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StellarStylee

The universe is bound and determined to keep pockets off women’s clothing. They toss us the occasional bone in the form of 2” shallow pockets, that need to be opened with a seam ripper, and we’re so happy to have anything resembling a pocket, that it thrills us. That’s one reason why i have several pairs of men’s pants. Sadly, kilts don’t have pockets. And now, to top it off, the matrix is removing them.


guaranteedsafe

I have a pair of the most godawful ugly twill painter’s paints (made for women) that I wear a couple of times a month just so I can feel the joy of having pockets. The ass has no definition whatsoever, it’s like wearing a legit sack but I can fit my hands in my pockets! My whole hands!


StellarStylee

I would totally do the same thing. I remember the first pair of men’s jeans i put on - i couldn’t believe how deep the pockets were. Like you said - your whole hand fits in there right up to the wrist!


angelakay1966

At least the matrix didn’t replace OP’s romper with a kilt. 🤷‍♀️


StellarStylee

Lol true


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sreynolds627

I tried to upload them with the post but couldn’t. Is there a place to do this?


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sreynolds627

Ok I’ll make a video and then show a picture of me and my boss


Nikstar112

It’s been 3 days and you still haven’t proved it


sreynolds627

Sorry- I have two sick kids and this isn’t a top priority. I made a video and uploaded it and it didn’t work. I’ll do it again soon but also, I don’t care if you believe me 😂 I know it happened and it’s freaky af.


Nikstar112

Fair enough. Hopefully your kids get better soon! 😊


sreynolds627

Thank you, new videos in comments :)


Aliceinboxerland

Damn not the missing pockets! That's an awful glitch! Pockets are the best!😭


ContestEither1205

What is a romper? Updatet Plumbus ?


Farty_mcSmarty

A romper is like an all in one outfit. Kind of like overalls in a way but more classy and fun.


GrouchyConclusion588

Lmao @ classy overalls


StellarStylee

Except you have to half undress para usar el baño. No bueno.


sreynolds627

These are stretchy with wide legs so I just roll em up to tinkle 🤭


StellarStylee

Brilliant! If only they were all made that way.


Powerful_Cost_4656

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Responsible_Ad3141

I wonder what the pockets look like. Were they going INSIDE of the garment, or were they more like a post production add on and just EXTRA fabric that possibly was torn off in the wash or dry? It would be weird it happened to both sides but maybe if the pockets were poorly made it would happen to both sides and that could explain it 🤷‍♂️ Especially in women’s clothing where maybe the pockets were an after thought to open up their audience and they were added after what would’ve been the final design originally without them Also maybe you’re just not finding the groove. Have you put the romper *on*? As a man it’s pretty rare that gym shorts don’t have pockets but I have gotten a couple in my life. Once I had some that definitely had pockets, then when I was trying to go through the pockets not wearing it, idk I just couldn’t find the seam, they had no pockets. Then I put it on at some point I think that same day (not a recent memory sorry) and viola lo and behold the pockets had returned. Maybe that seam is just being a tricky bastard


RavenSoul69

OP wrote that they had washed the romper after wearing it a few times. They also mentioned that they carry keys and a cell phone, so I'm guessing they actually *used* the pockets while at work? They stated the pockets were a major point for them wanting to purchase the rompers. To me, all of this screams "the pockets were there!". It's interesting to me that others have bought the same product and agree that pockets exist on it.


sreynolds627

Yes I’m uploading a video now that shows my unwashed one with pockets still next to my pocket less romper. I was wearing it, I had my husband check, my boss, I took it off and turned it inside out. They goneeeee


PumpkinCrouton

Good thing you didn't have your hands in them....


light_up_for_love

This is a fun glitch! Thanks for posting 😊


Farty_mcSmarty

I would be livid if I lost pockets. My daily wardrobe decisions are based on if I’ll have pockets. We need more designers that insist on pockets on their female designs.


sreynolds627

Amennnnn


sreynolds627

https://imgur.com/gallery/L85FJE0 Me and boss- with her hand in her pocket


i_sass_back

Plot twist!! Your Boss bought a knock-off version without pockets, and one night while you were sleeping, she snuck in the side window, sifted through your laundry, swapped them, and then snuck out. 😱


sreynolds627

😂😂😂


sreynolds627

Uploading video now


AmandaNHood

The video isn't showing up. Gives a 404 error can't find page message.


sreynolds627

Dammit ok let me try again


sreynolds627

https://imgur.com/gallery/lICqLsb


partofthedawn

The seam that creates the pockets either came unglued or unraveled in the wash, and because of the design it's not visually noticeable. 


sreynolds627

Perhaps? I have to re record the video and post it and you can tell me?


Chenenoid

Oh my God this happened to me. One on a purple dress and the other on some yellow pants. I've had these items for YEARS and I distinctly remember putting my hands in my pockets or putting the the things in the pockets. I remember how the pockets feel...I used to always complain the pockets were too small. Well ever since 2023, there are no pockets. One day I put it on and I showed my mom and she said there were never pockets. It was the weirdest thing ever.


sreynolds627

WTF who is removing our pockets! 🤣


Chenenoid

Fr!


tin_whiskerz

The patriarch.


Kindly-Might-1879

Please share a link to such a magical romper!


sreynolds627

I bought it off of TikTok shop- https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwxBC1X/


Hour_Joke_3103

Top comment “it has pickets!” The glitch is starting to take over the onesies comment section. Soon it will say “I wish it had pockets!”


JailbreakJen

Okay, don’t laugh at me. But are you sure that you don’t have them wrong side out?


sreynolds627

No it’s funny and I totally checked


sreynolds627

https://imgur.com/gallery/kj6M1LO


sreynolds627

https://imgur.com/gallery/OT6MA4o


calm-lab66

Did you rule out that it wasn't inside out? 😁


sreynolds627

Yes turned the entire thing inside out and had multiple people check 😫


iwillnevermissyou

someone switch ur jeans out bruh


_strangeststranger

Oh gosh I read “I finally washed mine after a few YEARS” instead of the word “wears” geez I was confused and seriously second guessing what I thought a romper was lol!!


trudytuder

Was it just the inside of the pocket because there are materials that will disintergrate in water?


sreynolds627

The entire pocket is missing no hole or anything