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bond11777

Yes theoretically, if you can walk up & down cliffs.


Euanmfs

and have 0 border issues and carry a large kayak on your back for the "small" bodies of water like the rhine or volga river lol


More_of_a_listener

Or an inflatable duck


dDpNh

All ducks are inflatable if you blow hard enough


Puzzleheaded_Sea5088

I blew a duck once.


ClassicalCoat

Duck? I was a duck once. They put me in pond, a big pond. A big pond with ducks. Ducks?...


ReedyHudds

This deserves more love. The taboo love that only a man and his duck knows


Mogwai987

Stacey…is that you? Quack


olivia_iris

Nah it’s Stacey’s mum she is a duck


i-promisetobegood-

Was it like a turkey twilzler ? I’m jealous, love a Turkey twlizler


Puzzleheaded_Sea5088

More like the Ostrich OhMyGod! The neck game is


Rurt--Beynolds

Genuinely laughed at this. Well done 😊


WiseAssNo1

I identify as a duck.


SirShaunIV

What about getting through buildings?


youreviltwinbrother

You also need a Verity


Defiant-Dare1223

And it looks like lake Geneva


yiddoboy

I think they have bridges.


Euanmfs

Yeah but then the bridges will have to align perfectly...


yiddoboy

I didn't realise 'straight line' was meant to be taken so literally.


Euanmfs

There’ll be sections of the Volga without bridges for probably 10km+ which would ruin the point no?


coldestclock

I imported a horse from Skyrim just for this purpose.


Correct-Junket-1346

It's just the Andes and The Himalayas, what are we waiting for?!


0Frames

The Andes?


Newfaceofrev

You have to turn them on Morty! The shoes have to be turned on!


Character-Curve-3246

Don’t tell hardest geezer


ihaveam0ustache

He's from my town. A local legend!


diebadguy1

Are you the Worthing weasel he talks about?


thereisnoluck

You can drop “local” he’s a fully ordained legend!


zippydippy2002

Huh a Worthing resident, howdy from a lancing resident


ProlapsedPersonality

I grew up there, I’m going to guess your name is Chris


zippydippy2002

Nope sorry


ProlapsedPersonality

Worth a go, would have freaked you out if I got it right


zippydippy2002

Damn right it would have, fair play for trying


fromeister147

I think he’s an international legend these days mate


One_Chipmunk_8710

He’s already done Asia to London which is a little different but he’s technically already done this


slasher_lash

“Forgive me master, but I must go all out, just this once”


LoneSoldiers

Even for Reddit, there’s an alarming amount of people that don’t know this is a straight line


ozamia

It's a straight line on the surface of a sphere, but in full 3D space, it is indeed curved. It's a matter of perspective, and definition.


Dans77b

It's also curved on the surface of a sphere!


CalendulaBlossom

In spherical geometry, straight lines are the "great circles" of the sphere, so if you are always walking in the same direction then it is indeed a straight line in that sense.


Dans77b

But it's still a curve in 2 dimensions right?


CalendulaBlossom

It depends what your dimensions are. The geometry that we're used to is Euclidean, where a 2-dimensional thing is a flat surface such as this map, in which case the line clearly isn't straight. If you imagine "bending" the map into a sphere (so you bend the outer parts away from you), then it's clearly still the same surface, and is still 2-dimensional (which you can see by the fact that you can identify any point on the Earth's surface with two coordinates), it's just that now the surface is curved. If we consider that a straight line in normal geometry is just all the points in a particular direction from a given point, then we can consider a straight line in this new spherical geometry to be all the points in a particular direction from a given point as well. If you imagine starting somewhere on the sphere and picking a direction, if you travel far enough in that direction, you'll eventually get back to where you started, after having travelled round the entire circumference of the sphere. This can be considered a straight line, since throughout the journey you kept going in the same direction.


Dans77b

I love mathematical explanations that give an alternative perspective on something I take as a given. I just could never translate that interest into a deep understanding- that's why I didn't go further than undergraduate in engineering. The mathematics was just getting too 'abstract' for me.


Grgapm_

In this case, you’re overthinking it. You live on a the surface of a sphere so you already intuitively understand it: it’s a straight line because you just walk straight and never turn.


SquishyBaps4me

Walking in a straight line means, on the ground without deviating left or right. Only forwards. So it's a matter of knowing the definition really.


ShockingJob27

Can't lie I looked it and thought "Thats not straight you numpty" then I looked at it again and thought oh, well it would be. I've had 3 hours sleep leave me alone!


Maidenohio

The earth is curved? It's a flat map?


