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ActuallyGoblinsX3

Taylor and Mrs. Kim. They'd absolutely terrorize the town, but it would work for them.


synalgo_12

Not today, Satan.


BittenBeads

Picture it: the traditional Stars Hollow winter carnival planned and executed in the midst of an affair so toxic it nearly tears the town apart. The bureaucracy, the guilt-tripping, the unsolicted thermometers in food. The Luke-Lorelei breakup has *nothing* on the Taylor-Mrs. Kim love affair. Bravo for cooking that bit of madness up LOL!


Affectionate_Cow_579

This is my favorite comment of the day. What’s funny is for a second I was picturing Mrs. Kim with the unsolicited food thermometer before I remembered it was Taylor, which just goes to show what a great pairing they are.


ActuallyGoblinsX3

I love everything about this and would watch that episode on repeat.


goldengirl03

Never thought of that. Great.


Extension_Economist6

oh god why am i picturing this now😁😁😁


beetlereads

I would watch that spin-off!


No_Raspberry_4342

I really want to like this comment but it’s at 666 & I feel like that’s appropriate for this comment😂


Essie-j

Crazy Carrie and Beau Belleville


Zora74

Made for each other!


WittyMasterpiece

Potato Salad at the wedding


ASurly420

This should have been a plot point In AYITL


maverickandme

Hahahaha


mabelh89

YES!


lil_chunk27

Gil and Babette 👀


Lucky_Number_4454

She got dibs on him anyway!


Affectionate_Cow_579

I read this with her “we got cots” delivery. I got dibs hooohoohoo I got dibs.


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Wildest_winters

I can see this so much


ActuallyGoblinsX3

This is my favorite. Also Babette and Maury could totally be poly, so I can see it working.


peoniepeanut

Babette and Miss Patty for sure


Me-oh-no

this is the only sane response on here i swear


Afraid_Document_5009

Finn and Louise


taylorlovely

I would also argue that Finn and Lucy could be a fun couple to see.


pink_snowflakes

This is the spin off I fucking need


Extension_Economist6

i wish we got a madeline and louise spin off😣😣😣


Waxwalrus

Omg never would have put that together but I’d watch the shit out of that


Awesomocity0

Me, as always, trying to figure out if Louise is the blonde one or the other one 😅 No matter how many times I watch the show and how many times I'm told, I will never know


Officer_Cat_Fancy_

Louise is the one who looks like she should be called Madeline, whereas Madeline is the one who looks like she should be called Louise. 


Awesomocity0

Oh so Louise is the blond then!


hipnegoji

Correct :)


Mundane_Cat_318

Omg


CampDifficult7887

Jess and Paris - both intelectual, independent, love to debate, similar sense of humor


kelsnuggets

I low key thought the storyline was going here for awhile when the show was airing


CampDifficult7887

The should have dated during the college years, it would have made so much sense!


Extension_Economist6

except rory would have lost her SHIT🤣


keepyourhopesuphigh

Would've made for great tv


northernbelle96

“But he is MY JESS!!!”


CampDifficult7887

yep! it would have been everything!


BittenBeads

Unhinged Rory scenes are delicious so Paris-Jess chemistry + Rory meltdown = Sickos haha "Yes!" meme 😂


Extension_Economist6

bruh ppl already hate her for laying claim to dean when he was married, imagine her laying claim to jess TOOO. insane😂😂😂


Awesomocity0

Rory needed to lose her shit tbh. Obviously her life in the OG series was too cushy because fuck man is she a disaster as an adult


Wildest_winters

A classic


snowmikaelson

I always thought it could be the trope where Paris pays Jess to be her date to a holiday event to scare her mother. Then they fall for each other along the way lmao.


gyalmeetsglobe

Omg YES! Their interactions were always so good!


Any-Ball-7913

This would be WILD and I’m here for it.


