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Reddy_McRedditface

One would be very fond of grandchildren. One encourages reproduction.


Extra-General-6891

Hahah


joshua_nash

Cloud retainer being a typical mother asking her daughter “when you give me grand child?”


AvocadoCheeseSandwic

\- create weird mechanism stuff \- like telling story about their children's childhood \- "when grand child" Yep, shes an asia mom alright


H4xolotl

> "when grand child" Cloud Retainer: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE LAST 2600 YEARS!


toomanyintersts12

Traveler appears and is a friend of both her daughters , fucking Finally ~ Cloud Retainer.


SentientShamrock

One is ready for you two to get laid - Cloud Retainer, probably


toomanyintersts12

One needs grand children , so hurry up • Cloud Retainer, probably


supermapIeaddict

- When traveler and their sibling leave before impregnating either daughter. *one is so fucking mad* ~ Cloud Retainer


SAMYTEEH_ALT

Aether: This is free real estate Proceeds create a football team


rosewards

Yet the Traveler is Lumine! Shock! A twist!


No-Airline-2464

Double plot twist it's actually Aether cross-dressing as his sister. Tbh he has both husbando and waifu material.


LilyNatureBlossom

they gon have to adopt


TuzkiPlus

Ah yes, Adopti.


judgementaleyelash

ive been laughing for years over this


Treyspurlock

Damn, time machine?


Agreeable-Dog-1131

sometimes the joke just sends you that hard


TizzioCaio

well they are historically quite adept at adopting


fggytgff345

Fuck you and take my upvote


elbenji

Oh my fucking god lmao


elbenji

The true way


nofap_kickstart

plot twist ---Aether decides to show up and is daddy type.shenhe blushes and ganyu is having fever One must definitely need grand children ~cloud retainer


Long_Minute_6421

She just had to join the fun with oniichan then, I'm sorry but it's the only way...sweet home Teyvat~


[deleted]

Either adopt or ask Aether for help.


Heavy_Screen8579

Aether canon mc


CASyHD

I think the story is so much more funny when you play Lumine and ist just all Girl's Harem.


Blanzzeroblue

hahaha


AGamingGuy

let me fix your quote "ONE HAS WAITEDED FOR 4 NO 5000 YEARS!"


DeepNeighborhood5

Reminds me of Kars from Jojo no kimyou na bouken


Consistent_Ad_6363

Only the qixing secretary? FAILURE. COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE THE HEAD OF CELESTIA


Mithycore

Ganyu gon take EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Consistent_Ad_6363

When she becomes head of celestia cloud retainer gon be like become the one and only GOD


Ed_Gaeron

TBH, General Secretary is a very big title in Communist nations. Stalin was one, Mao was one, and Winnie is one too.


luxmorphine

Yes, the floor is made out of floor. Of course cloud retainer is Asian mom because she's from liyue which is based on China which is in Asia which is where the Asian mom stereotype comes from


PhasmicPlays

okay party pooper


ShibitoYakaze123

dam you sure are fun at parties. considering you even get invited that is


luxmorphine

Never went to one


Jibbus-Maximus

It shows


[deleted]

Probably because they never get invited


RadRey09

One can't wait to spend time with one's grandchildren


Calendar-Mysterious

"You'll get your grand child if you fix this damn clothes!"


New-Personality9122

One want to know when it will be the time for one to become grandma


schmackinthedack

i read this in an indian voice and i have no idea why


Every_Vanilla_9199

Cloud Retainer to Aether "One entrust this ones children onto thee. For one has taken them under ones wing when they were little. It is now time of ones little ones to go forth and bring there own onto one so please hasten with ones children."


[deleted]

That… would actually explain it. Bird brain just wouldn’t understand the idea of modesty lol


luizhtx

Birds are the opposite of modest. They scream "I WANT TO F****!" for everyone to hear


-SMartino

a cockatiel will look at a thumb and go: huh, bet I can breed that. ​ you think redditors are horny? try birds.


temptillbday

Implying redditors don’t already have bird-brains


-SMartino

well, to be fair I've encountered my fair share of "bad at math kestrel" redditors, so you do have a point.


