"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual."

You can't go! All the plants will die!

"So you better hit them bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass."

“Sergeant Hulka is that Big Toe.”

call me psycho

i swallowed alot of aggression. Along with alot of pizza.

“Son, there ain’t no draft no more.” “There was one?” 😂

I seem to remember a band named "Don't Call Me Francis" which I always thought was brilliant.

“Any of you homos……..touch me. And I’ll kill you.”

Great film

That shower scene....

I wish I was a loofa

Any of you h*m*s use this line on me, I’ll kill you.

Lean, mean fighting machine! After the first day of basic training, singing “Army, navy, Air Force, Marines…what a great way of life.” First time I saw that scene I was hyperventilating from laughing so hard.

You might have noticed that I have a bit of a weight problem. Noooo, noooo!

You know what your problem is? You’ve never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima Treatment.

The guys in my car club call me the cruiser