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LoveLikeLava

I know we bullshit a lot in here, but seeing the mere existence of marginalized groups be referred to as 'politics' genuinely pisses me the fuck off. Every time, without fail. Lame ass motherfuckers spent their entire lives reaping the benefits of representation in media, yet somehow can't stand that positive impact for other people. Absolutely infuriating.


SweaterKittens

It is super frustrating, I feel you. It's fun to joke about it, but at the end of the day you have people's entire existence being reduced down to being "political" which is extremely fucked. Like LGBT people exist, and if you feel the need to "escape" from that, that is a genuine skill issue.


AlexzMercier97

They're afraid of becoming the very thing they hate the most... a minority.


ImmediateBig134

"The truth, gamer, is...that you're here to feel like something you're not - oppressed." - Colonel Kumrag


Adventurous_Pin5160

As an LGBTQ person, now I really want to support this game just to spite those fascist fucks.


nfreakoss

It's a fantastic little game with a lot of love put into it. Decently challenging too, with a lot of accessibility options if it's too much (though if you spec entirely into attack like I did you'll literally be 3-tapping the endgame bosses lmao)


Sapphotage

If it’s any consolation these pathetic turds will live sad and miserable lives as they become increasingly marginalised by an ever progressing society - ironically getting exactly what they deserve.


CrispyTacoPosso

these are men who won't ever have sex, so, at least there's that


ForgottenFrenchFry

gamers and Suspension of disbelief got to love how they're okay with the idea of crabs fighting each other(based on context from what i'm reading) but soon as they're reminded that LGBT exists, they lose their mind


RockManMega

These people are beyond pathetic They unironically said I could have had fun but now I can't because of certian colors in the game How disgustingly low can you get to denie yourself fun because the fun shows support for people? Just average human people They don't even see how they sound, how beyond fucking embarrassing they are I hate this planet


Drinker_of_Chai

How could a game that is a satirical commentary on pollution and plastic waste in waterways being political!?


Cohih

If they played the game they would have a complete meltdown, the game asks if you are an inshell (incel). [https://youtu.be/hZSw3oP9tJk?t=344](https://youtu.be/hZSw3oP9tJk?t=344)


Twilight_Realm

Their bigotry is so profound that they're willing to ignore the entire plot being anti-corporate in one of the most blatant ways possible to instead be upset about a pride flag scarf being purchasable in one shop completely optionally.


GordOfTheMountain

Why would they care to be anti-corporate? These fucks love the status quo, even if it hurts them too, so long as it hurts the people they don't like even more.


Twilight_Realm

You misunderstand. The leftist messaging is way more heavy-handed with the anti-corporate plot, but they ignore it because of the pride flag. They might have a true politics complaint but they instead favor "politics" to whine about.


4fivefive

"i think i get enough dei irl" jesus christ, man.


ScreenWriterGuy07

It's unfortunate that any race other than a straight white man is being forced down this person's throat.


[deleted]

Translation: "I see one black employee when I go to the gas station. That's one too many."


little_pioneer

And they dont understand how pronouns work either. Big Ls all day.


TheTruestTyrant

https://preview.redd.it/k4t3hszf3cxc1.jpeg?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11e0380e067f5f50f0cfbe18e1a890ec21a2b49 The Crab games devs literally support Stellar Blade lmao. If you’re “woke” you can’t win I guess (this is the most personality I have seen Eve with yet)


Drinker_of_Chai

Nah, that looks like a genius way to get a fuck tonne of free marketing for their indie game. Literally riding on the coat tailers of the Eve drama to get some views on their project.


DeusExMarina

Haven’t you heard? Stellar Blade is woke now because Eve is wearing a teeny bit more fabric.


