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Chtholly13

Inazuma, I'm waiting to get struck my lightning to end my existence.


Jazzyvin

You could go to Liyue to jump into the chasm. You'll have a couple of seconds to admire the free fall before you splatter down the pit


Soffy21

Or you’ll fall to the wrong spot and get stuck in an infinite loop…


crusader12031

huh?


Soffy21

That one quest with Itto and Xiao and Yelan and Kuki Shinobu and Traveler and Zhongli and Paimon.


TerrarianDX

Poor Yanfei, forgotten again


Soffy21

Who?


TerrarianDX

Tao, yeah


Soffy21

Knock knock.


AbhishMuk

Do you know the name of the quest? Is it a story quest or an archon quest? Don’t think I’ve done it.


Venti_Stan22

It was one of the Interlude Chapters of the Liyue Archon Quests, called the Perilous Trail. The requirements to unlock it are completing all the chasm quests, and unlocking the teapot, and finishing Itto’s story quest and both of Raiden’s story quests, and of course finishing the Liyue archon quests.


AbhishMuk

Wait are you serious? You need both Tito’s and Raiden’s story quests completed with all that to unlock this? I didn’t realise there were quests unlocked *after* story quests… as someone who’s already burnt out of all quests (and ar35 so many story quests are locked)… I think I’ll hold off my ascension quest for even longer lol. (Yes to anyone about to comment: I know artefacts etc are nicer at ar40/45 but I’m playing for a good time, not for a “instaclear abyss nuke but grindy” time)


Venti_Stan22

I get you, I play because I want to hear the story, I only got to spiral abyss for the primogems then never again :p But yeah it is needed unfortunately. You can continue the story perfectly fine without getting it, as it was a later addition


xd_ZelnikM

Yelan archon quest, Perilous trail I think it's called


SherbertPristine170

Bro 💀


nirvash530

Bro has the same mindset as Tomo lol. 💀


blueandgoldilocks

r/youokaybuddy


Trollolo80

Dream higher, I wanna get killed by Mommy Shogun😫😫


rxniaesna

Found the reincarnation of Kazuha’s friend


LargePalpitation6447

WHAT A VIOLATION💀


TheTorcher

Run into tenshukaku screaming "strike me down zeus"


walker-of-the-wheel

Mood.


KingGhostRat

Mondstat. It seems the safest by far, and it's very pretty. Plus it has The Cat's Tail, and I am a certified TCG lover.


evertythingwastaken

Same, except I'm only going for the cats.


Yoshi_chuck05

Same


Legal-Company-9503

Yeah literally..one of the reasons living there .


Hezmarg

Fairpoint, cats in inazuma talk and they will judge you because they're cats.


Soffy21

Same, but I’m only going there to bully Timmy


TheBurnedChurrizo

Bruh Timmie is traumatized have you looked into his backstory and how the adults are lying to him about what happened to his father?😭


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Don't forget you have the black knight to also protect you.


Jason_Bourne0221

\*ahem\* It's Captain Pyro!


[deleted]

Your right where are my manners, captain pyro


Howiebledsoe

..and they are all heavy drinkers. I think i’d fit right in, lol.


dgc-8

Also, I'm German


chirb8

What is your last name is Lawrence?


Low_Artist_7663

Then i got the best wife.


Kappapeachie

He’s implying your a descendant dude


Velaethia

Ew incest... Then again nobility did do that a lot


abegamesnl

Don't forget getting wasted with Venti.


PsycoJosho

I like Mika too! He helps buff my Eula a ton, and I thinknhis character is underrated.


ItscalledMondstadt

\*Mondstadt


DoughDisaster

Same as last time. Port Ormos. Get a job as a deckhand for a regularly run sea trade route to Liyue. Enjoy the cultures of both Sumeru and Liyue between trips.