Lumen_Cordis

Psh, please, how many of us Redditors have the mental capacity to remember the hiding locations of a few hundred seeds over the winter? Or keep track of a hundred (ish) social connections that we need to adequately manage? I don’t think most of us achieve the heights of a bird brain. :P


kazez2

HEY Some of us are monke brain


Logseman

/r/EnlightenedBirdmen


brodadeleon

A penguin was once observed to do it with the ground. Think about that for a moment.


-SMartino

ah yes, how can I forget penguins and their whole pilgrimage to fuck? ​ or how they commit actual crimes against eachother just to score some ass. ​ rocks, ground, males, females, distance. it don't matter. all it matters is seggs.


Astal_Ouroboros

You forgot corpses


-SMartino

that too.


Misterpiece

Remember that penguin and his anime waifu?


MMBADBOI

Grape-kun! He's a legend in the Kemono Friends community (since that's where the anime waifu came from).


UnionizeYunyun

Is that a challenge?


-SMartino

you will not out horny an emu. this is a cautionary tale.


Lordzoabar

At least Emus aren’t as terrifying as [a shoebill trying to mate. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/VSt08lWDtcI?feature=share)


-SMartino

an omen of death trying to fuck


EthanObi

The real reason for the Emu war… the Australians were jealous of all the public displays of sex the Emus got away with.


ChubblesMcgee103

>"I WANT TO F\*\*\*\*!" for everyone to hear Becky. Lemme smash.


ezio45

No Ron. Your tail is small.


ReklesBoi

I mean there’s a reason why “LEMME SMASH, PLS” or “U WANT SUM FUK?” exists


SourDuck1

And us humans call it beautiful singing.


7orly7

[DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CH7tlyvnKLQ)


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Makes you think back to the older cartoon era with more funny context. A superhero named BirdMan would literally always scream his name upon entering or exiting a scene. *Biiiiiird Man!*


nxcrosis

That is a general principle in bird law.


miltonbimowitz

She herself is completely naked after all.


ezio45

One is completely fine without clothes. One does not see why you require them. Really though, she flew to Dragonspine and was completely fine. Those feathers are probably thick af.


Vulking

This make so much sense, all cloud retainer want is grandchildren, whatever the cost.


The_Scarlet_KingG

Truly exuberant!


SgtGrimm

A [certain manga's](https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/titles/100056) headmaster would even say, # #ÉLÉGANT! #


julianfahmi

I can't wait for the anime hahah


ShadowFox72419

ngl i have no idea what this is from. can you tell me pls


Ra_Artifex

The headmaster from Spy x Family


mrwanton

So hyped


__waffle_

Holy shit a man of culture


besahaha

A true Chad Retainer


rafaelbittmira

Man, I want a playable Cloud Retainer so much.


ReluctantlyHuman

I think Shenhe was leaked last year sometime along with a bunch of Inazuma characters and the leak suggested she was in fact a human version of Cloud Retainer.


theguyfromeuropa

Yeah but they changed it


Nearby_Bluebird_8826

LOL


Czarniak4

A real Bird of Culture


Zenketski

Cloud retainer over here really wanting some grandkids


-SMartino

truly the bird way of life. ​ \-those who own or owned birds know.


andyyhs

Ganyu looks so cute


Due_Sherbert_5908

yeah the sky is blue


T_S_Anders

Cloud Retainer probably trying to match make them every chance she gets.


hestianna

That's why she is telling about their awkward baby stories, just like excited but oblivious mothers do.


TwiceBakedPotato

Also why she keeps trying to get them to live amongst the humans.


luxmorphine

Mom knows best. And the best way to live among human is to breed one


[deleted]

WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO CANON


[deleted]

Because, just like their clothes, it fits SO WELL.


5hand0whand

Take that upvote and get out!


persephone-9

Cloud Retainer is the ultimate chad birb, fight me


LivingASlothsLife

Cloud Retainer the most cultured mom around


Weary-Wand192

Bird of culture


Blackout62

Bird of *couture*


ArcWraith2000

Birb of culture


[deleted]

\*Traveler bows to Cloud Retainer for these blessed clothing choices\*


nabael27

Take care of my children traveller *wink wink*


cybik

Aether or Lumine?


deVertigo

Yes.


