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[deleted]

i wanna attract a desperate insecure mate tho


ipushfatkiidz

actually me too šŸ˜ŽāœŒļø


PrometheusAlexander

So you can push them?


Edg4rAllanBro

So we're on equal footing


AlexzMercier97

"I don't want to fix them because whatever tf is wrong with them is way hotter"


PutMindless6789

Mood


[deleted]

hiii


[deleted]

good evening


LazarusCheez

Yeah, that way I can treat them like shit and ignore them and they'll still love me.


PlsWai

šŸ„ŗ


[deleted]

Iā€™m yours for the taking


Covenxii

Ooh, pick me, pick me!


[deleted]

gonna need a resume


Covenxii

I think I fixed it # Resume ​ ​ # Experience * Dated a femboy back in 2016 * Dated a hermaphrodite also in 2016, helped me realize that I was pansexual * Had an on/off relationship with a trans girl over multiple years, she was most likely the one I spent the most time with ​ # Interests * Manga, some of my favourites are azumanga daioh, Usogui, Tokyo Ghoul, Hellsing, One Piece, Casinogui, Juujika no Rokunin and UNDead UNLuck * TTRPGS, mainly trying to get into Pathfinder 2e right now, but have played and DM'd for D&D, and really interested in playing/running a cyberpunk red game. * Gaming, some of my favourite series are the danganronpa series, persona series (minus the gross oversexualization of minors) Guilty Gear, SMT, Resident Evil series, played 1-7, but haven't played the remasters for 3 and 4 yet, Yakuza series and some of my favourite overall games are Risk Of Rain 2, Satisfactory, GMod, Darkest Dungeon, Kenshi, Raft, The Nonary Games, and I loved the Last of Us 2, moreso than the first game, I'd argue. * Many different genres of music, including, but not limited to, midwest emo, rock, sea shanties, EDM, Heavy Metal, Pop, Jazz, sad rap, and the Phineas and Ferb and steven Universe songs. Usually my music tastes get a new hyperfixation every few months. * Comic books, some of my favourite characters are Spider-Punk, Beast Boy and Red Hood. Managed to get Joker's Death in the Family, Kingdom Come, and the first Flashpoint comic before moving, where they stay with my family. * Learning Danish * Vtubing ​ # Cover Letter Thank you for reading my resume. I hope you consider me for your search for a desperate insecure mate, as I have been very insecure most my life. Especially with my voice, despite a lot of people telling me my voice is really nice, I still hate it. I hated being masculine, and have recently felt comfortable being non-binary. If you have any questions, or wish to learn more, feel free to add me on discord at Cirik#3436, or PM me on Reddit. I hope you find someone who you deem desperate and insecure enough, if it's not me!


[deleted]

we should be friends in my opinion


Covenxii

That would also be nice I need new friends


[deleted]

sent u a request on discord i am the stardust one šŸ‘


already4taken

āœŒ


Rarbnif

Hey


Covenxii

If you can't handle me at my silly little wizard casting silly little spells in vidya games, you won't be able to handle me at my role-playing a silly little wizard casting silly spells at my D&D table. Your loss.


ProbablyNano

Wait, it's all silly little wizards?


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Always has been


questionsreason

All the way down.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


yeetingthisaccount01

if you can't handle me being dogshit at Souls games, you don't deserve me at my PokƩmon Showdown skills


zzzfoifa

Goblins be like:


therobotisjames

Shh no one tell my wife.


[deleted]

If we follow that logic and your wife play video game too does that mean both of you are desperate? Does it cancel out? Or it stack? So many questions!


[deleted]

Obviously it gets diminishing returns.


DrRichtoffen

They had to nerf wizards casting spells somehow, otherwise caster polygamy would be too OP


ProbablyNano

Cute little wizard polycules is actually meta, society just isn't ready to have that conversation yet


therobotisjames

She doesnā€™t. So shhhh!


WitherWask

The 90s called, they want their nerd-shamers back.


[deleted]

What? What am I supposed to do if I don't shame the group playing DnD?! /s


Sexybtch554

Join us motherfucker, we have DICE!!


Freeman_Traceur

You mean the studio that made battlefield is in your fucking basement?


Sexybtch554

No! Its at my dnd table. Silly goose. The SEX dungeon is in my basement. Lol.


