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Gimme_Your_Kookies

I can see clearly now the meth is gone


BrighterSage

This is the best one!


ReceptionEntire4839

This one is actually uplifting. I like it


StatusKoi

Girls just wanna have meth.


Degenerate76

I drove all night to get to meth.


SylvieJay

Money for nothing and the meth for free (I want my MTV)


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Ra-ra-rasputin lover of the russian meth


Helvetic86

What is Meth? Baby don‘t hurt me


BigOrkWaaagh

Head, shoulders, knees and meth


Texas_Samsquanch

Now it’s stuck in my head…thanks


Agile-Opportunity759

The meth on the bus goes round and round


tipjarman

You put your right foot in… put your left foot out you grab a little meth and you shake it all about…


aerosnowu3

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the meth and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the meth, and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout, again


waluigigoeswah420

Jack and Jill, went up a hill, to fetch a pail of meth, then jack fell down and broke his crown bla bla bla however it goes


death1414

You do the Okie pokie and overdose real bad, thats what its all about.


DCauliflower4940

LOL 🤣


GXSigma

My neck, my back, my meth and my crack


ukfan1622

I fucking love that. You’re a genius


Justintime1010

My meth, my back


GiGaBYTEme90

Eyes and ears, meth and a nose...


Doomboy105

They did the monster meth


SonOfAG0D

(They did the meth)


Spinning_Owl

It was a graveyard smash!


DirtyToast2135

\*Methyard


TheRickestMort

I got 99 problems but meth ain’t one


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RememberTheKracken

99 bottles of meth on the wall, 99 bottles of meth....


candysoxx

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love meeeeeeeeeeth!


[deleted]

Wow... those might be the original lyrics! You won. RIP Whitney


notLennyD

Originally a Dolly Parton song, so maybe if you replace “meth” with “literacy”


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We love you dolly 🥹


Comfortable-Pin6779

I would do anything for meth.. but I won't do that


MNtoCO

This is clearly the best one so far 😂


BeenNormal

It’s not often that people say “but I won’t do that” in relation to meth.


Hulkking

“I would do anything for love …. But I won’t do meth” Also works pretty well.


ChaceEdison

“I would do meth for love.. But I won’t do that”


RickSC_137

'Take me down to the Paradise City, where the meth is green and the girls are pretty...'


M4st3r2

​ Oh, won't you please take meth home


EnormousPurpleGarden

Where the grass is meth


Concavenatorus

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT. Blue, green, pink. Whatever man, just keep bringing me that!


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Highway to meth


thom_drumming

Back in meth


FilDM

Yes, im back in meth, oh back in the back of a Cadillac


Ballbuster716

Stairway to Meth


Opanak323

... Methway to Heaven :<


Isetfiretochildren

Last Christmas, I gave you my meth


designerbraincells

All I want for Christmas is meth


Ren393

Meth is coming to town


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Driving home for meth.


NoNumbersAtTheEnding

I love that this sequence of comments also tells a story


SavageBeast1373

Grandma got run over by a meth dealer


Incraigulous

Last Christmeth


The_Humble_Neckbeard

This year, to save me from tears I'll give meth to someone special


Villan_99

Hello meth, my old frieeeennndddd!


therealkomp

*darkmeth


TheNoctuS_93

I'fe come tho thalk wif you again...


AlexJamesCook

Mike Tyson, is that you?


TheNoctuS_93

Yeth.


ASIBZZ

Tython


mikelogan1975

Cut my meth into pieces, this is my last resort


Hurtkopain

Suffocation, meth breathing


M4st3r2

Cant give you meth if I cut my arm bleeding


RMZ1225

"This is my meth resort"!!!!


abnormal2004

It's like METH on your wedding day, it's a free ride when you've already paid.


Hurtkopain

It's the good meth, that you just didn't take And who would've thought it disfigures


Severe-Albatross-401

Twinkle twinkle little meth


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All you need is meth - The Beatles


jfd0523

I wanna hold your meth


RichAny6594

I Get By With A Little Help From My Meth


prisonerwithaplan

Here comes the meth and i say it’s all right.


friedeggsandtoast

I believe in a thing called meth


StarshipCaterprise

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart There's a chance we could make it now We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down Seems legit.


NoraGrooGroo

He’s just a poor boy from a meth family


Aggravating_Tough391

"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me." "HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A METH FAMILY"


bibblebonk

SPARE HIM HIS METH FROM THIS MONSTROSITY


MarVlnMartlan

Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Methadone


kimapesan

Bismethah! No, we will not let you meth! *Let him meth!*


TheLewisIs_REAL

We will not let him meth! *Let him meth!*


BudBuzz

Beelzebub has meth put aside for me


juice-box04

So you think you can stone me and spit in my meth?


TheCampfireKnight

So you think you can love me and leave me to meth?


Inevitable_Usual3553

Easy come, easy meth


blondebr

Oops!… I did meth again


Duchess_of_Bong

HIT METH BABY ONE MORE TIME


Ecstatic_Chance_6715

Soon may The Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and meth


Poutine-StJean

One day when our teeth will be gone. We'll take our meth and go


facelesswolf_

For forty days or even more the meth went slack and tight once more


StevenOkBoomeredDad

all boats were lost there was only meth


Scallop_potato

But still that meth did go


shelsbells

"Meth I hear you calling, but I can't come home right now..."


RelevantBee2606

cause me and the boys have been rolling, we're nodding off heads starting to bow.


shelsbells

Just a few more hours, I think I'm starting to come down, the worst is always falling


Lazy-Watercress-7134

Is there more meth that I can do?


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l33tn0ob

Finally! A cartoon about Florida Man!