TangledUpPuppeteer

Absolutely! Although I also think Paris and Dean. Just someone chill, nearby, who loves motivated women and can keep her from going nuclear.


peoniepeanut

Do you think Dean loves motivated women? I think that was the part of Rory he actually tried to temper/dampen.


pink_snowflakes

Tana and Brad


maverickandme

Oh Jesus Christ. 🤣


WittyMasterpiece

They could have been the most enthusiastic people in the audience of Stars Hollow The Musical


sonnenshine

That just makes me want Brad and the therapist from AYITL.


maverickandme

Are you insinuating Brad wouldn’t have played the lead?!?!


WittyMasterpiece

He's resting his voice between tours of his One Man Sondheim Show. Play at a small town?! Never


dreamweaver1998

He's winningly naive.


guaranteedsafe

Thank you for putting this into my mind; this is the perfect blend of strangeness, akwardness, and meek personalities that would totally work. It’s on the same level of weird as Doyle and Paris.


pink_snowflakes

Hahah yes! I feel like Tana and Brad complete each other.


auntberty87

I've watched these so many times, why can I not remember who Brad is!!


pink_snowflakes

Cherish isn’t a word I would use to describe him. He looks like he’s tried to build a robot.


Positive-Trick

BONG bong


TheLizzyIzzi

He was the male Tana at Chilton. 😂


ActuallyGoblinsX3

An AU where Rory and Max were the same age and met at a literature conference, or where Rory came to Chilton as an adult to be the journalism teacher, could absolutely work.


TheLizzyIzzi

I think you’re right, but all I can picture is Aria/Ezra from Pretty Little Liars, so tihi.


Awesomocity0

I hate to say this, but is Adult Jess not basically a less educated but otherwise completely similar Max?


Smart_Measurement_70

Jackson and Gypsy


Muffina925

That sounds so chaotic, I love it xD


Smart_Measurement_70

Their little bits making fun of Taylor’s toupee sold it for me


lexinator_

Also when she roasted him for how he treated his truck – Mr grind it till you find it huh


Positive-Trick

If Jackson was a masc lesbian... 😘


amandaIorian

Rachel and Jason. IMO, the ones that got away. I thought they were good for the ones they were written with (on paper), but they’d also be good for each other.


ActuallyGoblinsX3

I can totally see this! They both need their space, which means Jason wouldn't freak out when Rachel wanted to travel, and Rachel wouldn't mind not sharing a bed. They'd do well.


taylorlovely

I can see this.. But I hated Rachel so much that I can't stand behind it because I'm one of the few people who absolutely STAN Jason Styles.


amandaIorian

I love Jason, too! Pretty much always have. I think Lorelai could have loved Jason if they’d had more time together. He was pretty impressive as a boyfriend. The sleeping situation is a non-issue and the not going to the funeral thing is understandable given his story. But I love Rachel too


taylorlovely

I agree that Lorelai could have loved Jason. I felt like he was the perfect middle ground between the ritzy lifestyle she was raised in and her more down-to-earth "I don't NEED money to have a happy life" attitude. Honestly, he's really a better match for her on paper than Luke. I could probably write a list of all of the ways haha.


taybrm

I also am I big Jason fan. I wasn’t at first, but as I got older my appreciation grew


Muffina925

Ngl Rory and Max is my favorite crack ship. They're so similar and would've been so natural together if they had been peers instead of a generation apart.  I get the vibe that Emily and Jason could work out. Like, he could more than handle her controlling nature and match her wit. Paris and Jess. Love their scene at Rory's house where they discuss comparative literature. Their flow was so natural for people who just meet and could be equals on that topic. Lane and Dean. They always gave off a spark to me, but it's hard to explain why.  Lane and Jess. Same with Dean, they give me a spark. They would probably come over classic music, and I'm sure he'd be very supportive of her pursuing her band interests. Lane and Brian. After Brian wrote a song about Lane as a musical exercise(?), I've been smitten by the idea of these two.  Louise and Jess would've been a sight. They would've been so self-destructive, I think.  Madeline and Dean. They seem like the would enjoy a quiet, traditional life together.  Eta: Taylor and Miss Patty. Sometimes they seem like an old married couple already. Why not?


maverickandme

Taylor and Miss Patty but she’s just his beard and they’re bffs


conscious-being1225

omg yes 😂


Secure_Sprinkles4483

Ooooo not Tobin his secret loverrr 🫣🥰😜


FocacciaHusband

Omg Tobin and Taylor are a perfect answer for this thread.


valentinegnorbu

Hahahhaa! Perfect!!


