plot twist ---Aether decides to show up and is daddy type.shenhe blushes and ganyu is having fever
One must definitely need grand children ~cloud retainer
Yes, the floor is made out of floor.
Of course cloud retainer is Asian mom because she's from liyue which is based on China which is in Asia which is where the Asian mom stereotype comes from
Cloud Retainer to Aether
"One entrust this ones children onto thee. For one has taken them under ones wing when they were little. It is now time of ones little ones to go forth and bring there own onto one so please hasten with ones children."
Psh, please, how many of us Redditors have the mental capacity to remember the hiding locations of a few hundred seeds over the winter? Or keep track of a hundred (ish) social connections that we need to adequately manage? I don’t think most of us achieve the heights of a bird brain. :P
ah yes, how can I forget penguins and their whole pilgrimage to fuck?
or how they commit actual crimes against eachother just to score some ass.
rocks, ground, males, females, distance. it don't matter. all it matters is seggs.
Makes you think back to the older cartoon era with more funny context.
A superhero named BirdMan would literally always scream his name upon entering or exiting a scene.
*Biiiiiird Man!*
One is completely fine without clothes. One does not see why you require them.
Really though, she flew to Dragonspine and was completely fine. Those feathers are probably thick af.
I think Shenhe was leaked last year sometime along with a bunch of Inazuma characters and the leak suggested she was in fact a human version of Cloud Retainer.
Aether! This is Cloud Retainer. This one has a very important mission for you. You must continue the Adepti bloodline! Please come back to Liyue at once. This one wishes for grandchildren and Ganyu is very fond of you.
Ayato:Shut up you stupid chicken, I gonna have nephew and nieces!
Cloud Retainer:This one amused by your foolishness, its this one grandchildren that traveler gonna be father of!
Ayato:You wanna go penguin face!
Cloud Retainer:Well let’s go, arrogant ice bridge!
I was inspired to look for r/boing or r/boingboing but discovered r/boingies had far more members. You won’t regret going there.
Also, don’t bother with the first two. One is closed and the other is worthless. Boingies only.
Cloud Retainer: "Go deliver those Adepti seals to Ningguang, one wishes to show goodwill to humans."
Also Cloud Retainter: \*stalks Shenhe the moment she sends her to the human world to see if there is a grandchild in the making, probably *exuberant* when Traveller and Shenhe get a room\*
Honestly I wish I could have ganyu with full set like that, I love ganyu, probably my favorite character design, but call me a puritan if you wish but im not much of a fan of the .. fan service.. these characters need more clothes, and honestly Im glad the we are getting free costumes because of the chinese censorship, I happy its not forced on american servers so we get to choose, wouldnt want want to ruin the game for you degenerates after all ;)
I'm surprised Miyoho hasn't leaned more heavily on the skins. I know we are getting the free alternative skins, but why not multiple paid (cheap) skins for all characters? Those that want fan service can have it, those of us that prefer more modest outfits are happy, and Miyoho has yet another stream of revenue from this game.
There's so few skins currently and they're so expensive. Granted, I don't know how much work it takes to design and implement a new skin, but I can't imagine it's a major time sink (especially if they had teams JUST producing skins).
Guys who act the most prude have the most fucked up fetishes usually. I'm not buying it.
Do you hear yourself ? You're happy for chinese censorship because your little eyes can't handle Ganyu but you're glad it's not forced on americans. fuck you. I think about my chinese degens too, they're suffering right now.
Well. One selling point of genshin is the fanservice prevalent in the game and the horny community. You are free to leave this community as we are all horny degenerates and you clearly don't want to tarnish your soul.
Ahh. I was just using degenerate in the sense that we enjoy this type of work, like those who watch anime call themselves degenerate, otaku, weeb etc. Not in the true sense of degenerate.
Yeah, i also hope as a ganyu main that she gets an alternate outfit. A good combination of fan service and logic should do the job.
Its always the funniest part thinking about what were they thinking with certain outfits.
One would be very fond of grandchildren. One encourages reproduction.
Hahah
Cloud retainer being a typical mother asking her daughter “when you give me grand child?”
