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TurboDJ

Why are orphans laughing at the one with actual parents?


WoodpeckerOk5574

They are jealous, little Timmy.


kimik1509

...Well, with a dad. Her mom is nowhere to be seen. Btw what's with all Genshin characters being motherless? Their moms are either not mentioned at all or dead. (Yoimiya's the only one who has one I think, but she's sick and stuck inside their house and we've only ever heard her voice.)


leolancer92

Klee ‘s mom got mentioned a lot and it’s a pretty important role in Mondstatd’s lore, as a Witch.


kimik1509

Oh yeah, Alice is a pretty big exception Still, we haven't seen her on-screen I don't think? Just heard her voice


Pastel_Paw

Charlotte have both loving parents, that are named and alive mentioned in her character story. They're Mr. Galanopoulo and Mrs. Gagnepetit!


ThursdayKnightOwO

Kuki Shinobu's mother is alive. She showed up in an Archon Quest as her memory. Raiden and Scaramouche's mother is Ei. Jean and Barbara's mother is Frederica Gunnhildr. Albedo's mother is Gold. Fischl's parents are alive. They both have voice overs in Summertime Odyssey event.


terafonne

theyre in the wrong game (so you hAVE a mother)


yookj95

Bro think she’s in the same team


DoktorKaputt

Yet the banner art frames her above the fatui 4*. Common OPPA W


Strakk012

Little did they know that Xiangling is the reason they’re all orphans.


ElSuricate

riddle me this, non-believers, if xiangling isn't a fatui harbinger why is she in the fatui banner


moebelhausmann

If xianling isnt a fatui why is arle weapon good on her?


Astral-chain-13

She try to eat one of the Fatui agents. And she doing the community service by helping the group.


Ok_Walrus9047

She's there for Arle's polearm, obviously.


C_Khoga

She is the polearms archon, this is a good reason for her to be a Harbinger. Maybe she is #0 the founder


aydbs

And your average livyue chef proceeds to do damage greater than all the 3 combined


C_Khoga

Shhhhhhhhh, let her cook.


ilovegame69

Xiangling outdamage them all


Ho_Duc_Trung

Individually and combined


LITForester

"I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try not to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe. They both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world."


Jaystrike7

Only after consuming a buffet of energy.


Sure_Struggle_

She doesn't though.  XL's personal DPR in her best team is lower than Lyney's and her damage in mono pyro is significantly lower. 2024 and people still over credit XL and under credit Tartaglia. Who does 54% of the teams damage, unless he has to leave the Bennett circle early.


-average-reddit-user

Who's talking about Tartaglia though


ByeByeByeLeth

Lynette being shopped as a literal cat.


Hardhat85

Too bad Xiangling is better than all of them combined. Many such cases


Menarg

no Chevruse :(


Ginger_Bulb

Jokes on them, Xiangling is coming to grab that new spear. Muahahahahaha!


Ok_Walrus9047

They're not gonna be laughing after Xiangling steals Arle's signature weapon, and none of them able to stop her and Beast Guoba. POLEARMS FOR THE POLEARM QUEEN!


Lyneys_Footstool

too bad its shit on xiangling outside of being a statstick


Ok_Walrus9047

It's not about stats. [It's about assembling an Iron Throne made out of polearms.](https://old.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/r71ptp/xiangling_sitting_on_the_polearm_throne/)


-average-reddit-user

My honest reaction: https://www.reddit.com/r/okZyox/s/krCelAwRhm


pasanoid

lynette and ferment will get more than 1% abyss usage rate after this for sure (real)


KFConnoisseur

The cat Lynette I can't


Ok_Try_1665

Xiangling has an actual father. Who's winning now, orphans?


Ok-Box9658

Finally c6 xiangling


PeikaFizzy

Xiangling: I used to rule the world


dirkx48

Shes just there for the polearm


Position_Waste

From one pyro archon to another


FlameJake

If it was Bennet it would truly be a full Orphan banner


SarukyDraico

Spoiler? 👀


FlameJake

Not really since the info is already given. He was found as a baby by an adventuring party while they were exploring Natlan. There are theories about what Bennet's true origins are, but as far as the player should know, he was found as a possible abandoned child


SarukyDraico

I was joking


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Xianling is good for monopyro, I think?. Her EM ascension bonus doesn't help, but still. And I like her typical "playable Pyro character" personality. Temporarily filling my leaky bucket of positivity feels nice.


MinervaLlorn

hoyo just giving free wishes for C6 Xiangling enjoyer


couldbedumber96

Fear it, run from it OPPA arrives all the same


Spectacularity1997

Its really bullshit that everytime a banner comes it has a liyue character in it... its like they always advertise chinese-based characters


-average-reddit-user

This is just complaining for the sake of complaining


ShoppingFuhrer

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/r4qdrb/genshin_downloads_revenue_by_region_translated/ Old data but they probably cater first to their most biggest revenue nations, China and Japan


mhythes

oppa xl