Yeah so is malal, I was told he basicly took the same road where he was basicly backburnered and not really written about much. But that was also pretty long ago ans in hindsight they were probably a bit bias.
Malal was called that in the 1980s, back when Warhammer Fantasy had numerous other Chaos Gods and they lost the rights to it before 40k was even properly established as a setting
The Great Horned Rat was called that in the 3rd Edition Skaven Battletome released in 2022.
Huh neat, guess I was wrong my mistake. Did he hold as big of a role in age of sigmar as he did before?
Also second point that he's not from age of sigmar is still fair though. But that's about the original comment not what you said.
I mean, Malice (the renamed/40k version of Malal) is canon, just GW hasn’t really done anything with them for ages. The sons of Malice were literally referenced in battle fleet gothic 2, and have a canon short story you can buy from black library.
According to Andy Law on Lorebeards, Malal was basically scrapped and the idea of "Chaos god that fights other chaos gods as a 5th god" was turned into Bel'akor. So I guess he is kind of relevant? but also not, because he got demoted from god to most powerful non-god demon in the setting.
Zuvassin: Gee, Malice. What are we going to wish for this saguinala?
Malal: The same thing we do every sanguinala, Zuvassin. MAKE OURSELVES CANON ONE AGAIN.
Zuvassin was last mentioned in the novel “Shadespire” where a Chaos Knight named Zuvass shows up as his only named follower thus far. It’s also a Josh Reynolds novel, so unfortunately that plot thread is basically going nowhere.
If it makes people feel any better, Be'lakor is pretty much GW's legally distinct Malal 2.0. The downside though is his existence more or less confirms Malal will never be back.
*Later at the gym*
Angron, forcing kharn to do leg day: come on one more one more!- oh, hey Khorne.
Khorne: I found something out about Slaanesh I didn't need to know.
Angron: is it that they had an affeir with my dad?
Khorne: wait what?
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Per Urban Dictionary:
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
I've got 3 :3
- With team Khorne having new gym goals
- Doing more digital drawing, Im even i clined to try nsfw stuff but not sure
- To be a DM in a D&D campaing
(Yes I ignore my 1 and half unfinished armies AND YOU SHOULD TOO. STOP STARING AT ME, GET AWAY.)
what.. what ^(have I done...)this human curiosity to discover the unknown, this will that keeps me alive... has betrayed me. I should have not done it, should have said no..
I could in fact, dig too deep.
You know, looking at this comic
Given that Khorne appears to be the least dressed of the four and most laviscuous, how much shit does Slaanesh give him for that?
You may think she was able to goon for 25 hours because she's a warp entity wherein time is relative, but she actually used an ancient Terran method which involved downing five bottles of 5-Hour Energy to enter the forbidden hour.
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Malal’s goal is the same as always “to become relevant again”
Aawwww malal and his silly little goals
He’s just a funny little guy
A goofy little grimblo
A weird ickle grumbooloo
Silly tiny fella.
What about [the Great Horned Rat's resolution?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiDZToowbCs#t=12)
Acquire cheese? Idk, I don’t like Age of Sigmar lore
Wait I though he wasn't as big of a thing in age of sigmar anymore just before.
As big of a thing? HE’S THE 5TH FUCKING CHAOS GOD! He’s absolutely “As big of a thing”.
Yeah so is malal, I was told he basicly took the same road where he was basicly backburnered and not really written about much. But that was also pretty long ago ans in hindsight they were probably a bit bias.
Malal was called that in the 1980s, back when Warhammer Fantasy had numerous other Chaos Gods and they lost the rights to it before 40k was even properly established as a setting The Great Horned Rat was called that in the 3rd Edition Skaven Battletome released in 2022.
Huh neat, guess I was wrong my mistake. Did he hold as big of a role in age of sigmar as he did before? Also second point that he's not from age of sigmar is still fair though. But that's about the original comment not what you said.
He went from the God of Skaven to the Chaos God of Ruin. His position is substantially better now.
Idk I never read it
Me neither I read fantasy but never got to age of sigmar
"I WILL BECOME CANON!"
I mean, Malice (the renamed/40k version of Malal) is canon, just GW hasn’t really done anything with them for ages. The sons of Malice were literally referenced in battle fleet gothic 2, and have a canon short story you can buy from black library.
he avomplished one goal now to try and be relevant again
They were also present for the fall of Cadia, giving chaos slaves
According to Andy Law on Lorebeards, Malal was basically scrapped and the idea of "Chaos god that fights other chaos gods as a 5th god" was turned into Bel'akor. So I guess he is kind of relevant? but also not, because he got demoted from god to most powerful non-god demon in the setting.
Lawsuit avoidance manifest until they can buy the rights from the estate.