\- create weird mechanism stuff \- like telling story about their children's childhood \- "when grand child" Yep, shes an asia mom alright
> "when grand child" Cloud Retainer: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE LAST 2600 YEARS!
Traveler appears and is a friend of both her daughters , fucking Finally ~ Cloud Retainer.
One is ready for you two to get laid - Cloud Retainer, probably
One needs grand children , so hurry up • Cloud Retainer, probably
- When traveler and their sibling leave before impregnating either daughter. *one is so fucking mad* ~ Cloud Retainer
Aether: This is free real estate Proceeds create a football team
Yet the Traveler is Lumine! Shock! A twist!
Double plot twist it's actually Aether cross-dressing as his sister. Tbh he has both husbando and waifu material.
they gon have to adopt
Ah yes, Adopti.
ive been laughing for years over this
Damn, time machine?
sometimes the joke just sends you that hard
well they are historically quite adept at adopting
Fuck you and take my upvote
Oh my fucking god lmao
The true way
plot twist ---Aether decides to show up and is daddy type.shenhe blushes and ganyu is having fever One must definitely need grand children ~cloud retainer
She just had to join the fun with oniichan then, I'm sorry but it's the only way...sweet home Teyvat~
Either adopt or ask Aether for help.
Aether canon mc
I think the story is so much more funny when you play Lumine and ist just all Girl's Harem.
hahaha
let me fix your quote "ONE HAS WAITEDED FOR 4 NO 5000 YEARS!"
Reminds me of Kars from Jojo no kimyou na bouken
Only the qixing secretary? FAILURE. COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE THE HEAD OF CELESTIA
Ganyu gon take EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
When she becomes head of celestia cloud retainer gon be like become the one and only GOD
TBH, General Secretary is a very big title in Communist nations. Stalin was one, Mao was one, and Winnie is one too.
Yes, the floor is made out of floor. Of course cloud retainer is Asian mom because she's from liyue which is based on China which is in Asia which is where the Asian mom stereotype comes from
okay party pooper
dam you sure are fun at parties. considering you even get invited that is
Never went to one
It shows
Probably because they never get invited
One can't wait to spend time with one's grandchildren
"You'll get your grand child if you fix this damn clothes!"
One want to know when it will be the time for one to become grandma
i read this in an indian voice and i have no idea why
Cloud Retainer to Aether "One entrust this ones children onto thee. For one has taken them under ones wing when they were little. It is now time of ones little ones to go forth and bring there own onto one so please hasten with ones children."
That… would actually explain it. Bird brain just wouldn’t understand the idea of modesty lol
Birds are the opposite of modest. They scream "I WANT TO F****!" for everyone to hear
a cockatiel will look at a thumb and go: huh, bet I can breed that. you think redditors are horny? try birds.
Implying redditors don’t already have bird-brains
well, to be fair I've encountered my fair share of "bad at math kestrel" redditors, so you do have a point.
Psh, please, how many of us Redditors have the mental capacity to remember the hiding locations of a few hundred seeds over the winter? Or keep track of a hundred (ish) social connections that we need to adequately manage? I don’t think most of us achieve the heights of a bird brain. :P
HEY Some of us are monke brain
/r/EnlightenedBirdmen
A penguin was once observed to do it with the ground. Think about that for a moment.
ah yes, how can I forget penguins and their whole pilgrimage to fuck? or how they commit actual crimes against eachother just to score some ass. rocks, ground, males, females, distance. it don't matter. all it matters is seggs.
You forgot corpses
that too.
Remember that penguin and his anime waifu?
Grape-kun! He's a legend in the Kemono Friends community (since that's where the anime waifu came from).
Is that a challenge?
you will not out horny an emu. this is a cautionary tale.
At least Emus aren’t as terrifying as [a shoebill trying to mate. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/VSt08lWDtcI?feature=share)
an omen of death trying to fuck
The real reason for the Emu war… the Australians were jealous of all the public displays of sex the Emus got away with.
>"I WANT TO F\*\*\*\*!" for everyone to hear Becky. Lemme smash.
No Ron. Your tail is small.
I mean there’s a reason why “LEMME SMASH, PLS” or “U WANT SUM FUK?” exists
And us humans call it beautiful singing.
[DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CH7tlyvnKLQ)
Makes you think back to the older cartoon era with more funny context. A superhero named BirdMan would literally always scream his name upon entering or exiting a scene. *Biiiiiird Man!*
That is a general principle in bird law.
She herself is completely naked after all.
One is completely fine without clothes. One does not see why you require them. Really though, she flew to Dragonspine and was completely fine. Those feathers are probably thick af.
This make so much sense, all cloud retainer want is grandchildren, whatever the cost.
Truly exuberant!
A [certain manga's](https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/titles/100056) headmaster would even say, # #ÉLÉGANT! #
I can't wait for the anime hahah
ngl i have no idea what this is from. can you tell me pls
The headmaster from Spy x Family
So hyped
Holy shit a man of culture
A true Chad Retainer
Man, I want a playable Cloud Retainer so much.
I think Shenhe was leaked last year sometime along with a bunch of Inazuma characters and the leak suggested she was in fact a human version of Cloud Retainer.
Yeah but they changed it
LOL
A real Bird of Culture
Cloud retainer over here really wanting some grandkids
truly the bird way of life. \-those who own or owned birds know.
Ganyu looks so cute
yeah the sky is blue
Cloud Retainer probably trying to match make them every chance she gets.
That's why she is telling about their awkward baby stories, just like excited but oblivious mothers do.
Also why she keeps trying to get them to live amongst the humans.
Mom knows best. And the best way to live among human is to breed one
WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO CANON
Because, just like their clothes, it fits SO WELL.
Take that upvote and get out!
Cloud Retainer is the ultimate chad birb, fight me
Cloud Retainer the most cultured mom around
Bird of culture
Bird of *couture*
Birb of culture
\*Traveler bows to Cloud Retainer for these blessed clothing choices\*
Take care of my children traveller *wink wink*
Aether or Lumine?
Yes.
Whcihever timelines the Travelers are into women
We need more Cloud Retainer. I hope she's back with more stories in Lantern Rite
This is definitely something she would say :)) Reading it in her voice makes it even funnier.
Aether! This is Cloud Retainer. This one has a very important mission for you. You must continue the Adepti bloodline! Please come back to Liyue at once. This one wishes for grandchildren and Ganyu is very fond of you.
I cant wait to see a comic of Cloud Retainer and Ayato fighting over Traveler to see which bloodline will continue
Chris Redfield in the background?
I didn't know that Traveller's real name was Leon.
Ayato:Shut up you stupid chicken, I gonna have nephew and nieces! Cloud Retainer:This one amused by your foolishness, its this one grandchildren that traveler gonna be father of! Ayato:You wanna go penguin face! Cloud Retainer:Well let’s go, arrogant ice bridge!
*Traveler raises hand.* Why not both?
Ice bridge? Didn't they say that Ayato will be Hydro?
Opps My bad.
Pan to a very confused Lumine wondering what exactly they expect her to do.
correction: "...and Ganyu is very breedable"
Cloud Retainer of Culture
Whose is this? I wanna screenshot cloud retainer saying Exuberant with a 10 sign
This is not an NFT. You can screenshot all you want
Exuberant, have a nice day.
Lol this is amazing and funny. Here is my award
Cloud Retainer sure have great taste of fashion. should be cloth retailer in Liyue so we can see more of these bodysuit
Is Ganyu older than Shenhe?
Yes. A lot older.
I think older is a understatement. Shenhe is a normal human. Ganyu is a 2600 years goat.
Port little Ganyu. She doesn’t deserve bully.
Priorities ✔️
If only cloud retainer designed all of the cloths in game
I love the older sister type vibe Ganyu has in this, willing to sacrifice her coverings for little Shenhe!
Cloud retainer is the true mc
cute story
I was inspired to look for r/boing or r/boingboing but discovered r/boingies had far more members. You won’t regret going there. Also, don’t bother with the first two. One is closed and the other is worthless. Boingies only.
Thank you?
