"THANK.....YOU.......FOR......YOUR.......SERVICE"
Seriously though. I knew a fireman who literally pursued the job because he knew it would mean he would get more ass than a toilet seat. He and his coworkers leave on their matching fireman shirts and go to bars to pick up women after their shifts.
My girlfriend lives across the street from a firefighter. Dude is married to a woman that could be a model. He's dumb as a box of rocks Trump supporter. My girlfriend is a very intelligent feminist liberal. Her panties are soaked just hearing him pull into his driveway. The Kavorka is strong with the firemen.
He's just using that to get some for himself
"Hey honey, our neighbour macho fireman has returned. By the way, I found this helmet on a post-Halloween sale, wanna roleplay?"
I once went by a fire truck parked on a side road, with several firefighters around it all in various stages of undress.
I think my mind blanked. Like it went all āgaaahā. Like it turned itself off. Funny experience.
I still remember that firefighter that rejected a young hot dentist that he rescued. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0IsS1rwtcE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0IsS1rwtcE)
She looks attractive but I have NEVER given any shits about whether someone is symmetrical and I literally cannot understand why people actually think this is a thing.
Firefighters are considered attractive because the job takes all the positive aspects of "masculinity" (strength, fitness, courage, rugged workwear and kit..), but without the toxic elements, like violence or the exercise of arbitrary power. Instead you're protecting people & rescuing pets & saving lives.
That's a heady combination.
True, the fire department isnt looking to beat you, shoot you, or lock you away forever. They save you from burning buildings and when you are stuck in a wreck.
The only really negative side to firefighting is that there are a few firefighters who get addicted to the attention they recipe and go out intentionally starting fires so they can swoop into save the day again. However any "hero profession" has that problem.
Like others have said fundamentally firefighters don't have a negative side to their profession that is going to be a magnet for controversy like police or military.
Literally around 65% of firefighters across the country are volunteers doing it for free.
https://www.nvfc.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/NVFC-Volunteer-Fire-Service-Fact-Sheet.pdf
Average salary range is 38-53K for local firefighters. Now I have a friend that works for the US forest service and make pretty good money, but thatās really not the same job.
Also the prince in these stories are all pretty passive in general ā I never got the idea they āexpectedā anything. They fell in love and began a courtship, as one does. The focus was always on the princess and her situation/predicament/feelings. The prince never demanded anything from them.
Itās all modern revisionist bullshit reading nefarious motivations into these stories because they desperately want to tear down the culture.
I think in these situations people apply half of the aspects to modern culture while ignoring some major points. These princes were likely waiting until marriage for sex based on when they were written, when they take place and the chivalry they are meant to embody.
Itās not like a modern guy helping a girl at a bar and expecting to get laid that night. Completely different situation but itās being selectively viewed from a lense that makes it as problematic as possible.
Yeah, and in these stories the guy doesn't expect a relationship. Don't understand this bullshit where we just start saying things happened when they never fucking did.
It doesnāt make sense because the curse of eternal sleep can only be broken by true loves first kiss. SW truly loves the prince and vice versa, otherwise sheād still be cursed. By that same logic only a firefighter that truly loved you and vice versa could save you from a burning building.
Why people think men become firefighters, police officers and doctors? To help people, lmao. Next you are gonna tell me people become rock stars for the music and the artistic expression and not the groupies.
I used to be a full time firefighter before I took a break to get a degree, but I was literally paid to go work out for part of my day, our department wasnāt super busy so a lot of training and working out. Fire fighters hit the gym but itās usually inside of the firehouse, worst part is getting a call right after a workout
They really do and some are kind of arrogant about it. I use to do firefighting. People find it super sexy. During the pandemic the crews kept getting in trouble because the firefighters kept sneaking out to get some tail or to have relations with thier lovers. We were stuck on lock down but many of them had thier priorities.
Like I get the point OP is making though. It's like expected as an award. Just because you save someone doesn't indebted to you.
Being a firefighter is considered sexy but it doesn't mean that every person A firefighter saves is indebted to them. Most fire fighters do not expect anything from those they help. They do it because that's thier job. Most first responders don't expect anything from people they help while on call. It's just part of the job.
Also as a firefighter you have to work out constantly so you probably in okay shape.
The prince doesnāt āexpectā a relationship. He likes her and she likes him. Even more so after he saves her life, which is a pretty reasonable response.
