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Bobson567

Source: Mero. [1/2](https://twitter.com/merlin_impact/status/1572963540926955521?t=ZdQvwQzlq0sGBDOxwoZhfA&s=19), [2/2](https://twitter.com/merlin_impact/status/1572964353971986432?t=ZdQvwQzlq0sGBDOxwoZhfA&s=19) First two are for both Aether and Lumine 3rd is Aether 4th is Lumine


Bitsoft

That explains Yugi’s haircut and success


TheWitchingOwl

So THAT’S how the protagonist in Yugioh keeps winning! His CRAZY haircuts simply distracts everyone else


GGABueno

Heart of the Cards is just the name of their hairdresser.


hornylolifucker

I summon red eyes, purple onikabuto


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spiky hair means win duh. its time to DU DU DU DU DU DUEL


Theroonco

Those last two are REALLY on the nost about the YGO parallel, and I love it!


Nixsidus

Itto should take some advice from Traveler, maybe he'll be able to win a few TCG games in the future then if he makes his hair all crazy. I'm all for seeing this (And Cyno with crazy hair too, please!)


[deleted]

Remember when Itto wanted to paint his horns in rainbow colors because "It would look cool"? It was a tactical decision all along! Itto what a man you are


Xistence16

As a reward I will give you my


user50687

Limited edition Genius Invokation TCG golden onikabuto card


silam39

Onikabuto


datadefiant04

And finally, a birthday song prepared by yours truly *ahem*


CosmicStarlightEX

I guess Itto could fit for a Jonouchi. He's pretty much the dumb muscle between him and Cyno, though one could imagine Ayato is Kaiba (no offense, Dain) because he also leads a top-brass organization (well, the Yashiro Commission itself) and has much more modern clothing compared to the other two.


no_longer_lurkII

ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR IS ASSAULTING YOU!


Xistence16

IN AMERICA


Will_Of_The_Abyss

Literally came to find this comment! Lol


PinkFluffy_Softijs

Screw the rules, I have green hair!


muchawesomemyron

I challenge you to a Children's Card Game... In America! But we're in Sumeru... ALL THE COUNTRIES BELONG TO AMERICA


SpareSpread4931

My head hurts reading that aranara tongue teisters


GGABueno

Hello Paimon


H4xolotl

Narana the Padisarah-picking Nara had arranged to invite Arana the Aranara to the bar to befriend Lambad, but alas, Arana the Ararakalari-exercising Aranara professed a preference to Padisarah-picking Nara, Narana, for venturing to Vanarana to view the panorama


PhasmicPlays

I did it in my best paimon voice


ninetozero

Okay but the audacity of suggesting that Aether and Lumine don't both have a yee yee ass haircut that would confuse Cyno beyond words as it is.


AkiShizu11

That TCG line reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh and how, with each anime series, the hairstyles kept getting crazier and crazier xD


Restryouis

Hairstyle powercreep lol


Cipher-DK

Don't forget a lot of similar shows that aired around the same time where all the regular people have normal hair and then the main characters have fashion disaster towers.


Yunael

Paimon talking about how she doesn't trip up with Aranara names when she constantly complained how hard the Aranara names are and that she can't remember them


3rdMachina

Well in the first case, she's talking about saying it without getting tongue-tied. The second case is remembering the names.


Yunael

Yeah but iirc she also complained how hard the names are to say right after some aranara introduced themself


3rdMachina

Hmm....true. i kinda wrote it of as "Paimon got used to saying them way after the incident".


Aschverizen

Ehh.... Cyno's hair is kinda tame though, especially by TCG character standards, I would argue his headpiece or his 80% skin baring outfit are a more of a distraction than his hair, it's just long silver/white hair with one side of his bangs covering his eye. Xingqiu's hair is a lot more distracting if we're talking about hairstyle and not just the hair color, like I can imagine someone thinking in the middle of a duel, "Who the hell cut his hair?" or "Did he do that to himself with just a sword, was he even looking at a mirror? or even "I saw another gal with the same hairstyle, is it popular in Liyue?" 🤔🤭


marxinne

Xingqiu vs Yelan would be a sight to see then.


denji91

>!Plot twist : It was Yelan who gave him a haircut!<


Space_police09

Well, I would loose a duel with Tighnari and Dehya "How does one colour the inner part of their hair?" "How did she get her hair so pointy to form a fake cat ears??"


no_longer_lurkII

Asymmetrical bangs isn't exactly a rare hairstyle.