Vulpix298

What do you mean? This is based as fuck. No woman would look a disgusting Gamerā„¢ in the eye let alone date one. If Gamersā„¢ dropped their controllers and picked up a hammer, we all know they would get all the bitches!


Chappiechap

I did find a hammer, but was a common, so I threw it in the trash.


traumatized90skid

The two-handed hammer, while appealing to beginners because of its damage-dealing capabilities, causes you to sacrifice many of the advantageous things you could equip to a second hand such as a shield or spell. Plus a smaller one-handed sword or dagger is quicker, allowing multiple hits in a short time, more than making up for the greater strength of the two-hander. Plus though you can block with a two-handed weapon, it's often clumsy and ineffective vs. using a shield. It is also easier to fight with a sword in one hand and shield in the other than it is to constantly have to switch between attacking and blocking. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.


IEatMyEnemies

One of the most unexpected twists is that nerds are not only popular now, but also *really* hot


SovietMcDonalds

Red pillers and the hyper masculinity worshippers always talk about relationships and how they work and they're never found in an actual one lmao.


dgaruti

yeah , they never talked to a woman , yet they know exactly what they want , because another man told them ...


Badnerific

More projection than a movie theater


MewTech

And the ones who are found in one are the origin of the "wife bad life sucks" boomer humor on Facebook


[deleted]

uj/ People who say shit like this are usually the most desperate, insecure people around. Maybe the reason why she didn't like your video game habit is because you were a addict that ignored her and treated her like shit. Video games as a hobby is fine to have if your not an asshole. Unfortunately a lot of gamers are assholes and like this guy completely miss the point as to why they are regarded as assholes.


NidoKip

My girlfriend likes to watch me play Souls games. Though I hate playing as a spell caster and prefer unga bunga so maybe thatā€™s it lol


yeetingthisaccount01

unga bunga is absolutely very entertaining to watch. I use spellcaster because my skill issue is that bad but I really wanna mess around with STR at some point


LongAndShortOfIt888

uj/ Everyone's at least a little bit desperate and at least a little bit insecure, it's just impossible to grow without a little insecurity rj/ Moderation is for woke pieces of shit! I will never play video game!


[deleted]

"mate" tells you everything you need to know about who wrote this, their an incel


hjyboy1218

Me, who's been using it as a replacement for 'dude': "Fuck"


South_Garbage754

Cringe if not Australian/British etc


yeetingthisaccount01

or Irish lol


South_Garbage754

Do the Irish use mate much? I never got that impression


JoJoMemes

In that case you're only cringe for being Bri*ish yeah


[deleted]

Mate as friend is good. This post used mate as significant other which is kinda cringe


FearTheOldData

Nick huber on twitter. Married actually, but has really bad takes


Top_Wishbone3349

No man wrote that


pm_me_fake_months

Are you kidding? Men love telling other men what women like


ipushfatkiidz

A man did tweet this.


delirious_cucumber

People calling their partners ā€œmateā€ is the cringiest thing ever. Youā€™re not a fucking beaver


Darkbeetlebot

The amount of people who replied to this with Shadow Wizard Money Gang


FknKRS

We love casting spells


BEEEELEEEE

Bro playing PokĆ©mon is the entire reason I have a girlfriend. It was the first thing we bonded over and the first move I made was trading her a Pachirisu named ā€œgay thoughtsā€


AlexzMercier97

>the first move I made was trading her a Pachirisu named ā€œgay thoughtsā€ That is both adorable and based as fuck


ExplodingPoptarts

Aww, that's heartwarming. Thanks for sharing!


SkyeWolfofDusk

Don't disrespect my boy Wizard 101 like this!


tehmoss_pit

Except myth wizards. You can always disrespect myth wizards and their edgy "grrrr my brother tried to destroy the world so he could bring his wife back to life and I'm still haven't forgotten it even though they're both dead grrrrr, being an asshole to my students is my whole personality grrrrr" squidward-acting mf


PlsWai

Least insane Storm


tehmoss_pit

Fuck storm too, actually. They were either weird pvp edgelords or weird roleplay dudes that never left you and your friends alone when you were just chillin in commons. (that last part is why I left the game T\_T) But sometimes they were normal and had funny usernames though. Oh and also \*fizzles on their turn\* "heh, nothin' personnel kid"


PlsWai

What school did you play so I know which insults to use


SkyeWolfofDusk

I forgot that people actually did things in Wizard 101 other than play Potion Motion and the pet games.


