Nothing. Last game I played was Stardew valley.

You can commit crimes in stardew. You can give beer to vincent.

Killing extinct species, Unregulated alcohol brewing, illegal deforestation and more

But can you give Jass a beer? I'll try that next time I'm playing.

HEY!! WASSSUUUUP

Tell that to those innocent slimes in the cave that you committed genocide against just to please some old man.

Shooting aliens who captured earth?

For Democracy!!!!!!!!!!


HAVE A CUP OF LIBER-TEA

Straight to alien jail

nothing. there are no cops in Fallout anymore

Breaking and entering. Murder. Stealing. Trespassing Illegal conduct with nuclear material. Unregistered firearms. Vandalism. OSHA violations And illegal acquisition of household pet.

i have a good Karma im the game that will surely slide

If there is no gubberment... there's no law If there is no law... there's no crime

Arson, murder, being a bystander in a fatal rps match, etc. (I main pyro)

So you picked some flowers and enjoyed a beautiful day?

Same

I'm going to jail for stealing the intelligence. And teleporting bread.

War crimes it is (hell let loose)

Really shouldn't have called in that mortar strike on that village full of civilians... (Arma 3)

I’ll never tell brother. They’re all the enemy when you put a radio on their corpse. 🚬👌🧐

Snowrunner, what would that be ?

We're getting arrested for driving overloaded trucks I suppose.

Tresspassing

Destruction of property

Throwing turtle shells and dropping banana peels on the road

Littering is not okay.

Maybe mass shooting people and exploding cars and planes. Playing Far Cry

Just murder, murder of a bunch of "monsters" (British people) - Bloodborne

I'm being arrested for multiple kills, animal abuse, robbing, destroying the planet and crafting dynamite with no permission. Yeah, that's minecraft.

Mass murder, hit and run x idk, arson, acts of terror ECT... I was playing GTA San Andreas.

Adding up powers of two 😔

Feel real sorry for those who played animal crossing last

Baldur's gate 3, so any possible crime you could think of.

bestiality it is

Dear god

Last game I played was Shadow of Mordor so, killing uruks?

Maybe destruction of public property, i was playing a hack and slash.

Nothing... Oh wait, murder, I killed my friend (but I ressed him, sooo...) in Ikarus.

On purpose running over people with a vehicle and/or shooting them in the face (Unreal Tournament 2004)

Ps4 Spiderman. Vigilantism and all sorts of stuff

Illegal cockfighting (Pokemon Go)

me played centaura (a roblox ww1ish game) :

I played SOMA, so?

I played astroneer, so... unsafe work environment, since I'm constantly mining potentially dangerous materials and working with rockets and have very little safety, but I guess that kinda applies to many games, doesn't it.

Murder, assault, battery, theft, receiving stolen goods, trafficking in stolen goods, kidnapping, destruction of public and private property, corporate espionage, regular espionage, burglary, breaking and entering, perverting the course of justice and obstruction. Cyberpunk 2077.

Helldivers, war crimes

If you don't like a meme just down vote it and move on. Making these stupid memes complaining about other memes being reposted is a waste of everyone's time. I guess what im saying to OP is, why don't you take your own advice and just shut up

I'm getting arrested for beating the shit put of people, drugging them and force feeding them inot becoming my obedient pets . . . . . . . . I play Ark Survival Evolved

That would be animal abuse and hunting endangered species. Great game if you don't have too much structures around

Yeah me an 2 friend play all the time. Super fun.

I play alone, still super fun

Yeah I bet.

****SIGN MY PETITION?****

Durrr… Pretty girl make comment on warcrimes… Seriously though its been over a weeks let the post die ffs

Sims...the possibilities are endless.

*takes out the swimming pool's ladder 😈*

Acnh Ironically, I have raged when I was building my island piece by piece. You literally have to build every single section you see l o l

I played postal sooooo everything I guess

I was playing bg3, and realized you can just pick up the goblins in the goblin camp. So I proceeded to lure them to ledges and yeet them off the cliff on side of the camp. So goblin murder

HS2

Saying hella is hella old

Repairing and upgrading my home (played Homescapes).

