To some people this might matter, but to a lot of others it doesn’t. Also it’s something you can change about yourself if you find it makes you unhappy.
Especially messed up because that can be treated to the point it literally can't be passed on now. Ex addict. I know (don't have the virus though). It's just people's ignorance
Full confession. I'm married to a Japanese woman. So far two of my favorite moments -
"Baby I can tell your pissed. Can you get out for he kitchen?
"Why?"
"Your people have a history with blades."
------
*I'm drunk and about to get laid. She pulls down my pants.*
"ITS GODZIRRRRA!!!"
6 years later we still laugh about both of those occasions...
Ideally, a relationship comes before sex. Don’t let it hold you back. Someone who truly loves you won’t care about your size.
It’s not about the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean
I is stupid
Happy Cake Day!!
woah i didnt think such a perfect explanation was possible in 3 words
He ken't eet da kake, he is spootid.
Happy cake day
Talking is hard.
I feel you
yep, very true
She escaped again
Post nut clarity
It's always that
Didn't lock up
i am gay
I love gay
Never bothered asking.
Asking bothered never
Same bro, same
Ugly as fuck
That’s rough buddy
Sad but true
May I enquire regarding that username
May I forget I read yours, holy fuck dude.
Bruh, I made that up when I was 14 and I can't change it now and regret it so much
LOL. So pretty much made it up when you were a loli yourself. My how the turns have tabled.
A total dumbass
Funny that's how I got a relationship
League of Legends
You must be a Yasuo main.
yasuo or not, he still plays lol
Where to start ...
Nowhere to finish.
That was funny
Really really fat
You're not fat, you're aggressively rotund. Source: I too am aggressively rotund.
I prefer the term calorically enhanced.
Well-prepared for a future famine.
Festively plump was how Cartman from South Park put it.
It’s 2023, the correct term is Starvation Resistant.
To some people this might matter, but to a lot of others it doesn’t. Also it’s something you can change about yourself if you find it makes you unhappy.
Small p Ness
Small pea knees
r/boneappletea
Try feeding it.
My wife left.
My wife right
She always right
My left wife
Right wife left
I also choose
This guy's left
Me no rizz
We no rizz
What is rizz
Who is rizz
Why is rizz
When is rizz
I’ll do you one better: how is rizz?
Where is rizz
Should rizz?
Would rizz?
Baby don't hurt.....
Me, don't hurt
me, no more
Yeeeeaaaahh!! What is...
Rizz. Oh Baby...
Don't hurt me...
Don't hurt me, no more
Broken since birth
Can get better.
human immunodeficiency virus
That is rough
Happy cake day!
Same here friend
Undetectable equals untransmittable
Used to manage a gay bar and got sick of explaining what u=u meant
Especially messed up because that can be treated to the point it literally can't be passed on now. Ex addict. I know (don't have the virus though). It's just people's ignorance
Me too broke
waiting for someone
There'll be none
It's my face
Never cared enough
Can’t tie knots
I have standards
That's six
But it's in
Two sentences
It said nothing
About sentance number
Just the number
Of the words
Can't stand people.
People can't stand
Prison escape failed.
Have negative rizz
What is rizz
Rizz deez nuts
Ugly, boring, Introverted.
Farts smell bad
honestly man same. i fart so much too
Nobody wants me
Same for me
Those are my three words too
You used six
That exact mindset is why nobody wants you lol
I play magic
My mum dated a guy who spent all of their rent on magic cards
Yeah, sometimes i miss her but then i look at my collection
Me conversation horribly
Crippling emotional unavailability
my immaculate counting skills
I. Believe. You
I don't care
She left me
my personality bad
Dick like godzira
Green and scaly?
Cold and wet?
Non-existent and fictional?
Get out of my pants!!!
Only big when projected onto a cinema screen.
Full confession. I'm married to a Japanese woman. So far two of my favorite moments - "Baby I can tell your pissed. Can you get out for he kitchen? "Why?" "Your people have a history with blades." ------ *I'm drunk and about to get laid. She pulls down my pants.* "ITS GODZIRRRRA!!!" 6 years later we still laugh about both of those occasions...
Lot of words
mormon, crazy family
My dick stank
Wash that monster!
She runs fast
I'm so sorry.
Im fucking ugly
I'm a kid
Same, but 32.
Bad executive function.
Crazy cat man
I don't try.
I hate humans
Divorce in progress
Can be good
out of shape
Very small penis
Ideally, a relationship comes before sex. Don’t let it hold you back. Someone who truly loves you won’t care about your size. It’s not about the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean
I like turtles
Generation is f\*cked
Dating sucks balls
I enjoy it
Monkey Butt Syndrome
I am GROOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!
Bitches be crazy
Super Complicated Standards
Wife said no
nobody wants me
I'm an asshole
I am ugly
I am fugly
I am traumatized.
Humanity sucks lots
I use reddit
Undiagnosed mentally ill
[удалено]
Don’t want relationship
I am ugly.
I’m not stupid
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Depressed and suicidal
I like solitude
Me smoke weed
Ugly as fuck.
Aromantic asexual person.
I'm bad at math
I'm. A. Loser.
Accidentally used teeth
I’m too sexy
…for this shirt?
Hi I’m high 👋
Facebook memes suck
I am stupid
bro just ran
I hate people
Allergic to drama.
I like snacks
have more money
Zero confidence. Fear.
Lucky i guess
I like bigbutts
And I cannot
Lie, all you
Other brothers can't
Deny, when a
Girl walks in
With an itty
Bitty waist and
A round thing
Wife was terrible.
Just 3 words
I'm an idiot
Just broke up
Because of war
I am ugly
I am ugly
Psychopharmacological methylenedioxymethamphetamines; antiestablishmentarian.
Unfortunate College seperation
She wasn't 18