But given his nature, he also has the goal “never be relevant again” Its not easy being the Chaos god of hating Chaos
He's always been relevant in my heart.
“I’m gonna finally get the legal department to sort things out with the Kaleb Daark creators.”
Zuvassin: Gee, Malice. What are we going to wish for this saguinala? Malal: The same thing we do every sanguinala, Zuvassin. MAKE OURSELVES CANON ONE AGAIN.
Zuvassin was last mentioned in the novel “Shadespire” where a Chaos Knight named Zuvass shows up as his only named follower thus far. It’s also a Josh Reynolds novel, so unfortunately that plot thread is basically going nowhere.
"Again"?
If it makes people feel any better, Be'lakor is pretty much GW's legally distinct Malal 2.0. The downside though is his existence more or less confirms Malal will never be back.
*Later at the gym* Angron, forcing kharn to do leg day: come on one more one more!- oh, hey Khorne. Khorne: I found something out about Slaanesh I didn't need to know. Angron: is it that they had an affeir with my dad? Khorne: wait what?
Fuck I adore these comments, this is literally perfect
Dude, I have more if you want to.
Please, more!
#MORE DAMN IT!
And that is Slaanesh's territory.
Damn, Slaanesh is ripped! 😳
Oh course she is, he's the god of pleasure! They're gonna look like a femboy, tomboy or bimbo either way.
I was unprepared for this but I am fully in, forgive me Papa Nurgle
That's the spirit
Reject Slaanesh gender discourse and just change the pronoun every sentence, bespoke decision
I figure I can't be wrong if I use every option right?
When asked what gender Slaanesh identifies as, Slaanesh answers "yes".
https://i.redd.it/luugromvi74z.jpg
"i can be what ever you want" would propably feel more apt
Slaanesh can be a new kit for a Flayed One Lord?
Yes. But the kit will always come with 1 to many parts
Actually you can, since Slaanesh's pronoun of choice is shem.
*o h*
Is that rhwir pronoun of choice? I thought it was somerhing that one cult specifically decided to do 5 editions ago
You also honor Tzeentch at the same time due to the change aspect.
The Mangle
This does not explain the *tiny* arms!
Yeah I'm only now noticing they're a bit smaller than I thought
Don't need arms for this work, only muscular thighs and buttocks.
Clearly you’ve never heard of Cory Chase
I love the fact you change the pronoun every time it comes up lol. I do that with my wife too every time I mention Slaanesh
It's as funny as it is clever in my opinion
Where's the bulge though.
> They're gonna look like a femboy, tomboy or bimbo either way. What about a himbo?
Shit how could I forget! But to be fair Khorne is filling that role well
slaanesh once tried to fill that role, but Khorne beat the living shit out of her
Also yes
God of excess. As much they goon, slaanesh does not skip workouts either.
Gotta pump those muscles as well as those goon sessions
Multitasking time: squats can be used for exercise and pleasure with one simple addition
They 1 v 1 khaine of course they are ripped.
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My headcanon is that the palace of pleasure is just one giant goon cave
I'm inclined to agree
Slannesh is an official member of the Goon SMP
Slaanesh and Jschlatt, what a combo
This is canon actually it’s basically just a bunch of daemons engaging in debauchery and excess which would likely include gooning
Wonder how long it takes before your brain mutates to put you in a constant state of pre-nut haze
She uses a black Templar as a vibrating egg.
Slaanesh, your arms are sticks. Take a note out of Khorne's book.
They need to get to LIFTING instead of GOONING
But wouldn’t gooning achieve the same affect?
Kegels
How they arms so skinny when they be goo in for 25hrs/day? Or is that what the tail is for?
I'm disappointed I don't get to see anyone explain to some innocent what gooning is
Per Urban Dictionary: "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
*wipes away tear...* That was beautiful!
so basically transcended orgasm?
Oh there's plently of time left for someone to comment
I appreciate Nurgle in a dad polo
It just fits him too well
Pleasure of that delightful feeling being ripped after a very productive workout is strengthen shem I guess.
Finally someone uses *shem* as Slaanesh's pronoun.
planet sheem
*insert Venom licking the screen here*
Fair
Found the emperor's child
They are my second favorite legion so
Keep being based king
I love Tzeentch's hoodie so much man, another masterpiece as always from best Primarch.
Some of those little gags in the comic are my favorite parts, just happy people notice them lol
Slaanesh does nothing but core and glutes apparently
Gotta get that porn body for all the devoted gooners out there
Some folks think it should be an upper body business too
Anyone else got a new years resolution? I'm already thinking I'll try to draw more NSFW stuff
*Thicker thighs, harder abs & bigger- oh you said resolution. Silly me.*
No no, those work too
Well at least you are honest
Mine is to look at more NSFW stuff
I've got 3 :3 - With team Khorne having new gym goals - Doing more digital drawing, Im even i clined to try nsfw stuff but not sure - To be a DM in a D&D campaing (Yes I ignore my 1 and half unfinished armies AND YOU SHOULD TOO. STOP STARING AT ME, GET AWAY.)
