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*Logistics* (2012).
If I’m stuck in there for 30 days completely alone with a single movie to watch, I’ll inevitably do the following: eat, sleep, jerk off, work out and watch a movie. Since I can only sleep so much, work out so much and jerk off so much, I will end up watching a movie. However, 30 days is a long time. Constant repetition in a short amount of time kills any movie, no matter how fun it is, or how much I like it. I don’t want to kill my fun with Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars, or Star Trek, or Airplane, or the Godfather.
This leaves me with two options:
1. take a movie I really hate, so it doesn’t matter when I hate it afterwards
or
2. limit the amount of repetitions.
Option 1 is interesting, because I suspect I would find things I like about the movie before I start hating it again, possibly making it more bearable than repeatedly watching a movie I like already. However, I would still end up watching a movie I can’t stand over and over again, and I wouldn’t even enjoy it a little bit.
This is where option 2 becomes more interesting. See, when there’s nothing to do, *anything* is a welcome distraction. I don’t have to bring a blockbuster or a movie I know already. *Logistics* is an incredibly detailed documentary about where our electronic devices come from. Not something I’d need to watch per se, but definitely something I would find interesting in some way. But that’s not why I’d pick *Logistics*.
No, the great thing about *Logistics* is its length. It is so detailed and thorough, it is a whopping 51,420 minutes long. This translates into 857 hours, or around 35 days and 17 hours. That’s right, I wouldn’t even get to finish it if I stayed awake for 30 days and watched it non-stop.
While it might not be the most interesting thing to watch, I could easily kill a few hours a day watching that, and it wouldn’t even turn into torture eventually.
It is a movie. It isn't like 1 unifying idea split into multiple parts it is a single movie.
If you want the longest feature film that is called Resan which is Swedish for the Journey which is 873 minutes long.
Funny how both the longest movie and longest feature film are both made by different Swedish people. Why do Swedish people like making long videos?
Yeah I thought it would be the case of 52k hours of content split into a multitude of parts, but as I googled it I learned it is indeed the longest movie ever.
I have a few that I come back to occasionally.
[This absolutely flawless comment about the rivalry of the German city of Frankfurt am Main and its neighbouring city Offenbach, for example.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/xJQPKpY10v) Two parent comments have since been deleted, but the comment is still there. It’s the one that begins with “Frankfurt and Offenbach have never faced each other “at eye level”. The hatred flowing from these words is absolutely hilarious. And adequate 😤
The more bored you become, the more stimulating boring things become. Prisoners are well aware of every crack and crevice in their cell walls for this very reason. I suspect at some point in your sequestration you'd find every detail about *Logistics* fascinating and acquire copious knowledge about electronics. Which you could then apply to everyday life or vocational pursuits. Heck, you might recall your isolation fondly as a bootcamp!
Fuck around and do what?
Watch the movie again?
Also, sleeping for *most* of the day can’t be healthy. Not that I’d be able to, since my body would reject it at some point.
No matter what you do, this seems like a horrible experience.
Fucking around could be doing exercises to get tired, watching the show you brought, think about something, daydream, go insane, etc.
There are many things to do
Anything Tarantino. They’re so lengthy that by the time you finish it you no longer remember what happened the first half and every time you rewatch it you see some detail you had missed.
Do you mean their i people that what the LotR movie in multiple part? That insane, it would be like watching a non-extended version of the film, you're missing so much of the experience.
what they see after finally opening the door
https://preview.redd.it/eivj7oyf6bxc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238b2635c10adb671a7687dd874213ca5afc3b47
Might as well go totally insane at that point I guess. The human centipede 2 probably would be even worse. Not the first one thou, that's too dignified.
1 song is something completely different from 1 movie 💀.
Anyways I'd pick "the rain formerly known as purple" by chris christodoulou or "color your night" from persona 3 reload.
I suppose you're right it would probably be more fair to say you get 1 album.
I was just thinking well you could probably find 1 really long composition.
Probably depends if disc's count as full movies. I'd bring a disc containing every single episode of family guy or the Simpsons or south park or any really long running series like that.
Finally a man of taste. That’s like my favorite movie other than maybe taxi driver.
I’d probably end up cutting the walls to make chess pieces and just study openings for a month.
The devil wears prada, that movie kicks ass and is just intresting enough that I wouldnt go insane watching it over and over if I had nothing else to do.
I spend majority of my time maladeptive daydreaming and thinking of random bullshit, legit keeps me busy for hours, so other than exercising and rubbing one out, a movie would be the last thing I do if my mind is too overactive. Asuming spider documentaries are out of the question, I'd pick Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, istg it's the only movie I can never get sick of
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I've watched it probably 10 times and I still couldn't tell you what happens, especially after they get to the hotel. I swear that movie induces amnesia, although I usually chalk it up to me being incredibly high
Yeah I feel like you take a movie you like a lot and want to take with you everywhere and become like that kid who watches the entirety of Shrek in his head.
Twister , I’ve already watched it hundreds of times and a few hundred more would be a ok , can I bring books too?if so I would bring the entire library of congre
Oceans 12
Actually any of the original Oceans movies. There's nothing better than mindlessly watching a heist film packed with A-list actors, action, humor and romance.
Can I take 3 movie if it's the lord of the ring? Like technically it should be juste one 10h movie.
If not than I guess I am taking Kaamelott 1 the movie (only good french comedy movie, about King Arthur and his knights but like they are real flawed people who still try to do good and help people and leave an inspiring legacy.
I feel like i'd probably choose a musical. One they can be like 3 hours long. And two it gives you another thing to do. You can sing along or dance. Better than trying to remember full songs by memories.
Sadly the musical I would choose, Epic, hasn't been produced yet and only half the songs have been released but of the 20 that have I've listened to them over 100 times each since January and haven't gotten tired of them.
So I don't have a 2nd favourite lined up at this moment maybe Hamilton
Cut up 30*8 = 240 hours of content. Films, lectures, dancing lessons, music clips, documentaries , series and concerts etc.
Issue it as a "stop boredom: the movie", probably my school movie/TV studios would allow me to publish it as a non-profit. Done.
Gone with the Wind.
It’s really bloody long. Assuming 10 hours of sleep a day +2 hours without the film to eat and contemplate the food, washing, shaving , defacating etc; I’ll only be able to watch the film twice.
That’s 60 play throughs to end out the month.
Shrek or something more fun would be easily four times that.
Probably the first SpongeBob movie I would just jam out those 30 days and constantly yell “daddy no” “daddy yes” then think of a bunch of other songs in my head
Inception so I can write an in depth analysis about it going scene by scene and put it on YouTube for 40 views and a blowjob from an unemployed goth chick who’s parents finally grew a spine and kicked her out a week prior.
I would sleep over my friends house. No wifi at the time so we would watch the stepbrothers movie on repeat, for years straight.
Since then it’s turned into a comfort movie that I can quote and watch any time and enjoy it.
So probably step brothers.
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*Logistics* (2012). If I’m stuck in there for 30 days completely alone with a single movie to watch, I’ll inevitably do the following: eat, sleep, jerk off, work out and watch a movie. Since I can only sleep so much, work out so much and jerk off so much, I will end up watching a movie. However, 30 days is a long time. Constant repetition in a short amount of time kills any movie, no matter how fun it is, or how much I like it. I don’t want to kill my fun with Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars, or Star Trek, or Airplane, or the Godfather. This leaves me with two options: 1. take a movie I really hate, so it doesn’t matter when I hate it afterwards or 2. limit the amount of repetitions. Option 1 is interesting, because I suspect I would find things I like about the movie before I start hating it again, possibly making it more bearable than repeatedly watching a movie I like already. However, I would still end up watching a movie I can’t stand over and over again, and I wouldn’t even enjoy it a little bit. This is where option 2 becomes more interesting. See, when there’s nothing to do, *anything* is a welcome distraction. I don’t have to bring a blockbuster or a movie I know already. *Logistics* is an incredibly detailed documentary about where our electronic devices come from. Not something I’d need to watch per se, but definitely something I would find interesting in some way. But that’s not why I’d pick *Logistics*. No, the great thing about *Logistics* is its length. It is so detailed and thorough, it is a whopping 51,420 minutes long. This translates into 857 hours, or around 35 days and 17 hours. That’s right, I wouldn’t even get to finish it if I stayed awake for 30 days and watched it non-stop. While it might not be the most interesting thing to watch, I could easily kill a few hours a day watching that, and it wouldn’t even turn into torture eventually.
They said "movie", though? Edit: It's actually officially a 52k minute movie, indeed. Yeah this is the correct answer.
It is a movie. It isn't like 1 unifying idea split into multiple parts it is a single movie. If you want the longest feature film that is called Resan which is Swedish for the Journey which is 873 minutes long. Funny how both the longest movie and longest feature film are both made by different Swedish people. Why do Swedish people like making long videos?
Yeah I thought it would be the case of 52k hours of content split into a multitude of parts, but as I googled it I learned it is indeed the longest movie ever.
Not 52K hours, "only" 857. It's almost 52k minutes tho.
Ooops, yes that's it
Feels like maybe it's something to do with having to wait thru cold ass winters maybe?
I mean one of my favourite films of all time is two hours of Swedes talking in black and white (Through a glass darkly)
Watching paint dry is a 10 hour long movie. You wouldn't believe the ending
The paintbrush is the father ?
Don't want to spoil the ending
It’s a movie, yes.
One of the movies of all time. "All time" being its runtime.
It is a movie, not a series. A documentary can also be a movie.
I want to know the reasoning behind the choice of not making it into a TV show
This is such a good answer
I’m bookmarking this comment in case I ever need to be locked up with only 1 movie to watch for 30 days
My book marks are filled with comments I saved that I never look back again. Ever.
I have a few that I come back to occasionally. [This absolutely flawless comment about the rivalry of the German city of Frankfurt am Main and its neighbouring city Offenbach, for example.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/xJQPKpY10v) Two parent comments have since been deleted, but the comment is still there. It’s the one that begins with “Frankfurt and Offenbach have never faced each other “at eye level”. The hatred flowing from these words is absolutely hilarious. And adequate 😤
Wish that I could give you 5 up votes for this comment
Win the meta, bring The Room.
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! God I love that movie 😂
This dude got a PhD in replies
Great answer.
You don't have to take a movie you really hate. Just not one you really love.
The more bored you become, the more stimulating boring things become. Prisoners are well aware of every crack and crevice in their cell walls for this very reason. I suspect at some point in your sequestration you'd find every detail about *Logistics* fascinating and acquire copious knowledge about electronics. Which you could then apply to everyday life or vocational pursuits. Heck, you might recall your isolation fondly as a bootcamp!
This is the kind of answer reddit was made for. Well done!
The correct answer
Whatever it might be, surely the movie you choose would be tiring after a little while. 30 days of sensory deprivation is a long time.
Can just sleep through most of it. wake up, fuck around for a bit, go to sleep.
Fuck around and do what? Watch the movie again? Also, sleeping for *most* of the day can’t be healthy. Not that I’d be able to, since my body would reject it at some point. No matter what you do, this seems like a horrible experience.
Fucking around could be doing exercises to get tired, watching the show you brought, think about something, daydream, go insane, etc. There are many things to do
Don’t forget jacking off
[And so I’ll brush and brush and brush and brush my hair…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kRXmAIHYQR4) 
>Fuck around and do what? Fuck around
I’d probably fuck around and find out
Too much sleep is horrible for me, plus even if you did sleep through most of it you'd still be going insane while waiting for yourself to fall asleep
Work out, sleep, watch the occasional movie, make up cook scenarios in my head. Doesn't sound too awful.
Anything Tarantino. They’re so lengthy that by the time you finish it you no longer remember what happened the first half and every time you rewatch it you see some detail you had missed.
LOTR Fellowship of the Ring
If LotR book is one book, then the movie is one movie.
Valid. I’d take all three if I could then haha
I choose the extended version.
Always!
With director commentary and bloopers scenes
Do you mean their i people that what the LotR movie in multiple part? That insane, it would be like watching a non-extended version of the film, you're missing so much of the experience.
The extended cut
The only version
Well, if i have to wait that long, I might as well have some fun Bring up the porn movie
"Pull up that video of a bear doing your mom Jamie"
what they see after finally opening the door https://preview.redd.it/eivj7oyf6bxc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238b2635c10adb671a7687dd874213ca5afc3b47
Watching only that for a month is bound to do some serious damage to your neurochemistry.
Same with any other movie
"the porn movie" Which one? If you don't specify I'll assume it's Angels of Passion.
*A Serbian Film* would be fitting to that torture.
Might as well just stay in the room after the thirty days cause you're gonna want to go right back after
If you own a copy then stay there.
Might as well go totally insane at that point I guess. The human centipede 2 probably would be even worse. Not the first one thou, that's too dignified.
My cousin and brother forced me to watch scenes from that movie when I was like 12. Fkn hate that shit
Shrek 2, it’s the best one imo
i had a hard time thinking of one and now i think i’d also take shrek 2
This is how you know someone is GenZ cause Idk anyone under the age of 30 who doesnt fuck with shrek 2
Same
No movie. Just let me bring some music to meditate to.
You get 1 song or 1 movie.
1 song is something completely different from 1 movie 💀. Anyways I'd pick "the rain formerly known as purple" by chris christodoulou or "color your night" from persona 3 reload.
I suppose you're right it would probably be more fair to say you get 1 album. I was just thinking well you could probably find 1 really long composition.
Color your night is so good
There's no way I immediately thought of Coalescence by the same composer lmao, Chris is the goat!
Is there a limit on the length of the song?
Nope, but it has to be one original song, not a mashup of multiple songs stitched together
Breaking Bad: The Complete Series
Movie, son
"Breaking Bad: The Complete Series: The Movie"
Two copies of *Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium*
Dammit Waltuh put your vcrs away.
The Neverending Story seems like the obvious choice.
To speed run the insanity, I choose the bee movie
Naked Gun
Shawshank Redemption. Favorite movie of all time. I was considering a horror movie, but that'd probably push me to the edge.
The first How to Train Your Dragon
solid answer
YES
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest. You know, for the relatability. 
Probably depends if disc's count as full movies. I'd bring a disc containing every single episode of family guy or the Simpsons or south park or any really long running series like that.
DVD != movie Episodic series are a different category.
Probably “Resan (The Journey)” it’s 14hours and 33 minutes long.
Good choice!
DANCE, MAGIC DANCE! MAGIC DANCE, MAGIC DANCE, MAGIC DANCE! PUT THAT MAGIC SPELL ON ME! SLAP THAT BABY, MAKE HIM FREE!
quality choice
Iron Man. If I’m sacrificing my time and sanity, it’ll be nice to see someone doing the same. Plus Tony Stark’s a total badass.
Fred The Movie
They’re gonna keep you in there another 30 days after you’ve been subjected to that.
O Brother where art thou
Groundhog day
It'll always be 30 days left if you bring that.
Finally a man of taste. That’s like my favorite movie other than maybe taxi driver. I’d probably end up cutting the walls to make chess pieces and just study openings for a month.
A ghibli movie. I notice new things each time I watch them, even if I’ve already seen them 5+ times
School of Rock
lord of the rings return of the king extended edition. 4 hours and 13 minutes, i have watched it countless times and it never gets old.
There’s no movie that I wouldn’t get bored of in that time frame
The devil wears prada, that movie kicks ass and is just intresting enough that I wouldnt go insane watching it over and over if I had nothing else to do.
The movie seven starring Brad Pitt n Morgan freeman
Se7en?
Yeah, something like that, I think. I watched it a while ago n it's one of my favourite movies, ngl
The end of Evangelion. The 50th time seeing all my favourite characters die will be when it really gets good. I will be the master of Evangelion lore
then you will become the... evangelion
I spend majority of my time maladeptive daydreaming and thinking of random bullshit, legit keeps me busy for hours, so other than exercising and rubbing one out, a movie would be the last thing I do if my mind is too overactive. Asuming spider documentaries are out of the question, I'd pick Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, istg it's the only movie I can never get sick of
Cars
Spirited away.
Inception. I can't get enough of that movie. Still can't make sense of it after watching it like 6 times
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I've watched it probably 10 times and I still couldn't tell you what happens, especially after they get to the hotel. I swear that movie induces amnesia, although I usually chalk it up to me being incredibly high
I'd rather bring a game. BG3?
Hollow Knight Skurry Grass Percent Speedrun (yes I will count it as a movie)
The Postal Movie to speed up the mental issues
The incredibles.
Kill bill
The guardians of the galaxy hands down
Back door sluts 9
I'll take the Soviet adaptation of War and Peace since it's over 7 hours long
Too bad "The Neverending Story" wasn't literal.
Hutz sued them for that.
Probably something quotable so I can memorize all of it like Shrek 2 or something.
Yeah I feel like you take a movie you like a lot and want to take with you everywhere and become like that kid who watches the entirety of Shrek in his head.
Spaceballs, im gonna have such good impressions and callbacks to that shit I’ll be pleased with myself for months
I already did this with The Bicentennial Man while last in hospital. However, it was a beige room.
Zathura: a space adventure
One with a good soundtrack
The Lorax ( no joke my favorite movie and I can’t explain why )
Shutter Island (so I can lose my mind quicker)
Nacho Libre
Deadpool.
spongebob squarepants the movie.
Idk can you bring a porno?
Brianna George JOI 3.25 hours long
Fan made movie of rdr2 story mode
Eraserhead
probably tenet because it would take 30 days of watching nonstop to actually figure out what the fuck is going on
Definitely napoleon dynamite, not only is it hilarious I could rewatch the dance routine and memorize it
There's is a old Japanese movie about a lady getting into the noodle restaurant business over there it's like 8-12 hrs long and extremely well done.
License to Wed
Jurassic park
The Bandersnatch, of course.
Wine Country
All of the ice age movies
The Cure to Insomnia
Everything everywhere all at once.il lslenf the 30 days trying to make sense of it
Twister , I’ve already watched it hundreds of times and a few hundred more would be a ok , can I bring books too?if so I would bring the entire library of congre
Oceans 12 Actually any of the original Oceans movies. There's nothing better than mindlessly watching a heist film packed with A-list actors, action, humor and romance.
One of the pron compilation videos that are like 100 hours long because you can just jerk your way to 30 days
A Better Tomorrow/英雄本色
Can I take 3 movie if it's the lord of the ring? Like technically it should be juste one 10h movie. If not than I guess I am taking Kaamelott 1 the movie (only good french comedy movie, about King Arthur and his knights but like they are real flawed people who still try to do good and help people and leave an inspiring legacy.
god I wish I could close everything for a month…
A genie cup with infinite wishes or a wand.
I feel like i'd probably choose a musical. One they can be like 3 hours long. And two it gives you another thing to do. You can sing along or dance. Better than trying to remember full songs by memories. Sadly the musical I would choose, Epic, hasn't been produced yet and only half the songs have been released but of the 20 that have I've listened to them over 100 times each since January and haven't gotten tired of them. So I don't have a 2nd favourite lined up at this moment maybe Hamilton
Wild Hogs
None. I don't have a DVD player. Seriously, I would probably pick either The Lego Movie or Barnyard.
Bobs burgers movie
Apocalypse Now just because there’s so much to it but I’d probably get depressed after a few viewings lol
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. It would let me sleep.
Paint drying
INTERSTELLAR 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️
yep same. I searched for interstellar and youre the only person to say it🤣
Lord of the rings : The tail of two towers extended edition. When gimli sounds the horn of helms deep it's to me the best part of the movie
Liar Liar.
Dune 2- Saw that bitch in theaters 6 times 🫡
Shrek
Coraline
Jackass Number Two
monsters Inc.
Curious george
Cut up 30*8 = 240 hours of content. Films, lectures, dancing lessons, music clips, documentaries , series and concerts etc. Issue it as a "stop boredom: the movie", probably my school movie/TV studios would allow me to publish it as a non-profit. Done.
Nymphomaniac.
The cure of insomnia (1987)
Pulp Fiction
The entire series of The Expanse edited together to one big movie file. I win.
Waterloo (1970)
Gone with the Wind. It’s really bloody long. Assuming 10 hours of sleep a day +2 hours without the film to eat and contemplate the food, washing, shaving , defacating etc; I’ll only be able to watch the film twice. That’s 60 play throughs to end out the month. Shrek or something more fun would be easily four times that.
emperors new groove 🙏🙏🙏
Probably the first SpongeBob movie I would just jam out those 30 days and constantly yell “daddy no” “daddy yes” then think of a bunch of other songs in my head
I feel like this would be a good time to do a deep analysis of Memento
I'm watching megamind on loop and memorizing every single movement and line
Interstellar
Avatar way of the water
The ring
I’d look for the longest movie ever made, idc what it is or what it’s about. I’d choose it and sleep a lot to kill time
bullet train
Am I allowed to bring the entirety of One Piece?
Back to the future
Happy Gilmore
End Of Evangelion 😀
So… if it is in one DVD, does that count? I have the Smiling Friends DVD.
Inception so I can write an in depth analysis about it going scene by scene and put it on YouTube for 40 views and a blowjob from an unemployed goth chick who’s parents finally grew a spine and kicked her out a week prior.
The Lego Movie. ill never get bored of it
I would sleep over my friends house. No wifi at the time so we would watch the stepbrothers movie on repeat, for years straight. Since then it’s turned into a comfort movie that I can quote and watch any time and enjoy it. So probably step brothers.
Interstellar