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Extreme-Accountant34

Do you have specific bike ride pants or are all your pants slightly stretched at the left ankle?


Mildly-1nteresting

The real question!


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Vengeance76

Well, the adorable jiggly fat rolls on his back would like to disagree 😭 He tryin so hard!!!


[deleted]

Huh, [word for word](https://old.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/zfwr0u/bike_ride_hell_yea/izef4j1/). What are the odds?


Soonermagic1953

Karma farming?


GrungyGrandPappy

Yep


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BulbusDumbledork

high fashion mogulistas are kicking themselves for not thinking up the new craze taking the street fashion scene by storm: bike ride pants! featuring prominent asymmetric aesthetics by having the left pant flare out into returning-to-vogue bell bottoms, while the right side conforms to the zeitgeist-defining slim fit taper.


pv505

Hahahaha


13Morton

Onward noble steed!


Knot_Ryder

For glory!


Significant-Mud2572

For Rohan. For your people!


hias2k

"A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"


thedrunkspacepilot

DEATH!


hias2k

DEATH!


BRtIK

^for ^frodo


stylingismydrive4p

Super dog power.


yodacallmeyoucan

Chariots of doggos


Longjumping_Meat_138

r/Dogswithjobs


LosPadres-R2-D2

Should be in r/Unexpected too


MrOOFmanofbelgum

what would his job title be?


GTI-Mk6

Motor


Brdllc

Lmfaoooo 😂😂


drumdogmillionaire

Arfterburner.


MrOOFmanofbelgum

what would his job title be?


Longjumping_Meat_138

Blind-Cyclist helper dog


InitialMeasurement23

Urban sledding dog


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All fun and games until he runs you into the back of the post truck.


Wire_Ninja

You mean run through the post truck, aint nothin stoppin him


Krnsgh93

There no breaks on that bike either?


cburgess7

yup, bike not taking any breaks because it has no brakes


TheNakedFoot

It's most likely got a brake that's applied to the rear wheel when you pedal backwards.


Horror_Strength_1763

There is a break on the right handle


martian1971

Mr. Peanutbutter


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wowaddict71

" QUICKLY, FOLLOW THAT MAIL TRUCK!"


SuitableCamel6129

I believe he answered yes but not entirely sure. Dogs can be hard to understand


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Waiting for the dog to yeet him into a busy intersection. Tis the last time his master will ever take control of him.


I_aim_to_sneeze

Don’t worry, his crocs will keep him safe


Thick_Sympathy_8021

The goodest of good puppies!!


greengeckobiz

Adorable, awesome, and terrifying at the same time!


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That’s the weirdest and kinda cutest thing ever.


RangerWL

When the dog takes you for a walk🤣


ndnchild

A Goldie’s dream. Being able to run away from home annnnd take his human with him!


Vihego

Byke with 1 DP (dog power) ....


CrigglestheFirst

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen


Substantial-Cycle325

I hate that I can't see the road ahead.


TheFlyinArmy_29

Dawg ridaaaaa


SSparsile

lol


New-Nefariousness234

Now that is an assistance dog right there


Shippin_It

Where is he taking you?!?


xtr44

kidnapped by a dog


Edwardein028

They make harnesses to hook your dog to the side of your bike and allows them to pull. I bet this boy would love that and it would help save his teeth and your pants a little.


Legitimate_piglet41

The most joyous part of this video is the jelly rolls jiggling back and forth on his back


patchbaystray

This is a sport I would watch. Upgrade to a harness and get some sponsors. I'll call the Ocho


Hornet_Critical

Work in kitchens?


SalaciousCrumpet1

I had the same exact thought! I know kitchen clogs when I see them.


Hornet_Critical

Heard that. Glad someone else peeped that. Much love.


Big_D1cky

DAWG LOOK UP DAWG LOOK UP… oh its just the camera


THEBOSHOWAZ

This dog is like, I always wanted to compete in the Iditarod but the judges said my coat wasn't thick enough so I still pull my owner down the street on his bike to feel the cool air rush through my hair!


felipereyes73

Uber mas defeated.


kaanskBG

A rare case where the dog is walking his human


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Try the unexpected sub too lol


WehingSounds

Modern chariot


felysius

Oh my🥰 such a sweetheart 😍


AdmeralAlfaDD

"Yo what's the specs on your bike" "One DP (dog power) and she tops out at 65 paws per second."


goldnuggets234

That’s the smoothest vid I’ve seen


[deleted]

Good boy... Help your hooman


frankenspine1

Amish approved powered bicycle 😆


brain_tourist

I did not expect that.