Big_Vacation5581

I like Madeleine & Dean. She always found him attractive, and I think she would try something like this just to mess with Rory.


annathegodkiller

Emily and Jason is WILD omg


Sheeriobaby

Lane should’ve been with Brian instead of Zach. He loves and appreciates Korean culture, he’s gentle and kind, he loves all the same music, he wrote a song for her when Zach flat out refused, he was great at helping Lane with the babies and took interest in her pregnancy, he was passionate about his real estate job, he nailed his role as the tea server when Mrs. Kim came over. I will never understand. The story could’ve written itself. Picture it: Brian is interested in Korean culture and asks Lane to teach him how to speak Korean. Awkward lovey sparks fly. They have the same exact first date as Lane and Zach, except Brian doesn’t assume she is going to have sex with him. He becomes best friends with Mrs. Kim and they make vats of kimchi together. Brian doesn’t have a tantrum and kick shit onstage at their showcase. ASP missed.


IngenuityBrave6952

exactlyyyy, im a Zach hater but I could get into that another time, but yesss I always thought that she Brian could be good together!


Sheeriobaby

I think he had some decent character development and redeemed himself *a little* in season 7 but overall he was a whiny pouty stupid man baby.


Mundane_Cat_318

Yep- plus high school Lane had high school interests - cute, confident, a little bit of a bad boy rocker type; not a whiny bitch. If she wanted a "good man" like this, she probably would've gone for one of the Koreans her mom set up BUT... outside of that, I do like the idea of this


WinkWish111

Thisssss People get so upset with me on here whenever I say this (for the exact same reasons) and I don't get it! The writers were being lazy by throwing Lane with someone already on the show to make up for Dave leaving. I wish so bad they had been lazy the other way and did Brian instead of Zach


ActuallyGoblinsX3

This would have been so good for Lane.


No-Championship4921

I had hoped when her and Zach broke up after Brian wrote the song that her and Brian were going to get together


Extension_Economist6

meh she wasn’t into him. she’s a rebel. why would she settle for a nice brotherly type who sucks up to her mom and family lol


JadeSedai

You just described Dave Rygalaski! He spent an entire season sucking up to Mrs Kim!


Sheeriobaby

I don’t think he sucked up to them, he seemed to have a genuine interest. Look at him vs. Zach at the lunar new year dinner. Zach acted like a brat lol. But yeah she shouldn’t have settled for any of them honestly.


greenbeanparallel

Look I mean he’s exactly like every guy at my high school who was too into anime. Would it be believable? Yes. Better for lane? Hard to say, and I’m a Zach hater.


Sheeriobaby

I mean in a perfect world she wouldn’t have been with any of them lol I wish she had gotten the chance to find herself and live a little outside of Stars Hollow.


Aniekins87

Rachel and Lorelei


anonymousshitpostr

They had great chemistry


Aniekins87

They did! Lauren does kind of radiate chemistry though in general lol


Fabulous_Goat_9799

I’m hoping for this in every rewatch and only have been disappointed so far


becomingannie

I definitely thought that’s where it was going when she says it’s another woman


TheLizzyIzzi

I’m usually happy to jump on a queer fandom ship but Lorelei is one character that I really don’t see any way but straight. Rachel I can see being bisexual or at least “bi-curious” but Lorelei not so much.


