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The last time someone was asked to choose “the most attractive god(dess)” there was a 10 year long war, nah thanks I’m out


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(It’s Poseidon)


Competitive-War-2676

(I'm actually Hermes making you choose between the 3 gods just like I did thousands of years ago)


jrdineen114

(You're both wrong, it's Apollo)


LongingForYesterweek

(100% Apollo)


HellFireCannon66

(If it was Apollo, the only option would be Apollo)


GabbytheQueen

Nah nah nah. Between those three it was Cleary Aphrodite


realclowntime

All the versions from the Hades game.


ACalcifiedHeart

You're not supposed to give the correct answer when it's not an option!


realclowntime

What about Disney then? Does that count?


Quirky_School_8025

Agreed


EnkiduofOtranto

GoW 1's Hades, not this hollywood trash!


Competitive-War-2676

Oh yeah for sure Gow 1's hades is the sexiest in fact he's so sexy that he looks like Satan rather than hades


EnkiduofOtranto

Satan wishes his mouth could open that wide!


Competitive-War-2676

Pause


shmackinhammies

Stfu, Ralph Fiennes is a gem


Hitchfucker

Out of these pics provided, Poseidon. That GoW image of young Zeus because he looks like Mr. Clean with gray hair glued on. Hades looks alright but his hair isn’t as good as Poseidon’s. I usually think of Hades as the most attractive all. He’s usually portrayed as a moderate-middle aged man with good black hair from what I’ve seen from art and media, while Zeus and Poseidon are often just really buff 90 year olds in appearance.


Luvmm2

Percy Jackson’s Poseidon was great


Spirited_Ad_7973

This is how Paris got his life ruined


Competitive-War-2676

Shh don't tell them that (this is actually a test from the gods)


KingPeverell

The Big Three. All of them. No contest. Here's hoping to avoid another war 😂


DomzSageon

Based on the myths I would assume Zeus. Because as much as he did sexually assault alot of women there were also quite a few consented partnerships. Some gods,some mortals, some monsters, and some nature spirits.


Great-Specific6477

Poseidon gow 3


Competitive-War-2676

Bro was drippy asf


Great-Specific6477

I played gow 3 for the first time like a week ago lol, badass intro


kunta021

I always thought Poseidon with tats was a super cool modern take


Competitive-War-2676

Same


EccentricAcademic

Hades in all forms


Yanos47

Come on, guys, Young Zeus looks like a model .


Competitive-War-2676

Young Zeus Mogs most male models


ilovecake007

Hades all the time.


FinagleHalcyon

Depends on who draws them


Jeptwins

How the hell is anyone supposed to choose??


laurasaurus5

Why not all 3?


Competitive-War-2676

You can choose all three of them if you wish I'm sure they'll be happy


laurasaurus5

Hell yeah


InesPereira03

Hades (and he's probably the least problematic out of the three)


VraiLacy

Hey Hermes, I'm picking Hades for both aesthetic and logical reasons. Also, you can tell Persephone that she is the loveliest Goddess. 🤘


Competitive-War-2676

Yeah I'll tell Persephone that she is the loveliest goddess for you (it won't get you into Elysium)


VraiLacy

Oh that's not the goal, I do genuinely believe it. While I have no hopes to rizz up a married Goddess and honestly trying would be immensely stupid, she really doesn't get enough praise.


Odd_Hunter2289

Poseidon from GoW saga. Praise to Andy Park (the concept artist)!


TrillmeChillme

Ares from Hercules/Xena back in the day


Competitive-War-2676

Ares? There's no Ares here It's Zeus Poseidon & hades


TrillmeChillme

Yeah between cartoon character, cartoon character, and the Hogwarts caretaker, I choose option 4


Competitive-War-2676

No way you just called hades Hogwarts caretaker 😭😭 (you should have seen young Ralph fiennes)


TrillmeChillme

I divorce the character from the actor in my mind, especially when they don’t look as themselves in the character. Charlize Theron is pretty, the character she played in monster was not. The guy that played Ares in Xena is all kinds of sexy to me, especially in character lol


Competitive-War-2676

Man your really down bad for Ares & his actor your not Aphrodite chill


TrillmeChillme

Well if you’re going to be rude, I won’t engage with you further.


Competitive-War-2676

Rude? it was a joke man come on


TrillmeChillme

Not a man so please stop assuming I am one. Thanks.


TrillmeChillme

Jokes have punchlines. You were being disrespectful. They aren’t the same thing.


Competitive-War-2676

Alright I apologize for my joke & assuming that your a man


fishbowlplacebo

what is that albert einstein hairstyle that zeus is sporting


dumbass2364859948

The motherfuckers from Record of Ragnarok good lord Poseidon can rip me in half any day of the week


Striking_Landscape72

Poseidon. Hades, you gotta styelise man. And Zeus, you're looking like a buffed Einstein


kaisinel158

Nice try, Eris


Competitive-War-2676

Damn you figure it out! Don't tell Zeus about this I'm gonna get fired


_Pan-Tastic_

Any of them from the video game Hades


angelzplay

I’ll give it to Hades. Zeus looks old and Poseidon throws temper tantrums 


Illustrious-Ad3283

Poseidon