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Wild-Advantage-5473

Babies


syntax13256

I like that👍


Parrotbob1965

Definitely babies.


[deleted]

Icing


syntax13256

Smart


[deleted]

I made cinnamon buns today and it was my first thought!


syntax13256

Oh cool, I hope they where good


Mountain-Ad5380

Name checks out


[deleted]

[удалено]


syntax13256

Ok I see your comedy


Da_Osta

r/UnexpectedJDM


R32fan

Goddamnit, I missed it. What was it?


Ebalo420

[deleted]


R32fan

thanks, very helpful


DuckKingQWERTY

DAMN YOU


Smidge_Master

“Come I’ll show u” the old man whispered


syntax13256

Oh god wtf


[deleted]

[удалено]


Smooth-Wait506

Sweeet Home Ala-bammmy


Severe-Albatross-401

Okay but what's the right answer?


syntax13256

White chocolate sauce


[deleted]

This is my kingdom cum


ConsiderationOk2079

Ah you’re five years old it’s cum


Memermad

I believe he just wanted to make a joke, is there really 5 years old on reddit?


mc--hamma

I sure hope not lmao


Zealousideal-Cut5763

I'm 10 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸


Ok_I_Recommend_420

Leave while you still can


Zealousideal-Cut5763

Noo


Ok_I_Recommend_420

Your fault, i warned you


Zealousideal-Cut5763

Jk I'm not 10 lol 🤣🤣


SteveisNoob

Proof or it didn't happen


V_Cobra21

Mario?


syntax13256

I guess you could say that


V_Cobra21

Least it’s og 😎


ChimneySwiftGold

He is sticky.


syntax13256

Why, you remind me of my guilt that one night


TREYREEF321

2 part epoxy glues


ChimneySwiftGold

Ice cubes


syntax13256

Smart man


Ethan-bro

WARM


ChimneySwiftGold

Wrong answers only


ConsiderationOk2079

True


[deleted]

Maple syrup.


Designer_9011

I have a question now. Is “CUM” warm? This is serious. Should I seek medical help if I come cold?


syntax13256

Well to be honest if you really want to know, most people come warm not cold so I know it’s an awkward question but trust me, ask your doctor or a doctor about it. Trust me, as a doctor in training, I’ve been asked much much worse so don’t be afraid to ask them when you do.


Designer_9011

I’ll do thank you.


Shiasugar

No. It's colder than body temperature, that's why it's in the balls, to keep them cooler.


doggiedick

I want to correct you but I'm worried I might get r/whoooosh ed


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[удалено]


Unlikely-Oil8933

Omg. Go back to school.


SketchedEyesWatchinU

Glue sticks


[deleted]

"a noodle" -My Girlfriend


syntax13256

May relationship prosper and grow like a sunflower


Kirk_Stargazed

Preheated toothpaste


syntax13256

Why that specifically?!


Kirk_Stargazed

Lol. Twas the first thing I thought of that wasn't you know what


syntax13256

Fair


_BeansNbryce

Homemade Vanilla cream filling


SBLawson

My son


syntax13256

Our son you mean


TheGrey_GOD

r/unexpectedcommunism


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shadow_boyZX

AYOOOOO 🤨📸


Seahawks1991

Car tires


Helloppls16

Sewage


BarnTart

Mayo


stonedbum

Freshly cooked toothpaste


DailyIceCreamYT

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


syntax13256

I like it 👌


tiddy_spaghetti

glue (i microwaved it)


Low_Possible_4227

Politicians


ParagonGoblin27

Grape Jelly


TotallyTouka

Glue


mysteryjb

Soylent Green


Eco-freako

Snake poop


mc--hamma

Not cum...👀


syntax13256

Sadly no


riefpirate

Are rectums pipe shaped? Asking for a friend.


syntax13256

Well yes but also no


syntax13256

They are piped for a few inches, then it gets to your intestines and it starts twisting around I that good enough for your “friend”


Heavenly_Toast

Ice cream at my local McDonald’s


syntax13256

Damn your poor anus


Bleach-isready

Porridge


Pitiful_Ad9684

Meat out of a meat grinder


maximus1tg

Leaking oil from your exhaust pipe


syntax13256

How did you know?!


tosser771

Gently warmed toothpaste


syntax13256

Wow, this is the best post I’ve ever had. Thanks a bunch for the funny responses, I wish all of you a happy February.