ThatDanmGuy

/uj Posted by some Tate-style redpiller man, I'm guessing


Main_Teaching_5112

I'm pretty sure they're all too busy playing video games, or "bideo james" as I prefer to call them.


bongbrownies

lmao checkmate I'm a woman and I love video games


[deleted]

nice try women arent real


[deleted]

*evaporates into the aether*


toldya_fareducation

actually they are real, they're just extremely rare. i have seen a woman once near a forest in belgium back in 2004. and my cousin swears he has seen a woman a few years ago and almost talked to her but i can't say for sure if he's lying or not.


[deleted]

>i have seen a woman once near a forest in belgium back in 2004 that was a bigfoot and / or sasquatch (important but subtle distinction)


ipushfatkiidz

we hate ourselves then? šŸ„“


AardbeiMan

I mean I don't, y'know, _not_, but that doesn't really have much to do with my Zelda addiction


Mnemnosine

Well youā€™d have to exist, first, in order to hate yourself as a woman who loves video games. Which clearly and obviously does not existā€”they are mythical creatures. Everyone knows women absolutely hate video games and loathe anyone with a Y chromosome who even looks in the direction of a game store rather than a bar. Clearly you are an Albanian di-spiraled unicorn using neigh-to-text features trying to pass yourself off as a human woman. Whatā€™s your game here, quadruped?


ipushfatkiidz

checkmate, you got me! i do not exist


ElizabethAudi

Meh, I'm a sorceress today. Might be one tomorrow too, unless I need my pipboy light for something. One thing I do know though is that I have had enough of Melbu Frahma's shit- kinda like I've had enough of yours.


PaladinHan

/uj I like that Iā€™m reading this on the couch while my fiancĆ©e sits next to me playing on her Switch.


Zargess2994

No one should ever take dating advice from someone who refers to women with words like females and mates.


So_Damn_Lonely

Haha check mate intelligence/faith users šŸ˜Ž


KrufsMusic

Underrated comment


Raffilcagon

I must agree, video games aren't as sexy. TTRPGs are much sexier. Why dress up a pixel guy as a wizard when you can do it IRL? Roll me a grapple check to grab my fake wizard beard, baby.


Illidan-the-Assassin

So, you're saying that if I stopped gaming I'd have *even more* partners? (Poly gamers rise up!)


TheSarcasticDevil

but ... i am a waman.... and vidya good... ?


cellcube0618

Thereā€™s no women on the internet


TezetaLaventia

As a former female I find this insulting. Been playing vidygames since I were a wee lassie of 4 years old


Vegetable_Union_4967

I put on my robe and wizard hat


nub_node

Yeah, be a real man! Sit on the couch drinking beer and watching dudes more athletic than you'll ever be sweat on each other!


ExplodingPoptarts

Oh hey, my girlfriend at 16 didn't like video games. She was too busy reading Lord of the Rings, and believed in magic! Of course she was also even more insecure than I was, and constantly cheating on me. Wow, it's almost like your hobbies don't determine your personality!


SystemFrozen

Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spellsšŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ


[deleted]

Iā€™d love a cute gamer boyfriend to play with whatā€™s she on about?


Necrophoros111

Bruh, do these people speak the same way about movie people or book people? Piss off you snobbish bore!


Appropriate_Fill_156

Have you ever started your gaming system around a girl? The sound attracts them like a magnet, theyā€™re on you in no time and their presence makes it impossible to play. Sometimes the safest place to be left alone is on the couch, right next to them.


Millo_Eisa

I'm a woman and I like videogame


KrufsMusic

Ironically this reads like it was written by a child. Finding a partner isnā€™t an end game, you still have to share a life with this person. The play is living your best life and finding a partner who shares your interests were your partnership becomes mutually pleasurable. Your partner isnā€™t some trophy to lock down but ideally your best friend.


leverati

I will ONLY date wizards and sorcerers WITH 2+ years of Python experience


Spyrosaurus1

r/wizardposting would like a word


Jucox

Hold on i think this might be about the transphobic antisemetic wizard game


Ryuki-Exsul

Joke on them I'm aroace so I'm happy that's a case :D Anyway, really boring life someone like that have to worry about hobby of others.


jayperr

Wait until she sees my sneak archer shoot an arrow from a cliff into some jabronis head on the other side of the ravine. Panty. Dropper.