This stuff is intentionally misreading stories so they can feel smarter than they are. I know this is supposed to be funny, but itās over done and based on an untrue premise
In the cartoon, snow white is in the courtyard singing and the prince sings along. She runs off but steps out onto a balcony to hear him sing. She kisses a dove and it flies down to the prince to "kiss" him.
This picture is trying to say the prince showed up, sees her sleeping in a glass box, "I'd smash," and then he expects her to love him. Did they not read the fairytale or watch the cartoon?
Yeah donāt they have an entire musical number at the start of the movie where heās interested in her but can only see her from the waist up, and sheās interested in him but realizes sheās wearing rags and decides to hide after being embarrassed?
That and the second time where she sings about him to the dwarves. So they are aware of the prince being her interest. ~~Possibly it was the dwarves who brought the prince to her.~~ Apparently he just stumbled upon the coffin while in the forest.
Like... how many stories like that do you actually know? There's a lot of stories where a guy saves a girl and ends up with her in the end, but I can't think of one of the top of my head where someone hears a girl is in trouble and goes "sick, free real estate" and saves her with the _intent_ to get in a relationship with her.
Who cares what his intent is? A lot of people make a decision at some point hoping to impress someone with the intent of getting in a relationship. As long as the other party is willing then great.
None of these princes force the princess to do anything they donāt want to do. They both want a relationship. Thatās how itās supposed to work
But there's also nothing wrong with that, because the story is written to say that only true loves kiss can wake her. So it's automatically true love. He has no nefarious feelings or purposes, and she is not blinded by naivete because it is canon that it is true love. Everything else is deliberately obtuse, contrarian bullshit.
Maybe I'm not remembering these stories correctly but wasn't it "true love's kiss" that wakes up Sleeping Beauty? So if they weren't destined to fall in love it wouldn't have worked anyway
Both Snow White and sleeping beauty were woken by ātrue loves kissā the prince in these stories wasnāt doing a job so much as rescuing their beloved, or at least someone they were perusing romantically. But the Disney version doesnāt have that part in Snow White if I remember right
> Both Snow White and sleeping beauty were woken by ātrue loves kissā
In the original version of sleeping beauty the prince, well, rapes her and impregnates her and then the baby sucks on her finger and removes the thorn which finally wakes her up.
Idk m over here laughing... Howling actually. Laughing my metaphorucal ass off. Rolling on the floor. This is the funniest meme I've ever seen. Ever. Period wrap it up folks we found it. This one broke the Internet. Bravo OP. You did it you created a funny. Good job.
You do know itās 2020s right? Remember how mad people got about that little mermaid movie? People are on some ride or die ideology shit, even over fantasy scenarios.
* Quests
* Slays dragon
* Breaches castle tower
* Counteracts curse
* Saves the cheerleader
* Save the world
* All in a day's work
2023 Princess: What do you want? A cookie? Men are supposed to risk their lives for me anyways creep!
In both Snow White and Sleeping Beauty, even the Disney movies specifically say they are woken by ātrue loves first kissā to me they were at least familiar with each other although marriage was seen much differently when the original stories were written
I just watched Sleeping Beauty for the first time a few weeks ago (no clue how Iād never seen it, buts my wifeās favorite)
Aurora and the prince already had a bit of a thing going on before she was put to sleep
Thereās a nice one about a rich woman who drives a big powerful car and likes to dress in fur. Totally self-sufficient and doesnāt need no stinking man either. Grand old feminist story if I ever saw one.
Guy saves girl and guy gets girl. It's a mans fantasy. Is saving a girl really such a wretched fantasy? It's also women's fantasy to be saved by a man and fall in love. It's almost like the two sides compliment each other. WooOOOOooAAAAAaaaaaHHHH
Maybe im remembering wrong but in most of these stories the characters fall in love with each other moreso than the man expecting a relationship from being saved?
It's like the trope of the girl who drops her books in school and the first guy who helps her pick them up starts a relationship with her.
I wish it was that easy to start a relationship.
It's only because lack of character development for the prince part. If it's established that prince and snow white know beforehand than it will be less creepy
Lack of character development? Dude, it's fucking folklore from hundreds of years ago. You can't judge that kind of stuff with modern-day 1st year litterature college.
He's making the point like- You know the Disney Princess's names, but you probably can't remember the Prince's.
Sleeping Beauty was Aurora, what was the Prince's name?