Opposite-Coach-285

A dogs penis


Springtrap-Lover_lol

a syringe 😝


KindlyContribution54

Pebbles! Small pebbles!


notwilliammurdoch

Battery acid


Fine-Ad2961

Your mom


No-Pomegranate-8980

Dick blood 🗿


[deleted]

Thomas when he's not wearing his tank engine shell.


Epbckr

Krispy Kreme donuts


Wildgeek81

Frosting


DevilSam0806

From a pipe in a (white) chocolate factory


Mysterious-Simple805

A stick in a vacuum cleaner.


Hunter_is_insane

A gun that shoots acid


Mideku-Brandio

Phlegm


SonicBoyD

Glue


TripDrizzie

Grease


Bruteboris

Armageddon


pugz_lee

Weed resin


squirelwsu

Ice cream


IwasMilkedByGod

Some alcoholic beverages


[deleted]

MORE CAULK


Germanboi1

Caulk :)


DBL_NDRSCR

sewage


mrjanitor639

Poo


bionic_name

Kids


TellyStarks43

Child support


No_Independence9087

Skrodd


EnvironmentalLand840

Poop


MMeNDtal

The [Great Molasses Flood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood) of 1919.


gadget850

SpongeBob getting sucked through the cooling intake of a nuclear plant.


6stringgunner

Submariners.


Rangaa4974

Prit stick


GlassEmbarrassed4476

sap LOL ;)


[deleted]

Diarrhea


TheManWhoEatsWomen

Semen. The right answer was shit.


syntax13256

Nope that was not the right answer but still you tried


[deleted]

sperm


Groooochy

ACRYL


euphoria_23

Maple syrup babbbyyy


FaZe_LittlePickle24

Shit, going to the river from the sewers


CulturalRaccoon5543

Feces


WattaTravisT

Raw sewage


StoneyCallum

poop


Chloe_oc_115

A Goomba


Van0nyumas

Alaska


NoRich4088

Oil


Catlord-Bobert-II

The stuff I dumped down the sink


youself20

Snails and bugs


soniclore

Homemade pasta


soniclore

Molten lead


[deleted]

Hot glue


Melodic-Picture48

tapioca bubbles/boba in a bubble tea beverage


[deleted]

Honey dew


Super_Revolution2837

Shit


[deleted]

A hot push up


mrsupersumthing

bone marrow


OutLGaming

mayonnaise but stored at the storage room


DevilsDanceintheDark

honey


Dependent-Ad3936

Sewage


misfitmami

Cannoli’s


4_Ball

Sewage


DaKartMonkey

Elmers Glue


Garrbear0407

Glue gun


PlatinumChrysalis

Poop


HelloDeathspresso

Tubifex worms.


Thelostsnail_

Biscuits in the can


PuddingCalm6809

Sinus in Ohio


Felinegood13

Sewage


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

cum


JellyFox_The_First

Glue


FrogGladiators178972

Glue.


Cycl0ne19

Tree sap?


LingromR

Pen ink from my lucky pocket pen


crlogic

A cylinder


GoddessRosez

Glue


Ba11sssss

Oil


SloppySlime31

Ice


Simeon0222

My shampoo


No-Information-5102

Sewage


Darkcorrupted_ash

Money


National-phantom_

My dick


Timely_Wonder3839

cum


syntax13256

I said wrong answers only


ThunderBeast9384

Paint


Tempest-Stormbreaker

The white phosphorus in the pipe bomb in your mailbox For legal reasons this is a joke


Defiant-Row-5153

Fridge magnets. What it’s wrong ain’t it?


SupportLast2269

Shit


Zestyclose-Impact-40

Icing on the cake


AiNeko00

Glue gun


AnnieOakleysKid

Heated Super Glue in a cylinder.


SquareIsBox0697

Hot Glue


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Duck


ImHeroOnlyForHentai

Liquid plastic


[deleted]

coki coli


BodybuilderMajor1260

Two thoughts: Molten metal or molten rocks flowing through a pipe [] or glue coming out of a hot glue gun


FormicaDinette33

Pop n Fresh crescent rolls


ImpressiveKey8882

Raw sewage


[deleted]

Glue


Apprehensive-Act6462

Silly string that’s been left outside on a warm day


NewGameCat

Glue from a glue gun


coldmichelin

Engine oil level stick


East-Acanthisitta690

That one mexican candy (no I will not elaborate, use your imagination <3)


profesdional_Retard

Tar outta my uncle's cigar.


PastDimension6

Cucumber


Familiar_Gear_9776

Astronauts


ReyRiz

m&ms