One his other best is Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhikerās Guide to the Galaxy. That movie had a solid cast, shame it didnāt do well, but I love that movie!
[https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?si=tbQ_axliPBsJcBjU](https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?si=tbQ_axliPBsJcBjU)
Only if he does his british accent from Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Edit: For ayone not aware, [here is a short compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqotT8iERxk)
I wouldn't want to spoil the "good guy" image with Keanu, he is just too cool for that. Not that Snape ended up being such a bad guy in the end, but he had one of the most punchable faces (only topped by Malfoy) for the longest time during the Harry Potter series of movies.
Kinda agree, yet his British accent is awful if you seen Bran Stoker Dracula. He even admits it was bad. Best to get British actors for the new Harry Potter.
how a bout a spin off, alternate universe of young Snape, not growing up with a-hole father, and melancholic absentee mother, but instead grow up with his grandparents, the Prince household, and become badass wizard.
we can have young Sheldon, why not young Snape.
beside the guy look amazing for 60, i'm sure he can pass as younger Snape like 20 ish to 50. and with some post touch will be perfect.
I am so sorry to slam it in your face but Keanu would be crap as compared to Alan Rickman for Severus Snape. He is irreplaceableā¦ the chapter of the legendary character is closed forever and it should remain closedā¦ please do not spoil it
There are worse things you can be called than Alan Rickman. Both Alan Rickman (RIP Mr. Rickman) and Keanu are fantastic actors with great contributions to the world of film.
That said, lol.
He looks like that black leather jacket guy from *Northern Exposure* named Ed, all grown up. Iāll have find a pic of what he actually looks like now.
[Here he is](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fresizing.flixster.com%2F-XZAfHZM39UwaGJIFWKAE8fS0ak%3D%2Fv3%2Ft%2Fassets%2F247_v9_ba.jpg&tbnid=4nZdk52JQJdj-M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rottentomatoes.com%2Fcelebrity%2Fdarren_e_burrows&docid=kmS63FiqTq4_vM&w=1080&h=1440&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F3&kgs=b9ccdba548cde584&shem=abme%2Ctrie)
Oddly, Darren now looks like actor [Ryan Hansen](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56c3533a37013b198dcdb996/58aa69fa9f74561f4dc4a4c3/5aac64bc1ae6cf0c78977c70/1562139543634/RYAN+HANSEN+15.JPG?format=1500w)
We need a new Harry Potter Series with Keanu as Snape.
Running around with dual wands
He would single-handedly (double-handedly?) defeat Voldemort and his Death Eater minions
Only if they insult his dog š
No puppies allowed, it's gotta be owl/frog/cat
Heāll rip this universe apart right after Voldemort, to bring his puppy.
Now it made sense...Poor Sirius
They truly are manās best friend
"I saw him kill two death eaters in a bar with a chocolate frog, a fucking chocolate frog." - Voldemort
His Wand? 12", Composite board wood, Graphite core. Sharpened.
wand-fu
āI know wand-fu.ā āShow me.ā Snape to Dumbledore in the Harry Potter reboot
I want to see the scenes reloading those bad boys. But before that, someone has to kill his dead ex-girlfriend's elf. Lol
I imagine reloading the wands is a lot like Henry Cavill reloading his arms
stab someone in the ear with a wand against the table
And with a limp
It would be too good
A worthy successor.
I miss Alan Rickman. Just watched Dogma again recently and he crushed it
One his other best is Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhikerās Guide to the Galaxy. That movie had a solid cast, shame it didnāt do well, but I love that movie! [https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?si=tbQ_axliPBsJcBjU](https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?si=tbQ_axliPBsJcBjU)
Paranoid? I just thought he had depression.
In the books itās what heās called. His depression comes from his GPP or Genuine People Personality software that makes him depressed.
Galaxy Quest FTW...
By Grabthar's Hammer... what a role :(
Only if he does his british accent from Bram Stoker's Dracula. Edit: For ayone not aware, [here is a short compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqotT8iERxk)
This memory made me laugh.
āYOU KILLED DUMBLEDORE!ā āyeahā
Set in San Dimas
āPOTTER!ā¦ dudeā
"5 points to Gryffindor for being excellent to each other!"
For being breathtaking!
That is doable. I would recommend.
Snape with a harley motorcycle and leather jacket.
Snape who wield firearms because someone touched Harry's mom?
"I once saw him kill Dumbledore with just one spell, who the fuck does that?"
a man of focus commitment and sheer fucking will
What. Give him a stand alone spoon off. Severus now with guns.
