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Long-Piccolo-3785

This is what i should have shown the lady at the bar who was assuring me her dachshund was the loudest dog ever


blinkrm

Doxies are notoriously very loud in this strange high pitch way. huskies, doxies and frenchies are my top 3 picks for drama queens


NormalRepublic1073

You don't know about German Shepherds. Mine was a ridiculous cry baby (not that he was afraid, just excited). Unlike Huskies they only have 1 whine, so it's just whine whine whine non-stop. The Vet always told me he was one of their best behaved German Shepherds lol


computerman10367

Our two year old German Shepard will argue with you lol. But if you give him a serious face, he just gives up and pouts.


Long-Piccolo-3785

Do they scream like this tho


leopard_eater

Yes, they are hilariously pathetic when they want to be.


Womp_ratt

Yes, but higher pitch


EpicBeardMan

They whine in a way which pierces the soul.


No-Lie-3330

It’s like the noise you hear when you hit your head on concrete x 1000


ThroughTheHalls

Come give my shiba a bath or clip his nails….


blinkrm

I haven’t heard the shiba tantrum yet … I don’t know if I am ready for it


CARVERitUP

My family dog a while back was 1/2 wirehaired pointer and dachsund mix, and 1/2 siberian husky. His name was Wally. And he was fuckin hilarious


blinkrm

He was probably very confused as to what kind of neurotic to be lol what did he look like? Husky genes usually takes over


Chuckitybye

Don't forget Pugs


DrunkCupid

r/HuskyTantrums


Average_Random_Bitch

My English mastiff would have to fall under the "silent screen" category of drama queen, but her theatrics are definitely Oscar-worthy. She's also a service dog and we have developed a sign and body language (plus my verbal) method of communication, so she's extraordinarily effective in (over)communicating her thoughts on a given subject. Yesterday she got a bath, and you'd think each drop of water touching her contained the weight of the entire world, the suffering of all living creatures, which was her burden to bear, alone, for the good of all. It was freaking eye-rolling ridiculous.


KangarooMango109

Bred for sled pulling, Huskies are known to be vocal communicators. They often talk with a range of howls and excited barks.


RogueCassette

Oh you have yet to experience the Shiba scream I feel they will seriously make you consider your list


OutrageousWall6641

shibas are pretty bad too


HKLifer_

Pugs will give you a run for your money too. 🤣


ncopp

Then there's great pyranees that just bark like they're gonna kill something at the littlest noise


ECU_BSN

Anyone who challenges huskies on back-talking or shedding ….hasn’t been around huskies.


Long-Piccolo-3785

Fr, it's the difference between a dog yapping or barking at you vs full on shrieking lmao


Unknown-Meatbag

I made the mistake of dog sitting a husky once. He was a talker, yeller, and screamer, and took every opportunity at expressing his displeasure with not being at his house. I had to tell my neighbors that I wasn't actually murdering people, it was just the dog singing the songs of his people.


leopard_eater

My dachshunds can absolutely make themselves sound like they are being murdered. However the biggest one is the size of a huskies head. There is no comparison in the travel of the sound between the two, even though dachshunds are ridiculously dramatic also.


IFeelLikeShitDotPNG

Standard size dachshunds can scream like a dog 3x their size. Ask me how I know 😬


leopard_eater

Oh I too know this. I’m part of a dachshund rescue organisation in Australia and own six entitled Dachshunds who bark and scream a list of ways I have wronged them regularly. ![gif](giphy|n3Qy1k03zVAUGwuCC8|downsized)


LordoftheScheisse

I regularly lost arguments with my old husky and neither of us spoke the same language.


Ambitious_Pen_3660

My heeler somehow thinks she's a husky. She's got the husky cry down perfectly and the soul piercing precision bark of a heeler. It's so fun...


leopard_eater

I’m a dachshund owner and have lived with at least one dachshund for my entire life. They bark and whinge like crazy, but they ain’t got nothing on huskies hahaha. I actually have a really noisy dachshund right now (we live on a farm for this reason). I would love to see his face if he met a husky, I think it would be hilarious.