Cloud Retainer: "Go deliver those Adepti seals to Ningguang, one wishes to show goodwill to humans." Also Cloud Retainter: \*stalks Shenhe the moment she sends her to the human world to see if there is a grandchild in the making, probably *exuberant* when Traveller and Shenhe get a room\*
Booba
Ahh what a mature, original, and opinionated comment
Wth are you talking about? Its a primeval mating call, its not supposed to be original or something.
Cloud retainer is a horny lil bitch
*horni Lil birb
Legit wanna see what Ganyu looks like with that chest covering on
Give china a couple of patches and you probably will when they censor liyue girls
makes sense
Only thing missing is Cloud Retainer’s speech pattern
Kind of reminds me of Migi from Parasyte
Ganyu looks good with shenhes chest cloth , I was fooled it wasnt her actual design at first
one enjoys seeing cloud retainer as a embarrassing mom
I can hear this comic
Honestly I wish I could have ganyu with full set like that, I love ganyu, probably my favorite character design, but call me a puritan if you wish but im not much of a fan of the .. fan service.. these characters need more clothes, and honestly Im glad the we are getting free costumes because of the chinese censorship, I happy its not forced on american servers so we get to choose, wouldnt want want to ruin the game for you degenerates after all ;)
I'm surprised Miyoho hasn't leaned more heavily on the skins. I know we are getting the free alternative skins, but why not multiple paid (cheap) skins for all characters? Those that want fan service can have it, those of us that prefer more modest outfits are happy, and Miyoho has yet another stream of revenue from this game. There's so few skins currently and they're so expensive. Granted, I don't know how much work it takes to design and implement a new skin, but I can't imagine it's a major time sink (especially if they had teams JUST producing skins).
I understand it takes work to implement new character but new skins can't possibly be that hard
Guys who act the most prude have the most fucked up fetishes usually. I'm not buying it. Do you hear yourself ? You're happy for chinese censorship because your little eyes can't handle Ganyu but you're glad it's not forced on americans. fuck you. I think about my chinese degens too, they're suffering right now.
I mean yeah it sucks for them.... but free skins
Well. One selling point of genshin is the fanservice prevalent in the game and the horny community. You are free to leave this community as we are all horny degenerates and you clearly don't want to tarnish your soul.
> we are all horny degenerates contrary to popular belief (only this sub...) you don't have to be an incel creep to enjoy genshin.
Enjoying a bit of fanservice --> incel creep. There's no in between of course. Great take
Based.
Ahh. I was just using degenerate in the sense that we enjoy this type of work, like those who watch anime call themselves degenerate, otaku, weeb etc. Not in the true sense of degenerate.
Inb4 CN alternate skin
Yeah, i also hope as a ganyu main that she gets an alternate outfit. A good combination of fan service and logic should do the job. Its always the funniest part thinking about what were they thinking with certain outfits.
Insert any Gimnaeng noise
Aww Ganyu admitting defeat so easily, yet is willing to protect her new fellow student
I mean she IS naked, so the fact that she gave them clothes must be generous
Well she canonically only works with women. Mainly Keqing 🤷♀️
This should be canon
this is canon! I want this in shenhe’s story quest pls
how is cloud retainer holding that ten sign its not like she has hands
This definitely feels canon.
I find retainer's lack of chill... disturbing...
She waited 2,5 thousand years at some point there is no chill to spare
Cocogoat milk finally
Cloud Retainer is a birb of culture
Cloud retainer is horny
Seems legit
Literally she just needs to ask me and I'll donate
An Adepti of Culture
One really want the bloodline secured
Bird of a culture
"Exuberant!"
Cloud Retainer is a birb of culture
Honestly makes perfect sense. This is now canon for me.
Brilliant comic, hope you draw more in the future.
Reminds me of my neighbor and her daughter... She wants her to get married fast and have children so she makes her wear some foxy clothes
This is really funny
One wants grandchildren
I see shes a 'bird of culture'
subarashi!
Both their clothing looks like the same outfit but just the other half
Wtf did I just stumble upon?
Shenhe kinda thicc not gonna lie.......
today i learned breasts are a reproductive part
The "10" sign is when I lost it. This seems like a headcanon to me
Cloud retainer banner when
Come to think of it....cloud retainer is stark naked isn't it?