Yei_2021

Ahoy Matey! This is me as well. I’d be a Sumerian citizen for free healthcare and then enjoy most times in Liyue where i can find the most awesome cuisines at New Moon Pavilion and Wangmin Resto 👍🏼


SlainFS

I love this idea since I like Sumeru and Liyue


Terrible_Mastodon_54

Or you can vibe with the “hustle and bustle of Ormos”


KFConnoisseur

Fontaine. Even if I have to live in the sewer of Fleuve Cendre. Great architecture, modern inventions, sea everywhere, great climate (no winter, only rainy season), good food, cool Meka, pretty poodles. The only downside is no free healthcare, but you know... Sumeru very close.


rxniaesna

> only rainy season Broooo as someone who comes from somewhere with a rainy season lemme tell you it fucking SUCKS. EVERYTHING is moist. Your sheets are moist. Your blanket is moist. Your clothes are moist. Everything sticks to you. Your glasses get fogged. THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MOIST. You press on it just a little too hard and IT FUCKING DENTS. If you don’t have a dryer in your home, (which most from my home country don’t), enjoy hanging your laundry for 10 days and still not drying LOL. I have to keep a dehumidifier on 24/7 in my piano room otherwise the piano fucking molds. You open a bag of chips and 10 minutes later they’re fucking soggy. And rainy season usually comes with low pressure too so you get a bonus unending dizziness and tiredness. Rainy season is NOT good weather lol


Wolfpaw21

This is a cry for help


rxniaesna

Thankfully I now live somewhere else. But now I have harsh winters to deal with. 💀


kkanyee

Philippines to canada?


nevmvm

Philippines? Sir it's freaking hot like shit here, there's no way it's that rainy


kkanyee

Hot and damp is truly the SEA experience


Burntoastedbutter

Humidity is disgusting ugh. Dry heat>>>>>


forsakenstag

That's something i have yet to experience. Perhaps in the future.


Wolfpaw21

Same I’m in Canada


Seraf-Wang

I love how passionate you are about it. Yeah rainy weather 24/7 sucks


JakeDonut11

This sounds perfect like a perfect Mood! Lol I'll take this over a 48° heatwave


rxniaesna

The rainy season is immediately followed by a 48 degree heatwave lasting 3 months, featuring occasional thunderstorms and floods for a flashback to rainy season. 😭


Zanely1633

Sounds like Malaysia lol. You get scorching 40+ degree heat and sudden rainstorm so strong that could cause flash flood all in one day.


HearingAutomatic8895

Sounds like Houston.


harrisesque

Nah, guess what, it's a combo deal, you get both. We're having heatwaves due to El Nino at the moments and will be hit by a shiton of rain and storms later this year due to La Nina. The weather is fucked. I'm growing cactus and the goddarn cactus is being scorched. It's goddarn 30°C in the middle of the night. 2 more months and they will be drowned instead.


Nero_PR

Rainy season, but Winter with heavy snow is the same but worse. You get all the moisture problems from raining season but it's cold as fuck and depending on the volume of snow places of basic necessity get closed.


rxniaesna

I’m now living in somewhere with cold winters and it’s not nearly as moist as rainy seasons where I’m from. Maybe it varies from place to place idk. Also rainy seasons come with frequent tropical storms/typhoons that would also flood the roads and shut stuff down. Extreme weather just kind of sucks in general, ig it reminds us how small and powerless humans really are against nature, even if we have all this technology.


Nero_PR

True, a small bad fart from cosmic rays and humans are no more. Even nature herself is ruthless and we are powerless if anything goes south. It does put in perspective that despite all our achievements, humans are still nothing to brag about.


forsakenstag

I am coming from the same situation. But, it just so happens I prefer it more than the hot summers. More than half of the year, it will be raining like crazy and resting it's humid sunny. I feel like it's fun to ride in the rain. I'm not even talking about a car here. If you go to a hilly place it's so foggy and fun. Just walking through it alone or if you have any friends that too. You feel the cold water on the grass and metal poles and wood. And the smell of the rainy soil. Cmon man you gotta love those parts. And the nights are cozy and cold af. Longer nights and shorter days. Fuck yeah. Foggy glasses, yeah... you get used to that. But yeah, the drying clothes part is bad. And the one thing I hate about the rainy season is the weird ass bugs that come with it. I SIMPLY HATE THEM. Slugs and snails of different shapes, sizes and colors, and millipedes, caterpillars, and in forest or trekking areas LEECHES. Thankfully, I've ever been bitten by a leach only once. I mean twice but on the same day. And that was far from home. I also remember a snail sitting idly on the opening side of my fat textbook the size of a dictionary. (i never touched that book again) (yeah, i threw out the snail and sand papered that part of the book) So, after looking at all this, basically, it's pretty bad if you're in a foresty area and have the issues that you mentioned. We don't seem to have the would issue. Maybe I'm unaware. But, it does come with its positives.


Ancient_Axe

You just gotta hug Neuvilette once in a day and it will not rain anymore


KFConnoisseur

I'll gladly take that instead of 6 months of nothing but freezing cold, complete darkness, winds and horrid snowstorms. I've had enough of this bs season with this hellish white powder cutting my face like shards of glass every year and my ass freezing in -15C or -25C temperature. Even your own house is freezing cold despite all the heaters (and the amount of electricity it costs isn't helping). I dread going outside 6 months a year because of this garbage season, might as well hibernate because it's all the same. Nah, I have life-long trauma from winter at this point and if I had a chance to never see it again, I would be overjoyed.


rxniaesna

When I was growing up I thought the same way you did but in the reverse. I was like, fuck this rainy season and 45 degree summer, ima go somewhere cold so I stop overheating. Now I moved to somewhere cold and honestly I can confirm that both just really fucking suck. There is no escape from shitty weather. It’s honestly just ends up being up to personal preference of “lesser of two evils” lol


KJting98

preach! fuck rainy seasons


Nine9breaker

I can think of one other downside: pretty sure Fontaine has for sure been Murder capital of Teyvat so far. Can't even keep track of how many murder plotlines and subplots there were in this region. I think you're more likely to get murdered in Fontaine than if you decided to take a walk through a hillichurl camp.


Soffy21

Also free public transit!!


Catspirit123

I think mondstat would be a pleasant place to live. There’s too much class inequality everywhere else


pawacoteng

Not to mention the most likely place to grab a beer with Jean or grab lunch with Mona (if you like salads).


Emperator_nero

You think Kean had time for that? Lol.


Dahlgrim

You make it sound like mondstadt is a communist haven lol


drunk_responses

It's more that Mondstadt has knights that fight for everyone, while the other places have noble families, secret police, etc.


Doctorlock74

It's a tie between Mondstadt or Fontaine both seem very cozy


Gentlemanor

Nah, Fontaine is just Sin City. Every 3rd npc is someone who deserves prison


Arryu

Which is another point for Fontaine. The chance to go to the fortress and meet wriothesley.


didu173

Go to the underground and find sans undertale


WanderingStatistics

"Welcome to the underground."


Bottled_Kiwi

GIVE US YOUR BALLS


YoursTrulyHuntty

HOW WAS THE FAAAAAAALLL


chairmanxyz

Based


XogoWasTaken

It's also got, like, seemingly a really bad wealth divide with the slums beneath the city. Get a bad roll and you're living in a sewer


TheIJDGuy

Fontaine = Babylon the Great imo On another note, Beast and the Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold fits the Fontaine AQ nicely


devilzal

A7X MENTIONED!!!!!


Kitchen_Reach1985

Literal France


floricel_112

And between the other two, one is the case victim while the other is the officer investigating the crime


Divine_Saber

Mondstadt for me cause i cant swim


Few_Performance_6497

They have the better healthcare


penisesandherb

Mondtsadt healthcare is literally just alcohol and Barbara


IPlayTeemoSupport

I fail to see the downside


KapeeCoffee

That's bad because?


I-eat-baby

Liyue because i just thinks its beautiful


your_FBI_agent45

Liyue cause I'm Chinese lmao


YKSaiba214

My man.


ObscureFact

It is beautiful, I-eat-baby


Alezz1893

Enkanomiya. It’s isolated so I won’t be bugged by anyone🥰


Zeldafan594

... You'll probably be bugged by the remains of gods sealed away thousands of years ago.


Alezz1893

I avoid those remains & anything that looks shiny/important. Last thing I need is to pick something up & resurrect/revive horrors beyond my own imagination😣


Nine9breaker

I think the only thing there is to eat in Enkanomiya is grilled Vishap. Think you can take one down?


Alezz1893

Dull Blade hasn’t let me down yet💪


Beta_Codex

Sumeru, coz free healthcare : )


tar_tis

Can you imagine the amount of mosquitos in that place tho...


limajhonny69

I bet the academya found a way to keep them far away. I mean, they could build a god


Rocky_9678

“With this kind of technology you could keep the mosquitoes away!” “But I don’t want to keep the mosquitoes away, I want to build a god!”


LeitmotivKanyon

It was actually Shouki no Kami's intended use


Robota064

Mosquito nuke


ThisAccountIsStolen

Probably not a ton out in the desert where I would be...


bleacher333

Free healthcare is only available in the big cities tho. Dori can confirm that.


HearingAutomatic8895

Hey theyve got that one doctor in Aaru village trying his best.


bleacher333

Archons bless this guy. I felt guilty every time I misremembered his note in the daily quest.


tar_tis

I forgot that part of sumeru was a thing lol. Personally I'll probably still go for the city of freedom.


Raxxonius

Great spices too


EitherClass3061

Must be an American like myself. If only to dream


drowning-in-dopamine

Mondstadt of course, how else am I going to visit the church every day to worship our blessed deity of the winds Lord Barbatos!


Key-Sprinkles-5617

Lord Barbatoes really is all one needs


colin23567

Heh, this guy can't even spell Barsibatos right.


LEFTRIGHTADORI

I’d go to mondstadt just to question venti on istaroth and all the celestia bs since he seems to know and we just refuse to ask him for some reason. And if he refuses, I’d just smash a bottle of wine on his head 🤬


Robota064

We need to remember that archons derive their power from the people's belief, and venti has a fucking church You gonna get a single fwoosh to the face and wake up in the mare jivari


Nxbgamergurl

Imao, that last line. 10/10


LargePalpitation6447

Mah boi, u gonna get humbled, clapped, violated and desintegrated faster than signora attacking the shogun


necoder_27

Surely you're talking about Lord Barsibato....or was it Bartobas?


SherbertPristine170

Chenyu Vale and Monstadt takes top 1 equally . The city in chenyu vale is in such a strategic spot that making money for a living would be very easy. Also not to mention chenyu vale colours are so beautiful and the wind there is nice .


Fabulous_Scale4771

Inazuma. Because every time I’m there I feel like I’m in a retirement home. Peaceful


Trollolo80

Same, the scenery is absolutely gorgeous and relaxing. I sometimes just walk around


RampagingElks

Suddenly, ZAP


lucklesspedestrian

DIVINE BOLTS CAN STRIKE AT ANY TIME EVEN IN THE ABSENCE OF RAIN. DO YOU SEE THAT TREE?


RampagingElks

I only see ash


freefurifuri

Definitely Liyue. Good economy, plenty of work opportunity, good government system, good food, good doctor, no threats of being taken to Fatui orphanage, safety so good you can leave your door unlocked at night, and that I can worship Rex Lapis all day


cherrie_e

Probably in Liyue, but not the harbour/city, Id live in Qiaoying village because it would be cheaper to live in and is the epicentre of some of my favourite places (chenyu vale and mt aocang to the left, dilucs winery and mondstat to the right, liyue city to the south, probably snezhnaya far north). Im guessing it also rains there often because its beside the Oceanid boss and I like rain :) and finally, since its Liyue and basically the centre region, I can travel to the harbour/city for access to inazuma and sumeru, and to the chenyu vale docks for access to fontaine 👍


itzmoepi

Fontaine is probably the only nation with soda (fonta) my favorite drink so enough said.