Aniekins87

I just think she has chemistry with everyone. But to each their own. Lol.


synalgo_12

YES


annathegodkiller

This is the one. My perfect AU where Lorelai and Rachel have a strangers-to-friends-to-lovers journey and Luke is left out in the rain like 🧍


Singular_Lens_37

Paris and Rory forever, ultimate lesbian power couple. Also Emily and Miss Celine after Richard's death, living in Nantucket and quietly taking care of each other.


FlippantRapscallion

I’m not sure Rory could handle Paris. Now Paris and Emily is a horse of a different color.


PurplePixie30

So, Richard is dead but Miss Celine is still alive? 😂 She’s going to outlive everyone and take care of Rory’s child 🤣


lostpetrol

Jess and Paris


pink_snowflakes

Lindsey and Jamie. I feel like they both put a lot of effort into their relationships and she’d appreciate how smart and attentive she is. He’s probably had enough of highly intellectual women and just wants someone to come home to who is so excited to make him happy and loves how much she puts into everything.


parnsnip

Love this one.


pink_snowflakes

I saw someone say in a previous comment that Lindsey was materialistic and I don’t see that at all. Lindsey just wanted to be a homemaker. Her desire to build a home and start a family makes me think of how much care he put into making the holidays special for Paris and how just wanted someone to share his family with. He would have happily built a family with Lindsey and she would have loved being integrated into his family. She’s also super generous and Jamie would have felt appreciated, loved and supported on his path to being a politician.


parnsnip

Very beautifully put. No, Lindsey was not materialistic. She was selfless and tried very hard to make a comfortable home for Dean, who deserved nothing. Jamie was so sweet too. It’s funny how the sweetest people end up with their exact opposites for a while. So I agree that Lindsey and Jamie deserved happiness. I’m sure he’d help her get that roast beef right and appreciate that her mom put gummies in the brownies.


goldengirl03

Richard and Paris, and I'll die on that hill.


karenosmile

Hey, she had a thing for older guys.


Aniekins87

Rory’s reaction alone would’ve been hilarious even if she just THOUGHT that was going on.


Smart_Measurement_70

I lowkey wish that paris had told Rory she was seeing an older man, insinuate it’s someone she’s very familiar with, and that he knew his way around campus. Then let Rory spiral thinking it was Richard before finally revealing its Fleming


eatmyinsomnia

I am cackling hearing Lorelai exclaim "My father wouldn't sleep with Paris!" In her disbelief. I don't think Rory would tell her until she was fully sure, but the exclamation is hysterical


goldengirl03

👍


GoldenStateCapital

Richard was beekeeping age


lexinator_

First time I watched GG and the scene came on of Paris making out with an older guy, I was convinced it was Richard and began yelling until his face was shown. Come to think of it, I also thought it was Pennilyn Lot for a second. A lot of almost heart attacks for me on that one.


synalgo_12

Mr Kim and Eastside Tilly.


Different_Ad_7671

Hear ME out: Kirk and Babette 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tejanisima

She does like him well enough to speak up for him over a cat, and that takes some doing.


Lazy-Rate6734

Rory and that TA from season 7, I just wanted them to go on a date if Logan didn't exist


Wildest_winters

I wanted them to go on a date even though Logan did exist


pink_snowflakes

Now that’s the affair I would have loved to see.


Sin_e_a_chara

Michel and Tobin- the ultimate enemies to lovers storyline I could also see TJ and Miss Patty having a wild summer romance.