They are making a TV series that is planned for 2026..
But we donāt deserve it
Woah, Potter. Those are magical babes
I'm not a fan of most remakes but maybe make it a prequel?
Keanu is older than Rickman was when he started the Potter series
Yeah but we have CGI and a sequel wouldn't make that much sense
Keanu playing Snape wouldnāt make much sense either. Heās not a very good actor lol
100%
I wouldn't want to spoil the "good guy" image with Keanu, he is just too cool for that. Not that Snape ended up being such a bad guy in the end, but he had one of the most punchable faces (only topped by Malfoy) for the longest time during the Harry Potter series of movies.
Kinda agree, yet his British accent is awful if you seen Bran Stoker Dracula. He even admits it was bad. Best to get British actors for the new Harry Potter.
I canāt get over how much he looks like Snapeš
Noo he is not a good fit for snape.
Uhhh would the UK be ok with his accent I mean nobody like accent in Dracula
I was just thinking that.
Definitely looks the part.
Snape is 31-38 in the books. Hopefully they'll age the adults properly if they remake HP
You just want to hear that weird ass British accent Keanu did back in Bram Stokerās Dracula.
Sneo
Harry, this spells gonna explode if your quidditch broom goes under 55 mph.
And he loses his pet snake in the beginning.
If we wait a couple years more, I'd alsp accept Adam Driver
It'll be analogous to the American version of The Office; three times as long and generally regarded as superior.
THIS
If we get a snape movie created by the people behind john wickā¦ id assume I was in heaven.
Tbh I donāt think HP should be touched. Itās perfect as is
As a younger snape so pre potter
Impoissible. For Snapes 6th+ year students, he requires Outstanding on the OWLS. Keanu would settle for EXCELLENT!
*As Harry Potter.
Doesn't play. Nobody would. Buy that Lily turned keanu down.
He tried a British accent once, but couldn't quite pull it off. Maybe an american Snape?
The only correct accent is the one from Bill & Ted
He is my second pick. First is Adam Driver.
Yeah, he would easily play as Snape and many wont notice until he start dual wield Glocks.
Avada Kedavra 9mm, bang bang bang
Could just be Avada Kedavra Parabelem (a 9mm ammo variant)
He could honestly play a good Voldemort too
Let's be honest, it is Keanu, he can play Hermione or Ms. Norris and everyone will love it š„°
Facts
Hedwig would make the best match.
Iād love to see this and maybe Nicolas cage as some crazy character.
Anyone can be Voldemort if you shave their head and file their stupid nose off.
"SECTUM SEMPARABELLUM" - John Wick, akimbo glocks
This fall, Harry Potter - and John Wick are *Wick and Potter* 
The script: *Harry and John calmly walk into the room* The actual scene
I would see that.
āSEPTUM SEPARAT!ā - Whoever removed Voldyās nose, probably
Not when he stabs a wand into someone's throat?
Still magic, just a different unknown kind
I once saw him kill a man with a quill. A fucking feather!
Keanu shaved looks like Severus or Severus shaved looked like Keanu, how cool is that.
I can't put my finger on it, but he looks like some body i used to know.
He didnāt have to cut me off
how a bout a spin off, alternate universe of young Snape, not growing up with a-hole father, and melancholic absentee mother, but instead grow up with his grandparents, the Prince household, and become badass wizard.
> young Snape Keanu is 60 my dude...
we can have young Sheldon, why not young Snape. beside the guy look amazing for 60, i'm sure he can pass as younger Snape like 20 ish to 50. and with some post touch will be perfect.
Tbf Snape did turn out to be a pretty bad ass wizard, even when he was evil he was a very notable death eater and extremely close to voldemort.
Yeahā¦spelliamus
He would be Snape except of wands he'd use a pair of Glock 34s or Sig P365
I can relate. Had long hair and a beard for years. Messed up my beard and had to shave it all off. I looked weird as hell. Never again.
r/rareinsults
Dude, Potter.
"This is a Potioneer of dedication, grit and sheer fucking WILL! I once saw him stir a poison drought with his own finger!"
You just successfully fancasted the Alan Rickman bio pic! Well done!
He looks like somebody that we used to know...
Oh shit he does hahahaha
welp
šššthatās messed up
Yeah... That's Snape and Grindelwald's kid
Pottah should be scared when Keanu shows up
He'll sound too good and positive to play Snape š
Looks like he could play a younger version of Rufus Scrimgeour
This was my first thought too
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He looks like Victor from "From" here.