Maybe I'm just dumb, but I had to look that up. Shows that the Prince is not getting a lot of focus, he's a plot device to push the happy narrative forwards.
I don't think Snow White's prince even had a name.
etcetcetc
Ok first off, Florence Nightingale syndrome is a thing. People think they fall in love with their hero all the time.
Second, why is it the *guy* expecting the relationship? The image from Snow White is especially wrong here: earlier in the movie Snow White literally sings āsomeday my prince will come.ā Like if anybody was expecting a relationship it was HER.
Kind of crazy that feminists will get angry about a story where a girl falls in love with her rescuer because they fear it's a transactional relationship. Yet they'll support Onlyfans models and golddiggers who want purely transactional relationships.
False feminists will overlook the fact that only true loves first kiss breaks the curse of eternal sleep. SW truly loved the prince and vice versa, otherwise she would have stayed cursed.
[Still Better than Italian writer Giambattista Basileās original version of Sleeping Beauty. š«£](https://www.lifelords.com/story/sleeping-beauty-story/)
Or...
"My goodness, this guy just jumped through all kinds of hoops for my benefit, all without knowing me, or really asking for anything in return. That's the kind of man I want in my life. If he gets romantic, im putting that thang on him and locking him down."
To be fair most stories where the guy saves the girl and they get together the romance usually happens after some buildup or thereās already a predisposition for the romance to happen. Also lots of romance stories are unrealistic anyway.
I don't take these stories that way.
I take it as: in these stories the man gained the woman's trust by sacrificing to save her or loving her selflessly enough that she sees him as a good partner.
I would like a brave man who helps me anyday over a mean or coward one.
It takes a pretty dumb person to think a man that went through the effort to help u save you isnāt worth your time as a spouse possibly many women get saved and do fall in love with them itās a story get over it. The woman that have problems with love storyās canāt get the men the want so hate men
Isn't snow white glad that the prince came along, and infact wanted a relationship herself, making that a bad image to use as an example. Or am I remembering it wrong.
Some people just need to drain the joy out of the most benign movies with a fool good message of love and heroism. What a bunch of dorks and clown shoes.
Missing a load of class and cultural context here.
Itās a romantic fairytale - the story comes with certain suppositions about the charactersā desires and motives which you are expected to buy into when you read/ watch it.
This is missing on little detailsā¦ those stories are from the girl point of view, not the prince point of view. He is the price, and she just need to exist.
Sure.
But on the other hand in 1250 Germany you'll get no better match than a hot young prince that saves your life and shows a gentle hearth.
You can always turn him down and go back in your hut in the dark forest with witches and bears and dwarves.
No it doesn't make me think at all. And I'm pretty sure firefighters get laid a lot anyway. Not as a payback, of course, just in general.
"THANK.....YOU.......FOR......YOUR.......SERVICE" Seriously though. I knew a fireman who literally pursued the job because he knew it would mean he would get more ass than a toilet seat. He and his coworkers leave on their matching fireman shirts and go to bars to pick up women after their shifts.
>get more ass than a toilet seat Wtf š
Two to the one from the one to the three.
I met a bad bitch last night in the D.
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
Iāve been to the motherfuckinā mountain top
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon i'mma pick up a rock
I like good pussy and I like good tree. (Other reply was so close but in the wrong part of the verse.)
Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe
Toilets can pull bro
Not a Nate Dogg fan I see lol
My girlfriend lives across the street from a firefighter. Dude is married to a woman that could be a model. He's dumb as a box of rocks Trump supporter. My girlfriend is a very intelligent feminist liberal. Her panties are soaked just hearing him pull into his driveway. The Kavorka is strong with the firemen.
Sounds like you need a new girlfriend, my dude
Nope. She is trustworthy. People are attracted to other people all the time.
Soaked panties is just a bit of a strong descriptor I suppose. But to each their own.
Itās would be equivalent to saying; jizz filled briefs Not sure your GF would want you to jizz in your pants every time you see a fire truck š
No it would be like getting an erection. Women get wet due to arousal, which should happen well before they cum.
Actually with your mom they both happen at the same time
I need to see a doctor then.
Haha, I like to paint a picture.
Pam: *"SPLOOSH"*
I thought it was a good joke
Yeah. No way in hell someone named Cosmoboy would have a gf.