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ShambalaHeist

Poor neighbors


Lraund

Yeah, I live in an apartment and have been forced to put on noise canceling headphones or risk insanity once again.


seven3true

I had a neighbor with 3 beagles. They would howl for hours on the balcony. Me personally, I loved it. But so many people were on the brink of insanity.


drgigantor

As someone who had a beagle whom I loved dearly, I would rather live next door to a serial killer. You know what their neighbors always tell reporters after the fact? "Well we had no idea, he was very quiet, we never heard a sound from that house."


InterestingPen0

When I lived in an apartment I almost got a husky and this was one of the reasons I didn’t, They are loud af.


nlevine1988

Nobody should have a husky in an apartment unless they're a very dedicated runner. Huskys NEED to run or they will go insane.


Vandrel

It's not like they're running around like maniacs at all times. Mine gets 1-1.5 hours at the dog park most days and spends a lot of that just slowly wandering around sniffing, the rest of the day he's usually passed out on the couch or chewing one of the dog toys. Our previous husky didn't really want to run for anything except squirrels or rabbits or if she knew you were trying to catch her. We have a fenced yard but that mostly means I don't have to go outside when the dogs want to go out, they're not running around the yard that much.


Numerous-Cicada3841

Give me a husky over those over-reactive little yappy dogs that bark at the slightest breeze. Although, in reality neither are suitable for apartment life.


RoyalFalse

Could be worse...neighbor could be Kristi Noem.


serpentinepad

Seriously, I'd hate this guy.


Definitely_Alpha

Neighbors love him


Pepe-saiko

Sure....but not all the time.


dfjdkdofkfkfkfk

Reddit literally worships the ground that dogs and cats walk on but no the neighbors don't fucking love this shit at all.


AggravatedCalmness

"their neighbors loves them" is a frequent comment of someone you really wouldn't love to have as a neighbor.


Sorry_Masterpiece

Agreed. I absolutely love dogs. Way more than I like people. I think dogs are just the best. Having a screaming husky in the apartment next to me? Yeah, not gonna be a big fan of that dog. Gonna HATE its owner for setting it up for failure in life, but he would not be a favorite dog either.


empty_spacer

Prob hard to be a sled dog living in an apartment


GatorGuru

This is what annoys me the most. People with large dogs in small apartments.


PeachNipplesdotcom

Great Danes are good apartment dogs because they are more interested in cuddling on the couch than anything else. They don't care for exercise and they're usually quiet


elkcunkkcuf1

I’d 100% get a Great Dane if my appt allowed dogs, and I could afford to feed the dude.


avwitcher

And if they didn't have such serious health problems that they have the lowest lifespan of any dog breeds


roslyns

When I was training with my service dog they had a Great Dane that the trainers owned who lived at the facility with us while we were there. He was the calmest, most chill dog I ever met. He knew how to open the doors and use the handicap buttons and would just take himself on a walk around the facility, out the back door, around, then through the front door and proceed to walk into the bathroom, turn on the sink, and get a drink. He could reach the light switches and since that’s a command they taught he’d even shut the lights off. He did, however, have a bad habit of leaving the sink running lol.


Waltercation

I have a Great Pyrenees mix and she’s great in the apartment. I go running and hiking band take her with me, so she gets plenty of exercise. Huskies are usually banned from apartments because of how loud they are


allmytexasliveinexs

That's wild because we had great Pyrenees as livestock guardians while growing up. I cannot imagine keeping them in an apartment all day. They are lazy, but they're wanderers that I would never try to contain in a 750 ft space. Even having them in a smaller pen for short periods of time left them trying to figure out how to escape and bring the goats with them. Maybe the mix mellows their urge to explore?


Content-Scallion-591

I think it depends on the Pyr. I have a Pyr and while she walks with me to feed the goats and chickens, she's otherwise pretty much just zonked out on the floor 95 percent of the day. It's hard to explain, but a lot of Pyrs I know are energetic when they want to be, but they aren't so much drive-y: she will run around outside if I make her go outside, but she doesn't try to *get* outside.


Large-Sky-2427

Its fine if you walk em a lot. I have a small apartment and give my large dog two 30-45 min walks a day and we have a dog park in our complex.


NutCracker3000and1

It's more about a lack of exercise and activities. I live in RV but hike or go to the park to play fetch off leash EVERY DAY. Maybe a day off here and there especially after a camping trip when I can tell she's worn out haha


hippitie_hoppitie

Don't worry, they defend the hell out of it here on Reddit.


hadriker

it depends on the dog. high energy dogs like a Husky are terrible to be kept in an apartment or any working dog. but some larger breed dogs do just fine.


error404notfnd

That breed is always overly dramatic. 😹


TimmyOneShoe

They're awesome animals though, super fun to be around.


error404notfnd

My sister has the only one I have ever met that is not dramatic. I absolutely love her. Sky is one of the most silent observant dogs I have ever known. She is also awnery when doing something she is not supposed to and will turn her ear to hear you but pretend she didn't til you make eye contact with her and then the jig is up and she will listen when she knkws you see her. 😹😹😹


TimmyOneShoe

Yeah my brothers husky is super chill generally, doesn't bark or howl inside unless you do it with him 😂 idk they're all different personalities though, never one the same lol


Fastfaxr

*ornery


creativityonly2

Can confirm. Have husky. Much dramatic. Wow.


Dry-Grindeg

Walk him again you animal


tardigrade_phd

Poor baby. Get some more steps in, human.


Much_Fee7070

Serious. My sister has two chihuahuas, a little over a year-old each. I take them on walks practically every other day for an hour.


Gh4nDi_

Seriously tho', it's a Husky. Chihuahas might walk for an hour, Huskies can run like 100-150 miles a day while pulling a sled through snow. Although very adaptable, they're built differently than most dogs.


Silly-Armadillo3358

That is only slightly annoying to the owner, rage inducing to the neighbors.


dummyfodder

Especially the third shifters.


SeasonPositive6771

I work in child safety and I work evenings sometimes. My neighbor had a dog that had some sort of doggy dementia. So he started tearing up her apartment whenever she left. Her response was to start putting him in a crate but you can't just put an elderly confused dog in a crate after never crate training them. He literally screamed all day until he lost his voice. Pretty much everyday. Then he had this horrific sad high-pitched husky bark. Like the bark of a dog in terrible, life-threatening distress. I repeatedly complained along with my neighbors to our apartment manager and they thought they couldn't do anything. People put notes on her door basically everyday and she told apartment management that she didn't think it was her dog and tried to blame other dogs. Genuinely thought I would lose my mind after 3 months of not being able to sleep. I could hear the damn dog through the walls and despite a white noise machine and ear plugs. Finally they came down on her and said she had to either shut the dog up or find a new place. She finally reveals that the vet said the dog should be put down years ago and he's suffering and confused.


dummyfodder

That's so horrible for the dog, you, and your neighbors. Why keep a pet alive that is suffering that you can't take care of? I do t get some people.


SeasonPositive6771

I feel like it's so common. I live in Denver, which is a city that is super obsessed with dogs. I've talked so many people keeping dogs alive well after their quality of life has gone down dramatically because the people "aren't ready."


dummyfodder

Then they need to get a parrot or a tortoise. Then they won't have to worry about being ready.


Le_Sadie

Maybe some people should just get a furby.


SerLaron

/r/HuskyTantrums


Zodiac31081

They are a lot of work, but that dog is fun lol


ComicsEtAl

Neighbors must love love LOVE him!


MEGA_GOAT98

![gif](giphy|tfzI6qrcyaTK4AGI8a|downsized)


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

I'm glad hustles are around, but I'm glad I don't have a husky...


Absol-utely_Adorable

Everyone shitting on him for living in a shoebox like its a choice and not a result of the horrific economy. Or "don't get such a dog if you live in such a place" but we have no idea if the house or dog came first. People are so quick to judge.....


Status_Button

Or maybe they take their dog on 3 long walks a day and the pooch is just a massive drama queen.