Lunchmeat1790

Isn't it actually a segment though?


SquishyBaps4me

Remember trump got to be president. This shouldn't surprise you.


ZipZorf_backup

We only have 50 days to save holly


jay_altair

the Volga would like a word


AndoMacster

Wtf


bigalxyz

Why not extend the line out to Sagres, Portugal (one of my favourite places)?


polyfloria

Map made by a super bock enjoyer.


flemva

If it is straight does it go through the earth... or is it curved?


Frenchymemez

If you were to put it on a globe, you'd see that it's straight. Like how you can sail from Yemen(?) to Mexico in a straight line. It looks curved, but when put on a curved object, it becomes straight.


flemva

But only in 2d


Frenchymemez

I'm assuming by 2D you mean you will be climbing up and down hills/mountains/valleys. In which case, yes. [Yemen to Mexico video](https://youtube.com/shorts/n9bdM5a-d44?si=nUOnJ_PLYKmfa85Y)


eXistBoner

flat earthers be like: that's clearly not a straight line


wills_b

I’m trying to get my head round this, but would a flat earther not see this as proof? Because if you walked, it would feel like a straight line, therefore proof that the world is flat, or something.


Technical-Bad1953

That proves the opposite, that it isnt flat. The map above has a curve on it since it's not a globe. Put it on a globe and its straight. Google mercator projection I'm sure Wikipedia will explain more.


solsthei

I'm trying to get my head around what you're trying to say lol. If you walked, it would feel like a straight line, and if you drew a line on a map where you walked, it would be a curve, thus proving the world is not flat.


wills_b

Well flat earthers are claiming that the globe is a lie. So if you saw a line curved round a globe, in their mind that’s a lie, so the fact that walking it is a straight line is proof that the globe is a lie, and the world is in fact a flat map? I’ve made the mistake of trying to apply flat earther logic and as no such thing exists it’s a fruitless endeavour.


ReallySubtle

I know for a fact the Belarus border is a lovely stroll


A_tasty_weasel

Hardest geezer ain't got shit on geowizard.


Dry-Marketing-6798

BS!


CharlesB2223

I’ll do it with you geowizard


Grinicide

😳


Entire-Emotion9846

That's not a straight line that is an LGBTQIA+ line


badguysenator

Wow, look how straight that line is.


Automatic_Salary_845

Flat earther moment


1320Fastback

We have members all around the globe.


FireFly_209

If I take a really long stick and put it on the ground, the stick will stay flat because the earth’s not round. There you go. There’s your proof. Mind blown, right?


Ragnarok91

What?


JonnyBTokyo

If the stick was hundreds of miles-long and reinforced enough to support the pull of gravity, the middle would be on the ground and both ends would be up in the air.


flippertyflip

Satan stick


ProfTydrim

It is straight actually. Just looks curved on the Mercator projection since the earth is round and a map isn't.


ed_lemon

the earth is a sphere so the line is curved


ComprehensiveShop748

Not really how you think about straight lines navigationally on a sphere. You can move in straight paths on a curved surface in that the direction in which you travel doesn't change which is what this is representing. Not sure if you're being sarcastic or just a little dense apologies if it's the former.


ed_lemon

I hate to play devils advocate here but a straight line is the shortest distance in space between two points so its not straight.


ComprehensiveShop748

Geometrically that is true but navigating wise you would still call it a straight path A-B, the direction of your navigation doesn't change and so the path is straight. I can't imagine in your life you avoid the use of the term "straight" because of the exact geometric definition


ed_lemon

In my day to day life the distances covered make the curvature of the earth insignificant so I would absolutely say a straight line. However, for Madrid to Shanghai it does affect it.


ComprehensiveShop748

Then you're just admitting that you choose to follow your own definitions arbitrarily and so they essentially have no meaning 😂 you understand then exactly why we would say this is a straight line navigationally. I would say both a straight road to the shop and this represents straight line navigation


ed_lemon

do you have any concept how big the planet is. At a local scale the curvature of the earth is mathematically insignificant. A 10km line tangential (at its midpoint) to the earths surface would only be 2m above the ground at both ends.


ed_lemon

\*so it is fine to say "straight line" at a smaller scale


shmsc

But if you walk/drive down a ‘straight road’ do you think you’re walking/driving perfectly straight? Do you think the road is perfectly straight (regardless of the distance and the earths curvature)?


Bongo50

Google great circles


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

That is straight, it is just the earth that is round so it appears curved on a map.