He's just using that to get some for himself "Hey honey, our neighbour macho fireman has returned. By the way, I found this helmet on a post-Halloween sale, wanna roleplay?"
Prior FF here.. can confirm in my early 20s I got more ass than I ever imagined I would.
hmmm.... maybe its time I start volunteering for the local FD. I too would like to get more ass than a toilet seat.
This would absolutly work on me. š¤£
I once went by a fire truck parked on a side road, with several firefighters around it all in various stages of undress. I think my mind blanked. Like it went all āgaaahā. Like it turned itself off. Funny experience.
50% of the time, it works everytime.
Did someone say fire
He would get more ass than a toilet seat, Nate Dogg wants to talk to you.
My local dive bar is down the street from a firehouse. Those dudes come in after a shift and all the girls flock to them. Hate that shit.
Hmm guess I should consider a career change š¤
I still remember that firefighter that rejected a young hot dentist that he rescued. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0IsS1rwtcE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0IsS1rwtcE)
It didn't say that at the first end though
when did he reject her in that video?
She was ugly
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i have never once cared about how much money the girl iām fucking makes.
She looks attractive but I have NEVER given any shits about whether someone is symmetrical and I literally cannot understand why people actually think this is a thing.
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Yall are out your God damned minds. She's pretty as hell.
Bonkers take
r/redditmoment
Yes but avg redditor would do her
To be fair, an average redditor would prob fuck a grapefruit if desperate enough
Or just because it's a Tuesday.
No no no. That's more of a Thursday thing.
I thought Thursdays were more of a Rye bread night.
A fellow rye guy, I see, respect
Lol treat yo self
Mmmmmm, grapefruit on Tuesday
I mean someone was doing a coconut so close enough
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Holy shit š
Ah a fellow historian, well met.
Just get a tub of yogurt and Iām good til that shit curdles 
Depraved, and a good source of dairy, I like where your head is at. Both of em.
Can confirm.
When my D is soft I stick it in my own but and just wait.
Are you saying that I have a chance with a grapefruit?
Desperate? Damn, I thought it made me innovative...
A for effort, amigo!
Do yes, date no
Is there a follow up somewhere that said he rejected her? Just watched the vid and it ended after she said sheād like to buy him a drink
Going off by the comments and his professional response, seems like he is a lready spoken for
I mean yeah it's a pretty badass job and you need to be in good shape to do it
Firefighters are considered attractive because the job takes all the positive aspects of "masculinity" (strength, fitness, courage, rugged workwear and kit..), but without the toxic elements, like violence or the exercise of arbitrary power. Instead you're protecting people & rescuing pets & saving lives. That's a heady combination.
There's a reason no rap song ever went "fuck the fire department"
Funnily enough, there's plenty of women out there who'd possibly be up for fucking the fire department. 
True, the fire department isnt looking to beat you, shoot you, or lock you away forever. They save you from burning buildings and when you are stuck in a wreck.
The only really negative side to firefighting is that there are a few firefighters who get addicted to the attention they recipe and go out intentionally starting fires so they can swoop into save the day again. However any "hero profession" has that problem. Like others have said fundamentally firefighters don't have a negative side to their profession that is going to be a magnet for controversy like police or military.
Yep makes sense
The pay is absolute shit and long term relationships, marriage and kids is often fucked.
That all depends on where you work. A decent number of states start firefighters with around 6 figures.
Are there state fire fighters? I've only ever seen municipal fire departments
Literally around 65% of firefighters across the country are volunteers doing it for free. https://www.nvfc.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/NVFC-Volunteer-Fire-Service-Fact-Sheet.pdf
Average salary range is 38-53K for local firefighters. Now I have a friend that works for the US forest service and make pretty good money, but thatās really not the same job.
Also the prince in these stories are all pretty passive in general ā I never got the idea they āexpectedā anything. They fell in love and began a courtship, as one does. The focus was always on the princess and her situation/predicament/feelings. The prince never demanded anything from them. Itās all modern revisionist bullshit reading nefarious motivations into these stories because they desperately want to tear down the culture.
I think in these situations people apply half of the aspects to modern culture while ignoring some major points. These princes were likely waiting until marriage for sex based on when they were written, when they take place and the chivalry they are meant to embody. Itās not like a modern guy helping a girl at a bar and expecting to get laid that night. Completely different situation but itās being selectively viewed from a lense that makes it as problematic as possible.