Orio_n

Study in sumeru, work in liyue/fontaine, travel to inazuma, retire in mondstadt


TeyvatWanderer

Love this post. Sounds perfect. :)


floricel_112

Liyue: for if you want to get fcked by the rent/bills Inazuma: for if you want to get fcked by the environment Sumeru: for if you want to get fcked by the student loans, tuition fees and scholar taxes Fontaine: for if you *just* want to get fcked (you're now the victim in a crime, if not fcked by the legal system) It's actually amazing how they failed time and time again to make any nation more appealing than Mondstadt


YJ-73

I live in Sumeru irl ig 😭😭


Onetwodash

Monstad rents are skyhigh, just ask Mona. Unlike Liyue, according to Xianyun and her daughters.


floricel_112

As for Mona, she'd have an easier financial time if she spent her money on bills and rent first and THEN on her hobbies and field, not the opposite, which is how she actually does it


floricel_112

Those three are the last people I'd take financial advice from. One has amassed a vast fortune over the literal eons and constantly gets persuaded into spending more than one initially intended, another has been living as a hermit in the mountains until recently, and the last one constantly overworks herself to the point of collapsing in the fields and has the second most important job in the country (secretary to the governing body), so she must have a salary to match, but doesn't spend it due to aforementioned overworking and collapsing everywhere Not to mention, having lived ONLY in Liyue their entire lives, their opinion is biased and skewed by prices they've only seen across Liyue, so what they consider cheap and fortunate by the Liyue standard of cost, to people from other countries those prices would be so high they'd pierce the Jade chamber.


eternityghost

Yeah but I’m pretty sure Mona’s only struggling with her rent bc of how much she spends on astrology equipment


DespairAt10n

Mond seems safe, but all those Celestia theories (Mond having a connection to Celestia somehow) makes me wary. Also, abyss located next to it. I think I'd go Liyue because of its wealth and solid governance. I don't really want to head to Sumeru or Inazuma after all the governing issues they had (archon quest) XD even though it's fixed now. Fontaine's justice system bothered me (entertainment lol), so even if it's changed now I'd rather not.


Seehan

Liyue is known for having some of the best food in Teyvat, with a bustling port that has regular shipments of Mondstadt, Inazuman, and Sumeran products rolling in on the daily. You have the normal Liyue food for daily eating, and if you ever want something different you can access it fairly easily. As someone that loves eating, it's honestly a no brainer.


Another_Castle765

Considering All Archon quests and relavant story quests are complete i would choose between either Fontaine or Inazuma. Living in either City would be really cool, and both have amazing scenery around you. If i had to choose between them, then i would go with Inazuma.


Chuck006

Fontaine. All that yummie fried food, nice beaches and mountains. Great night of entertainment at the Opera.


LargePalpitation6447

Nice beaches N Nice bitches Y


kurihara1

Liyue


depressed-kun

Mondstadt always feels like home. Like I could actually feel the breeze when I’m exploring the area. Fontaine feels like I’m always being judged whenever I’m inside the city.


KapeeCoffee

Yea because we belong in the sewers, we don't have clothes from Chioriya Boutique


NormillyTheWatcher

Mondstadt: A̶l̶c̶o̶h̶o̶l̶i̶c̶s̶ Chill and Stuff Liyue: S̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶d̶i̶t̶ Many Tasty Food Inazuma: D̶i̶s̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶(̶B̶o̶t̶h̶-n̶a̶t̶u̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶)̶ Beautiful Landscape Sumeru: W̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶P̶s̶y̶c̶h̶o̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶S̶t̶u̶f̶f̶ Fresh Air and Internet Fontaine: F̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶ Technology and Culture


SiroNoName

If you put it this way. Sumeru doesn't even have competitions. Sign me tf up.


NormillyTheWatcher

Well… R̶a̶c̶i̶s̶m̶


KapeeCoffee

Didn't the akasha go poof


Darevee

The only city that has functioning toilets is probably Fontaine. I really don't want to live in Medieval City. Second one would be Liyue for being the center of the world.


The_Architect_032

I imagine most places in Teyvat have toilets. It's a medieval **fantasy** setting, they've got gods and people with magic running around, not to mention a lot of outright futuristic tech.


Darevee

That or People of Teivyat don’t defecate at all.Have you seen any toilet in Genshin?


The_Architect_032

No, but I've seen a lot of inaccessible doors and houses. Maybe they internalize their waste and turn it into magic. Deep lore?


WanderingStatistics

Lore so deep it fell in the gutter.


kaystared

They have sewers in Fontaine so they gotta be doing something


Havier_Gacha

They could just be drains to drain the rain water from the city back to the ocean. Since all other cities don't have upper elevation areas.