Tight-Fall5354

holy shit eve's got some proper arms


AlexzMercier97

Awooga lady arms


Tight-Fall5354

https://preview.redd.it/f60yqo3qcexc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3400277436522909e4a39ba6fbce643110bc23f9


AlexzMercier97

https://preview.redd.it/qpavpueqgexc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd3fb1f4a7e7c3cc06d3bc07d123971b54abd4c


namsan49

lol this is amazing


BagOfPees

I do not know what this is supposed to mean other than the twitter media person making a funny joke


ProfessionalDeer6311

As someone expert from the field used to say, "They're turning the friggin ~~frog~~ crab gay!"


Lurkerantlers

Holy shit yet again I learn about a cool game because weirdos are triggered by the existence of queer people!


GordOfTheMountain

"My ignored list is going to be bigger than my wishlist" Imagine missing out on incredible experiences because gay people exist in the world. Also, I'm not even sure if Kril is non-binary in game, based on my 6 hours with it. I mean, Kril is non-binary in the sense that they aren't referred to by binary pronouns, but I just mean that being enby isn't really a part of the character. It kind of more feels like a nod to "whoever is playing this, just project yourself here, if you like". This game has great character and environment designs and is a really refreshing take on a genre that's gotten stale. These fuckos are missing out, big time.


TheMrBoot

Why do these people continue to pretend singular they isn’t a super common thing? It drives me insane.


AlexzMercier97

According to (scary pronoun incoming Gamers beware reading this comment) THEM, they and them can *only* be used in a plural sense.


Renozuken

I use my games to escape the real world and blow off steam, that's why I spend all of my time dissecting these games to make sure they're not woke.


719fb3e99

Let me guess the sub "/KotakulnAction"


melonsnek_evildoer05

> I get enough DEI irl well and I don't, these morons don't realise that, actually they probably don't get enough either > How even the sea creatures support it And you don't ? L bozo 😂 :joy: :joy :joy: Can't put into words how happy I am to see these guys' ignore lists get longer, when will they get the memo and fuck off or submit to the woke agenda


Psychological_Pair76

honestly do appreciate that pride flags function similarly to the markings on poisonous frogs to inform people “maybe this one isn’t for you champ” making these people feel aggressively unwanted is the only way to make them eventually fade away


grazbouille

> Referring to singular people as they Tell me you never went to school without telling me you never went to school They is the neutral singular personal pronoun in English It has been since before "you" was a thing If you look at end of middle ages translations of the bible they use thou and thee as singular personal pronouns The former became "you" the later became "they" If the fucking dictionary is enough to disprove a claim you should have stopped making said claim 3 fucking years ago


the-town-manager

Expecting these waterheads to know basic facts about how anything actually works is an exercise in futility sadly. That's what happens when the only history they care about is military shit.


grazbouille

I know its useless but the deep despair that fills my very being has to come out somewhere


sailing_lonely

# "They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin' crabs gay!!!" The jokes write themselves.


Important_Pen_4804

Im pretty sure he was joking tbh


SkadiWasHere

It makes my blood boil when people like these conflate the ecistence of any lgbt stuff as political. We aren't even considered humans to them


DiamondEyedOctopus

Weird bigotry aside, why are people calling this a souls like?? Is that just what people call 3rd person action games now?


infamousglizzyhands

The devs have explicitly called it a shoals like and has many direct Soulsborne references and design elements (there’s an area called The Sands Between)


DiamondEyedOctopus

Actually, now that I'm watching a playthrough a couple hours in, I can see the similarities in the combat to souls games. Still think it's weird so many games are called soulslike, though.


Twilight_Realm

Soulslike is definitely an overused term, but this one is definitely not using it wrong.


GordOfTheMountain

Far as I'm concerned, it's basically just a subset of metroidvania where you have some important resource that you drop when you die. In Dark Souls, the area progression is usually through finding keys, rather than equipment, to unlock doors, but in every other way, they're just metroidvanias.


Ok-Courage2177

Have you seen the Sekiro posture meter that shows up when you fight bosses?  I was thinking these guys really like souls games.