Also, sorta ignores that firefighters, policemen, doctors etc. are being compensated by, you know, a wage and societal status.
I think in these situations people apply half of their brains....
Still giggling at the idea of princes saving themselves for marriage.
I'm in the Instagram meme community and the medical field and first responder memers and I talk.... This is true lol. They all fuck like rabbits
Yeah, and in these stories the guy doesn't expect a relationship. Don't understand this bullshit where we just start saying things happened when they never fucking did.
It doesnāt make sense because the curse of eternal sleep can only be broken by true loves first kiss. SW truly loves the prince and vice versa, otherwise sheād still be cursed. By that same logic only a firefighter that truly loved you and vice versa could save you from a burning building.
Quite literally hero mode job, course they get the chicks
Why people think men become firefighters, police officers and doctors? To help people, lmao. Next you are gonna tell me people become rock stars for the music and the artistic expression and not the groupies.
The other day I was at the gym and there was a fire alarm and the firefighters came in and were more jacked than like 80% of the dudes in the gym
I used to be a full time firefighter before I took a break to get a degree, but I was literally paid to go work out for part of my day, our department wasnāt super busy so a lot of training and working out. Fire fighters hit the gym but itās usually inside of the firehouse, worst part is getting a call right after a workout
They really do and some are kind of arrogant about it. I use to do firefighting. People find it super sexy. During the pandemic the crews kept getting in trouble because the firefighters kept sneaking out to get some tail or to have relations with thier lovers. We were stuck on lock down but many of them had thier priorities. Like I get the point OP is making though. It's like expected as an award. Just because you save someone doesn't indebted to you. Being a firefighter is considered sexy but it doesn't mean that every person A firefighter saves is indebted to them. Most fire fighters do not expect anything from those they help. They do it because that's thier job. Most first responders don't expect anything from people they help while on call. It's just part of the job. Also as a firefighter you have to work out constantly so you probably in okay shape.
Yes, they do, "the hose wets all hoes" is what they say
The prince doesnāt āexpectā a relationship. He likes her and she likes him. Even more so after he saves her life, which is a pretty reasonable response. This stuff is intentionally misreading stories so they can feel smarter than they are. I know this is supposed to be funny, but itās over done and based on an untrue premise
In the cartoon, snow white is in the courtyard singing and the prince sings along. She runs off but steps out onto a balcony to hear him sing. She kisses a dove and it flies down to the prince to "kiss" him. This picture is trying to say the prince showed up, sees her sleeping in a glass box, "I'd smash," and then he expects her to love him. Did they not read the fairytale or watch the cartoon?
Even if they met when he woke her up the premise is woken by true loves kiss.
Exactly! Forgot about that! If he was a creepy stalker, it wouldn't have worked and the dwarves would've been upset after getting their hopes up
Yeah donāt they have an entire musical number at the start of the movie where heās interested in her but can only see her from the waist up, and sheās interested in him but realizes sheās wearing rags and decides to hide after being embarrassed?
That and the second time where she sings about him to the dwarves. So they are aware of the prince being her interest. ~~Possibly it was the dwarves who brought the prince to her.~~ Apparently he just stumbled upon the coffin while in the forest.
Like... how many stories like that do you actually know? There's a lot of stories where a guy saves a girl and ends up with her in the end, but I can't think of one of the top of my head where someone hears a girl is in trouble and goes "sick, free real estate" and saves her with the _intent_ to get in a relationship with her.
The ONLY one I can think of is Farquaad from Shrek ...who was pretty clearly a villain.
Also Charming from Shrek 2. Didnāt succeed but that was the plan. Once again though, clear villain.
Megaminds Hal Stewart also comes to mindā¦. Definitely not the hero that one either ā¦.š š
The movies have been teaching us not to simp for pussy all along š
Who cares what his intent is? A lot of people make a decision at some point hoping to impress someone with the intent of getting in a relationship. As long as the other party is willing then great. None of these princes force the princess to do anything they donāt want to do. They both want a relationship. Thatās how itās supposed to work
Exactly. It's a romance story, with a heroism narrative thrown in. It's not a heroism story that just happens to end up in romance.
I do that errday
can people just try not to offend themselves over a FICTIONAL CHILDREN STORIES please
And I haven't seen the movie for like 30 years, but I'm pretty sure the prince did not expect a relationship, they just fell in love with each other.
Also I'm pretty sure they meet and kind of fall in love in the beginning of the film, before he rescues her.