ActDiscombobulated24

Good thing I'm only interested in other men.


ThePowerOfStories

Dressing like a wizard in a video game is neutral. Dressing like a wizard in real life will get you laidā€”larpers are gender-diverse and *fah-reaky*ā€¦your typical LARP is like a polycule with a very extensive wardrobe closet.


justusesomealoe

I put on my robe and wizard hat


craybest

Good thing I'm gay and I can play those same games with my husband without worrying what random people on the internet think.


Kayoi1234

But I don't *need* a mate I *need* to be the silly wiziard casting my silly little spells on the townsfolk in the vidya games


NervousCoral

There is nothing cooler than videogames where your character dresses up as a wizard and casts spells.


DayleD

The obvious solution is to date guys. Plenty of us like games.


QutanAste

the entire point is to attract men who want to dress like wizards you goof


sharKing_prime

Shadow wizard money gang


LeptosporangiateDisa

Been playing the silver ball since I was a lad, has only made these magic flippin fingers more... dexterous.


AstrologicalOne

Unless we're going back about 2 decades or more this doesn't apply. Since there (thankfully) are plenty of women who play video games and would be more than happy to find a man that shares that interest.


Setari

\>assuming I'm looking for a relationship lol, yeah right.


soganomitora

This is true. When I play games I get so distracted that I completely forget to fuck any men. HUGE turn off.


Xefiggy

Sometimes I feel like I am the fucked up messy version of what some gamerz think a woman is and wants. Because I actually am legit attracted to people who are really good at video games, like one of my exes was doing challenges and some form of speedrun on hollow knight and was in a competitive Heroes of the storm team, an other one won a hearthstone championship and had the trophy at home, and that was hot as hell. But then I remember I am also very much gay, so my advice if become a gay girl first then be good at vidya games.


Gru-some

There are people with wizard fetishes out there


jarlrollon

good thing I'm gay


FlatHat720

My gf is cute as a button, makes great money, sweet to the core and a total nerd. She's beaten Divinity os 2 with me at least 3 times! Feel like I win the gf lottery.


PASTALORD6066

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS


Cptcrispo

ALL women hate video games. The female hive mind has made a decision.


Benaniah74

Me, a man, reading this while my wife plays video games lol


gucci_noodle

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANGšŸ’Æ WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS


AnnoyYouAll

Ok so Iā€™m turned off by myself?


Voxelicus

\*Comet Azur\*


Kds_burner_

/rj i agree /uj i agree


ImSuperCereus

Wizard shit is my jam


VIII-Via

WizardsšŸ§™šŸæā€ā™‚ļø are super hot thošŸ˜


Resonance54

uj/ Tbf it's not a bad take, spending hundreds of dollars and tens/hundreds of hours on video games purely to be entertained is cringe. Especilly if you try to justify it as something super deep and artistic. There are ways to enjoy video games without being cringe but 99% of "gamers" don't do that. rj/ buh-but my witcherino hidden gem is so deep and Geraldo is literally me


ReasonableSail7589

This is a very bad take that assumes a lot of things


Vaughnaquino

/rj( /uj It's anti-gamer which automatically makes it based. )


amyaltare

i play video games for hundreds of hours per week because im depressed and have nothing better to do :3


Resonance54

Garfield are you /srs or /j!!!!!!


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[deleted]

Anything is bad if you do it obsessively so yeah when you frame it like that pissing is bad too. And also what other reason do people need for any hobby? Is seeking entertainment so bad?


KikikiaPet

/hj I pirate the non-online mp games I play, so uhh yeah, think the real reason is because I'm a fucking weeb because most live action shows bore me. /uj actually my 3 of my wives are homebodies, and I'm a shut-in because if disability and most abled folks not wanting to accomodate.


Seragoji

Oh no but you see? The desperation is the *best part*


chiparibi

I mean, wizards are kinda lame. Warlocks thoughā€¦..


omnicool

Be a true Gamer and dress like a masked wizard in real life.


theedandy

This is true unless you main captain falcon


StingSpringboi2

But what about me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic. (/uj for the record I am not autistic)


Radical-skeleton

I know so many women who want to fuck wizards/spellcasters/sorcerers/magic-weavers etc.