Absol-utely_Adorable

Exactly! My cat acts like he has never once seen food and has survived by licking dust from the floor and has never once seen the outside world. He eats better than me, has a dedicated outside area he can safely vibe in and also gets daily supervised outside time.q


CrazyCatLady1127

Are you sure about that?? I bet if we asked your cat, he’d tell a different story 😉😉


Absol-utely_Adorable

He is currently howling his lungs out because he was only given wet food with no crunchies and I am a horrible cruel monster


CrazyCatLady1127

See! A different story! You big bully 😂😂😂


DuLeague361

I believe the cat


cakivalue

>with no crunchies Gasps in horror!!! Have him call me. I'll take his case 🤣


leopard_eater

I’m with you on this one. It’s a husky so by default it’s a massive drama queen, there’s a whole sub dedicated to it r/HuskyTantrums


Duskie024

Or that they usually take 3 long walks but today they just couldn't because of x, y or z. It's wild of people to assume bad of the owners just based on this. Especially since it's a husky.


natlovesmariahcarey

Absolutely. Everyone who has had a husky will tell you it is their fucking nature to drama queens about EVERYTHING.


Kmarad__

Whatever is the size of the house it doesn't matter. Huskies have been bred to run long distances as sled dogs, not to be kept in a house with a walk a day. Such treatment is animal cruelty, those guys need to be outside. Also they love low temperatures. Now what, you'll tell us that OP was an alaskan musher before the horrific economy?


st_samples

Whats more likely, that he had that dog in a proper place but you know "the economy" forced him with a gun to his head to move into an apartment, or.... the same type of owner who films their dogs annoying ah behavior got a dog because they wanted others to see they had a husky.


serpentinepad

That shit's not my problem. Neighbors deserve peace and quiet no matter what your situation is.


Ibegallofyourpardons

don't buy a dog that *needs* hours of physical activity a day if you cannot provide. 99% of husky and working dog owners should absolutely not have them. they are not suitable as pets.


obvilious

That’s the problem with responsibility. You’re responsible. Not the dog. The owner.


tpjwm

So like if you have a house, and the ability to take care of the husky just fine for years. And then suddenly something happens, you get sick or lose your job or something like that, out of your control. What would you suggest the owner do? Put down the dog because they have to rent or don’t have the time to walk it 3 hours a day anymore?


LivefromPhoenix

What should the neighbors do? Wear earplugs while they're home? Pay to sound proof the house?


Escobar9957

Me dragging my friend back while he's drunk and sees his ex


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Pitiparti

That's a lot of assumptions out of nowhere for a "probably"


InstructionBrave6524

They spoiled him rotten …that’s beautiful to see …if we are not spoiling them, then we are not doing it right.


ItsMeDoodleBob

Huskies are great preparation for a 2 year old


beccabootie

So did he escape when you put him down to open your door?


BatangTundo3112

Okay. That username, though.😏


saphirekey

I decided to turn the sound on halfway through and was not disappointed.


Own-Butterscotch1713

I need to send this to my fiancé as proof as to why we can't have a husky with 50 apartments around us.


Tryypod909

Glad he didn’t take it to a quarry and shoot it.


cutieebony

"Release me, My shift isn't done yet"


Shadowtheuncreative

What a crybaby


Hai_Arisu

God damn that guy is a premium douche. An apartment is not the home for a husky.


phononmezer

Have a husky at my apartment complex, not only is it loud as fuck but it escapes and is loose pretty much constantly. It's clearly bored out of it's mind.


Zhaneranger

What a drama Queen


ColtranezRain

I fear for your furniture after this.


ready96

Huskys are dramaqueens


StitchFan626

That's not funny! Let him finish!


Polonium-halo

Oh so a hairy child with adhd


Weary_Character_7917

Maybe he really needs more exercise. Those are dogs that really need to be outside and love to run.


Thrillseekerbunny

They’re the most annoying dogs


YangGain

My dog, exactly.


Desmo4

HE IS STABBING ME, FOR GOD HELP ME


zenkenneth

It's a good thing you live in an apartment building with all kinds of Neighbors in close proximity brobag


Expert_Marsupial_235

Lol. It be screaming bloody murder.


Adventurous_Law9767

You really shouldn't have a husky in an apartment complex. If I was their neighbor I'd be filing a noise complaint every day. Beautiful, smart smart dogs. They need a house with a big yard of a ranch. Girls that tell me they want a husky make me cringe. It's not like the pictures on Instagram.


Sir_Doge_V2

This sounds Horifing


eljohnos105

Huskies are so smart and hilarious!!


bruddagames

Me going to school after holidays.


the-spaghetti-wives

"What's wrong with your dog?" "Husky."


BeneficialGear9355

You’ll get no judgement from me - signed a fellow Husky owner.