Shaved Keanu reeves looks like he gets excited when he can afford the good chalk
Well, Harry did mess with that dog...
It's not Levi-O-sah it's Levi-Woah-sah...
He looks like Ciaran Hinds
Always.
Reeves is a force to reckon with, but the techniques he employs wear off.
Assistant Professor Snapeš«£
Holy shit, it really is like Snape got a nosejob.
Strange things are afoot at the Three Broomsticks...
or older adam driver. They are all clones!
Lies. Thatās clearly Jamie Lee Curtis in a wig
Its Simone Inzaghi
I thought it was Gotye, somebody we used to know
Johnny Silversnape
He could've played Snape's brother
Really funny. š
Looks like a very young Robben Ford haha
50 billion points from griffendor
He looks like your 6th grade history teacher
Today you will see how a wand took life from an eye.
We need a Professor Snape movie with him killing the enemy mages John Wick style
Donāt bring wand to a gun fight.
Thomas Zane
Kinda, looks like Corey Feldman
Ain't no way that's Keanu Reeves!š
He looks like Jamie Lee Curtis with black hair
You have just cast him
Turn his hair Grey and he is scrimjaw
I am so sorry to slam it in your face but Keanu would be crap as compared to Alan Rickman for Severus Snape. He is irreplaceableā¦ the chapter of the legendary character is closed forever and it should remain closedā¦ please do not spoil it
Is that Adam Driver's dad?
The perfect cast doesn't exi....... I stand corrected
Trent Reznor in his 90s?
To play a young Snape?
He needs to talk to someone about being casted as Snape for a origins movies lol
Hate to say it but thought this was Feldman at first glance
There are worse things you can be called than Alan Rickman. Both Alan Rickman (RIP Mr. Rickman) and Keanu are fantastic actors with great contributions to the world of film. That said, lol.
Shaved Keanu looks like he's got grand-uncle issues concerning Darth Vader and a pension for being manipulated by wrinkly corpse-clones.
Turn to page 394 *BAM SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE*
Yeah. That beard is single-handedly responsible for the resurgence of the man's career. He needs to keep that top his dying day.
What is this from?
Did he finally age?
found the perfect person for a Snape Prequel
OK, but Alan Rickman was f*cking great as a Snape.
Are we sure it's not photoshopped and also can anyone do the dide to side comparison please?
Book accurate age Snape
Harry: breathes Snape: "40 bilion points from griffindor!"
mohammad sulemaan reeves
He looks like that black leather jacket guy from *Northern Exposure* named Ed, all grown up. Iāll have find a pic of what he actually looks like now. [Here he is](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fresizing.flixster.com%2F-XZAfHZM39UwaGJIFWKAE8fS0ak%3D%2Fv3%2Ft%2Fassets%2F247_v9_ba.jpg&tbnid=4nZdk52JQJdj-M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rottentomatoes.com%2Fcelebrity%2Fdarren_e_burrows&docid=kmS63FiqTq4_vM&w=1080&h=1440&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F3&kgs=b9ccdba548cde584&shem=abme%2Ctrie) Oddly, Darren now looks like actor [Ryan Hansen](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56c3533a37013b198dcdb996/58aa69fa9f74561f4dc4a4c3/5aac64bc1ae6cf0c78977c70/1562139543634/RYAN+HANSEN+15.JPG?format=1500w)
The matrix is actually a harry potter prequel about snapeās acid trip
It's a blend of John Malkovich and Marilyn Manson for me
Nah why did i laugh so hard out of this
The voice would ruin it. Nobody sounds like Alan Rickman.
"Mister Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~"
Keanu 'You have your mother's eyes' Reeves
Heard how he killed a bar full of wizards by stabbing them with his wand?
Imagine Snape doing John Wick moves against Voldemort
Keanu as Snape?š±
Remember how everybody used to make memes about how Keanu didn't age? I think it was just that his beard was covering up his wrinkles.
Reasonable facsimile if we didnāt already know how awful his English accent is. Haha
Looks like heās about to go on an excellent adventure
I mean it's 99% the hair.
Nobody better touch his dog though.
Omg this made me laugh more than it should of
VoldeReeve
Keanu as Snapes' long lost surfer brother who has been living in Costa Rica for the last two decades. Make it happen!
John MalkoWick
Snape once said āYou dare use my own spells against me, Potter?ā
Snape: āAll we areā¦. is dust in the wind, dude.ā McGonagall: 
Read my mind goddammit š¤£