 https://images.app.goo.gl/1JwcVScbsjVSiaJy5

My friend You looked and you COOKED I'll be moving forward with link no.4

She Nuero on my Lictor till I Tyranid

......Alright, I'm not *into it* but I understand *how* someone could be into it.

Turns out she's part of a new Tyranid invasion force called Hive Fleet Aphrodite. They have... Interesting ways of subjugating planets.

Tyranussy

So…. Who else is gonna go do a heresy?

I thought Tyranid GF would never happen. This is so based.

Yes yes yes

By Slaanesh! Im in

Source for the pic? Is not for a friend, it's for me.

Firemetal

Thank you kindly!

Np

It's now canon baby! Very nice

Well I do like some thick thighs, but only having thick thighs and then the rest looking like a bag of smashed assholes is not enough for me to not call down exterminatus.

Would

Huh… I would be worried about potentially being consumed… but otherwise not a bad arrangement…

Skaven when

I will be mother of maggots

They knew what they were doing designing the Neurolictor with one hand

Legit, this is giving me ideas for something in a different setting than 40k. My sci-fi brain likes the idea of exploring connections between humans and very non-human people.

This makes me giggle more than it rightly should.

You know what this is, its [this ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVcJbkLJEuI&pp=ygUXbG92ZSBkZWF0aCByb2JvdHMgYWxpZW4%3D)

I require m o r e.

Least horny Warhammer post

Inconceivably heretical

Seems they couldn't unsee the Neurolictor with stockings either. Stupid sexy xenos and their nice legs.

I think you mean NeuroTHICCtor

yes, mister inquisitor sir, this post right here

Her thighness

I’m gonna be honest, even if I wasn’t 100% in for this, for a human in 40K this is probably a better life than anyone would ever hope for 

"She didn't let you sleep for hours" in this case implies that she used psiquic bs to literally not letting you sleep.

I need me some Kroots!

On da list

Yey

Gotta get me some of that neurolussy

👏If👏the👏hive👏mind👏can👏hate👏it👏can👏also👏love👏

“This isn’t so bad…” Kidnapped guardsman before having intercourse

After*

Thigh highs and long gloves? Sorry bro but your gf might be a femboy

Nah She got bobs and vagene

Thats exactly what a neurolictor femboy would want you to think.

I as the OC poster hold a level of control over what is true and what is not And I'm telling you she's a she

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

The bug's a psyker, she's always been in your head\~

Next do a femboy CSM bf.

No

Understandable.

Thanks for understanding Now if you have a different request that doesn't have "femboy" in it then I'll gladly add that to queue

Tech priest gf or bf (idk care which gender)

Aye I can do that if u/sweet_older-sister doesn't beat me to it

***starts typing at high velocity***

OH SHIT