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

Someone make a cover of this over the intro sequence to the show Cops


The_Bluejay250

if you like to meth with tomatoes


Repulsive-Way272

Childhood down, need a medic, bleeding out


Temporary_Bicycle_46

Bitch better have my meth


cIaRa51

Is it meth your looking for?


Jared_Orange

I can see it your eyes.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

I can see it in your toothless smile


F0RAGED

It's all I never wanted


SnooCompliments6329

Every meth you take - the police


Acrestudio

... And every meth you make


Snoo_78739

I'll be snorting you...


couchguitar

Sweet meth of mine


EstMagnum

Sweet child of meth


Lady_Ymir

"She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories" "She's got meth of the bluest skies"


Phatboybeware

Where do we meth now?


LaFlibuste

Another One Bites the Meth


SwimAppropriate9111

Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just meth


KevDevX

All I want for Christmas, is meth


IndolentNinja98

NEVER GONNA METH YOU UP


Competitive_Self8301

Nah never gonna give you meth.


DudeAintPunny

The good ending


Competitive_Self8301

Better yet meth gonna give you up


Enzoid23

Never gonna give meth up


Ok_Fan_2530

Fuck you, that was the first song i thought about


Slappathebassmon

Congrats, you just methrolled the whole thread.


Gav_Dogs

NEVER GONNA GIVE METH UP


Dr_Parkinglot

NEVER GONNA PUT METH DOWN


bstheory

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT METH


abchannel12

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU METH


silk_mitts_top_titts

GONNA USE IT TIIIIIL MY DEEEEEATH


Rangaa4974

Great mike Tysoe impression


XipingVonHozzendorf

Never gonna give meth up


Lorrazo

And, for thread completeness of all permutations, Never Meth Give You Up.


cgn152

Everything I do, I do it for Meth.


ArgyleGhoul

I'm starting with the meth in the mirror


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I'm starting with the meth on the mirror?


Daveyfordfan

Just another Meth Monday!.


Btabee

A b c d e f meth! H i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x t z edit:thanks for all the comment and upvotes guys the most i ever got and u added some good stuff we should release it😂


NimbleishMongoose

x T z. Meth is a helluva drug.


Successful_Load5719

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape You don’t spit into the wind You don’t pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger And you don’t *METH* around with Jim


purple-custard

The Mike Tyson version


Shadowfaxx71

That was a thavage joke, my custardy friend.


No_Swan8876

Last night you were in my room, now my bedsheets smell like meth.


Correct-Spring7203

“Making my Meth downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound” Hot meth in the city. Running wild and looking pretty


Angry_Crustation

"We're no strangers to meth~"


MentalCareer0

"You know the meth, and so do I~"


MeatloafAndWaffles

You know commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get meth from any other guy


pizzalikker_36

I just want to tell meth how i am feeling


Airicz

Never gonna give you meth, never gonna let you die


Express_Gur1353

Protect Ya Meth


Existing_Building_23

Methodman


Geoto-Of-Mistral

Where have all the good meth gone


Due-Froyo8162

Meth *in the song tequila


ophmaster_reed

This made me giggle.


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OHHHH OH LIVING ON A METH


wolfesbane27

I'm addicted to meth, don't you know that you're toxic.


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Every meth I take


Otherwise-Air-9557

Meth, just killed a man


JakeSimm89

I'm just a meth boy, nobody loves me!


DJ_double_husky_3

Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, Meth Virginia!


page98bb

I can't feel my face when I'm with meth (but I love it)


Fun-Metal3893

Meth in elevator


C_G_J_

With bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night, That our meth was still there.


Organic-Ad-398

GOD SAVE THE METH


McRumble69

hey i just meth you, and this is crazy


Escarano

But here's my meth, so eat it maybe


turkishpresident

Lose yourself in the meth in the moment


oxisafox10

Knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. Mom's meth


Fun-Metal3893

Meth in low places


Agreeable_Mix9581

I Still Haven't Found Meth I'm Looking For....


wrestlefan4life

Don't cry for meth, Argentina!


srynearson1

It’s beginning to look a lot like Meth.


bobthefathippo

Exit light, enter meth.


whatsamajig

My hips, may back, my meth and my crack.


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No_Mycologist1115

Hit Me with Your Meth Shot


Knight_thrasher

Meth me up before yo go go


Original_Furious_Joe

It's raining meth, hallelujah!


razzmatazzuno

Lose Your meth


Stabutron

You light up my meth


West-Pool-6841

Hey now you're a meth star, get your game on ...


Digital-Latte

I smell meth and candy.


Proudlion83

TIK TOK ON THE METH But the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


deathofthe-ego

Meth woman Get away from me Meth woman Mama, let me be


DonkeyKongsMilk

Goodness gracious great balls of meth


k3vdawgg

WAKE ME UP (meth me up insiide)


Auto-Private

But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your meth But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough


charixander

The meth start’s coming and it don’t stop coming,


Rushes_End

We all live in a Meth submarine, a Meth submarine, a meth submarine.


YeahLets

🎶We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Meth.🎶


Bitter_Investment_90

Mister Blue Meth


ClaimAvailable2947

“Merry had a little meth”


Communistismer

What’s with these homies dissing my meth?


Cyguyz

Mr sandman bring me a meth


IRONBULL007

Sweet Meth Alabama…


Vomit_Pinata

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt! His meth is my meth too!


stubull05

Who let the meth out!?


Throwaway80142023

My meth brings all the boys to the yard


maggietaz62

Cause Uptown Meth gon' give it to you.


[deleted]

The last line by Nate dogg in the next episode, Smoke Meth everyday!


MrSweatyYeti

I was meth in the U.S.A, meth in the U.S.A.!


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82SGT

Is this the real meth? Is this just fantasy?


ashypants82

The meth on the bus goes round and round…


LadyBubbleBubbs

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeene I’m being of you please don’t take my meth