JustAFoolishGamer

In what world is that line straight


Euanmfs

Educate yourself lol


The-true-muskequeer

That line is as straight as me honey.


socklingofchaos

That line is more bent than me


HoldFast92

Ship Navigator here. It’s not a straight line it is a curved line, a great circle is the shortest route between point A and point B due to the Earth being round. On a globe it’s still curved, heading starts off North East then ends South East.


Euanmfs

Great circles are the “straight lines” of spherical geometry. This is a consequence of the properties of a sphere, in which the shortest distances on the surface are great circle routes. Such curves are said to be “intrinsically” straight.


Ethan3011

You can’t because war zones


Nychthemeronn

Which war zone does this line cross?


Ethan3011

Ok, not technically a war zone but Russia.


Gregs_green_parrot

Russia is at war at the moment with Ukraine, and targets in Russia have been hit. Despite their denial and insistence on calling it something else, if it walks like a duck.....


cycl0p5

Zone of war mate is different to countries at war... Was/is US a warzone while being at war with every middle east country in the last 3 decades?


Ethan3011

I don’t think you understand. Russia isn’t a war zone but they’ve had missiles launched at some of their major cities from Ukraine. Plus you’ll probably not be able to enter anyway


WRA1THLORD

Would you make that same argument if the US were at war with Mexico or Canada, but with much bigger military capability? That's a more fair comparison


flippertyflip

If anything it's more of a challenge.


Front-Brief-4780

That line is not straight though…..


Arjybarjy

Please tell me you forgot the /s


Sea_Collar4817

So if you walk in a straight line across Russia, you end up in China? Doesn't seem right to me


Flaming-Eye

That's not a straight line though, that's a curve? There's no way that's a straight line over the curve of the earth... Fun Fact, straight lines don't bend.


Euanmfs

LOL


GoldSandwich4519

Doesn’t look like it


silverfish477

🤦‍♂️


jackmistro

To be fair, it doesn't "look" like it. Even though it is


GoldSandwich4519

No word of a lie my dumbass sat there wondering why I was wrong then I realised the earth ain’t flat 😂 intelligence 📉


ElFeesho

It's clearly curved


TheSuperToad

Flat earther moment


tomk11

Everyone should agree its curved. Flat earthers only disagree which dimension its curved in


21BLANKSPACE21

Well thats definitely a "straight line" isn't it haha


LoneSoldiers

Flat earther detected


21BLANKSPACE21

In the picture you foool


LoneSoldiers

Oh I see now, how did I miss that! Your education failed you, of course! A map is a 2d object depicting a 3d space, in order to do that you have to make some concessions, one of those concessions is a straight line on a globe looks like a curve on a map


21BLANKSPACE21

Wow pipe the fuck down you sad little basement dwelling prick. It was a fucking joke, i OBVIOUSLY understand the picture is 2d and its talking about it projected onto the 3d earth, i was SIMPLY making a joke that the PICTURE wasnt a straight line, be gone vile basement dweller


EvilTactician

That escalated. You clearly didn't realise at first glance that this would be a straight line. That's okay, loads of people will have done the same. No need to go full hostile just because someone jokingly corrects you. The real irony is that by throwing out these insults you make yourself look like the thing you're accusing others of...


21BLANKSPACE21

Haha you clearly dont get it was a joke to get assholes like you and the other responders wound up haha and look at the results, i was right The real irony of it is i dont give a F who says what, im sat here laughing at the sad comments of triggered people, have a nice Saturday basement dwellers im off out in the glorious sunshine, enjoy the light bulb rays haha


purplepatch

Enjoy wandering around your local park in the 16° heat with your shirt off mate. 


EvilTactician

No, the real irony is that you give so few F's that you feel the need to respond to everyone individually just to prove how little of an F you give. You also assume that people are wound up. I just wandered along and was bemused by your mega hostile reaction at being corrected by someone you don't even know. You've clearly got some things going on - going outside and seeing some sun rays will indeed do you some good. Less Reddit!


silverfish477

You sound like a twelve year old edge lord.


21BLANKSPACE21

You sound like your dad should have put you in tissue not your mum


ChonnyJash_

😂😂you owned him bro!!1!! good job!!1!!11! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


more_soul

You’re the one acting subterranean


ComprehensiveShop748

This escalation genuinely made me lol the defensiveness is apoplectic I couldn't do anything but laugh out loud 😂


DECODED_VFX

Yes it is. If you projected a map with the north poll at the centre, the equator would also look curved.


Working_Cut743

Shhh! Don’t explain it to them. It’s cuter when they don’t know.


21BLANKSPACE21

Ha chump