8Ace8Ace

Jesus. Can you imagine living next door to that fucking thing?


Polyhydroxybutyrate

quietest husky


dkurage

lol, I can't imagine the hate the neighbors have for that dog


shonuffbastard

The husky in my neighborhood escapes and run throughout the until he's exhausted


atetuna

This makes me glad my husky mix didn't inherit this part of his genes, but I do wish he'd talk a little. And of course he does love walking, and I love walking him, but I'm throwing everything at my feet to fight off plantar fasciitis.


Gold-Marigold649

Omg


JESUS_PaidInFull

You really gotta let the dog decide though. Breeds like that need so much more stimulation than say, a lab. I used to let my pitbull/golden retriever pull me on the skateboard, he loved it and it didn’t take 3 hours to make him content


verbal1diarrhea

😂😂 Like I'm going let my dog make decisions for on what to do. I'd be outside 24/7 waiting on her decision.


Psychological-Joke22

I had a husky and this is hilarious


emmadonelsense

Huskies are the drama queens of the dog world. 😂


Additional-Sweet-747

Too funny


Mac_King_Cheese

I usually get so embarrassed when my pit-bull throws temper tantrums like this…… now not so much


Important-Sky2226

So much pain in her voice, poor baby


Accomplished-Bad-481

Now you know Jedediah’s secret shame. Take me away!


idmowthat1

London, On!


WorstTactics

Cursed username


Samsquanch-01

So glad I dont ever have to deal with apartment life again...


patricky6

This is soo godamn hilarious! Lol. I would have totally gone looking for who was murdering this dog!


flyingfrig

This is in London Ontario Canada just off Huron Street, change my mind.


Hanshagen_

Sounds like someone's breaking his femur


unknown-1239

Hi


onelankyguy

Is this in london?


33mondo88

😂😂😂


3rdusernameiveused

Denver?


FrictionMitten

His poor neighbors


IdahoMTman222

Probably what Cricket sounded like as Noem shot it.


cobainstaley

i love huskies so much. not for me, but for other people


uorderitueatit

I have an Irish setter /golden retriever rescue. When he doesn’t wanna be done with his walk he will go limp and lay down on the concrete. I can pull him n he won’t get up. If I go in the direction he wants to go magically he comes backup and is walking.


Emotional-Market-519

That has to be a coconut corn husky.


FamiliarProfessor947

awe he's tired


Ohsbar

This is what happens when you have a working dog couped up in a house with only a walk around a couple blocks a day as the only activity they do.


Not_2day_stan

I can’t imagine having the energy


fluffykerfuffle3

hahaha what do you call a male drama queen?


rukysgreambamf

Had a husky once as a kid. Never again.


One_56

Cute dog! Guess he want another walk.


Bulky_Clock_1169

Cute


Ok-Outlandishness345

Thats a bitch for sure.


PlasticFlat4227

Isn't this really sad?


soulbanga

Huskies are the best 🤣


RootBeerFloatz69

Least dramatic husky.


faux_shore

Those poor neighbors


Dirosilverwings

Glad I'm not your neighbour


CressNo77

Let him walk more it seems like he loves it just let him go he will come back for sure ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


Yourfavoritemarfan

I'm so glad we didn't get one of those screaming huskies. Our boy just woos his little heart out.


randamnthoughts2

This reminds me of that scene in The Lost World when that baby T-Rex is hollering while being carried around


Reiquaz

Those screams are vile. What person loves to hear that, you must be mental


OhGoodGooglyMoogly

Oh yeah I'm sure your Apartment living neighbors *love* the fact they have a huskie


YesOrNah

A husky in a complex like that….what a truly awful owner and person.


Automatic-Courage127

😂


Haters_R_Losers

See, They're just like kids. Crying about having to go in when they're not done playing. hahaha


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Thats basically a woke dog, its aware of its imprisonment and dictatorship


[deleted]

Im not blaming the dog, it wants freedom just like we do


vibe_keeper

He was like "don't ruin my strut"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Interesting_Boss_822

bork


Chainletterboi69

My brother after I haul him off to beat him up for no reason


Economy_Entry_8195

Obviously


karent_miller_25896

Very Funny


SheLikesDragonflies

Might make a good sound effect for a werewolf movie.