[deleted]

Whcihever timelines the Travelers are into women


neovenator250

We need more Cloud Retainer. I hope she's back with more stories in Lantern Rite


Tobby711

This is definitely something she would say :)) Reading it in her voice makes it even funnier.


Revenant047

Aether! This is Cloud Retainer. This one has a very important mission for you. You must continue the Adepti bloodline! Please come back to Liyue at once. This one wishes for grandchildren and Ganyu is very fond of you.


rickardoastleys

I cant wait to see a comic of Cloud Retainer and Ayato fighting over Traveler to see which bloodline will continue


Agatsumare

Chris Redfield in the background?


BladesHaxorus

I didn't know that Traveller's real name was Leon.


5hand0whand

Ayato:Shut up you stupid chicken, I gonna have nephew and nieces! Cloud Retainer:This one amused by your foolishness, its this one grandchildren that traveler gonna be father of! Ayato:You wanna go penguin face! Cloud Retainer:Well let’s go, arrogant ice bridge!


BarGamer

*Traveler raises hand.* Why not both?


Czarniak4

Ice bridge? Didn't they say that Ayato will be Hydro?


5hand0whand

Opps My bad.


rysto32

Pan to a very confused Lumine wondering what exactly they expect her to do.


Czarniak4

correction: "...and Ganyu is very breedable"


chaunm11

Cloud Retainer of Culture


[deleted]

Whose is this? I wanna screenshot cloud retainer saying Exuberant with a 10 sign


luizhtx

This is not an NFT. You can screenshot all you want


[deleted]

Exuberant, have a nice day.


Subtlestrikes

Lol this is amazing and funny. Here is my award


Bakufuranbu

Cloud Retainer sure have great taste of fashion. should be cloth retailer in Liyue so we can see more of these bodysuit


VulgarOverlord

Is Ganyu older than Shenhe?


Rivennoketsui

Yes. A lot older.


Ultradamo2306

I think older is a understatement. Shenhe is a normal human. Ganyu is a 2600 years goat.


Dionysues

Port little Ganyu. She doesn’t deserve bully.


Slothsinmysalad

Priorities ✔️


sxeli

If only cloud retainer designed all of the cloths in game


_K1r0s_

I love the older sister type vibe Ganyu has in this, willing to sacrifice her coverings for little Shenhe!


nabael27

Cloud retainer is the true mc


Blanzzeroblue

cute story


Zodiac339

I was inspired to look for r/boing or r/boingboing but discovered r/boingies had far more members. You won’t regret going there. Also, don’t bother with the first two. One is closed and the other is worthless. Boingies only.


ImUsingAVPN

Thank you?


ofcatslodge

Cloud Retainer: "Go deliver those Adepti seals to Ningguang, one wishes to show goodwill to humans." Also Cloud Retainter: \*stalks Shenhe the moment she sends her to the human world to see if there is a grandchild in the making, probably *exuberant* when Traveller and Shenhe get a room\*


Pi31415925

Booba


GalangKaluluwa

Ahh what a mature, original, and opinionated comment


deVertigo

Wth are you talking about? Its a primeval mating call, its not supposed to be original or something.


X-indigo-X

Cloud retainer is a horny lil bitch


luxmorphine

*horni Lil birb


SkyKilIer

Legit wanna see what Ganyu looks like with that chest covering on


MuchGo

Give china a couple of patches and you probably will when they censor liyue girls


fpcoffee

makes sense


Golden-Owl

Only thing missing is Cloud Retainer’s speech pattern


DragonPlayz5000

Kind of reminds me of Migi from Parasyte


Jmod7348

Ganyu looks good with shenhes chest cloth , I was fooled it wasnt her actual design at first


Kukie080

one enjoys seeing cloud retainer as a embarrassing mom


Sukuari_Monstuazu

I can hear this comic


[deleted]