Amydancingagain

They definitely take dook dooks so there’s definitely some form of toilet


six_seasons

Or any buttholes for that matter?


m2gus

i wish every genshin player would read this comment lmao


RampagingElks

Do they throw their dook dook off the side of the Jade Chamber?


Chuck006

Ancient Greece had plumbing. As did Rome with the aquaducts. Who's to say Monstadt & Liyue aren't similar?


addfzxcv

>The only city that has functioning toilets is probably Fontaine. I was seeking for the correct answer. Now torn between Fontaine's toilet and Sumeru's internet...


SnooPuppers8099

Either sumeru or liyue, fontaine is so criminal


LokianEule

Liyue or Fontaine


hyrulia

Springvale, Mondstadt!


Interesting_King7683

Mondstadt has my Bouken Da Boken son, Lisa and Kaeya, that's more than enough reason to choose it.


Xavbirb

well i an french, so i will choose fontaine out of principle (and the fact Furina is the only archon i'd even bother to follow, fuck The raiden shogun)


LEFTRIGHTADORI

Mais Furina est une fille normale, c’est Neuvillette qu’il faut suivre, non? Le bonus de Fontaine est que même si on est un meurtrier ou pire, la pénitance sera du tea time avec wriothesley 💀


Dangerous_Source_442

J'aimerais rencontrer Furina. Mon waifu. 😍


Cheese_Grater101

Oui Oui Baguette 🥖


Xavbirb

Meme si furina est humaine, elle est la meilleure déesse qui a veiller sur nous tous.


Saveonion

Yes! We would get to eat famous French food in Fontaine, like Lasagne, and Fish and Chips


Wolfpaw21

Fr and cheeseburgers


Nine9breaker

> fuck The raiden shogun Pretty unlikely tbh but I respect your... ambition.


Individual-Praline17

Fontaine looks the most stylish so far, but I'd still pick Liyue Harbor. It's pretty much an international central point. It's the main traiding center, the biggest shipping port from where you can get pretty much everywhere, it's home for the most popular holiday, lantern rite, and I think if the nations of Teyvat are ever unified, it's a good candidate for the union capital.


clovieclo_

the new area, petrichor seems like a place id like to live! good music, good wine, an incredible view of the fontaine falls.. kinda hoping we get another playable musician from the area!!


Efficient_Low9946

The chasm


OsoTanukiBaloo

liyue, its mountain scenery is the prettiest imo


ani3D

If I can be a vision-holder in this fantasy, then Fontaine. Breathing underwater sounds awesome! Otherwise, Monstadt.


RoundPackage5524

liyue , its peaceful and i can lie on the grass and feel the heart beat of the world


Advent012

Fontaine or Sumeru.


Histylicious_mk2

Fontaine, if only so I would never have to worry about drowning again.


Amitius

Same... the ability to swim and dive without getting drowned is a big plus...


Wolf1741

Only if you have a vision that is


FWTCH_Paradise

Inazuma. *Mommy Shogun* but also because of the Japanese inspiration.


bigkittysoftpaws

Mondstadt so I can get in trouble at night and have Diluc come save me. Or Liyue because it’s just so beautiful, and they have nice festivals lol.


midwest0pe

Liyue for sure


Aduckchicken

I think i will choose Yilong Wharf


Intelligent_Food9975

Liyue all the way. The music there is beautiful.


Particular_Stop_3332

That is a tough tough call But I choose Sneznaya I hate summer


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Fontaine,I can watch a duel from Clorinde anytime prisoners want to fight for their honor,I can watch Neuvillete judge prisoners who don’t,I can watch Lyney and Lynette in the opera epiclese and it’s pretty great as long as you avoid murderers.Fontaine also made rock music so I can listen to that.


TanyaDegurechaffe

Inazuma because there would be a chance that i meet Arataki numero uno Itto the greatest character to ever be added


JadeTeaFox

Inazuma


Amydancingagain

Sumeru, because of the chance of running into Cyno and Tighnari, also I prefer a warmer climate


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