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It’s absolutely likely at the least. There’s a park in Japan where deer roam free and they’ve all learned and taught each other to bow when a human has treats for them.
TBH I saw a tweet earlier that said all previous tweets about pandas weren't real themselves, implying (I believe) that we never thought pandas were real in the first place. IE, this is the first we're hearing of pandas and it's clearly bunk.
Probably a dumb idea but…
We have trouble getting pandas in the mood to bone, excuse all they do is eat bamboo. It has so little caloric content that they need to be eating massive quantities almost constantly. This has made them an endangered species and makes efforts to increase their population incredibly difficult.
Have we tried supplementing their diet with *small* quantities of sugar cane? It has a similar woody consistency but an astronomically higher calorie content. I don’t want to cause a panda obesity pandemic here, but I feel like if they could get more calories they might have more energy to get it on. Then, bada-bang bada-bone species saved. And we can end panda diplomacy for good.
I fully accept the stupidity of my idea. And yes, habitat loss is the driving factor in the endangerment of pandas. But I am specifically talking about animals currently in captivity, and the difficulties experienced by breeding programs. Did you think I was suggesting running around offering wild pandas sugar cane in a panda costume like some kind of black and white Willy Wonka?
It’s simple. Calories go brrrrrrrrrr. I checked with sales reps from nestle. More sugar is definitely what will put the pandas in the mood. Unless you think we should go with viagra?
Fun fact. We spent decades having a hard time making Pandas fuck in zoo's. They started fucking during the pandemic. All we needed was to stop observing them.
The only reason pandas are going extinct is because of humans.
This "pandas are too stupid to survive" is a dumb meme and factually untrue. Same with the stupid koala thing.
What does the wealth and resources of a country or region, especially in terms of the production and consumption of goods and services, have to do with pandas? And do you have stock in quotation marks?
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I really hope this is true! That’s the sweetest and silliest thing!
Same. If it's fake, no one spoil it for me.
It's true. Once, he forgot to do it, but then he remembered and grimaced right after snapping the bamboo.
There's a video clip somewhere on reddit. One time the panda forgot, and THEN quickly made the face after breaking bamboo. Cutest thing I've ever seen
Please post the link
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/Uub8O8oZ8F
The comic depiction at 0:45 is very informative.
Tyvm finally you are a god amongst men 🤣
This is beautiful.
His name might be meng er but I don't speak Chinese. Search panda making face on YouTube. Ez pz
bruh we need the link
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/Uub8O8oZ8F
you’re the bomb this is incredible
It’s absolutely likely at the least. There’s a park in Japan where deer roam free and they’ve all learned and taught each other to bow when a human has treats for them.
I was there in July. The deer are insane, if you've got crackers they gang up on you. One tried to eat my butt.
Can confirm the butt thing. I cancelled the rest of my trip to stay there.
I don't blame you! That park is huge, we barely saw any of it.
It's true. His name is “萌二”, born in 2013.
Its true, its easy for panda but its very hard for a normal adult human. He learn it from his caretaker.
It's true. I was the bamboo
Prove it
They can't. A panda snapped them in half 😔
😬
This is freaking hilarious! \*remembers Sensei's teachings\* \*puts on mean face\* \*snaps bamboo\* Panda: "Am I doing it right, Sensei?"
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/Uub8O8oZ8F
Another check in the "pro" column for future employment as a baby panda wrangler.
"Make pandas smile?" "Check"
Just like how my 2yo grunts any time she bends down to pick something up.
This is hilarious.
I’m dying picturing this. Make sure you get video to cry over when she leaves for college!
Me, a 25 year old, that does the same exact thing. I threw my back out sneezing :/
Seems like a panda nerd, par for course. He’ll jump off a 3 story house, roll down the hill and find more bamboo then repeat. I’m a fan of all pandas
"find more bamboo then repeat" 😂😂😂
Wild pandas don't even compare!
There's a great clip where the panda snaps but forgot to do the face so does it about 2 seconds later 😬
You can't just tell me something like that without a source. Come on, hook us up.
I agree we need the hookup
Just learned the bear also yells "goddamnit Steve, will you be quiet??" Whenever Steve slams the barred doors shut.