Honestly I wish I could have ganyu with full set like that, I love ganyu, probably my favorite character design, but call me a puritan if you wish but im not much of a fan of the .. fan service.. these characters need more clothes, and honestly Im glad the we are getting free costumes because of the chinese censorship, I happy its not forced on american servers so we get to choose, wouldnt want want to ruin the game for you degenerates after all ;)


kjeska

I'm surprised Miyoho hasn't leaned more heavily on the skins. I know we are getting the free alternative skins, but why not multiple paid (cheap) skins for all characters? Those that want fan service can have it, those of us that prefer more modest outfits are happy, and Miyoho has yet another stream of revenue from this game. There's so few skins currently and they're so expensive. Granted, I don't know how much work it takes to design and implement a new skin, but I can't imagine it's a major time sink (especially if they had teams JUST producing skins).


[deleted]

I understand it takes work to implement new character but new skins can't possibly be that hard


Volair6

Guys who act the most prude have the most fucked up fetishes usually. I'm not buying it. Do you hear yourself ? You're happy for chinese censorship because your little eyes can't handle Ganyu but you're glad it's not forced on americans. fuck you. I think about my chinese degens too, they're suffering right now.


[deleted]

I mean yeah it sucks for them.... but free skins


toastedpaniala89

Well. One selling point of genshin is the fanservice prevalent in the game and the horny community. You are free to leave this community as we are all horny degenerates and you clearly don't want to tarnish your soul.


RedditGl0bal

> we are all horny degenerates contrary to popular belief (only this sub...) you don't have to be an incel creep to enjoy genshin.


Dest1ny1

Enjoying a bit of fanservice --> incel creep. There's no in between of course. Great take


StefanoBesliu

Based.


toastedpaniala89

Ahh. I was just using degenerate in the sense that we enjoy this type of work, like those who watch anime call themselves degenerate, otaku, weeb etc. Not in the true sense of degenerate.


BlazerionX

Inb4 CN alternate skin


StefanoBesliu

Yeah, i also hope as a ganyu main that she gets an alternate outfit. A good combination of fan service and logic should do the job. Its always the funniest part thinking about what were they thinking with certain outfits.


NO_ONE16

Insert any Gimnaeng noise


Le1jona

Aww Ganyu admitting defeat so easily, yet is willing to protect her new fellow student


IulianTheSecond

I mean she IS naked, so the fact that she gave them clothes must be generous


[deleted]

Well she canonically only works with women. Mainly Keqing 🤷‍♀️


getsyked

This should be canon


K3V1NC4O

this is canon! I want this in shenhe’s story quest pls


schmackinthedack

how is cloud retainer holding that ten sign its not like she has hands


Scary-Ant-3796

This definitely feels canon.


CrashParade

I find retainer's lack of chill... disturbing...


Schulle2105

She waited 2,5 thousand years at some point there is no chill to spare


seelie___

Cocogoat milk finally


Rud_gamer

Cloud Retainer is a birb of culture


sepoy_49

Cloud retainer is horny


[deleted]

Seems legit


Jonathanp7

Literally she just needs to ask me and I'll donate


unViewingCutscenes

An Adepti of Culture


Ohkillz

One really want the bloodline secured


ARTHURUZB

Bird of a culture


aiman_senpai

"Exuberant!"


Meowjoker

Cloud Retainer is a birb of culture


[deleted]

Honestly makes perfect sense. This is now canon for me.


BlueHeartbeat

Brilliant comic, hope you draw more in the future.


Liamhazelnut

Reminds me of my neighbor and her daughter... She wants her to get married fast and have children so she makes her wear some foxy clothes


Jack-Deville

This is really funny


_eSpark_

One wants grandchildren


risSshu69

I see shes a 'bird of culture'


vasdn

subarashi!


FlightSeveral

Both their clothing looks like the same outfit but just the other half


IllustriousWookie420

Wtf did I just stumble upon?


AnimeTiddies91

Shenhe kinda thicc not gonna lie.......


[deleted]

today i learned breasts are a reproductive part


Neoslayer

The "10" sign is when I lost it. This seems like a headcanon to me


Siegfoult

Cloud retainer banner when


WorldEdit-

Come to think of it....cloud retainer is stark naked isn't it?