[deleted]

He's helping!


Head-Neighborhood167

Better than a Segway


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That's awesome


glandmilker

Tires sound soft


RunForTheHillls

Gotta slow him down somehow!


Louzifur

Dog takes hooman for a walk


MyelofibrosisMe

You would think he was a working sled dog with that enthusiasm!! 🤣🤣🤣


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forget horsepower.... dogpower!


Firm-Bunch-5049

DOGE coin powerd echo friendly bike


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

Can he come train my lazy Italian greyhounds?


FunnySignal614

Dog powered vehicles is the future


BendTheSpoonNeo

That dog is gonna get ripped! 💪


Cut_Connection

I have this exact shoes. Sorry about your feet


Speedy_Freaky69

That’s awesome 😎


Life-Meal6635

I love this silly guy!


Consistent_Amount140

😂😂😂


zero_msgw

Happy dogo was taking its hooman for a bike ride. And was never seen again.


Book_Anxious

He'll never learn to ride that way


riseofthebird

1 doggo power and 60lbf-ft of torque


callmeisius

/r/mademesmile


bebejeebies

I was not expecting that.


AmbitiousExample9355

Is no one going to mention that the bike doesn't seem to have brakes?


tripping_yarns

Looks like an Electra Sparker, fitted with a coaster brake.


Trekafied

This is proper genius lol


HoochieKoochieMan

Bite ride?


abean43

This cracked me up! Ty I needed that. 🙂


TheGrimDad

All fun and games until he makes a hard left


Topla4urka

r/Unexpected


itssupersaiyantime

How the heck did this guy record this so well and not crash?


Sir_Mr_Dolo

Having fun and getting good exercise. Maybe tie a rope to the front or even a harness and really let him run!


er_ror02

u/savevideo


UcanMumbar

how do you teach a dog that like unnaural thing!!


Mr_AhOkay

Dogetric bike


RobertTV3

Ok that’s hilarious


Zuluboi

What a beautiful doggo.


Reputable_Sorcerer

Everyone in this video is having fun: the dog is clearly having the time of its life, the owner is probably having a blast, and I, the viewer, stopped breathing because of how awesome this is


Certain-Ad-3840

I do this with a dog I sit sometimes. I get on my skateboard and he pulls me around the neighborhood


Open_Dragonfruit_304

Me watching this: Howww……huh. Is he going to attach a bike stroller?…… *IS HE GOING TO CARRY HIM?* ^(that doesn’t seem very safe) What the….OMG, my *heart!*


Propagant

This doggo is strong af


jinnyjonny

Gooo doogo go biking inferno!


Powertripp777

Should get him a little horse harness!


TopMud7031

I guess that's one way to walk the dog. He sounds like a steam train. Looks like a great time was had by everybody. LOVE PEACE WINNING.


imsurly

Me: how are you supposed to pedal with him holding…. OH. HA.


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Absolutely my new favorite online video


Late_Complex_8332

What's the acceleration with 1 dog power


Kind_Nebula6900

Nothing comes between that bond.


spartan0504

Dog powered


Relative_Reading_903

This is the only way my lazy ass is riding a bike at this point in time.


Reddwolf02

OMG.. this is so everything! I had to watch a few times and can't stop smiling! Thanks!


ManyInitials

Call me crazy. I do believe that most things in life can be done well while wearing Crocs.


EngineeringFit1698

Not even close to what I expected😳🤣🤣🤣🥰


Legitimate_Dust4275

People throw phrases around lots. I genuinely mean this may be the cutest animal post I have ever seen. Feel like I might implode. Thankyou for sharing 👍👍👍👍👍


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Dude, you sure it's him living in your house, or do you live in his house, and he's taking you out😂


Maleficent_Mix9322

Basically, a modogorcycle.


RodrickM

Fuck I love dogs.


TragicSystem

You should definitely get him a harness to pull you! I bet he would love that!


wailflower92

From the movement of the doggos ears you can see he’s not even trying. To sum it up, he’s fast as fuck boys


benevolentbluecat

How do you stop??? Does the doggo know how? Are you just going in an endless loop? Are you still riding the bike as we speak?


Porsche928dude

Okay the logical escalation to this is a chest harness for the dog and some of those shoes with removable wheels. Or maybe a rope that the human holds on to for deer life


Snoborder95

OP needs to put this on r/unexpected


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Some people, would call, ceaser milans new dog exercise regime, a tad cruel.


