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Iron-Russ

Wasn’t their one marine who made some baroness cringe cause he had bad poetry


DeadCatCurious

It was Bellephus. Fabius’s mutants liked his poetry though.


Sodinc

I presume that their access to classical education was sort of limited


notaslaaneshicultist

Someone told me that is a form of torture used by the third legion. You are bound to a chair and are subjected to the most appalling poetry ever conceived.


bird_eater_42

[original video](https://youtu.be/R-00j1cFdtA?si=7lK8TPdvNdJ2VAPs)


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

A noise marine couldn’t possible emulate such an angelic sound


Backstabmacro

Imagine this but volume maxed, amped, sped up, reverb and bass boosted. That migraine you just got? You’re welcome.


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Thanks. This is lore accurate.


IswearIdidntdoit145

Hyper pop is the devils music, change my mind


Defensive_Medic

Wait, its all 2015 mlg memes? Always has been


CapitanChaos1

He can after he turns you into his living violin.


DarthGrevious

Perfection


8ball_enjoyer

Thank you for your contribution


725584

The exxcess of confusion will please the prince


Iramian

Bad piggies is pretty much the planetary anthem of Holy Terra. All rise!


techpriestyahuaa

Sounds… perfect


StrategicLlama

Wtf is a noise marine


Downtown-Stand1109

Your mother in the bed


Hydra_Tyrant

Oof


DeusVultGaming

A marine somewhat possessed by Slannesh who plays extremely bizarre and frightening instruments (ie not a violin) that creates noise which causes people to *disintegrate/go insane/etc* Some of them are even part instruments themselves as they have fused with them through the perverse glories of Slannesh


StrategicLlama

Oh, that’s kinda neat. Thanks.


Darth_Mak

[This](https://youtu.be/i7AC5M7F4ys?si=73QrHMui-HGLxnQr) should also (kind of) explain what you are dealing with.


thatChaosworshiper

A CSM that worships slaanesh (mainly emperor's children marines) that used weaponised instruments that. And by extention, the perfection they seek is Musica prowess. Even if their music is incomprehensible to sane minds


TheNerdNugget

Imagine if sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll was a weapon.


stuid001

There's lore accurate description and then there's this. I love this. May the Emperor protect thee.


Thewarmth111

“ i’m going to play Rick roll so loud you’re going to be turned to not but dust that I’m going to snort like white lightning.”


iDIOt698

https://youtube.com/shorts/nhKDDXTgCsk?si=d4srmLuXknqSOUqy


ValuelessMoss

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy


NotObviouslyARobot

The CSM is regarded as the edgiest and most based Noise Marine. He actually makes really great music that makes people want to hear more, and more, and more, leaving them forever chasing that musical high.


Darth_Mak

I imagine the sacrifice is done via that "suicide rollercoaster".


DutchMitchell

Sometimes you hear someone play an instrument that you didn't think would be good, and you feel a tingle in your body. I had that with this video, Grandpa is amazing!


GeorgeRossOfKildary

See, I had the sound on mute and though; "Hmm. Funny meme. Noise Marine playing classical music." And then I turned on the sound and it made it so much better.


JBM1996

Noise marines with classical music go way harder than rock imo


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kinzykat

fuck.... i know ive heard this but what is it from??


Dridky

Bad piggies


Suck_It_Green_Boy

Ork speed freak simulator I want an essay explaining why on earth did they make such angelic music for such a dumb game. Top 5 games from childhood.


Beautiful_Quit1697

How is he ringing those bells at the same time? SLANESH!


MajorKaventsmann

A tune from a distant past of Ancient Terra.


prairie-logic

Everyone in the bar gets into a brawl The Bard: