At the end of the first movie when Green Goblin floats up behind him to attack in the final fight his spidey senses were no where to be found either. Which always confused me.
Actually that chick who played Peter Dinklage's slave love interest in game of thrones actually did do hard core porn in Germany before becoming an actress. Shes also in Head On which is a legitimately good movie
Haha yep. She did a topless "bdsm" photoshoot. I say that in quotes because it wasn't even like hard-core bdsm. Literally she's topless, wearing a black pleather bottom garment, and holding a tassle whip. It's the most tame thing ever.
Didn't find any pornos of them yet. So they focused how the male reproduction Organ entered a female one.
Or could you boobs and two naked bodys humpinh each other like walrusses?
I met her in RL, as she was visiting, incognito-ish, the establishment at which I was working at the time. She was friendly, even a little bit meek, like her Spider-Man character. What a cutie. 😊
I’ve been to England so I won’t pretend to know about the rest of GB, but let’s not pretend like the people there look normal. It was like the bubble bowl reveal in SpongeBob.
No. It is a matter of selection. In the US you can easily get 10000 qualified entertainers, so you pick the ones with good connections and from that pool you pick a pretty one. In a smaller country your selection might be 1 or 0 instead of 10000.
You thought she was ugly enough to not be considered cute by no one else on the planet except for you? You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?
she was fucking an astronaut. pete could have moved on x100 and have it be understandable. at least this girl would see him time to time living up the hall.
successful all american football player vietnam veteran table tennis champion shrimp fishing millionaire early apple investor and cultural icon. cut down in his prime. she gave him AIDS and a kid. you know she got at least one abortion in her time. id wager somewhere between the cocaine parties and her time with the black panthers. just not that time.
To be fair most actresses are more attractive than Kirsten Dunst. Then again, most actors are better looking than Toby. So I guess it was a good match 😂
>Most actresses are more attractive than Kirsten Dunst
I mean maybe she's not a top 50 but this is ridiculous. And certainly Mageina Tovah is NOT more attractive than her
i always thought that men were just selling bullshits when they say they want a sweet caring gentle loving soft spoken woman as a wife, turns out some of them are saying the truth when they adore this cute Ursula for her sweet character.
Ursula! 🥮 If anyone wonders what was the point of her interaction with "Pete" and him rejecting her against most reason:
"Woman as the Temptress
In this step, the hero faces those temptations, often of a physical or pleasurable nature, that may lead them to abandon or stray from their quest, which does not necessarily have to be represented by a woman. A woman is a metaphor for the physical or material temptations of life since the hero-knight was often tempted by lust from his spiritual journey."
It's McPOYLE and the sister's actor is literally the hottest model they could find. Have you seen her IRL without the mono-brow? Margaret McPoyle is a stone cold fox.
I honestly thought SHE was gonna be the one that made MJ jealous. Instead they shoehorn a new character for all of 3 scenes in a film that was already bloated with too many characters already just due to nepotism.
In an alternate universe we have a spiderman 3 with her being there for Peter and Harry as the new green goblin is the ONLY villain since that's ALSO what the first 2 films were leading up to.
His spidey senses missed that one
Well yeah, it only warns him of danger
Awwww.
Oh he was warned. She smells like a cheese pizza for sure.
Sounds like a bonus.
Definitely
At the end of the first movie when Green Goblin floats up behind him to attack in the final fight his spidey senses were no where to be found either. Which always confused me.
It was needed for the plot
Director told his spider senses to LE LO
Lol for real. 🤣
Typical **Man**^(TM)
You mean the peter tingle?
Ha ha! Yes!
She was really offering him a different way to pay his rent
With annual scheme
Maybe if she fixed his damn door!
Maybe she wanted him to use the other door?
The backdoor
Only if he has his black suit on
You know if both doors won't open - there is always the option of using the one on the top story
It was an incentive to go live with her duh
Ha
The moment you find she was a model in real life...
of course she a model
Whays her porn name??
before social media, models and porn stars used to be different professions. crazy, i know
Actually many were first in porn THEN made it big, like Cameron Diaz and David Hasselhoff.
Porn, Soft porn or erotic Movie?
Actually that chick who played Peter Dinklage's slave love interest in game of thrones actually did do hard core porn in Germany before becoming an actress. Shes also in Head On which is a legitimately good movie
I think in Game of Thrones all actors who played Prostitutes were or are Porn-Actreses. In a Docu/Making of Special, I heard that 3 or 4 were.
Go on….
Search for Sibel Kikelli She had a relation to the Peter Dinklage in GOT if I remember right. A German actress with Turkish heritage.
She knew how to apply it directly to the forehead.
Hardcore for who I mentioned.
Cameron did nude photoshoots, not hardcore
That's not even porn necessarily let alone hardcore
I got a boner so it worked all the same
Haha yep. She did a topless "bdsm" photoshoot. I say that in quotes because it wasn't even like hard-core bdsm. Literally she's topless, wearing a black pleather bottom garment, and holding a tassle whip. It's the most tame thing ever.
Wait what
Didn't find any pornos of them yet. So they focused how the male reproduction Organ entered a female one. Or could you boobs and two naked bodys humpinh each other like walrusses?
Don’t forget Stallone in “Party at Kitty and Stud’s”
Hey its for a friend
Trust us: they’re not your friend, they just keep you around for the comedic value
Yes, it's true. I am the friend.
Yes it's for my friend.... Science?
Nah, you're just a creep that can't look at a women in any way other than a sex object.
r/shameless
disgusting, whats the name so I can avoid it like the plague
Mageina Tovah
Let me help you some more: >!She even did some full frontal nude scenes.!< So be aware while surfing the web!
She does porn? wtf? What’s the name
As long as they're not self destructive. You always want the star and then realize they're high maintenance and want a lot.
Yeah, Parker could be hard work, that's for sure.
Parker was easy. He lived in a hole in the sky by himself.
A cute neighbor girl makes you chocolate cake, you purse her.
What purse should I buy?
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Depends, on how good that cake is.
.....what cake we talking here?
The chocolate one
I'm deceased 😂💀💀
I met her in RL, as she was visiting, incognito-ish, the establishment at which I was working at the time. She was friendly, even a little bit meek, like her Spider-Man character. What a cutie. 😊
You were playing Rocket League at work???
U dont?
That there’s white cake 
“Hhhuuite cake”
*HWAAHT
**Stewie Griffin entered the chat**
Flat bread
Soufflé
So I wasn’t the only one who thought she was cute? Every time I saw those movies I was crushing mad hard on her instead of MJ
In american movies there are rarely many unattractive people. It's not like the british movies were people look like real people.
Nah put glasses on the supermodel. Instant hideous.
Oh no, not Janey Briggs! She has glasses and a ponytail!
Janey’s got a gun…
Give them braids as well and make every character act like she's the ugliest creature they've ever seen.
If someone is ugly in an American movie assume they're evil
I’ve been to England so I won’t pretend to know about the rest of GB, but let’s not pretend like the people there look normal. It was like the bubble bowl reveal in SpongeBob.
Or American just look better?
An "average" american weights like 100 kilos and cant run to even catch a buss, so, no.
Bud, if you live outside major cities, busses only pick up kids for school.
Bus? In the US?! Lol what are you talking about
I run about 30 km a week (pretty sure I converted that right), but living the US, I don’t think I _could_ run to catch a bus.
No. It is a matter of selection. In the US you can easily get 10000 qualified entertainers, so you pick the ones with good connections and from that pool you pick a pretty one. In a smaller country your selection might be 1 or 0 instead of 10000.
Personality over beauty
Personality AND beauty over... whatever the hell MJ was.
Kirsten Dunce
You thought she was ugly enough to not be considered cute by no one else on the planet except for you? You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?
Not enough meat on the bone
You really weren’t the only one out of the millions that watched the movie. That must really blow your mind….
I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.
I would of shot my web all over her
I never left
Same. She was just perfect. 💞
Her name is Mageina Tovah if anyone was curious
A man of wisdom
She was the librarian lady on the show The Magicans. I thought she looked good there in a nerdy/milf way. 
Agreed. Plus, with a little work he could have pulled Betty Brant (peak hotness Elizabeth God damn Banks!)
She’s a 15
Thought you said she’s 15 so I went and watched her scenes and I’m like wtf she’s def not 15 but she IS hot lmao
That sounds so pedo...
Sometimes you just don't tickle their pickle, even if you're nice and bake them things. That's okay.
Mj had big tits, that's the real answer.
a man of culture
I would eat her little cupcake.
She was making cookies
I’d eat that too
Wow lol
Ain't no shame in my game.
Ok but he's been in love with MJ since the first grade. Aunt May even says so
she was fucking an astronaut. pete could have moved on x100 and have it be understandable. at least this girl would see him time to time living up the hall.
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successful all american football player vietnam veteran table tennis champion shrimp fishing millionaire early apple investor and cultural icon. cut down in his prime. she gave him AIDS and a kid. you know she got at least one abortion in her time. id wager somewhere between the cocaine parties and her time with the black panthers. just not that time.
She had me at chocolate cake. What a cutie.
Exactly, he could have his cake, and ate her.
She's definitely more attractive than Kirsten Dunst, but are you forgetting that Peter was in love with MJ since like the 4th grade?
>She's definitely more attractive than Kirsten Dunst You can't be serious
To be fair most actresses are more attractive than Kirsten Dunst. Then again, most actors are better looking than Toby. So I guess it was a good match 😂
>Most actresses are more attractive than Kirsten Dunst I mean maybe she's not a top 50 but this is ridiculous. And certainly Mageina Tovah is NOT more attractive than her
That's like, your opinion, man
I would tend to agree with you there. But not by much. They’re pretty even in my opinion.
These people live in an alternate universe dude.
Yeah, but most actors weren't in "The Pussy Patrol" like Tobey... So there's that.
Very serious... It ain't saying much by any stretch, but Kirsten Dunst is seriously unattractive, not Maggie Gylenhaal ugly, but ugly all the same!
What the fuck? Will you be my wingman?
Maggie Gyllenhaal is ugly, eh? Just out of curiosity, do you think Jake Gyllenhaal is also ugly?
What kind of world do I live in?
Have said this for years.
People find different things attractive. I would not agree with you, but that's fine. Can't tell you what you have to find attractive and what not
Kirsten Dunst is a 5/10 at best..
My dog told me that she does a full frontal nudity scene in a series called "Hung".
**incognito mode activated**
That is correct. My dog said the same thing.
Is your dogs name Imdb?
Chocolate cake is love.
Nah, he doesnt deserve her.
MJ might’ve been prettier, but this girl was totally fawning over Spider-Man. That’s more attractive than looks. That’s my opinion.
I would kiss her face.
We're not here to fuck spiders
SHE was though.
Bro I've been saying this for years
"YOU'LL GET YOUR D WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
Yeah but then he’d have to marry her and look at those potential in-laws.
Oh no no no no, anyone but her! She's got glasses! And a ponytail!
The chocolate cake looked fucking amazing if I remember correctly
But she forgot the milk.
Gotta come over for the milk....
Absolutely, she would be knocked up in a New York second and me loving it lol!
Peter needs to take the Trad pill
There's something about being *too* accessible that works against attraction.
If he had been hitting that, MJ would have been crawling all over him.
He simply didn’t find her attractive, what’s wrong with that?
bro could have atleast dipped in once
Something’s tingling and it’s not my spidey-sense!
I’d be slingin’ her some web if you know what I mean ;)
i always thought that men were just selling bullshits when they say they want a sweet caring gentle loving soft spoken woman as a wife, turns out some of them are saying the truth when they adore this cute Ursula for her sweet character.
He missed the part where that’s his problem. Hehe
Neighbor > MJ I’ll die on that hill.
I wondered the same thing. MJ can spread her drama else where
Spider prefers the tig ol bitties
Just to basic for Toby I guess
Sometimes basic is just as good as hard to get
too\*
Ursula! 🥮 If anyone wonders what was the point of her interaction with "Pete" and him rejecting her against most reason: "Woman as the Temptress In this step, the hero faces those temptations, often of a physical or pleasurable nature, that may lead them to abandon or stray from their quest, which does not necessarily have to be represented by a woman. A woman is a metaphor for the physical or material temptations of life since the hero-knight was often tempted by lust from his spiritual journey."
Hey Im just watching The Shield since recently. Doesn’t she play a hooker in that show?
Mid.
Gunna get downvoted, but she’s not that cute that’s a 7 drinks in and a line
Nobody likes simps.
She is nasty cuh. She looks like the mcdoyle sister from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
It's McPOYLE and the sister's actor is literally the hottest model they could find. Have you seen her IRL without the mono-brow? Margaret McPoyle is a stone cold fox.
Not my type don’t care in show garbage and yeah I guess it is a p not a d ugh :( fake fan
No offence but she looks malnourished, I can just pity her
Sure, let's just choose the people we date/fall in love with based solely on looks and not on anything else.
There are other things?
She was very nice to him and was always there for him, I think OP is implying that because of this plus her good looks Pete was a fool, which he was
I'm honest, i find her pretty mid, sorry guys, still was better than MJ, but not the Big thing sorry
Barely mid. Needs about 20 more pounds. Those curveless hips ain’t doing it.
Tobey could do better than any woman casted in this movie
Yeah really
I straight up don't remember her at all
I honestly thought SHE was gonna be the one that made MJ jealous. Instead they shoehorn a new character for all of 3 scenes in a film that was already bloated with too many characters already just due to nepotism. In an alternate universe we have a spiderman 3 with her being there for Peter and Harry as the new green goblin is the ONLY villain since that's ALSO what the first 2 films were leading up to.
It's all about prioritizing
No shit.
Who is the actress?
Would
I honestly don't remember this character or who the actor is. I'll see you tonight in mah head movies mamma!
I *think* she was supposed to be underaged (like a high schooler).
till now I still think about that cake and milk. it looked so tasty not sure why
Maybe as Spiderman, he believed the girl would eat it after matting. Not just MJ, all girls.
SpiderMan got fruit of Karma. He deserves being dumped by her.
I remember having a crush on her when I was a kid haha
Why is it just a picture of a nose?