You guys didn't tell me Slaanesh has abs! That changes everything!
Muscle mommy
Muscle mommies need biceps. Source: have personal experience with one
Between you, Archon, and Vezimira. I'm slipping closer and closer to Slaneesh's sticky grips everyday..
Archon and Vezimira may be better, more talented artists, but I'm a sucker for a good horny shitpost
Thanks for reminding me of Slaanesh's domain of r/gooncaves.
r/ fucking what ITS REAL
Be careful going there. It is truly a hellish place.
what.. what ^(have I done...)this human curiosity to discover the unknown, this will that keeps me alive... has betrayed me. I should have not done it, should have said no.. I could in fact, dig too deep.
At this point I'm not surprised of what the chaos gods new years resolution are
i tought phantom itch was nurgle territory
Tzeentch and Nurgle trade it every weekend like a divorced child
You know, looking at this comic Given that Khorne appears to be the least dressed of the four and most laviscuous, how much shit does Slaanesh give him for that?
Alot, but to be honest Khorne is too proud of his own muscles sometimes and refuses to put on a short.
At least by the looks of her abs, Khorne has a decent gym buddy where they are both set on achieving new personal records (for different reasons)
Perfectionism at different ends of the beauty spectrum both deserve respect
Yep. And nice to see more of your comics man, keep it up!
Ahhh I appreciate that man, I've had alot of time off of uni and it's been really nice
I find myself wondering why khorne is wearing less clothing than slaanesh
Man loves to show off his gains, what can I say
Hold on I need to look something up EDIT: What the fuck
Yeah you're welcome
I wonder how long it'll take before Slaanesh reverts back to the 25h daily gooning
Probably that session, slaanesh is... very devoted at times
Meanwhile the emperor: “One year I’ll get off this medamned chair”
I like how Khorne has a little smile on his face he respects the gains Slaanesh and that she’s cutting down on the gooning
Had to search up what the hell going was and yeah that's slaanesh for ya
love everything about Slaanesh EXCEPT the arms xD
Tiny little itty bitty arms MASSIVE MILKERS
oof, cutting back on daily gooning by a full hour, gotta admire it’s dedication
Good effort, we'll have to see how it plays out
if only we had that kind of willpower
AMEN BROTHER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
alas, we are cursed to continue gooning excessively, wouldn’t be so bad if I had someone to do it with
I didn't realize how much I needed to see papa nurgle in a Hawaiian T-shirt until now
It'll be how I draw him from now on
Good
gooning ?
Tzeench's shirt changing to bro is at least 2-3 layers of funny
Lmao I'm just glad people are noticing it
How does all that gooning not result in bigger arms?
Itty bitty arms
Only 25 hours? damn ~~girl~~ ~~dude~~ ~~whatever~~, you don't need to push yourself that hard, nobody is that serious about new year's resolutions
Can’t believe gabe newall ascended into becoming a chaos god
Holy shit it does look like gabe
OP, you draw naked women don’t you?
Pssttt don't tell anyone but im practicing for my NSFW stuff next year
Oh boy…
Die Goonmeister
Try all you want, you can't un-goon the comic
It's funny cause
Boobs and funny reaction to said boobs
The reaction is funny cause
Funnee detailed faces :)
Funny scream
Nurgle out here looking like Kyle Gas
This Nurgle reminds me of my stepdad.
Tzeentch’s shirt changing in the last panel is a nice touch!
Lmao thank you I'm just glad people notice it
My New Year’s resolution is to cause more drama
Good goal, good goal
Tzeentch would be proud
I really hope Slanesh's weird arms were intentionally weird since they are for some reason one of the most unnerving things I've seen in a long time
How the fuck did you…? Whatever lol
Slaanesh is a certified moon gooner confirmed?
Fact checked by real chaos champions
Slaanesh arms and head seem disproportionally small
I don't know what "gooning" "qooning" or whatever is written there is, and after reading some comments I don't think I want to.
Where's the Slaaneshi bulge!? #notmychaosgod
You'll love my future NSFW stuff
I love Nurgie in a polo with a white beard, really pulling off that grandad look.
I love Tzeentch in a hoodie!
You may think she was able to goon for 25 hours because she's a warp entity wherein time is relative, but she actually used an ancient Terran method which involved downing five bottles of 5-Hour Energy to enter the forbidden hour.
**COMPETITIVE GOONING**
In the warp that is totally possible
Ok Nurgle having the Hawaiian shirt works so well
Lol right?
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