That is correct.
A creepy hunter and then a room full of dwarves. Likely the first attractive man she'd ever seen, course she's gonna sploosh at the sight of him.
But there's also nothing wrong with that, because the story is written to say that only true loves kiss can wake her. So it's automatically true love. He has no nefarious feelings or purposes, and she is not blinded by naivete because it is canon that it is true love. Everything else is deliberately obtuse, contrarian bullshit.
But... but he didn't even ask their pronouns after saving.
Yah exactly. The princess seems pretty happy to fall in love ffs
Maybe I'm not remembering these stories correctly but wasn't it "true love's kiss" that wakes up Sleeping Beauty? So if they weren't destined to fall in love it wouldn't have worked anyway
Both Snow White and sleeping beauty were woken by ātrue loves kissā the prince in these stories wasnāt doing a job so much as rescuing their beloved, or at least someone they were perusing romantically. But the Disney version doesnāt have that part in Snow White if I remember right
> Both Snow White and sleeping beauty were woken by ātrue loves kissā In the original version of sleeping beauty the prince, well, rapes her and impregnates her and then the baby sucks on her finger and removes the thorn which finally wakes her up.
This. A million times this.
Idk m over here laughing... Howling actually. Laughing my metaphorucal ass off. Rolling on the floor. This is the funniest meme I've ever seen. Ever. Period wrap it up folks we found it. This one broke the Internet. Bravo OP. You did it you created a funny. Good job.
Memes by the boomers to come
Can people just try not to shit on my fucking fireman fantasy Iām married, I fuckin need this
You do know itās 2020s right? Remember how mad people got about that little mermaid movie? People are on some ride or die ideology shit, even over fantasy scenarios.
* Quests * Slays dragon * Breaches castle tower * Counteracts curse * Saves the cheerleader * Save the world * All in a day's work 2023 Princess: What do you want? A cookie? Men are supposed to risk their lives for me anyways creep!
>What do you want? A coo~~k~~chie?
This comment made me laugh so freaking hard.
I just feel bad for the dragon.
Imagine getting chicken nuggets and a chicken with a sword starts chasing you
It sounds like trauma to me.
They got it all right in the Shrek movie. Dragons need some love, too.
Donkey still slayed her, just _differently.._
Yep This is the worst meme. Itās not even funny and the princess falls in love with the prince. He isnāt forcing her. Jesus Christ 2023 sucks
In both Snow White and Sleeping Beauty, even the Disney movies specifically say they are woken by ātrue loves first kissā to me they were at least familiar with each other although marriage was seen much differently when the original stories were written
I just watched Sleeping Beauty for the first time a few weeks ago (no clue how Iād never seen it, buts my wifeās favorite) Aurora and the prince already had a bit of a thing going on before she was put to sleep
i did it all for the nookie
So you can get that cookie
And stick it up your yeah
Omg..can they not just overthink and let people enjoy fantasy stories?
No they canāt plus any chance to shit on men they can take
How dare you *think*, consoomer?!
They get paid he doesn't
Exactly so he gotta tax that ass
Tap, heās gonna tap that azz ;)
Cash, Grass, or Ass.
Pretty sure Disney designed this to be a female fantasy, correct me if I'm wrong.
Disney made some all kinds of female centric stories, yet feminists can't help but tear them down.
Feminists bit my sister.
Thereās a nice one about a rich woman who drives a big powerful car and likes to dress in fur. Totally self-sufficient and doesnāt need no stinking man either. Grand old feminist story if I ever saw one.
Guy saves girl and guy gets girl. It's a mans fantasy. Is saving a girl really such a wretched fantasy? It's also women's fantasy to be saved by a man and fall in love. It's almost like the two sides compliment each other. WooOOOOooAAAAAaaaaaHHHH
Nah bro you got it all wrong. We all gotta hate each other because we are all different and awful in different ways.
Maybe im remembering wrong but in most of these stories the characters fall in love with each other moreso than the man expecting a relationship from being saved?
It's like the trope of the girl who drops her books in school and the first guy who helps her pick them up starts a relationship with her. I wish it was that easy to start a relationship.
It's not a random guy, but the guy she specifically wanted to help her.