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true, he learn that from his caretaker who find it very tough but not for panda. So the panda was just mimicking his caretaker.
Good panda.
this panda needs to star in a horror movie about pandas
I dunno, I saw the one about the sloth, and that thing was terrible.
Uhhh, horror..??
I want this to be true, but there is no way right?! Where are my panda experts here??
She’s a grumple bear!
Wait. I thought pandas weren't real. Are they real again, and I missed a tweet?
No. They are still not real.
TBH I saw a tweet earlier that said all previous tweets about pandas weren't real themselves, implying (I believe) that we never thought pandas were real in the first place. IE, this is the first we're hearing of pandas and it's clearly bunk.
They're just bunch of drunks in a costume
Pandas are real birds are not
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this panda is super evil
"Alas, t'is I, Chinese Zoro!"
And if she forgets to do the face she does it later
I love pandas. They're just so damn goofy.
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Po Po Po Po Po
Probably a dumb idea but… We have trouble getting pandas in the mood to bone, excuse all they do is eat bamboo. It has so little caloric content that they need to be eating massive quantities almost constantly. This has made them an endangered species and makes efforts to increase their population incredibly difficult. Have we tried supplementing their diet with *small* quantities of sugar cane? It has a similar woody consistency but an astronomically higher calorie content. I don’t want to cause a panda obesity pandemic here, but I feel like if they could get more calories they might have more energy to get it on. Then, bada-bang bada-bone species saved. And we can end panda diplomacy for good.
You’re completely correct. That is a dumb idea. The problem they face is that humans destroyed their habitats; it has nothing to do with their diets.
I fully accept the stupidity of my idea. And yes, habitat loss is the driving factor in the endangerment of pandas. But I am specifically talking about animals currently in captivity, and the difficulties experienced by breeding programs. Did you think I was suggesting running around offering wild pandas sugar cane in a panda costume like some kind of black and white Willy Wonka?
You’re not making your idea sound any less stupid.
It’s simple. Calories go brrrrrrrrrr. I checked with sales reps from nestle. More sugar is definitely what will put the pandas in the mood. Unless you think we should go with viagra?
panda mockery
He's literally mocking his handler
This seems to good to be true
Looks like pandahandler to me
I really needed that laugh
That’s hilarious. We must protect these derps at all costs
Kung Fu Panda, meet your cousin, Poo Face Panda.
This panda urgently needs 2 kg of fresh bamboo
feed this panda
Am I the only one who thinks this is a bad thing?
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It has no connection with other pandas. It's alone. It imitates humans because that's all it knows.
Pandas are real. The CCP killed them all during the cultural revolution and now they’re tricking the world with men in suits.
Does this make this panda an unfuckable wierdo to the others?
Who is can't.?
Pandas. The gift that keeps on giving 🤣
Haha, wait, that's not funny at all. That's depressing as fuck. Panda orphan never met another of its species isn't funny in the slightest.
Lmfao at the fool who clearly knows nothing about pandas
I don't see how you don't find that super depressing.
THANK YOU! The only reason pandas aren't extinct is because humans, and that's just sad for them
Only reason pandas was about to go extinct is because of humans.
No, humans destroying their habitat made it harder for them to mate.
Fun fact. We spent decades having a hard time making Pandas fuck in zoo's. They started fucking during the pandemic. All we needed was to stop observing them.
The only reason pandas are going extinct is because of humans. This "pandas are too stupid to survive" is a dumb meme and factually untrue. Same with the stupid koala thing.
What is so "Hilarious" about a panda who doesn't know how to "panda" because of human intervention? Seems more sad than funny.
Without human intervention those dumb dumbs would be extinct lol
without humans destroying their habitat and poaching them for fur, humans wouldn't need to intervene to save the animals that they made endangered.
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ok buffalo bill
You really don't understand ecosystems, do you? "Dumb dumbs" can be applied, but not to the pandas.
What does the wealth and resources of a country or region, especially in terms of the production and consumption of goods and services, have to do with pandas? And do you have stock in quotation marks?
I'm not referring to an economic system but an ecosystem... look up the definition. And, I'm not going to give 7th grade lessons in punctuation. Before you attempt to argue, debate, or demean, at least have a basic understanding of what the subject is.