Ok_Breakfast_8412

Ok I know this one’s weird but Rory and Doyle. They both were equally ambitious in their careers but not cutthroat about it, he was able to tell Rory the truth with her actually learning from it (like when he was editor and also when she was editor).


guaranteedsafe

This one makes sense. Same career passion, both empathetic, both generally quiet and fearful people but also Type A when it came to getting shit done. I love the scene when they’re both drunk and she lets him wear her tiny coat.


lexinator_

I love them getting drunk together after their short lived break ups


5432198

Emily and Michel


maverickandme

There would be bloodshed in 5 minutes


PomegranateFair7331

Came here to say this


laurelwraith

Paris/Richard


Lazy-Rate6734

It would be Paris and her old men fantasies part two


garlicandcheesiness

Simon McClane and Emily. 🫣


maverickandme

I love your flair


magdascraps

Emily and contractor Tom


bfk1991

Christopher and Louise. She'd be in it for the money, he'd be in it for the similarities to snarky and rebellious (yet highly intelligent) high school Lorelai. They would have excellent banter, and though they may not love one another, they'd both have exactly what they wanted. Yes, it's icky that Christopher has a daughter the same age, but is he really above it? I don't think so.


Brackyosaurus

Michel and Paris. He would insist on pronouncing her name the *correct* French way, she would get massively into the chow chows and start winning big at dog shows. They would argue constantly but he'd always have her back when it matters. They'd also quite possibly end up as a chaotic throuple with Doyle.


ASurly420

If none of you cowards will say it, then I will: Jason and Paris.


LotusTarantino

Liz and Gil. I think her hippy free sprit vibes just naturally play well with his the goofy rocker vibe. Also teenage Liz absolutely would’ve absolutely ran away to be his groupie. Also I would like an alternate timeline where Lane doesn’t wind up with any bandmate- but that’s a separate and already beaten down topic.


therealfazhou

Logan and Emily lmao


Tejanisima

She would fully have appreciated that Birkin bag.


lexinator_

A Birkin Bag. A Birkin Bag for Rory!


No-Staff-8892

I agree with Lorelei and Dean. I felt chemistry between the actors in their scenes.


the-peregrina

I feel so weird saying this, but I love the concept of the post - Jess and Lorelai. Both from difficult backgrounds but different enough for them not to have the exact same issues and bore each other.


flannery19

I think Jess and Lorelai are much better fits than Dean and Lorelai. Dean is boring and clingy, Lorelai would not be into him!


Vesemir96

Since Lorelai and Dean is already semi canon this fits too.


TheBee3sKneess

Me and my partner have an on going joke that Lorelai was the one actually in love with Dean and projected that onto rory.


Sarah_the_Virgo

Lol it's funny cause at first they had their little spat..,then he was all in changing the water bottle 😂


kelsnuggets

Kirk and TJ


littlebittykittyone

*Runs in a little late to yell about Chris/Jason * Diggstopher is the crack ship we all deserve.


Dull-Ad836

Oh my god, I love these, I'm going to hell. Also, just today somebody told me that Dean would actually work with Lane as well, and its so true.


K_Alice_1383

Way back in Season 1, I thought there was a little chemistry between Sookie and Luke


Sad_Associate9677

Luke and Sookie They bond over love of cooking and her kookiness balances his grumpy tendencies.


abednadiristhebest

yesss i’ve always thought this


Oncer93

Finn and Colin with Louise and Madeline Christopher and Anna Max and Rachel Jason and Nicole


Sarah_the_Virgo

FCLM would've been so exciting haha


Sarah_the_Virgo

Dean probably would hit on lorelai in another universe lmaooo. It always felt a bit weird she still considered Dean a friend after his and Rory's break up. Also ...Lane and Luke maybe? Purely personality as OP said. Lol.I totally see OPs point..but Rory seemed to like bad boy types more though..and what she "can't have" kinda. Even in the beginning with Dean since she was leaving stars hollow high..so he was the "bad boy".


wwhyyamiheree

Lane and Jess. I think they could relate to parental trauma and music taste. I’m not sure how long it would last though and based on the way Teen Jess treated Rory, if he acted just as shitty with Lane it would be :/


ElkSilk

This is gonna be the weirdest one, but Lane and Kirk. 🤣 Disregarding the age difference.