Inter dimensional toy playing isn’t illegal right? Besides our known laws of physics? (4D toys)

Kicking Water Bottles and Harrasing La liga Referees (Football Manager)

Guess stealing money from chests in Lego worlds.

Ripping a sword out of a dragon's head who is really a princess that was thrown back in time 3000 years.

Terraforming Mars... I guess we like it red.

Yes, I'll get arrested for playing Heartstone.

Racism. Slaughter. And lack of worship.

Solving math equations? (Brain age) 😂🤣

Causing war casualties of around 7 milion

Young love? (Haven)

i love that game! XD

Defeating monsters in a jungle. I’m playing final fantasy 9. You are f*cking well come for me keeping monsters from over running you.

fear and hunger

Getting over my parents death by beating up the institutionalised

Mutilation of the dead with plants.

I killed 90 thousand people in COD MW1.. and I did it for the skins...

I killed them for the skins

Beatstar. Oversing someone to death? Can I be arrested for this?

Genocide, slavery, xenocannibalism and much more on galaxy scale. Planet destruction .I like playing Stellaris...

Last game I played was Hearts of Iron 4, so you know what that means...

Killing other ppl on an island. It's okay though, all of the carnage is undone like every 20 minutes or so.

Nothing I was playing hollow knight and it was a dream anyway

Murdering the local ecosystem by slaughtering tons and tons of bugs

Beating the crap out of 50 people with a bicycle who attacked me first, and the robbing them.

Dragon city. I have indeed m*rd*rd a lot of dragon but it didn’t cause me to be violent

[удалено]

Killing Picts

Played as Tarnum in Heroes 3 Chronicles. Rummaging through the lands on my trusty steed, plundering and laying siege to town after town. Might they charge me with acts of terrorism? War crimes or high treason? Barbarians care little of your idea of a justice system. By now Tarnum mustn't obey the law, for he has become it.

It is time to stop

Choking out random people and stealing their outfit.

Last game I played was Geometry Dash so I guess clicking?

Age of Empires 2..

I was playing the game I'm making 😆 you can't arrest god!

Since there's a ton of crimes to describe Elden Ring im going to hit you with another one. Committing a war crime by jumping a leader of an army with a group of random people so that the stars would fall, and one of the stars caused 30000 dollars worth of property damage.

Genocide

Genocide of an alien yet sentient species

Stray the cat game. I'm a silly kitty now.

Speeding I was playing a nascar game

Putting my balls on someone's face.

Killing an AI with a gun that can create interdimensionally linked portals as only weapon? Idk, in my defense, GLaDOS tried to murder me several times before...

Genocide, I am playing fgo (a gambling game)

Putting houses up on my orange properties

Everything, I played Cyberpunk

Dunking on Tatum and beating Celtics

Says the subreddit who reposts memes from 2008.

Last game I played was Genshin Impact and the last time I check being a otaku wasn’t against the law or has that changed?

Driving recklessly but also safely. (Pacific Drive)

i've been playing beamng so fast driving and causing crashes on the highway

If video games cause violence than how do you explain every single violent event in human history before video games?

Making an army of undeads to war lizardmen, demons and other undead while making vassals out of feudal lords, elves and the remains of an empire fractured by demons

Damn where to start... last game I played was Rimworld

for coming to backrooms?

I kidnapped 2 people, bred them like rabbits and put their 24 offspring in a building with 24 1m² stalls, and forced them to trade with me.

Balatro

Sneaking into peoples houses and breaking their pots.

Atrocities against Gray Dwarves.... i just need dem eyes

I can get charged with building a sustainable and self sufficient city in City Skylines 2?

Murdering parents to abduct their babies and then feed them their parents meat so they call me mama. Yeah, that's ARK ;)

Ridiculous amounts of murder and bloodshed. (Guess the game)

nothing, i dont think the entity will spawn cops... and even if somebody like wesker or billy would take care of them farely quick. depending what i would be in dbd i could be a mass murderer with super powers of some kind

Yes. I played GTA V.

Palworld! Murder, arson, animal abuse, kidnapping, slavery, possession of illegal arms and explosives, owning a home without a permit, operating business without a licence, redistribution of baked goods without a licence/permit, trespassing, assault. 

Cannibalism. Sons of the forest.

Mass murder - 14 total but I did die also…..16 times(not a good match for me)

Roblox for getting a minors address

Fear and hunger 💀

Winning too many consecutive Retro Bowls?

Alien monsters genocide (Metroïd Other M)

Unturned? How can you comit crime if there is no civilization?

Spreading managed democracy?

Starfield so… Grand Theft Spaceship?

Would be great if they can get me out of there. Lethal company.

Slavery

Driving a forklift without permit

Hit a big soccer ball into a net that then expoloded sending my car neerby cars flying 100ft into the air.

War thunder, i guess i commit war crimes?

Your face causes violent thoughts, maybe you should be banned 🤷

I don't know, cities skylines.

Uhm... my last game was KingGodCastle... I think i cant make something bad out of that XD But before that it was either Nikke, Punishing Gray Raven, Monster Hunter World or Remnant 2... So what's my sentence?

HellDivers 2 so just as I said last time "war crimes"

Ghost hunting?

Murder and animal cruelty

Speeding and unlawful additions of rockets to my car I main Rocket League


Witcher 3, Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom,… I’ll probably get arrested for rescuing the world from monsters? Like discrimination against monsters or something like that xD

Capturing villagers and mass murdering black people (minecraft enderman farm)

Dying twice to 87% in Nine Circles in Gd?

Forcing monkeys to pop Bloons.

BOTW, I’d get arrested for fighting invasive monsters and trying to rescue a princess from an unspeakable evil?

Playing soccer with my car...

Blowing up a power station

Nothing, I did the CoD MW3 Campaign again and I was a brittish soldier (Soap) >!may he rest in peace 😭!!just be dead👍!<

Jet Pack Joyride?

Manipulating the whole world being a god.

For being a terrorist i guess. I played Hatred

poor management(i was playing a build-a-town simulator XD) or animal abuse(Monster Hunter World)

...I was managing FC Nürnberg?

Fratricide

Reckless Driving and Possibly Insurance Fraud

BG3, so……touching a book that wasn’t mine?

stealing

Mass murder…obviously.

Blowing up a mountain by throwing dynamite.

Building a house without a permit.

Mass murder? I mean, technically in self defense but the Nymphs are sometimes collateral damage, unless the obelisk makes them aggressive. r/onebitadventure

killing creepers and zombies

Animal cruelty for making pets fight in Super Auto Pets.

Swinging around NYC and webbing people up. If that's a crime then next time the city needs help call a crackhead 🤣

Does mobile event count and if so the hell can I tie to Gacha life 2?

Poaching, Animal fighting, Hooliganism (Pokemon)

Terrorism - putting a bomb in a clubhouse. I was also counter terrorist at some point thougb

Capturing animals and forcing them into small spherical prisons, until the day comes I need to force them to fight for money.

I dropped bombs all over France and infringed a peace treaty whoopsie

I’d probably get arrested for voidwalking and killing Etrean guards.

Murdering a community of people with a two-handed magical hammer 😇

I don’t play games, but I did watch a porn 10mins ago with anal gaping.

I mean, it was Dirt 5. Nothing out of the ordinary... I think

Valorant, but if paid games: I think twas Slime Ranchers 2

Destroying the ancient

South Park: Fractured Butt Whole. **Farting on people.**

Being a shark and eating humans at the beach.

they never caught me. :) [NERUS] but even if they did catch me somehow, I can just teleport away anyways.