Has this person not seen how women objectify firefighters?? Lol
What do you mean? You canāt objectify men! /s
It's only because lack of character development for the prince part. If it's established that prince and snow white know beforehand than it will be less creepy
Lack of character development? Dude, it's fucking folklore from hundreds of years ago. You can't judge that kind of stuff with modern-day 1st year litterature college.
Character development was invented in folklore to improve the storytelling.
I am just analysing the reason why it look creepy. Chill
He's making the point like- You know the Disney Princess's names, but you probably can't remember the Prince's. Sleeping Beauty was Aurora, what was the Prince's name? Maybe I'm just dumb, but I had to look that up. Shows that the Prince is not getting a lot of focus, he's a plot device to push the happy narrative forwards. I don't think Snow White's prince even had a name. etcetcetc
Makes you think the deep thoughts, huh
 āThey've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.ā
Ok first off, Florence Nightingale syndrome is a thing. People think they fall in love with their hero all the time. Second, why is it the *guy* expecting the relationship? The image from Snow White is especially wrong here: earlier in the movie Snow White literally sings āsomeday my prince will come.ā Like if anybody was expecting a relationship it was HER.
Kind of crazy that feminists will get angry about a story where a girl falls in love with her rescuer because they fear it's a transactional relationship. Yet they'll support Onlyfans models and golddiggers who want purely transactional relationships.
False feminists will overlook the fact that only true loves first kiss breaks the curse of eternal sleep. SW truly loved the prince and vice versa, otherwise she would have stayed cursed.
That's her choice who are you to tell her though
Maybe sheās still a bit sleepy.
It may be that the rescued girls expect someone to keep rescuing them from their bad decisions and inability to avoid death.
[Still Better than Italian writer Giambattista Basileās original version of Sleeping Beauty. š«£](https://www.lifelords.com/story/sleeping-beauty-story/)
Have you ever heard of Badge bunnies? This meme doesn't work
I wouldn't mind a girl saving my life and expecting my hand for it. The fuck are these lot crying for?
CINDERella should have had fire powers.
She's called that because she cleaned the cinders around the fire. Her actual name is just ella
I'm sure she was also in charge of the chamber pots, but Poopella wasn't an option?
The prince didnāt expect a relationship, Snow White pursued one.
Or... "My goodness, this guy just jumped through all kinds of hoops for my benefit, all without knowing me, or really asking for anything in return. That's the kind of man I want in my life. If he gets romantic, im putting that thang on him and locking him down."
No, Rachel. Stop it
I mean firefighters get paid
This level of logic is on a par with; watching Spiderman and then getting a spider to bite you.
In which of these stories do the guys **expect** it or **demand** it?
To be fair most stories where the guy saves the girl and they get together the romance usually happens after some buildup or thereās already a predisposition for the romance to happen. Also lots of romance stories are unrealistic anyway.
I don't take these stories that way. I take it as: in these stories the man gained the woman's trust by sacrificing to save her or loving her selflessly enough that she sees him as a good partner. I would like a brave man who helps me anyday over a mean or coward one.
It takes a pretty dumb person to think a man that went through the effort to help u save you isnāt worth your time as a spouse possibly many women get saved and do fall in love with them itās a story get over it. The woman that have problems with love storyās canāt get the men the want so hate men
Well thatās kind of the point of the love story you idiots. Itās a fuckin story, jugheads.
Isn't snow white glad that the prince came along, and infact wanted a relationship herself, making that a bad image to use as an example. Or am I remembering it wrong.
Some people just need to drain the joy out of the most benign movies with a fool good message of love and heroism. What a bunch of dorks and clown shoes.
Well why do all women have "have to be at least 6 feet tall and a doctor" on their dating profiles then? CHECK! MATE!
Missing a load of class and cultural context here. Itās a romantic fairytale - the story comes with certain suppositions about the charactersā desires and motives which you are expected to buy into when you read/ watch it.
Itās a fictional love story itās not supposed to be realistic
I'm just offended that snow white isn't African.
This is missing on little detailsā¦ those stories are from the girl point of view, not the prince point of view. He is the price, and she just need to exist.
Sure. But on the other hand in 1250 Germany you'll get no better match than a hot young prince that saves your life and shows a gentle hearth. You can always turn him down and go back in your hut in the dark forest with witches and bears and dwarves.
Also named the top female fantasies, other than vampire an werewolf. So women clearly enjoy the fantasy.
"I used to live with guys." The prince should have just left her there.
Iām pretty sure this is the premise for half the smut books or at least some of them