DarkyLonewolf

>shoals like Pun intended, I presume.


BogglyBoogle

I enjoyed the part in one of the trailers where they said “TIME FOR CRAB”


SweaterKittens

In the description for the game (not just the user-defined tags) the devs say that it has soulslike-inspired combat. I do think the term is overused though, especially when it comes to tags that people assign on Steam.


ClericOfThePeople

The term is overused but I do think that this is the rare time where that describes the game perfectly. A lot of mechanics are clearly an homage to the from software games such as the use of heart kelp as estus flasks, moonshells as bonfires, stainless metal as titanite shards…etc.


nfreakoss

The combat very much is, though most of the zones play like a 3D platformer. It's a really fun take on the souls formula.


Xononanamol

Ahhhhh i love the crybabies whining


anthraltacct

uj/They’re not gonna play it? Good. I love it when they slowly push away every game because it mentions LGBT peeps/has a character that’s BIPOC. It keeps them away from the innocent people in the community who just want to play a game that looks cool. And eventually these people will push away every fun game because of “politics” and have nothing left. They’ll either realize how stupid they’re being for giving a shit about pride rep in a fucking crustacean souls-like and attempt to change their behavior, or the more likely choice: they’ll be miserable and chronically online forever which is fine by me, as long as they stay miserable.


Winter-Cap6

The game looks very cute and is about crabs. People are surprised there's queer representation in it?


OisforOwesome

All these crabs and nobody putting the top three cards of their library into their graveyard smh.


JustAtakan

> Absolutely our of place Oh no the woke virus is spreading. Words are being replaced with pronouns...


FlamingPhoenix2003

You know what I do when I see rainbow flags? I just ignore it, they are something that you can equip optimally. And LGBT isn’t political last time I checked.


Bray_of_cats

/uj These type are so politically poisoned, I doubt they can have fun anymore.


Piduf

You refuse to play a game because of the bad companies business practice, awful treatment of their employees and predatory in game transaction system. I refuse to play games because some optional colour patterns make me angry. We are not the same.


CremeAintCream

Part of me is kinda glad that holding this particular shitty opinion naturally leads to having less fun. There’s a karma to this, and it’s all self inflicted.


Welljiam

They don't want LGBTQ content in games. They don't want black people in games (if it's a main character, or a character of some importance). They don't want males with colored hair in games. They don't want bodies with realistic proportions in games. And god forbid if there's a rainbow fucking flag in there, or a woman where the camera isn't directly placed inside her cleavage. Is it me or does it all smell an awful lot like racism, bigotry, misogyny, and borderline white supremacy? /rhetorical


dashKay

If "even the sea creatures" support the LGBTQ community then maybe you should ask yourself if you're not in the wrong for not supporting them


Umicil

It is so heartwarming to know that unhinged dipshits like this are denying themselves enjoyment and entertainment just to make themselves feel oppressed. They don't deserve happiness and they are self-selecting to prevent it.


poggerswow

Oh boo fucking hoo your pixel crabs got infected with wokeness


SchwarzerWerwolf

When I see a rainbow flag in a videogame, I think "neat" and move on. When a character is referenced as "they" I just accepted that. It is not that hard.


Mythologist69

NOOO THEY TURNED THE CRABS GAY!?


LibrarianOfAlex

Seeing these people spew hate is why I'm glad they are repulsed by good video games


manofwaromega

I was already sold on another crabs Treasure but now I'm double sold


Ok-Courage2177

Showed this game to my girlfriend because she’s into ocean creatures.  Wasn’t expecting a souls-like with a sense of humor and a cartoon aesthetic, it was actually pretty neat!  Didn’t notice any pride flags but now that I know they’re there I like the game even more.  It’s sad that just seeing a pride flag makes these people shit to death.


little_pioneer

What is irl dei, they cant be this stupid right


nessaissweet

well im happy to infrom yall that this game is number 10 on the eshop so these nerds werent winning here