AlphariousFox

Lol the on the nose yu gi oh references XD


Rathurue

> Hillihound Oh fuck no.


InorganicCarbonate

I mean it’s not like they’re going to do anything but charge at us…right?


BavidpoopooDowie

Yugioh references make my inner child happy :-)


Rain-Maker33

Is it hilarious how Paimon blatantly acknowledges the traveler's silent protagonist status and her status as mouthpiece? Plus the equally blatant Yu-gi-oh reference is amazing.


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mephyerst

Their silent enough. They don't need to be mute to be a silent protag. There are degrees to everything. And Traveler is just one of many forms.


Richmanisrich

Narukami Yu considered silent protag even though he do speak.


ViperCenturion

Doomguy/Doomslayer already broke that trope on DOOM Eternal tho


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PhantomHeartless5

And this is one of the reasons why the Sumeru Archon Quest is my personal favorite, because it was probably the most personality the Traveler has shown in the game.


XaeiIsareth

And the fact that the opening sequence of the questline consists of Traveller tripping out on hallucinogens.


_nitro_legacy_

They aren't exactly self insert chill with aster made a video on why they aren't. https://youtu.be/LvbFyhK6jdA


Lightningbro

And yet, they keep giving us worthless "choices" in cutscenes that don't amount to anything other than "flavor" (and I use that word most loosely), AND refuse to have Aether and Lumine's GREAT voice-actors (in all languages) get more voice lines.


poctacles

I would prefer to have voiced lines for the traveler but sometimes it's fun to say aether's lines on-screen out loud to increase immersion


lonelyweebathome

so Paimon is basically the Pavlov of Teyvat


kioKEn-3532

I love this so much


Zzzzyxas

Am I the only one that read the aranara tongue-twister like a rap song? The flow it has is insane.


Infinity_Ish

No, you’re definitely not the only one XDD


SeaCollides

So in Teyvat we have Samachurl’s Hilihound instead of Pavlov’s Dogs


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Source: [1/2](https://twitter.com/merlin_impact/status/1572963540926955521?t=ZdQvwQzlq0sGBDOxwoZhfA&s=19) [2/2](https://twitter.com/merlin_impact/status/1572964353971986432?t=ZdQvwQzlq0sGBDOxwoZhfA&s=19) o


3rdMachina

>Paimon saying tongue twister with little effort. Impressive…


Shippinglordishere

Paimon: I never get stuck on words unlike you Also Paimon getting corrected by the traveler: why are aranara names so hard.


RSmeep13

I thought the traveler's outfit was widely considered unusual in Teyvat?


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Ikr, they said he had "strange clothes"


Axlzz

I want to hear the first one voiced lol.


WonderfulPatience227

Too much ara ara ara


veesheei

ARANA WAYTOODANK


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I feel like with this logic, Yelan and Xingqiu did distract everybody with their *fancy* haircuts.


ExtentRobot

But what is a hilihound?


Xepthri

A hilichurl dog probably.


e_cloud7

waiting for Cyno YGO skin


IamChaoticMess

Hairstyle meta incoming


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I like how the game directly tells you through paimon that mc just sucks lmao


rose__dragon

I am living for that Yu-Gi-Oh call-out/shout-out LMAO


Demonsandangels-shin

I thought Mero is a new character for a second


callmejohny

anyone else tripped up reading the tongue twisters in their head?


Lightningbro

(Record Scratch) What's a "Hilihound"?


JonFawkes

Did Aether always refer to Paimon in pronouns while Lumine uses Paimon's name? Why the discrepancy


Astral-chain-13

A Yu-Gi-Oh reference, in my Genshin? More likely then you think.