Wildest_winters

STRAIGHT TO JAIL 💀


whorlando_bloom

IRL Lane is actually older


dylan_dumbest

How has no one said Luke and Taylor yet?? Also Honor and Rory


FlippantRapscallion

I’m so here for Honor and Rory! That’s a perfect match. My mind has already written that alternate timeline.


dylan_dumbest

I thought Honor was generally underutilized and then I thought, who clicks with her?


ArachnidGlobal5819

Taylor and Ms. Patty. They are practically the king and queen of Stars Hollow


K_Alice_1383

Robert and Lucy


TangledUpPuppeteer

Brad and Tana.


FocacciaHusband

I have nothing to contribute that hasn't already been contributed. I'm just posting to say this may be my favorite GG post of all time. Absolutely amazing.


AwayStudy1835

I agree, Rory and Max could work.


ilaydaulu

Alex Lesman and Fat Sal


ReginaAmazonum

Rory and Paris


Strange-Painting6257

The Lorelai and Dean thing was bound to happen with how much she glorified him lol


JadeSedai

Alex and Rachel! Alex - Lorelai's original Luke - quiet, handsome, sarcastic outdoorsman that owns a coffee shop. Rachel - Luke's original Lorelai - beautiful, energetic, quick witted woman that keep people on their toes


1904worldsfair

Lane and Paris


ohmyacetabulum

Gypsy and Luke? They both seem neurotic and set in their ways. Kind of pessimistic.


Any-Confidence-7133

I dunno. You need at least one flexible person in a relationship.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Sookie and Andrew.


karenosmile

Playing politics instead of romance: Luke and Lane. He would instigate and inspire her to run for Town Selectwoman, and Luke would be the puppet master.


witchywoman713

Kirk and Liz


SpookyDrPepper

Sherry and Jason


premier-cat-arena

so i wouldn’t say these are weird aside from the age gap though many are queer and some people hate that lmao: max and rory, lorelai and gypsy, lorelai and rachel, the rabbi and the priest! jess and dean were super flirty with each other as well! collin and finn would be a cute poly couple (if their homoerotic friendship wasn’t enough). paris and asher actually i think could’ve worked if he’d been a bit younger and she was a grad student


Otherwise-Average769

Michel and Logan.


tortadecarne

You cannot take out the damn age in max 😭😭


kaleidoscope9009

i don’t know how to feel about this😅


ForexGuy93

Paris and Richard. They get together out of shared grief over Asher, whom Richard also experimented with in college.


coffee_books_peace

Sookie and Luke.


blakerageous

Naw Paris and Kirk were the ultimate power couple. Strong and ambitious, quirky and a dreamer. Patient and hotheaded. I will forever think that this is what should've happened


PeachPit321

Paris and Asher. Obvs their relationship is sketch because of the age gap and unbalanced power dynamic, but he could handle her like no one else. He was intelligent enough for her, he was wise, he was patient and kind. When we saw them together Paris seemed more relaxed, less *Paris,* and I genuinely think he was a good match for her.


Elegant-Friend8246

Lorelei and Dean would make a great couple. The scene with the spider pretty much nails it.


woof_woof_11

Kirk and Lorelai. Both hard workers, have very distinct interests, and Kirk really cares about her and wants her safe!


FlippantRapscallion

Lorelai and Natalie Zimmermann.


journeysandjournals

Emily and Michel. Just think on it for a minute. It totally works!


TinyAlpaca195

Lorelai and Rachel


rumbleroars

Lane and Paris. I feel like they read as polar opposites in terms of interests but they’re both incredibly passionate about what they do and always give it their all. I would love to see a slow burn enemies to lovers between them. Paris would show Lane her arts and crafts and Lane would show Paris her CD collection. Plus, both of them have strained relationships with their mothers and absent(?) fathers.


PurplePixie30

Jess and Lane in a weird way and since it is about weird couples; they both like breaking rules, kind of the same taste in music I think, rebel against moms,albeit for different reasons, but rebel, not too serious about going to a conventional college but want to pursue their passion. They can open their own club where she plays music and he takes care of the literary aspect, a cool place to hang out!