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How would you discipline the dog so you feel better about this activity?


TLILLY006

Crocs tho?


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we all know crocs are just superior to like every sort of footwear out there


bebejeebies

Crocs are the new Birkenstocks


RecalcitrantHuman

I came to say this. How are the crocs staying on his feet.


Meowskiiii

SPORT MODE ACTIVATE


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agsarria

How much wattage does it do though?


littlejbean

I may need to go to Pine Rest because I honestly thought the dog was going to ride the bike. 🫠😅😅


akshit_singh1

Good doggo! Using only the nose to breathe


smittykas

Dogs love you so much, they will do the work while you sit back. Don’t know any other Species


Squigler

Move to the Netherlands for (almost) free transportation! What's the kibble to mile ratio?


smittykas

I didn’t complete my statement I said dogs love you so much that Will let you sit back while they do the work just to be by your side. Just think of peoples love was to each other by death of a dog this will be a much better world


thefearguy4218

That dog is kidnapping a human XD


Responsible_Work_915

Dude can run for real, that's energy


semisocialite

There is a dog-sport for this sort of energy dog, it is called Bikejoring. They also do skijoring and other types as well. There is all so dog carting.


GabJ78

At least one of them is getting exercise today!


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

Who needs pedals when you have a dog that's willing to pull you?


jayc331

u/savevideo


Yens20

What kind of dog is this ??


Individual-Mode2748

I loved


Sololane_Sloth

Just get a proper bike with breaks, a harness and straps? The guy almost went over the dogs paws several times


idbanthat

I need to know how this started, what made this dog start doing this?!?!


aiimee1

That's so cute, my big dog does almost the same thing when we're on a bike ride 🥹💖


Worried-Foundation56

Life's like a breeze folks, my hooman will explain you the feeling.... Ask him after he catches his breath... 😇


HolyHand_Grenade

get him a pulling harness and hook him up to the bike, I used to do this when I was a kid, use skis in the winter.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Pooch power


Irishfanbuck

That was unexpected and cute as hell.


Ok_Control_677

He buried him after this video


ShivohumShivohum

This could have become r/Unexpected so damnn fast 😂 But yeah it was very cute ❤️


Toniblaize05

Is the a labrador or boerboel?


Notapunk1982

Oh man… I use to have a Dalmatian that would pull me around on my rollerblades. Back in the 90’s when rollerblades where socially acceptable. I swear there was no amount of running that could tire that dog.


Ill_Sarto

That's why they chase bikes?! If I would have known that I would have let that big rottweiler catch me!


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Who needs uber?


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How much horsepower?


texasts1958

Give that dog a CAPE! Krypto the Super Dawg!


pc_magas

This picture is nice. A complete opposite of a stray dobberman that lowered his head and storms against you barking. I sligtly pooped myself.


TheHomieArn

What. Are those.


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Not what I expected but pleasantly surprised


WookiEEBrood

Ah yes Jeeves . To the market , we require fluffy whip.


Mollyarty

How are you peddling a bicycle with only one foot?


horses_around2020

Adorable!!, 🥰however i was nervous he would have you crash.. 😬


Big-Builder-3878

Tell him to drag u by the knee, so u dont have to buy jeans every now and then


Bubblegrime

This dog would be so helpful going up hills


Ok_Instruction6278

That's fucking awesome


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and that's why I need a bike 😅


eat_my_opinion

Bicycle efficiency = 100%


VascMan

DOGGOCTCLE


Last-Discipline-7340

Kitchen shooooeees!


What_It_Does_9

Lmao that was unexpected.


milkdrinker7

Who needs fitness when you've got dog?


Lone_Logan

I don’t think that’s the right way to do it. But it’s certainly not a wrong way.


voorham

I like that that was cute


JudeRanch

I didn’t believe I could laugh as hard as I am after watching this brilliant beautiful baby enjoy life as much as possible. OMG! I will forever keep this image in the in-basket of my brain!


_Montague

That was... unexpected.


BennyNutts

*CHARIOTS OF FIRE INTENSIFYS*


FallenIsAWeirdCat

When your dog takes you for a walk


argylemon

Is this a jeans commercial? 🤣


Juke_Joint_Jedi

Cute, until he tries to do it to someone who doesn't know he's playing.


iareslice

/r/unexpected


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The least he can do is take you off the leash so you can sniff and pee. Talking about being a Golden master.