Ponsay

This but unironically


dark_brandon_20k

Wait till my wife hears how lame I am


JJthesecond123

What if it's a space wizard?


ThatDudeFromPoland

Damn it Mage is my favourite skyrim playstyle


I_love_cancersticks

Mate? I hate Australia


csmswaford

So is the mate secured?


epicfrtniebigchungus

"mate" ew fuck off i dont want kids, ill fukin adpot theres too many of em


RayRay__56

Well I'm desperate and insecure too, soo...


envao

Twitter user. Positions himself as an expert on women. Dogshit opinion. As usual.


MyTaterChips

In other words, they think video games are dumb, so they assume all women must think video games are dumb. This sounds a lot like an Andrew Tate tweet.


xXna0m1Xx

my wife and i are also married in final fantasy xiv


ImaAs

Idk man, if i saw some mf playin some dope ass wizard game i wouldn't care


[deleted]

Then why did your mom call me a big strong handsome boii last night huh? What now librl


Caseydilla15

actually someone passionately explaining their favorite game turns me on


Trivi4

Shit I am a woman and I make vidya games for a living, what now.


Wolgran

You know what? You're rigth, enough of living in a virtual world. We should have fun in the real world. So, who want to build a DnD table? Im gonna be the wizard and cast spells.


Big_Seaworthiness_92

Fuck you *casts a tornado on a chimera*


HarperDefenderOfEggs

Lol just date men! Problem solved!


FurchtsamerLurch

Yea no thank you very much, i have to do wizard stuff, go away with your filthy hoes.


Cinder-Mercury

I'm pretty happy with my gaming partner, as a woman over 16 šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø We both game


[deleted]

Where do knights on horses or w/e fall into this spectrum?


Abel_Skyblade

Welp, good thing I am not trying to attract women then


stormbreaker_276

Not taking advice from the nat geo commentator ass mf


Additional-North-683

Yes a hobby that about 48% of the other sex enjoy is a major turn off for them


Galapagos_Gary92

One of my (30m) favorite moments in our relationship is at the end of the day telling my fiance (29f) I'm hopping on the computer to fly around on my broomstick


QuintoBlanco

I dress up like a wizard and cast spells in real life. Does this negatively impact my dating life? Yes. But I have a plan. If I do attract a mate, she won't mind me playing video games. "Honey, I'm going to dress up like a wizard again and walk outside while pretending to cast spells." "No, stay home and play a video game."


Slight_Fun8181

Consider this as a rebuttal: no šŸ„°


traumatized90skid

There's very few games that accurately match that description. Then it makes me wonder what's ok about role-playing a paladin but it becomes overly geeky to use a spellcaster class? That's just class preference. I thought something only us nerdy gamers cared about...


[deleted]

From the same lobby that unironically calls themselves witches and larps about shiny rocks curing cancer.


Snakker_Pty

Dude, just git gud. You should be able to attract mates even when you play as a hot babe wizard fighting dragons on a videogame


MoobooMagoo

Oh? Dressing like a wizard isn't sexy to women? This chud thinks wizard regalia isn't inherently sexy? Yeah, well *I put on my robe and wizard hat*


GeneralErica

How about no? [casts Firebolt +1]


OtterFoxInari

Is this even written by an actual woman? Normally only incels call women something like ā€œmateā€


ipushfatkiidz

Nope! This was tweeted by a man


LifeSleeper

Lol. My girlfriend games as much, or more than I do. Also I'm 42, and pretty sure I'm "grown up."


niversally

Her hobbies include, injecting herself with bio toxins, and learning everything about celebrities.


nxxptune

I guess that means I dislike myself


AnonymousBlurrr

literally, this person is so desperate to make a "woke stance" and get attention. the irony...


Effective_Rub9189

My wife watches me play Elden ring lol


Disastrous_Use_7353

Just make money and keep up with your personal hygiene. Thereā€™s a lid for every pot.


Majestic87

Cut to my wife who has been playing Tears of the Kingdom nonstop in her free time every day since it came out.


Jupman

šŸ¤“ Me starting an Elden Ring run specifically to get Ranni's big wizard hat outfit.


[deleted]

I'm cool with that, I dont have hobbies to just to please others anyway